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Joined 05-25-08, id: 1586006, Profile Updated: 06-27-12
Author has written 6 stories for Devil May Cry, Twilight, Final Fantasy VII, and Bleach.

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Aliases: Spazzums, Crazybrainz

Likes: Being idiotic, reading, writing, drawing, listening to music, being lazy, playing Wii and 3DS, surfing the 'net, hangin' with my buds, manga, anime, etc., etc...

Dislikes: I won't even go into this list; I'll be here for eternity! XD


Random, Absolutely Irrelevant Facts:

If anyone wants to know, I am a Nintenerd. LEGEND OF ZELDA FTW!!

I love rock music. Any kind, really. But, so far, my tastes have seemed to lean more toward alternative and indie rocks.

I am not mistaken, I am of the female origin...And I never want to be a man, btw. 8D Women may have periods, but guys have granny boobs between their legs.

I love reading, though I can't bring myself to like it as much nowadays due to the damned (no pun intended) Vampire-Werewolf craze. WHY, GOD, DID YOU LET STEPHANIE MEYER LIVE??!?!

Even though I am a teenager, I'd much rather watch Disney animated movies and cartoons on TV. (Holy crap, the Legend of Korra finale was AH-MAZING.)

I luffles Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman, and Gerard Butler. They may be in their forties, but they're hot as hell. 8D (And I would SO repopulate the Earth with their babies. ;DDD)

My favorite manga is Gintama. (And the anime is my favorite as well.)

I am easily amused. Seriously. I began to flip a piece of paper and laughed at it as I did it.

Did I mention that I'm easily bored as well?

I'm not fond of the human race. There are few people I actually like, and those select few I positively adore.

Uh...I like cake! :D (And like twenty-thousand other sweets. If you try to eat me, you will probably rot instantly. c:)

If you have ever taken that Seme/Uke quiz, I have received both the Don't Fck with Me Seme, the Chibi Seme, and the Sadistic Seme. An odd combination, yes, but I still top. xD


This is my DeviantArt! I know I'm not the most awesome drawer (even though I'm pretty decent) but check it out anyway! Cookies to those that do?? 8D (And, yes, this could be considered shameless adverstising. :D)


Okay, so I like to write OC fanfiction. -points to written stuff below- It's a form of fanfiction, too. No hating, kthnx. :3


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Following in his Footsteps by aspecialkindofhuman reviews
It's the story of Aidan Albarn and his quest to find a proper miester. Also follows the grown up life of Soul and Maka (SoMa!) and other famous students from the DWMA. It expands on both the completed manga and the finished anime. Enjoy!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,036 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Chasing Fleeting Memories Through These Stormy Seas by adolescentlemurs reviews
AU. She had always held a grudge against these swine at sea, their non-existent sense of hygiene or chivalry only angering her further, but a certain captain with the "sharpest" grin on board was slowly starting to become an exception...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Sexy Fight by Alex Prosper reviews
Dante recalls his two sexy fights he had with Nero and plans another one. If all goes well, third time should be a charm. Slash/yaoi. Dante/Nero.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,134 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
A Guide for Bleach Addicts by Siphor reviews
Sixty-three different signs of Bleach overdose. Think you're an addict?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
The Greatest Threat Ever Faced by the Soul Society by Oreithyia reviews
No hollow, no espada, no betrayer, could ever be as horrifying, as noxious, or just plain mind-numbing as this threat to sanity: the Mary Sue. If you too would join the fight against seeing your favorite fandom destroyed, gear up and read on comrade.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Mayuri K. - Complete
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Light My Fire reviews
"Emilia had known since she was very young that she was different. It wasn't that kind of different that meant you were eccentric or socially awkward. It was fundamentally different—in appearance, in body, in soul. She wasn't quite human." NeroxOC edited
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,778 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Nero - Complete
Breaking Point reviews
Alexandra Ramsden wasn't exactly the definition of normal; she was born a half-devil and hunted them to boot. When the three hunters of Devil May Cry and "family problems" appear, all hell breaks loose. DantexOC
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,568 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Glasses, Broken Legs, and Sexy Redheads reviews
If there's anything Renji loves to do to me, it's steal my glasses. RenjixOC One-shot Re-edited.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Renji A. - Complete
Date with Death reviews
As Hell falls into chaos, Vergil attempts to fight his way through Hell to return to the human world. The Grim Reaper offers to take him up. When they return, a deal is made. An alliance is forged. And, possibly more. VergilxOC
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Vergil
Vincent and His Flying Blanket reviews
After the return and destruction of Sephiroth, everyone's enjoying some drinks in Seventh Heaven. Unfortunately, Reno asks Vincent a rather odd question. CRACK *Re-edit*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Vincent V., Reno - Complete
Twinkling reviews
Edwin was just your normal vampire living in an utterly lackluster town. Then Isotta came barreling into his perfect picture. Now, she just won't leave him alone. What's a poor guy to do? -Parody of Twilight-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008
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