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Joined 05-27-08, id: 1587569, Profile Updated: 02-21-11
Author has written 7 stories for Scrubs, National Treasure, Supernatural, and Numb3rs.

That picture is one of my tattoos.

Hello, this is actually my third account on fanfiction.net. My Roth is account is retired, and I honestly don't remember how to long into my other account; I forgot both the email, name, and password. This is my newest account, and whenever a plot bunny hits me and then actually hangs around, I write it up and post it. I try to make sure all the stories are finished, and if they go unfinished for too long (abandoned in my book), I remove them. I am sorry if you people like the little segments, but I feel the need to have finished stories on the account. All the stories on my Roth account were finished upon its retirement, and this account must live up to the same standards. I like slash for stories, but prefer the show to stick with their traditional pairings. For example, I love JD/Perry slash for stories, but love Jordan and Perry as a couple on Scrubs. The stories I write typically revolve around whatever show I am obsessed with watching during the writing of the story. One more thing, I thoroughly abuse semicolons. I don't know why, but I do. They should really get a restraining order against me.

A little about me:
I'm in my twenties, and I am an undecided college student. I love play computer games, and I do reviews on Youtube. I love reading, biking, playing with my cats and my dog. I hang with my friends a lot, and I love to read web comics (Eddsworld, Warehouse, Cyanide & Happiness to name a few). I love mathematics, acting, and music. I plan on moving to Chicago (I lived there for a little while and fell in love) just as soon as I possibly can.

Favorites:
Show(s)- Scrubs, Numb3rs, Mythbusters, Dresden Files, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, MacGyver, Corner Gas, Law & Order: SVU, Pawn Stars, Big Bang Theory, and Supernatural (My TV is usually off during the day).
Movie(s)- Hot Fuzz, National Treasure, Shaun of the Dead, Dogma, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, House of Haunted Hill, It Happened Tomorrow, Clue, SlingBlade, Unleashed, and many, many others.
Book(s)/Series-Fruits Basket, Hardy Boys: Undercover Brothers, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Club Meds, Green Angel, The Artist and The Mathematician, Wicked, and You Shall Know Our Velocity

Quotes-

"Games that are not fun are not games."

"Do want you want and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter and those who matter, don't mind." Dr. Seuss

"If you don't change your beliefs, you'll be stuck like this forever. Is that good news?" Douglas Noel Adams

"We have potatoes. I can make you Vodka, but it will take two weeks." Sheldon Cooper

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world question how you did it."

"Ha ha. Tom's pain is always the best part of Christmas." Eddsworld

“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.” Dave Barry

"Holy Reused Joke on a web toon!" Eddsworld

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." Paul Erdos

“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.” Paula Poundstone

“Funny how just when you think life cannot possibly get any worse it suddenly does.” Douglas Noel Adams

“The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, ‘What am I doing?!’” Jack Handy

Stories are not high on my list of priorities, so postings will probably be few and far between.

Ryo314

Enjoy My Stories!

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The Battered Physicist Anomaly by Axelrocks reviews
Penny comes home to find Sheldon slumped by his door; face black and blue. She doesn't know what happened to him, but she will find out. Until then she's going to take care of him, all the while trying not to fall deeper in love. This should be easy, right?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Deductive Realization by shinysylver reviews
A chance encounter with a mysterious man in London changes everything for Penny and Sheldon. A BBT/Sherlock crossover. Penny/Sheldon
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Penny - Complete
The Basement by LQ Aredhel reviews
Finn and Kurt are home alone in the basement when Finn hears someone moving upstairs.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H.
Breathe, Kurt by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Kurt has a panic attack in front of Puck and Finn, who handle it surprisingly well.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
That Don't Impress Me Much by Wolf Maid reviews
Sheldon/Penny. Sheldon and Penny meet Shawn and Gus in a cafe.
Crossover - Psych & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Shawn S., Sheldon C. - Complete
The Game's Afoot by Len reviews
Sheldon Cooper is the world's greatest consulting detective. Penny Bailey is a barmaid determined to help him catch a killer.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
My Snowstorm by Smudgie reviews
Doctor Cox is left trapped in his car during a snowstorm with a sick Newbie. No slash. Long one-shot.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
My Hypnotism by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
A hypnotist visits Sacred Heart to share his recent findings. JD and Dr. Cox aren't very impressed, until, well...until things don't go over exactly as planned.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,703 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Fall Away by LaylaBinx reviews
A bitter argument takes a rather dramatic turn when Riley falls through a patch of thin ice...Riley/Ben friendship fluff! Hurt/comfort goodness galore! Hope you like it!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
The Cast of Scrubs in: Snow White by Deanna Darkstone reviews
Title says it all! JD as Snow White, Kelso as the Evil King, and some familiar faces as the seven dwarves!
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,171 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Child's Play by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Harry's latest case is uncomfortably familiar and starts him on another quixotic crusade. The only trouble is, how do you stop a killer when you're stuck babysitting? TVVERSE
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,647 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Remember This by Onari reviews
Dean looked exhausted all day. If he happened to be awake whenever Sam was asleep, and he was also awake when Sam was awake, when did Dean actually sleep at all? Angst, hurt!Dean Worried!Sam Spoilers for AHBL1and2
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,807 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Switching Hands by Joon reviews
Morgan recalls the history of the skull. TVverse
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Caretaking by Joon reviews
Morgan deals with an irate Bob in regards to a mildly battered Harry. TVverse
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
Pain ala House by 1985laurie reviews
House!sick fic...strong House Wilson friendship. Short fic...enjoy! Chapter 7 up! The Final Chapter! Complete!
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Fatal Fanfic by The Syndicate1 reviews
Finished! When the Hardys started reading Internet mystery fanfiction, it seemed like a lot of fun. Until strange coincidences began happening…and then it turned deadly!
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 10/5/2004
All These Feelings by Countess Verona Dracula reviews
(CarlVanHelsing) Exactly as the title says. Strange emotions arise between Carl and Van Helsing, emotions neither of them understand. But will they realize what's happening before it's too late? (COMPLETE)
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,138 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
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Kicks and Fists will Break my Bones reviews
Charlie sighed in relief when Jake got up to go back to his desk. "You're going to regret this kid!" threatened Jake making Charlie wince again.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14 - Charlie E., Don E.
The Nautilus reviews
Charlie knew things were going to get interesting the moment he saw a very nervous Liam Keller enter his office.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Greatest Hits reviews
An accident on a hunt leaves Dean fighting for his life, but the question is, does he want to? (Set in Season 1)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,675 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Some Days Just Go By
...others are more complicated. Follow up to Wendigo episode.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Red Jello reviews
Riley is sick. What more can you want?
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
The Plunge reviews
An accident brings Perry and JD closer...a lot closer.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,171 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
These Exiled Years reviews
After the unexpected death of a patient and some drunken confessions, JD starts out on a strange new relationship. That is until the patient's bereaved son takes everything that makes JD who is he is from him. Slash JD/Perry
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,112 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete