Author has written 7 stories for Scrubs, National Treasure, Supernatural, and Numb3rs.
That picture is one of my tattoos.
Hello, this is actually my third account on fanfiction.net. My Roth is account is retired, and I honestly don't remember how to long into my other account; I forgot both the email, name, and password. This is my newest account, and whenever a plot bunny hits me and then actually hangs around, I write it up and post it. I try to make sure all the stories are finished, and if they go unfinished for too long (abandoned in my book), I remove them. I am sorry if you people like the little segments, but I feel the need to have finished stories on the account. All the stories on my Roth account were finished upon its retirement, and this account must live up to the same standards. I like slash for stories, but prefer the show to stick with their traditional pairings. For example, I love JD/Perry slash for stories, but love Jordan and Perry as a couple on Scrubs. The stories I write typically revolve around whatever show I am obsessed with watching during the writing of the story. One more thing, I thoroughly abuse semicolons. I don't know why, but I do. They should really get a restraining order against me.
A little about me:
"Games that are not fun are not games."
"Do want you want and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter and those who matter, don't mind." Dr. Seuss
"If you don't change your beliefs, you'll be stuck like this forever. Is that good news?" Douglas Noel Adams
"We have potatoes. I can make you Vodka, but it will take two weeks." Sheldon Cooper
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world question how you did it."
"Ha ha. Tom's pain is always the best part of Christmas." Eddsworld
“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.” Dave Barry
"Holy Reused Joke on a web toon!" Eddsworld
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." Paul Erdos
“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.” Paula Poundstone
“Funny how just when you think life cannot possibly get any worse it suddenly does.” Douglas Noel Adams
“The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, ‘What am I doing?!’” Jack Handy
Stories are not high on my list of priorities, so postings will probably be few and far between.
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