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Author has written 20 stories for Twilight, Doctor Who, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
Hey yall!! before I say anything else about myself I must tell you that I love you all!!
now, about my stories and reviewing,
1: I don't like grammar or spelling that is why I have spell check. So please do not review things like "check your spelling" or "check your grammar" and such
2: please also don't review telling me to elaborate my oneshots. i like them the way that they are, even if they are all crap. and I also hate to revise things. it makes me feel like I am doing homework and NOBODY likes that.
3: in my story "FanFic Writers Read Me" I know that it is called fanfiction for a reason and that people can write whatever they want. caution BD spoilers!! I also know that Bella DID get pregnant. so you can stop reviewing me telling me that. I wrote that BEFORE BD came out so we still thought it was impossible for Edward to father children.
now about me as a person...
1: TWILIGHT IS MY LIFE
2: and sharpies but i mean come on, who doesn't love a good sharpie?
2.5: BTW I don't mean I sniff sharpies, I just like to use them
3: I am Team Edward. Jacob needs to die. yea
4: i also like Seth
5: Edward is mine so you can all just back the hell off
6: also, i tend to curse a lot
7: i am one of the most random and insane people you will know in your lifetime.
8: when I get hyper, i get hyper. and sometimes i write really crappy fan-fics that have no point but to give something for me to do.
9: I am from America, and so when people have Bella calling Renee "mum" it pisses me off. SHE DOES NOT HAVE A FREAKING BRITISH ACCENT!! (But I wish she was because British people are just soooo much better than us)
10: I am against womens rights (which my friends think is weird because I am a girl)
11: yea, as I said, insane.
12: also, my friend says that I am not only ON Team Perv but I am their leader for all the innuendo-y jokes i make about Edward and his sexy-ness I would put some here but i am afraid that my mom might see them and get pissed at me and also that their may be children read them and ask their parents and be all "mommy? what does _ mean??" I would NOT want to be the cause of that
13: also, if you are wondering if I am like, southern or something because in the begging i said "hey yall" I'm not. I am from NJ. we are most defiantly NOT the south. (once again, not that I have anything against the south for they gave us Jasper who keeps Alice in check. where would we be without him? lol) lol I have also been known to say, "yo my peeps, wuz up in the hizzouse??" this does NOT make me a gangster either.
14: I'm trying to figure out if that damn volcano in Iceland or wherever is still going off, can someone tell me if it is or isn't?
15: Battle Pope is one of the best comic books ever written, just sayin'
I shall end my list on #15 because I say so
now time for Awesomeness101 random quote time!!!!!!
"Wait... you can MAKE children???" -Savvy
"Pizza is a lot like sex, when it's good, it's REALLY good. And when it's bad it's still pretty good"
"I hate it when teachers get pregnant in front of you' 'What?????' 'What? they don't do it in front of you?" -Me and Sam
"You're done, but you're not really done, because you havn't started yet" -Devlin
"Best pickup line ever- 'Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?' sex on the first date EVERY TIME!"-most of my friends... don't know which one said it first
"A crown is mearly a hat that lets the rain in" -Frederick the Great of Prussia
"I jizz LAZERS!!!!"-Charlie
"The only thing better than lemons on fanfiction? More lemons!!!!! Lemons lemons lemons!!!!" -me
thank you for your time.
-Awesomeness101: teaching people to be awesome since june 20th 1901 (Edward's birthday lol)
P.S. EDWARD CULLEN IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!! (you can have Mike)
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