R. Masen
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Joined 05-25-08, id: 1586277, Profile Updated: 10-11-08
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

alright so i just found out that there is now a "book theif" section. EVERYONE start writing there. That is like, the best effing book ever. Oh and for "to kill a mockingbird" !! Heeelll yes.

Sorry i've been really busy, so i haven't been writing.

I'll try to keep up a little.

-r. masen.

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The Volturi Go To Victoria Secrets by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
Aro and Felix venture to Victoria Secrets. But what will they find there? Funny one shot that My Friend and I made up. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Edward Loves Rhonda by Waffle of Doom reviews
Edward gets Rhonda pregnant. Just so you know, Rhonda is the Volvo. Yep, it's demented.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Edward - Complete
the Struggle of Charlie reviews
Sixty years into the future Bella visits a dying Charlie. Better than it sounds! Rated K for reasons you'll find out. Maybe tearjerker. idk. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete