Author has written 7 stories for Vampires, and Twilight.
HEY!! i'm Dark dreaming Vamp...a.k.a Tig at TwilightTeens...
okey so i only have a couple things to say about what i will NOT read:
1. anything that has Bella getting raped by Jacob. its stupid and it will not happen. sorry for those who do like it i dont. and im sure you could go into my favs right now and find one but that's because i favorite things to read later. okey...okey.
2. Edward x Jacob, thats just...i dont even know how to describe it...so enough said about that one.
I hate (not really) to say this but i am no longer completely team Edward. actually hes kinda getting annoying...so JASPER all the freaking way!! i love my southern boy.. =P
TEAM EDWARD...DAZZLED YET?
i choose Edward because he a vampire, only the good kind, like a teddy bear with fangs
so..Team Edward!! um..i do like Jacob just not with Bella.
nickname: dreamer = tig, crimson, ddv, dark.
DOB: April 7
zodiac sign: Aries
Race: Nah. maybe later
likes: movies, MUSIC!!, books, manga, moon/stars, writing
color(s): blue, orange, silver, black, red
When i write it's the one time i dont need to pretend to be someone else. -me..
It's not that I'm antisocial. I just don't like you
yeh..i wont be copying and pasteing alot into my profile..just the ones that soooooo describe me...
If people mistake you for a vampire copy and paste this onto your profile.(haha, one of my best friends)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love telling jokes, and being a riot put this on your profile
If you love music, put this on your profile.
Funny how just when you think life cant possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
Forged of war, born of death, saved by love --Jasper! (jackson rathbone)
Just waiting on an angel to take me out of my hell- Heaven Sent by Hinder
If you don’t stand for anything, you don’t stand for anything!--George W. Bush (lmao)
When There's a will, I wanna be in it
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
What's another word for thesaurus?
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail...A best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn that was fun!'
Your kid may be an honor student but YOU’RE still an IDIOT!
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
The soptaneous rally will began at 1:45
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isnt.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
Lifes Tough, get a helmet
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
Promises are nothing more than words.
Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannabal.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
"Suicide hotline...please hold"
No Blood No Foul
Never think about the mistakes you made...think about the ones you're going to make
sign on a gym door: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOL...Attention Deficit Oh LOOK!!
Someday I will hit something, fall down, crack my head open and bleed to death. That's how uncoordinated I am. (this one really doesnt apply to me i guess...)
Sometimes you just gotta run away,
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of falling. I'm not scared of the dark, I'm scared of what's in it. I'm not afraid to love, I'm afraid of not being loved back
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk
...and WHO pissed in your cheerios this morning?!
untwist your panties! --me!!
Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.
Real Life Sign Posts - :
Caution - Water on Road During Rain
Entrance Only - DO NOT ENTER
Do Not Set Yourself On Fire
Warning - Children Left Unattended Will Be Sold to the Circus.
Quote from George W. Bush: "Its Clearly A Budget, it Has Alot Of Numbers In it."
Whatever Creams your Twinkie!
I'm not supposed to be normal... I'm supposed to be me
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn!!
I have PMS and a gun...Don't mess with me
If drama were beer, our whole school would be wasted
...I'm more sane than you…the voices told me so...
My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.
It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
I've had a REALLY bad day! I rear-ended a car today.
The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF!
He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "Well then, which one ARE you?"
That's how the fight started."
Did You Ever Wonder...
Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?
What do you call a male lady bug?
When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?
Kick a-- last words
Naahhh...my brakes are fine.
Pull the pin and count to what?
Soooooo...you're a cannabal?
Dont worry...it has airbags...
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??
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