Author has written 43 stories for Hannah Montana, Alvin and the chipmunks, Powerpuff Girls, Sofia the First, Madeline series, Full House, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, and Frozen.
hi everyone it me Sofia2015
i am Sofia"
Copy-and-Paste Stuff that Reflect Me
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Ramenapalooza/ Lord Kratos, Smile-I'mTheEndOfAllThatYouSee Sofia2015
"The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself." - Rita Mae Brown
"The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown
"Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself." - Rita Mae Brown
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” - Mark Twain (this one's especially funny because I live by my mom's motto "Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today" like it's the law)
“Reality continues to ruin my life.” - Bill Watterson
“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.” - Mark Twain
“Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?” - Marilyn Monroe
“Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.” - Terry Pratchett
“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” - William W. Purkey
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." - Mahatma Gandhi
“Peace begins with a smile.” - Mother Teresa
“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.” - Thomas Stephen Szasz
"I do not like this word 'bomb'. It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - French ambassador Jacques les Blanc
"Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong, what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god and I had his teachings before me, I would think it through and decide if that was right or wrong myself." - Near, from Death Note
There are some things that just say..."Stupidity!!!"
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke..
Only in America ...do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..
Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
If you have a story stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile! (They're so good!)
If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile. (That's why people call me weird and stupid)
If you've ever wished you could go into a book,and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.
Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.