Jewelfrost
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Joined 05-26-08, id: 1586552, Profile Updated: 04-22-09
Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who, and Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno.

This town deserves a better class of criminal...

Agh - profiles. I hate profiles. They are the bane of my life. Mainly because I'm a lazy sod.

Oy...ok then, let's start with the basics. I'm 17, female, and British. Right. That's the basics done with. Now for some more detailed information, should any of you wish, or care, to hear about it.

I write for any number of fandoms - hopefully I'll post some stuff up soon, because at the moment I am evidently lacking, but I am a chronic procrastinator, so we'll have to see how it goes. My fandoms include Batman, Phantom of the Opera, Dr. Faustus The Green Mile, A Clockwork Orange, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl and many more, so anyone of these may pop up at any time.

I do have other hobbies besides fanfiction. I have two novels in the works, "Silvertongue", and "Heartborne", both of which are undergoing massive rewrites because I started them when I was very young and, to be quite frank, they are painful to even look at, let alone read. I've also been horse-riding for 15 years now and consider it my absolute favourite past-time. Besides this, my favourite hobby is probably singing - I adore it. To make it onto a West End stage would be a dream for me.

I also like drawing, sculpting, painting - anything artistic. I'm no good at it, but I like it. It's the thought that counts right?.

Anyway, enough about me. I've been ranting on for too long now.

...did I mention I hate profiles?

And here...we...go.

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Endless Black & Broken Promise by saphirefox-irl reviews
Batman needs Crane's help and kidnaps him from Arkham. But is there anything left of Jonathon's mind? And is Bruce loosing his soul? Now with a sequel in which a promise is broken and revenge is required.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,767 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 8/22/2006 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman
Crime Doesn't Take A Vacation by Miss Interrogative reviews
...or does it? All good villains need a vacation! The Joker, Harvey Dent, and Jonathan Crane take a spectacular trip to Gotham's finest resort. Bad things ensue...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,145 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Joker, J. Crane
Glass Darkly Broken by selphiealmasy8 reviews
A fic, set in the Mirror Universe, chronicling the relationship between Dr. Leonard McCoy and Spock.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 47,526 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/25/2008 - L. McCoy, Spock
The lost child by pseudonomi reviews
He had been told throughout his entire life "you will always be a child of two worlds" but it wasn't true, not really." Something is eating at Spock and Jim won't stop until he gets to the bottom of it. kirk,spock friendship no slash, sorry INCOMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
To Err Is Human, To Accept Is Logical by Dingbat142001 reviews
Oneshot. When he was 6 months old, Spock accidentally banged his head… Spock/parents. Movie spoilers. Angst.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Fangirl VS Mary Sue: A Tale of Terror by Kate Van Helsing reviews
The Joker, OOC from prolonged Mary Sue exposure, tells his harrowing story of survival.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Know Thy Enemy by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
The Joker always thought that if he saw Batman out of his bat-suit, in everyday life, that he’d know him immediately. However, as he stared at Bruce Wayne, he couldn't be sure. Joker/Batman, as always. Slash! -For Tera Earth-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Desperation, Daring, and Danger by DragonDi reviews
What are the employment options for a teenage werewolf just leaving Hogwarts? A desperate Remus Lupin is faced with that question and his daring friends, James Potter and Sirius Black, are determined to help him find out--even if it leads to danger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,018 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
With Nasty, Big, Pointy Teeth! by Spawn of Kong reviews
Captains Sparrow & Barbossa and the crew of the Black Pearl have arrived at a cave that leads to the Fountain of Youth, only to find its entrance guarded by a creature so foul and cruel, that no man yet has fought with it and lived!
Crossover - Monty Python & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Don't Give Up The Day Job, Love by Dearest's Historic Cadre reviews
Jack Sparrow met a beautiful and angry lady pirate and from that moment, his life changed. NO HE BLOODY WELL DID NOT. Barbossa meets a very ineffectual and very plain lady pirate and does his best to ignore her as she charges about trying to be a Mary Sue
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Hector Barbossa by Perosha reviews
Haven't seen any VSD for Barbossa, so here's one. Complete and utter crack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Hector B. - Complete
Punch and Judy by Mortissimo reviews
Slash, ScarecrowxJoker No rest for the wicked. A childish nightmare leaves Scarecrow unsettled. ALSO: The End
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005
The Spotter's Guide to the Common McCoy by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
A naturalist's look at McCoy in fanfiction. Blatantly SpockMcCoy, and pokes innocent fun at the conventions of this pairing and genre.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2004 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Away Missions 101 by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
That handy guide every Red-Shirt should read before embarking on their first, and probably last, away mission. Warning-VERY light SMc. If you blink, you'll probably miss it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Monkey! by Space Cowgirl reviews
The untold origins of Jack, Captain Barbossa's monkey...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2003
Hannibal 2: The Sequal To Hannibal by Holly version 2.0 reviews
MOVIE GUY-What happens when Hannibal Lecter returns to the States...? He will get revenge on Clarice by...STEALING HER BRAS! How will it all turn out! Pure crazieness, just for fun! LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 11/15/2003
Chilton, with Fish by Triptych reviews
WARNING: Mature Content. Genius and serial killer Hannibal Lecter exacts a horrifying revenge against his former tormentor, Dr. Frederick Chilton.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 199 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Gold to Ashes reviews
The Faun is dying.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Doctor Who and the Illusionist reviews
10Doc. The Doctor and Rose find themselves stranded in a steampunk-London as an innocent TARDIS voyage gets them roped into affairs that, in all honesty, should be left well alone.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.