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Joined 05-27-08, id: 1587639, Profile Updated: 02-22-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Credit where it's due: the icon (should be a shattered glass heart, ff.net said it'd take 12 hours to change...) was made by my wonderful friend, cewga. i strongly recommend checking out her stuff on deviantart. www.cewga.deviantart.com fantastic stuff, here folks!

So, i'm incredibly sorry for not being back in forever. i was about to shut down this account, but i decided against it.

Welcome to all my international readers! Thank you so much! it's awesome to log in and check my hits and see all these wonderful countries on there! (kinda makes me want to travel soon...)

also, check out my other account, The.Queen.Of.Random01. I haven't actually written anything, but i will. probably.

A little about me:

hobbies: reading, writing, playing the piano, watching usanetwork or lifetime, mock trial

goals for the future: pass high school, cook my way through julia child's cookbook, go to france and try out my french...

languages: i speak english, learning french, want to learn hebrew, arabic, italian, greek, russian, spanish, portugese, german, yiddish, gaelic, and many others.

interests: psychology, law, languages, cultures, travel, writing, reading, music, literature, art, film, fashion, design, people...

bands i love: florence + the machine, coldplay, frank sinatra, jane monheit, diana krall, michael buble...

movies i love: eat pray love, letters to juliet, the women, narnia, dark knight, harry potter, marie antoinette, up, princess and the frog...

books i love: i am an emotional creature: the secret life of girls around the world, walden, self-reliance, civil disobedience, the awakening, sisterhood of the traveling pants; harry potter; divine secrets of the ya-ya sisterhood; the septembers of shiraz; by way of deception: the making and unmaking of a mossad officer; the lady elizabeth; jews, god, and history; lies my teacher told me...

tv shows: how i met your mother, ncis, big bang theory, law and order: svu, house, grey's anatomy, bones...

i'm not a twilighter anymore. just saying. i probably won't get back to these stories. i'm sorry to disappoint. goodness, that sounds conceited. sorry. i'm not.

about my stories:

moonlit night: i have abandoned it. it's officially up for adoption!

not Her again: i'm thinking about making it a two- possibly three-shot. idk. if i have time. also up for adoption!

any of my stories (i've lost track of what i have posted on here...) are up for adoption if anyone wants them. just pm me and ask, and it's yours!

please adopt these stories! i really don't want them anymore. sorry, but i just don't have the time for them anymore. also, my little writing muses have been giving me writers block for the past, like, year, so if i did write anything else for them, it would suck. PLEASE ADOPT THEM!!

so, enjoy!

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The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4703 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Pieces of My Heart by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When Jasper left Texas five years ago, he left Alice broken and hurt. He also left behind a little some thing else. Now he's back, but how will he feel when he finds out all he has missed? All Human. Canon. somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,195 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Return to Chicago by Kait Hobbit reviews
Elizabeth Masen died in 1918, leaving behind her beloved son Edward. Now ninety years later, more than just Elizabeth's ghost resides in the Cherry Lane home, Edward's returned and this time with Bella. Working Epiloug for 1918.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,646 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
From the Love of Football by NatallieRose reviews
All human. Edward is an all star football player. Bella and her 4 year old daughter,Alexandra love football. What happened at Edward and Bella's highschool graduation party 4 years before that? Who is Alexandra's dad and why hasn't she met him?ExBAxJEmxR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
A New Light by ItsHardlyRaining reviews
Jacob Black realizes he made a mistake and accepts Bella and Edward's relationship. Upon his return home he goes to Bella's wedding, while there he meets someone new, but while a new love blossoms will another be destroyed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,216 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Jacob, Angela
A Possible Path by switzerland.virgo reviews
What if Bella had picked up the phone the day Edward called, and what if Rosalie hadn't told him of Bella's cliffdiving, but he rather called to see if she sounded ok?... My first fan-fic ever. Please Review - T just in case :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,487 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
a new call to life by lightssoclear reviews
after her mother's brutal death-caused by her horrendeous step father-bella runs away but ends up in the hospital. Now found, she has to live with her godfather carlisle and his family. how will she survive?BxE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,652 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just Another Human Brother by CS112 reviews
*COMPLETE* Bella's half-brother Andy, who's a teenager, learns he had a sister who died, well, actually she's a vampire. Andy doesn't know that part yet! What will happen when they meet? There is a whole new definiton to 'Blood Related! Ask any Vampire!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,727 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Love Is Watching Someone Die by unicornhime reviews
What if Edward had gotten to Port Angeles too late and was faced with Bella begging him to do everything in his power to save her? She knows he has the power no one else does...what will he do? One night changes everything. AU *MAY CONTAIN RAPE TRIGGERS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
80 years ago by emmet's Girl reviews
What if Bella and Edward were changed in a clearing by Carlisle at the same time. And Bella ran away, but Carlisle never told any of the Cullens about her. What happened 80 years ago? What will happen 80 years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008
Love in the Big Lemon by isabellsah cullen reviews
ON HIATUS. Sequel 2 Love in the Big Apple. Edward and Bella in their summer holidays after first term of College. Bella is feeling upset over Edward's seemingly lack of physical interest. Laughs, the talk and the wedding. Adult themes.Smut. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,009 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008
What Tanya Doesn't Know by XxlirxX reviews
His words were a lie. I had to find out who she was, and imagining someone more beautiful, in vain I cried out with umbrage as I sat there in the rain, not knowing my purpose of life anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,224 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/24/2008
Change of Plans by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
DISCONTINUED. Bella gets in terrible accident and souls are taking over. What will happen to Bella when a soul is inserted into her and the wedding is coming up?
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
Let Them Gather by silver drip reviews
Edward fell in love with Bella, but she wasn't just an ordinary human. Of course, she didn't know that until sometime after he left her and never returned. See what happens when two fates collide for a second time. Read and review. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,380 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Growing Pains by xxsparklesnick reviews
She promised herself that she would not wait for him like a love-struck housewife. She would never love him again. In the end, though, it was not her choice. Love is not true or real or fake or black and white. Love is not easy. Love, simply, just is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
My Brand Of Heroin by Sunshine Ana Cloudyday reviews
Bella is an addict, and Renee forces her to move to Forks in an effort to 'fix' her, but that takes a lot, including Edward's help. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Rose Thorns by Lily Turtle reviews
Because sometimes, love hurts. Because it can challenge. Because it can turn on itself. Because love is a force and a superpower, and not an option. And because it will test Edward and Bella to their utmost limits. Even roses have thorns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,827 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Do Fish Get Thirsty? by XxBanditQueenxX reviews
Threequel" to 'Always' and 'Winter of Our Discontent.' Follow along as Bella and Edward continue down their twisted path, picking up a couple miracles along the way. M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,683 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008
To Watch Her Be Dazzled by his babi seal reviews
Alice's pov of Twilight. All of the same events except from what she is seeing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,117 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008
Misery Loves Its Company by Arabella16 reviews
Ever wondered what happened while Edward spied on Bella sleeping? And where all of the Cullens minus Alice thought he was going, considering Edward kept his visits secret? Well... here it is! EXB FOREVER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,208 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
Two Leather Journals by Hazl reviews
Edward remembers nothing from his human life. Bella finds two leather journals, the only thing left from his past. They read them, and find out about what direction Edward's life was heading...and learn a shocking secret from his past. Pairings-B/E
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Three's Company, The Sequel by The Blue-Eyed Vampire reviews
Yes, you have found the sequel to the original Three's Company by author 2, me, on La Tua Cantante101. Find out what happens to Cole. Will they get him back, or does Jacob have other plans? Read original first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008
All is fair in love and War by Prizz-sweetie reviews
Where are all your boundaries tonight?" I asked mockingly, though I was breathing heavily. Before I got an answer he swerved me around so that I was on top of him, I liked it better that way... An ExB story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,252 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Meeting Tanya by in-white-houses reviews
Tanya now that i have met her i hate her for her power for her looks and for disrupting my peace. before breaking dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008
My Breaking Dawn by Wanna Bet-the original reviews
What I think will happen in Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward are getting married, but the one person Bella most wants there is in Canada. But what will happen when two unexpected guests show up on the night of the wedding?Much better than it sounds-COMPLET
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Secrets by Risuke reviews
This is basically about the lives of the different members of the Cullen Family. Warning: If you haven't read up through Eclipse in the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer, this will have spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Twilighter's Anonymous by WorseGamesToPlay reviews
The story of a few Twilightaholics & the mischief they get into. Click here and find out. Special thanks to Jessie; and to a review I received which gave me the idea CHAPTER 15 the Bridzillas, and a new chapter about BD is now up! Read and Review! GO Read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,443 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
Frostbite by The World in my Pocket reviews
Please," I begged the kind doctor, hating the amount of pity I saw in his eyes. I sqeezed Edward's still hand, turning to look at my comatose husband. "He's the only thing I have left...don't make me do this." BxE, AU, Human...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,486 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dreams by iWrite67 reviews
Renesmee Carlie Cullen. My imprintee, my soul mate, my life. --- *SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN* ---
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Which Lust? by ahemyywe150 reviews
Bella and Edward enjoy the summer...and each other. Takes place after Eclipse, and meant to be one shot, but might add more one shots for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Happily Ever After by Yondaimehokagefan reviews
Everything is going surprisingly good for Bella. The vampires find a way to turn back into humans, Jake imprints, and she makes new friends. Unfortunately in her life happiness only last so long.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,101 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Choices by Isabel0329 reviews
As Bella's transformation approaches, both her and Edward must work through their nerves. Preparation, goodbyes, transformation and first hunt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,551 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Transformation by A New Scribbler reviews
Bella's transformation from human to vampire is a very intimate time for Bella and Edward. This will be short - two to three chapters, but hopefully appropriately intense. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love Bites by mrazfreak reviews
What if Edward hadn't been the one to kill James?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008
Easier To Run by Kendster reviews
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are on the run from Voldemort, while Jacob Black is on the run from his feelings for Bella Swan. Hermione and Jacob meet and both realize that while it's easier to run, sometimes it's better not to.CROSSOVER Hermione/Jaco
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008
Bella’s Undisastrous 18th Birthday by TwilightObsessedMell reviews
A different version of the Bella's disastrous 18th birthday that lead to her and Edward's painful seperation... What would happen if Alice had foreseen Bella's papercut and its consequences just in time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Breathing Softly by dragondreamingsprout reviews
He could watch her, hold her in his arms and see her sleeping, see her breathing, and know she was alive. But will it last? BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reactions by im with the vampires3 reviews
Emmett is awsome. He's like a big brother, but one who would like to prove something...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Moments with the Cullens by R.Hale reviews
A story about many funny moments with the Cullen family. Bella is a vampire aleady, and new experiences with the family are of course going to be...interesting. Find out what happens, in the moments spent with the Cullens. first fanfic, be nice! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
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What Are You Waiting For? reviews
Bella is new at Forks High. She quickly befriends the Cullen kids, particularly Edward. When they begin dating, how do their friends react to what they thought was a platonic relationship? Canon couples. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Moonlit Night reviews
*BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS!* Jacob and Renesmee's strange and wonderful relationship through her eyes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Not HER Again reviews
Edward decides to take Bella back to where they had their first real "date". That annoying waitress is back...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete