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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 754,937 - Reviews: 10654 - Favs: 4,500 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 9/4/2005
Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,281 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 3,676 - Follows: 4,396 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Shock of it All by Fairywm reviews
A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Harry. Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Rated M for cussing. Harry's a bit of an ass. On Hiatus... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,819 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Luna L.
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Stories of the Lone Traveler by dunuelos reviews
In deference to The Professional and his wonderful stories. Harry has lost everything; a failed attempt to fix his mistakes leaves him as the Lone Traveller, a part of Wizarding legend. This is "Complete" because the length is getting unwieldy. I stopped at a good point. The sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 273,593 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Parseltongue is Really Very Ordinary by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry's been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy's help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,371 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Thanks for Nothing by megamatt09 reviews
Harry Potter receives an Order of Merlin for defeating Voldemort and has something to get off of his chest. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Complete
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,345 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 4/14/2007
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Controversy by Clell65619 reviews
Harry returns from a personal 5 year crusade to find that something very important in his life has changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Get Mad Get Apathetic by birdwoman95 reviews
What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 281 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 3,528 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
The Master of Death IS The-Boy-Who-Lived - Child Hero for Hire by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter, the Master of Death, loathes the 'Adventures-of-the-Boy-Who-Lived' children's storybooks. I mean, what kind of kid grabs his happy band of childhood friends, smacks around some dragons, nundus, and dark wizards, and skips home in time for tea and scones? But, after 40,000 years of living and dying, the Master of Death realizes something... He probably could.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 702 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L., Luna L.
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
What Am I Signing? by megamatt09 reviews
You would think at least one person would have questions about signing a piece of paper in a magical world of magic without any knowledge of consequences. And in this world they did. AU set during initial DA formation meeting at the Hog's Head in Book Five. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 152 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Cho C., Susan B. - Complete
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,285 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 3,466 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Illusions of Reality by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Harry has felt for a long time that there was something strange about the Muggle world. But when he begins receiving strange messages from the notorious mass murderer, Sirius Black, he begins to wonder if the Wizarding world is what he believed it to be. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Matrix - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 161,005 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 9/10/2011 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32994 - Favs: 20,368 - Follows: 16,204 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 5,335 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 6,758 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
The Greatest Prank Ever Played by Teufel1987 reviews
Who was the greatest prankster of all time in Hogwarts? Was it Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers? Or perhaps the ever innovative and brilliant Weasley twins? Maybe it is the next generation who have both Weasley and Marauder blood running through their veins. It certainly cannot be Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/29/2014
To Harry by TheFreakWithTheWings reviews
to harry: (verb) to persistently carry out attacks on an enemy. Four times Harry Potter saved young Harry Dresden and one time he killed adult Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., H. Dresden - Complete
Luna's Animal by erbkaiser reviews
Luna has found an Atlantean Micro-dragon... in the London zoo. Or has she? Story with a Luna/Harry relationship background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Luna L., Harry P.] - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 5,449 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10961 - Favs: 6,770 - Follows: 6,089 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Not the Smartest Witch by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 443 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 5,319 - Follows: 1,329 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 4075 - Favs: 6,211 - Follows: 4,746 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8845 - Favs: 16,819 - Follows: 11,139 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto's Endless Opportunity by Alcham of the Vael reviews
(Formerly What Uzumaki Naruo Is No Longer Allowed To Do) What do you get when you give a hyperactive blonde with no sense of restraint access to an immensely powerful source of energy? You certainly don't get anything predictable! Pray for everyone he meets, 'cause only those as crazy as he is will find peace... (Crackfic, Godly!Naruto)
Crossover - Naruto & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
He's kind of a BLEEP by Diresquirrel reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7193 - Favs: 10,916 - Follows: 7,469 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 4,511 - Follows: 1,138 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lord's Lament by Selena Silvermoon reviews
Something in Harry changes that summer between fourth and fifth year. At his trial he discovers what someone has been hiding from him since he was born. AU HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,973 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 4,874 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G.
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 4,759 - Follows: 3,421 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 856 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 6,522 - Follows: 1,656 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 1,065 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3722 - Favs: 5,720 - Follows: 4,983 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 855 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
This Could Get Lonely by Water Mage reviews
Sirius Black fell through what most know as the Veil, but some call it the Outer Gates. This is his exile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 6,814 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 567 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Out of the West by Larry Huss reviews
Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 212,502 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 355 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 4,363 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Epiphany by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry Potter one shot. Harry has a spark of clarity during the final battle with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
A Word A Day: Shields by LunaStorm reviews
No two minds are alike; no two students of Occlumency can learn it the same way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5207 - Favs: 9,737 - Follows: 4,873 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 465 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 3,712 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4842 - Favs: 9,202 - Follows: 4,081 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4520 - Favs: 7,469 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Book Seven by Lucillia reviews
The reason why the Doctor cried while reading the Deathly Hallows.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/26/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 710 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 4,918 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 169 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
You by Crowlows19 reviews
You are something different, something terrible. And you go from world to world doing Magic's bidding for that is all you are alive for. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11324 - Favs: 15,682 - Follows: 6,291 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Solstice Ritual by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A short, short story about a mysterious ritual
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
I will NOT marry a Weasley by broomstick flyer reviews
A small one shot that several readers have asked me to post. Harry and Hermione both refuse to do as the author wanted and marry and Weasley. Some folk find it amusing. all I can say is read and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3287 - Favs: 7,591 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Natural Animagus by wsbenge reviews
Harry is sent to the Dursleys, but due to a natural proclivity for cat animagus transformations, goes to live with the kneazles at Mrs. Figg's a few weeks before he is 2 years old. He spends years as a kneazle, before his association with Ginny Weasley h
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 161,097 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 4,015 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Will of Black by Lady FoxFire reviews
The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 322 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Excuses for Snape by dogbertcarroll reviews
A strange thought and an excuse for Snape's behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Perilous Prophecies by Yunaine reviews
Hermione Granger gets informed about a new prophecy. After careful deliberation with the other races they decide that the prophecy won’t happen yet. They were wrong. - Set after Hogwarts school years; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 4,900 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 409 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 269 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Magic is useless by BajaB reviews
Magic, decided Harry Potter, as he rubbed his sore behind, is quite useless. Post DH, but before the epilogue, one-shot, and meaningless. Just a bit of fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Rewritten by KafkaExMachina reviews
Severus Snape is given everything he ever wanted. Still, what kind of family produces a child like Petunia? Had Lily survived, who would she have turned out to be? Dark, not my usual story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Prisoner by Yunaine reviews
Betrayed by his friends. Betrayed by his teachers. Betrayed by his headmaster. Locked away behind bars until they needed him again. - Dark!Fiction
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5797 - Favs: 12,474 - Follows: 3,977 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Ministerial Kneepads by Perspicacity reviews
Rita Skeeter, in search of a scoop on Harry's love life, sneaks into Harry's flat and finds much more than she expected. One-shot. Setting: Post-DH AU. DLP TGYH challenge response.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Rita S., Lavender B. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 599 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 3,618 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Twinkle in His Eye by witowsmp reviews
A look into Dumbledore's motivation for his actions after receiving the prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3615 - Favs: 6,633 - Follows: 2,432 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Five Days by nyet khan reviews
Five Times Harry Potter Called Someone Mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hat's First Time by Laume reviews
The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R.
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 5,341 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Slow Down Everyone by Laume reviews
Sevitus parody. Don't you dislike fics where Snape transforms from snarky bastard to doting father within a chapter or two? well...here's my response.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 560 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Moonlight on White Wings by BajaB reviews
Something for Hegwig. Written before Deathly Hallows was released.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 4,644 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 464 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
No Next Adventure by BajaB reviews
No physical torment can compare, no mental anguish came even close. Who is not ready to go onto the Next Great Adventure? [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 3,444 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4346 - Favs: 7,083 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 368 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10331 - Favs: 15,532 - Follows: 4,723 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Forgotten by BajaB reviews
What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 4,590 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 4,646 - Follows: 866 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Robbery to remember by BajaB reviews
A thief hired to burgle a popular Diagon Alley store faces more challenges than the champions of a Triwizard Tournament. Short oneshot of an original character set after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/25/2006 - OC, George W. - Complete
Position Vacant 2 The First Day by BajaB reviews
The new DADA teacher faces an uncertain first day. Sequel to Position Vacant, but more serious and a different style. Post HBP One shot [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Bill W. - Complete
A new Fountain of Magical Brethren by BajaB reviews
Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Trial and Error by Sangelide reviews
Harsh childhoods usually produce jaded souls, but Naruto seems more naive than most. Yet, looks can be decieving. See the world through the eyes of a child with the world set against him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,552 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 6,707 - Follows: 1,604 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. [Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy] The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 327 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 182 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 720 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 165 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Front Page of the Prophet by ShadeDancer reviews
Read Heir of Blood ch 3 first. This is what would have happened if Harry's picture had ended up in the paper with Lockhart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 6,754 - Follows: 491 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Ranma, Half A Mail by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] This is a short story, that wasn't going anywhere. I'm not going to continue it unless there's another idea to merge with it. This isn't my best work, I'm afraid
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Complete
A Letter Home by DangerMouse reviews
Draco writes a letter home to his parents during First Year. To the tune of that Allen Sherman song, 'Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah' ('Camp Grenada')
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Draco M.
The Voldemort Whilly-Nillies by DangerMouse reviews
A filk to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" about Tom Riddle. Voldemort, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/15/2002
Friends by mosylu reviews
On November first, Hermione gets a surprise at breakfastpossibly the best surprise of her life. A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Hermione G. - Complete
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