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Joined 05-26-08, id: 1587035, Profile Updated: 12-27-11
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.


Penname: Alyzza

Age: 18

Majoring: Computer/Game Art and Animation

Hobbies: Music, art, learning new languages, videogames, anime & manga, etc...

Instruments: B flat Clarinet & Bass Clarinet; Will get back to piano and take up more instruments...

Art: Painting, drawing, graphic art, linoleum print, dry-point etching, scratchboard, wash, ceramics, etc... but photography turned out to be a bad idea :{

Sports: Marching Band >:D

Life Ambition: ...hmmm...

From here on, it's all that Copy and Paste stuff that people like adding to their profiles. YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO READ!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

--are like apples--
--on trees. The best ones--
--are at the top of the tree.--
--The boys dont want to reach--
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong with them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just—
--have to wait for the right boy to
-- come along, the one who's-
-- brave enough to--
--climb all--
--the way--
--to the top--
--of the tree.--

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry.
Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: comes and visits you in jail.
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't
remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will beat up the crowd that the friend left you for

Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their
online buddies

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

98 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you're one of the two percent that still listens to actual music, copy this into your profile.

If you think that total and utter fangirlism is unhealthy and annoying, copy this into your profile.

If you have put your own "If you" statement into your profile, copy this to your profile.

If you once were looking for something all day or for at least a minute (maybe even panicking) then find whatever it was in your hands or in front of you the whole time (maybe feeling slightly embarrassed), copy this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of
Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.


If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business,
did they see it coming?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and
drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a

If electricity comes from electrons does morality
come from morons?

Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on
envelopes taste like chocolate?

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of
the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be
considered silverware?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If u spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do
humanitarians eat?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped
people at the Special Olympics?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it
Fed UP?

If quitters never win and winners never quit how
can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons
and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didnt zigzag?

After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour
before getting OUT of the water?

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby
oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car
its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a
ship its called CARgo?

If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two
negatives make a positive?

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

If everyone jumped off a bridge would you too? No, I would step onto a pile of bodies.

No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.

They say the truth sets you free, then how come everytime I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

That is the wrongest wrong that ever wronged.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

I welcome Creative Critism and Ideas for better writing and stories.

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Kneeling at Your Feat by BlackWindButterfly reviews
Prince Roderich Edelstein will soon succeed the king before him as ruler, but a kingdom is only as strong as its army. His army has a recent addition, a knight named Gilbert Beilschmidt, and this knight may just be his downfall. Human AU, Various Pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,214 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Foster Brothers by Hypocritical Romantic reviews
Arthur thought he was the youngest brother until an American, Alfred F. Jones, comes into his life. As the two boys grow up together, his feelings develop to more than brotherly love. "Oh. Bloody. Hell. How'll I explain this to mum!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,562 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - England/Britain, America
Heart and Soul by Jenny-loves-Amyyy9 reviews
Roderich was a normal school teacher with a simple wish- - -to have someone to love. Is he desperate enough to keep a mecha that was ordered online...even if the order was screwed up?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,537 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Austria, Prussia
A Sweet Birthday Surprise by Fantasia V reviews
Roderich is preparing a cake for Gilbert's birthday, but who should burst in but Gilbert himself! Roderich Gilbert A hell lot of extra whipped cream SMUT Quick one shot I made b/c tomorrow is the Awesome Prussia's birthday !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Romeo and Juliet by RiatheHarpist reviews
Prussia and Austria two-shot in a Romeo and Juliet situation. Rated T for character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Prussia, Austria
College Visit by Hypocritical Romantic reviews
Roderich, a college student, leads Professor Beilschmidt's children around the campus only to deal havoc on his heart. New Year's present for my friend!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Sweet Addictions by Mingamelon reviews
In an attempt to help Prussia kick his smoking habit for good, Austria suggests that he put something else in his mouth instead. One-Shot, PrussiaAustria smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
The Woes of a Shoestore Employee by RuggedIndividual reviews
Bakura hates his job and he hates the customers. Especially the gay ones with a fondness for the color purple. Thiefshipping AU Oneshot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Drunks And Marriage by Prustrian Informant reviews
"Don't worry meine prinzessin, I'm sure you'll find me to be the most awesome person you've ever married." There's a reason they said alcohol and smart people don't mix... PruAus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Lose It Fast by Prustrian Informant reviews
"Mon ami, do not tell me you are still a virgin!" Prussia, for fear of being caught with his VCard, decides to try to top another nation... Try being the key word...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Poison by sithmarauder reviews
"Prussia knows that Austria has him wrapped around every one of his slender fingers." Prussia/Austria.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Fetish by Vani Jane reviews
AU Gakuen Verse. Arthur Kirkland is a sociology teacher discussing fetishes to his class and Alfred F. Jones had managed to sneak into his class again .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Deidara's Ultimate Tempation by lxoxjoanxoxl reviews
Tobi always knows just how to push Deidara's buttons and drive him over the edge. But at the same time, Tobi knows how to excite his partner and drive him crazy. From parfaits to bathtubs, today was just another usual day for the two lovers. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
He's My Pirate by screammealullaby reviews
America wants England to wear his old corsair attire again, what'll he do? UkUs Smuttt Oneshot. BoyxBoy yaoi!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/30/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
You'd Never Expect It Of Him by glunkus reviews
Ex. "It makes you sick to look at yourself in the mirror. How could he have done that? How could you have let that happen? Well, then again, that albino was a great kisser. Oh god, what are you thinking?" Don't judge me. Really. Please.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The SemeUke test: Prussia and Austria by iLucienne reviews
A continued series! Who wouldn't want to read about Prussia and Austria's sex life? Fluff and lots of rough sex. I warned ya. Read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Dear Mein Awesome Gott On High by Courtney JoAnne reviews
Prince Edelstein lost his dear Knight to the falling of the order, and thus lost all respect for him. But on a fateful morning, he learned that all he thought had been wrong all along. RoderichxGilbert
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
I'm Still Here by Tamer Lorika reviews
Prussia and Austria are sharing a winter's day near the lake, when Prussia overhears something that might be the best present of all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Kisses by sithmarauder reviews
Kisses are kisses. The emotions behind them hardly matter. Prussia/Austria.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
A Friendship Put To Music by Just Birthday reviews
The beautiful sounds of a grand piano echo through the residence of West. Surely, it was Roderich playing upon the ivory and ebony keys of the wooden instrument, painted in a shiny black. But, personally, the piano was not as beautiful as it's player.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Black Velvet, If You Please by knightlyDarling reviews
Not a songfic. Both Prussia and Austria get more than they bargain for when Prussia decides to break in - er, pay Austria a visit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Break by sithmarauder reviews
Only he can make Austria crack in such a small amount of time, after all. Prussia/Austria.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Not Real by Submerge reviews
Wahh, this story made me cry writing it! D8 GilbertxRoderich. My first AU! Doctor!Austria and Suicidal!Prussia lolwhut? Better story than summary o3o
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Prussia, Austria
The Fall of Prussia by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich visits Gilbert the day before Prussia is officially dissolved to try and ease Gilbert's fears about whether he'll still be there in the morning. Sort of Prussia/Austria. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Complaints and Compliments by Hazel-Beka reviews
Prussia decides to tell Austria that he's abnormally attractive and also to explain why this annoys him. Sort of PrussiaxAustria. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Just Another Day by stellar asterism reviews
Gilbert coming to his house and creating all sorts of trouble was nothing new to Roderich.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Going South by Axolotlabulous reviews
-Drabble Collection- Some brief insight into the lives of Team Zombie in no particular order. Tells the story of two immortals, and their adventures in relationship, bounties, and oceanside cities of steel. -KakuHidan- Rated T for Hidan being Hidan...ish?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Breakaway: KakuHidan by fangedfallenrose reviews
We meet a fourteen-year-old Hidan Lomoges. He is being abused by his father, a middle-aged man. Life is pretty bad until his father remarries into the Iwa family. There he finds acceptance, love, and friendship in the oddest of places.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Guardian by Lyricism reviews
AU. Love is often a trial and error thing, especially when said love isn't accepted in general and said lovers are within the terror that is adolescence. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Blushes by xXTSUKImono17Xx reviews
Kakuzu's got it bad for his new partner, and he can't control his blushing! When Hidan leads Kakuzu to some secluded hot springs, will Kakuzu be man enough to tell him how he feels? kakuhida. rated M for slight sexual content and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Interface by Lychenne Laki reviews
A terrible argument leads to two of Akatsuki's strongest fighters being forced out- permenantly. Will they survive the temptations of the world and will their relationship stand the ultimate test? yaoi and grown up serious themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,310 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
company by Vegeterian-soup reviews
-Kakuhidan- first fanfic ever lol. enjoy. rated for hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
se c r e ts by cherrySUNSETx reviews
such a secret is too much for one person · kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Idiot at 20,000 ft by Ice-Fire358 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are on a plane home after Hidan's mission, but while on the plane Hidan keeps seeing someone on the wing of the plane that only let's him see him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Nushi o Naraku by Kerink reviews
Hidan feels he and Kakuzu should be more than just partners. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Immortal Never Die by Romansu Neko reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu return from the brink of death after an embarassing defeat, and now they have a chance to start over in life. How will they use this oppertunity? Will they return to the life they once knew or begin anew?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
War Stories by Songstone reviews
Kakuzu often likes to tell stories of his Army Days. The only problem is that he tends to...'exaggerate' every now and again. -KakuHidan and Deidara...AU fic-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Bite your tongue by XSapphirexXxRoseX reviews
What it would be like if Hidan and Kakuzu managed to have children. KakuHida. Mentions of MPreg but no actual Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Repay me with love by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kakuzu's wallet is gone and he gets really pissed when he hears what happened to it. Someone's going to pay. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The bet by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kakuzu loves money, Hidan loves Jashin. Takes those two things away and the two go through withdrawal XD With Konan in charge of the bet, who knows what the loser will do and who knows what will come out of it. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Tortured Soul by Rodnii reviews
Hidan feeling depressed about Kakuzu's death. Commonly done, I know, but I still hope you read and enjoy it. Rated for character death and general depression.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
But What If I'm Something Else? by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan had just returned from a bounty mission and the stitched-nin was very tired. Hidan on the other hand, has something else in mind. Rated for language, blood, gore, slash, and yaoi sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pain hurts by lakritsnr1 reviews
Hidan ponders about pain while being buried in the Nara-forest KakuHida. Kinda fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Need For More Than Hair Gel by x012587Genin reviews
Hidan ran out of hair gel. The end of the world for him. Curses are thrown as he and Kakuzu argue, threatening what little realtionship they have. Will things work out? rated M for strong langueage, HidanXKakuzu... yaoi DEDICATED TO: a special someone. xo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Technophobia by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki have a new feature installed in the hideout - and Hidan does not appreciate it. Crack!fic. Unlikely to be updated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I'm Sorry by Igapex reviews
Sister Drabble of Forever Broken. Kakuzu looks back at his death. KakuHidan KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Forever Broken by Igapex reviews
Hidan looks back on his and Kakuzu's deaths. KakuHidan KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Things of Love by A Secret Masquerade reviews
50 words about Hidan and Kakuzu. A challenge thing. Yaoi/Shonen-ai. Rated to be safe. Yes, title sucks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Final Battle by A Secret Masquerade reviews
The way the Hidan and Kakuzu's last fight should have gone in my head at least . KakuHi. Fluff. Don't complain about the pairing! Rated for Hidan's dirty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
One Plus One Equals Five by Kerink reviews
“Fine,” he mumbled, “five more minutes.” KakuHida oneshot. My OTP, hope for more fics with them!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Different Side of Me by Lyricism reviews
To the outside, Kakuzu and Hidan hate each other. When they're alone, though, it's a different story. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
What I Want by Lyricism reviews
Both Kakuzu and Hidan want the same thing. They just don't know it. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Small Fry, Please by lookingskyward reviews
Hidan curses the day he became partners with that cheap bastard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
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Dude, Are You Serious! reviews
After their first date, Arthur worries that he's made a mistake and made his new relationship with Alfred awkward. Slightly angsty. Rated for shonen-ai. USxUK. R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Torn Apart Bit by Bit reviews
Flirt X Flirt X Flirt equals a heartache for Deidara. Rated for angst children are too innocent to go through and understand - yet some still do - and for shonen ai. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
It was only a dream reviews
Hidan wakes from a terrible nightmare and Kakuzu comforts him by promising him forever. Hidan X Kakuzu, written in Hidan's POV. Rated T for mild language coming from Hidan's mouth. Bad summary, I know. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Unspoken Words reviews
Tsuki Academy accepts students that are endowed or with abnormalities. As students, each Akatsuki member has his own problems, loves, and loyalties to attend to. Rated for foul language, mostly Hidan, and, of course, yaoi! Don't read if you don't like
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Amaryllis and the Balloon Flower reviews
It was supposed to be a two-shot but a third chapter came up. Gin was forced to join Aizen if he didn't want Matsumoto harmed, but Gin gets even! Rated T for foul language and violence. Please read and review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto