LadyCraulnober
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Joined 05-25-08, id: 1586440, Profile Updated: 09-24-09
Author has written 4 stories for Batman, Forgotten Realms, and X-Men.

I love to write, read, paint and sing(though I'm less than skilled at the last one) I have A pet snake named Malingo and a Doberman Pinscher named Manny, as well as a comic collection nothing short of epic. I am a huge nerd and collect everything from comics to fantasy novels. My favorite stomping grounds are the Waterdeep and Gotham City. I have an uncanny fondness of elves, particularly Eaith 'The Serpent' Craulnober, and it is my intent to increase the ammount of fanfic dedicated to him. I love the Joker and Harley Quinn, but clowns scare the crap out of me. As far as Marvel goes I prefer the Uncanny X-Men, particularly that blueberry stud-muffin, Nightcrawler. I also read old School Excalibur, though I wont say no to the new one either. I love Spawn and Johnny the homicidal maniac, Deadpool and and of course everyone's favorite web-head, Spiderman. I play Dungeons and Dragons and admittedly indulge in the occasional Mary Sue fic. I'm a solitary witch and have been practicing my craft for over eight years. I perform several different kinds of divination, including palmistry, tarot and crystal gazing. I'm energetic, eccentric and always interested in making new friends, so drop me a line sometime. c:

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JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
DCU: Fan Mail by princessebee reviews
In a drab, dreary, deadly place like Arkham Asylum, a fella has to make his own fun. Luckily for The Joker, fun tends to come to him. Warnings for some very strong themes, some language and some offensive epithets used.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
DCU: Sheharazade by princessebee reviews
Amber, a young street smart heroin addict, finds herself in the clutches of The Joker one evening. Can she make it through the night? Warnings for violence, language and generally strong content. No romance, no sex and no Mary Sues.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Miyahn Leaf by Lady Serpentine reviews
Elaith Craulnober and Marisa Van'kre have a senseless discussion about selling illegal drugs. Interesting. You can tell this is a product of sudden inspiration and little talent.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2003
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Swamp Gothic reviews
Nightcrawler's past comes back to haunt him and he must depend on the aid from an unlikely source. Inspired by the covers of Nightcrawler #7 and #9
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler
The Serpent's Heir reviews
A short story detailing the events that surround the birth of Azariah Craulnober and the profound effect they had on The Serpent
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Elaith C.
Laugh Clown reviews
Pearl is trying to overcome the trauma she experienced at Arkham Asylum, but it's made even more difficult by an unwanted visitor.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
April Fool reviews
Based on events in Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serous Earth. Remember Pearl? What had it been like to be the Joker's hostage? What happened to her? Reveiws welcome, ConCrit adored.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete