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Author has written 20 stories for Twilight, Doctor Who, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

Hey yall!! before I say anything else about myself I must tell you that I love you all!!

now, about my stories and reviewing,

1: I don't like grammar or spelling that is why I have spell check. So please do not review things like "check your spelling" or "check your grammar" and such

2: please also don't review telling me to elaborate my oneshots. i like them the way that they are, even if they are all crap. and I also hate to revise things. it makes me feel like I am doing homework and NOBODY likes that.

3: in my story "FanFic Writers Read Me" I know that it is called fanfiction for a reason and that people can write whatever they want. caution BD spoilers!! I also know that Bella DID get pregnant. so you can stop reviewing me telling me that. I wrote that BEFORE BD came out so we still thought it was impossible for Edward to father children.

now about me as a person...

1: TWILIGHT IS MY LIFE

2: and sharpies but i mean come on, who doesn't love a good sharpie?

2.5: BTW I don't mean I sniff sharpies, I just like to use them

3: I am Team Edward. Jacob needs to die. yea

4: i also like Seth

5: Edward is mine so you can all just back the hell off

6: also, i tend to curse a lot

7: i am one of the most random and insane people you will know in your lifetime.

8: when I get hyper, i get hyper. and sometimes i write really crappy fan-fics that have no point but to give something for me to do.

9: I am from America, and so when people have Bella calling Renee "mum" it pisses me off. SHE DOES NOT HAVE A FREAKING BRITISH ACCENT!! (But I wish she was because British people are just soooo much better than us)

10: I am against womens rights (which my friends think is weird because I am a girl)

11: yea, as I said, insane.

12: also, my friend says that I am not only ON Team Perv but I am their leader for all the innuendo-y jokes i make about Edward and his sexy-ness I would put some here but i am afraid that my mom might see them and get pissed at me and also that their may be children read them and ask their parents and be all "mommy? what does _ mean??" I would NOT want to be the cause of that

13: also, if you are wondering if I am like, southern or something because in the begging i said "hey yall" I'm not. I am from NJ. we are most defiantly NOT the south. (once again, not that I have anything against the south for they gave us Jasper who keeps Alice in check. where would we be without him? lol) lol I have also been known to say, "yo my peeps, wuz up in the hizzouse??" this does NOT make me a gangster either.

14: I'm trying to figure out if that damn volcano in Iceland or wherever is still going off, can someone tell me if it is or isn't?

15: Battle Pope is one of the best comic books ever written, just sayin'

I shall end my list on #15 because I say so

now time for Awesomeness101 random quote time!!!!!!

"Wait... you can MAKE children???" -Savvy

"Pizza is a lot like sex, when it's good, it's REALLY good. And when it's bad it's still pretty good"

"I hate it when teachers get pregnant in front of you' 'What?????' 'What? they don't do it in front of you?" -Me and Sam

"You're done, but you're not really done, because you havn't started yet" -Devlin

"Best pickup line ever- 'Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?' sex on the first date EVERY TIME!"-most of my friends... don't know which one said it first

"A crown is mearly a hat that lets the rain in" -Frederick the Great of Prussia

"I jizz LAZERS!!!!"-Charlie

"The only thing better than lemons on fanfiction? More lemons!!!!! Lemons lemons lemons!!!!" -me

thank you for your time.

-Awesomeness101: teaching people to be awesome since june 20th 1901 (Edward's birthday lol)

P.S. EDWARD CULLEN IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!! (you can have Mike)

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Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Not Again! by Amaia-Sinblood reviews
What if Edward had not been able to resist the call of Bella's blood? and now the Cullen's find themselves in Japan to protect their secret, attending Ouran Academy! Pairings: Inside, AU.
Crossover - Twilight & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Kaoru H.
The Ouran Host Club comes to Forks! by KATtheVampireBunny reviews
what would happen if the Ouran Host Club came to Forks and joined in at Edward and Bellas school? Tamaki asks Edward to join and Haruhi becomes best friends with Bella. And how will Forks react to TWINCEST!
Crossover - Twilight & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009
Never Forever by bedwardfan reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon, and never returned. The Cullen's all believe Bella is dead. But she's not, Victoria changed her and the Quileute tribe has helped her survive. It's twenty years later. Will Bella forgive Edward or is too late? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,985 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Twilight IM by Cujo.Venom reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. So if you haven't read that, you won't get half of this. SPOILER WARNING. Rated T for language and a scary PG-13 part. This is really, really random...Enjoy. *Fifth chapter up! RATING CHANGED TO M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Three Words: Emmett, Mike, and Prank by rhshorty95 reviews
Heyy, ppl, i don't own anything here but the idea, enjoy! This is what happens when Emmett gets bored.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Frosty the Snowman , Edward the Vampire by TheBestForksAren'tTheShinyOnes reviews
A cute parody of "Frosty the Snowman" featuring our favorite vampire, Edward Cullen!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas The Twilight Edition by xXxTeamEdwardxXx reviews
The holidays are just around the corner, and what better way to prepare yourself by incorporating a little Twilight? A fun songfic taking from both the book and a bit of the movie. NOTE: You may have to use your imagination. I'm no Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Edward characteristics that every guy should have by SomebodyImNot reviews
List of characteristics that every guy should have ; Just for fun
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward - Complete
PostPoned by Munch-a-Bunch reviews
Bella and Edwards honeymoon gets postponed. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Moment by MoonlightSpirit reviews
Movie-verse. What was going through Bella's mind when Edward wanted to kiss her? One thing was for certain. It was easier said than done for Bella to follow Edward's order of "Don't move."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ten Reasons Why I Hate Jacob Black by sugarhigh123 reviews
These are 10 reasons why I hate Jacob. Probably not for Jacob lovers, unless you want your flames to be used to help burn Jacob in hell. Definitely for Edward lovers, though. Funny and creative, I hope. Die Jacob, die!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Bella's Afraid of What? by liberal4peace reviews
Emmett finds some of Bella's old school papers....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
10 ways to annoy Jacob Black by Elizibeth-Cullen reviews
TEEHEE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
If You're Happy And You Know It And Other Rhymes by Hawktalon.of.Windclan reviews
It's a song that my friend ,who prefers to be called Emogirl, ad libbed at a camp we both go to. If you're a Twilight fanatic, you'll love it! I have decide do make a collection of cute rhymes and songs!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella - Complete
Edward for President! by LoveLoveLovix reviews
A poem depicting what exactly might be achieved in 8 years if a vampire were president. Not reccomended for Jacob fans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward - Complete
17 Things That Bella Swan Would Never Do by VampGrlz271 reviews
Bella married a vampire, gave birth to a vampire hybrid, is best friends with a werewolf...what wouldn't she do? Well, here's a list. 17 things Bella Swan or Cullen :D Would never do. No flames, please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
20 Things Our Beloved Edward Cullen Will NEVER Say by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
I know this has been done numerous times, but I wanted to try my hand at it. I guess the title explaines all. Please review! I need to know if I have a sense of humor or not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
17 Reasons To Love Edward Cullen by VampGrlz271 reviews
Who's our favorite vampire? YOU GOT IT! JAMES! Not. It's Edward. Just forget about the rest of the Cullen men for a second, mmmkay? Edward is freaking awesome. Sexy. Funny. What's not to adore? 17 reasons to love Edward Cullen. Not for Jacob lovers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
The Edward Song by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Minor Breaking Dawn Spoilers. This is a parody of the Llama song.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Talk by Ellenedwardforever reviews
In Eclipse when Charlie has the sex talk with Bella. Edward eavesdrops. Read and review! Edward's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Have Some Composure by Vacancy reviews
Edward can tango, Bella thinks it's hilarious that his brothers hired him a 'female companion' for his bachelor party. Just meaningless fluff set on their wedding, written before Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guilty as Charged by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
When Newton steps too far, the Cullen boys seek revenge, and, when everything goes wrong, find themselves where they have never been before: behind bars. Now a two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Twilight Theories by RoarSaysDaniSaur reviews
Just a bunch of little funny stories that totally should happen in "Breaking Dawn" but probably won't. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Alice's Discovery by Cupid's Jinx reviews
Alice makes a terrifying discovery whilst surfing the net. //Possible Two-shot\\
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
The E List by ellibobelli reviews
Random one-shot. Humor. Three unlikely people are - inadvertently - using large words that begin with "e" in a conversation on a train, confusing poor Mike. Featuring me, Edward, Mike, and Elphie. Read and Review?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Mike - Complete
Edward’s Repression: Breaking the habit by After17 reviews
He always wanted her in more ways than one. BellaxEdward oneshot. It's not a lime, not a lemon more like a mandarin or any other mild citrus fruit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
17 Ways to Get Rosalie Hale to HateKill You by VampGrlz271 reviews
Bored? Feeling like you want to die at the hands of a homicidal vampire named Rosalie? Then boy oh boy have you clicked on the right story! This story is CHOCK FULL of ideas on how to get Rosalie to either hate/kill you. Fun. Part of the "17..." series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Thoughts by SinkFish reviews
HE thinks one thing. SHE thinks another. That random loner sitting in the corner thinks yet another... It must be so annoying to be Edward, hearing everyone's thoughts in the school cafeteria...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
You missed! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
33 Reasons Why We Love 'em and Hate 'em by Karen Cullen3 reviews
Title says it all. Reasons why we love and hate Edward and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Recognition by EdwardBiteMePlz reviews
When Bella and Edward visit a book store, they meet someone who recognizes them, but has never met them before. How?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Random Twilight Convo : The Abs by Fanpire-xox reviews
Jasper and Emmett, the title basically explains! 2nd Random Twilight Convo by my Bff and I
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE A VAMPIRE by lucytheslut reviews
really short, jsut something i did one day while bored, rated T for innuendo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Laundry by Saiyachick reviews
Not even Edward can save Bella from her accident proneness.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ultimate Question by xXxBANDxGEEKxXx reviews
Boxers or Briefs? That is the question...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Experimentation by Cupid's Jinx reviews
Bella finds out if you can really fry an egg on a werewolf. //Set During Eclipse// \\ONE-SHOT ONLY\\
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
17 Reasons To Kill Mike Newton by VampGrlz271 reviews
Do you hate Mike Newton? Can you not stand Mike Newton? Do you want to just kill Mike Newton in his sleep? If you ca answer "Yes, Yes I do." to all of these questions, then this is the story for you, my friend! 17 reasons to kill Mike Newton!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Emmett Tries to Crack an Egg by Glitterized reviews
Emmett decides to make Bella lunch, the only problem is that he cannot crack the egg.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
La Tua Cantanta! by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
Twilight version of "Hakuna Matata"
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Jasper's Shock by deepcutfighter reviews
When everyone but Bella, Edward, and Jasper are out hunting and Jasper goes up to Carlisle's office to get a book, but before he goes in he hears a comprmising conversation going on between Bella and Edward. *funny innuendo*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Mom, Can I Be by SapphireShelle91 reviews
An age old question! A child asking their parents what they can be when they grow up, but with a supernatural twist!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Temptation by Yuki-and-Annabelle reviews
Takes place sometime during/after Eclipse: Edward is looking for Bella, finds her in her bathroom. Bella decides to tease Edward, etc. NO LEMONS. Bella doesn’t drop the towel. Nothing X-rated, nothing even R-rated. That’s why it’s rated T! Fluffy one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Blueberries, chocolate, and brownies, oh my! by plaid.is.the.new.green reviews
Bella had a question. Maybe she should have kept her mouth shut... Or at least saved it for when she was in an area that was a little less... public. Please, review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Our Song by Merekat reviews
Song parody of "Our Song" by Taylor Swift, rewritten to fit Bella and Edward. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
25 things by LiGiKi reviews
Here are a list of 25 things Bella can do to the people of Forks, which includes the Cullen Family and Renee to get them annoyed at her or get freaked out. Enjoy! review it! I made these up at the top of my head. :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
BeFoRe BeInG a VaMp by slayprincess reviews
Bella wants to do some things before becoming a vampire, one day hanging out with angela they come across a tattoo shop.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
461 Signs That You Are Obsessed With This Series by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Exactly as the title says.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Bella's Mental Breakdown by ActualTwilight reviews
Bella has a random mental breakdown and goes rather insane for a while. BellaEdwardBased on a true story. :D One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Broken by Inu13 reviews
50 years ago, Bella's life changed dramatically. she lost almost everything. But now, she has a new family, a new life. What happens when the Cullens return and Bella is forced to remember emotions she had hoped she had forgotten? I don't own Twilight. :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,112 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Things you shouldn't do after reading Twilight by Werepanda07 reviews
This is a list of things me and my friends came up with. Please read cuz it's really weird and funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
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She'll Love Me Someday reviews
Sure, the Ice King always kidnaps Princess Bubblegum, but what happens when Finn and Jake aren't there to save her? Rated T for possible future chapter content
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Ice King, Princess B. Bubblegum
River's Mom reviews
*warning spoil alert* but so River's mom HAS got it going on, parody of Fountain of Wayne's song "Stacys Mom", rated K cuz... idk shut up...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Any ideas? reviews
Does anyone have an idea they want to see become a fanfiction? Send them to me and I will write it!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Shake It Up reviews
What happens when Nessie gets bored? What about when Emmett gives her some advice? And when she takes it the wrong way? Oh boy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
im sorry bella reviews
Edward has something to tell Bella that she might not like to much
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Edward the Single Vampire reviews
Song fic, Rudolf the red-nose reindeer and Edward put together! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE READ! and review too. that would be nice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Nessie therapy reviews
This is for my good friend SilhouettedStarlight21. It is not very good, but oh well any way, Nessie walks in on Edward and Bella "together" one night and so they take her to therapy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Nessie's first day of school reviews
It is everyones favorite little half human half vampire's first day of school! When all the boys are pining over her, what will she do? how will Edward take the thoughts of all the adolescent boys thought? read and find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008
Mr Gummy reviews
I have no idea why I called this that. I will change the name. So, It is 20 years later, Bella never jumped. She is now a vampire. She also has a new mate and coven. What will happen? *Warning* this story doesn't have an end and im not gana make one sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Big and sparkly reviews
Takes place on Edward and Bella's honeymoon. They are already on the island and Edward shows something to Bella that is big and sparkly. Rated T for suggestive dialogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Jacob Died reviews
I am Team Edward but I don't want Jacob to die. I know shocking. *warning* Breaking Dawn spoilers. Also, don't read if you are Team Jacob. You might get very mad.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Caught reviews
We all love Jake and Nessie. But what happpens after Nessie is all grown up Edward and Bella catch them together without shirts? uhoh
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Please Speak English reviews
Ever go to a different country with a different language? Well Bella has some advise!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
DON'T CLICK ME! reviews
Don't do it! Don't! You will regret it! I'm telling you! Don't click this!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Fight reviews
Bella is having a fight with someone. Set between New Moon and Eclipse. If you don't think it is funny that is okay.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
OCD is a good thing! reviews
OCD Obsessive Cullen Disorder is very misunderstood. I can show you how it is a good thing!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
5 reasons to read Twilight reviews
My friend asked 5 reasons she should read Twilight, this is what I told her!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
FANFIC WRITERS, READ ME! reviews
If you write fanfics, read this. I have some rules for you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Humans Just Want To Have Fun reviews
A song fic From "Girls Just Wana Have Fun". It is not very funny but it is a little.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
25 Things Edward Is NOT ALLOWED To Do reviews
Title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete