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Joined 05-27-08, id: 1587810, Profile Updated: 05-13-10
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hey!

My favourite pairings go as follows-

GaaraXSakura

DeidaraXSakura

AkatsukiXSakura

SasoriXSakura

ItachiXSakura

TemariXShikamaru

InoXKiba

Pairings I dislike-

SakuraXSasuke

ItachiXSasuke (People, they are BROTHERS!)

NejiXHinata (They.are.cousins!)

SasukeXHinata (She deserves WAY better!)

Also, I'm not reallt that fond and any slash pairings. It's not that I have a problem with slash or I discriminate against it (quite the opposite actually-read the thing at the bottom of my profile) It's just I'm not really into reading that kind of thing... but I am definately not predjudiced- so don't send hate mail telling me that I am.

and thats about it.

My favourite charachters are-

Sakura

Naruto

Gaara

Itachi

Temari

Deidara

Sasori

Hinata

Shikamaru

Tobi

The charachter that I DON'T like is-

Sasuke.

I think he is a jerk. He tries to kill his best friend who only wants to bring him back to Kohona and he acts like an arrogant bastard to everyone. He thinks he is better than everyone else. OK, now that I've had my little rant about how much I hate him, I'm going to say- DON'T KILL ME FANGIRLS!! It's only my opinion...

Quotes

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.

Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

Birds may fly high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Some drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to sit there with a stupid look on your face.

We're not retreating; we're advancing in the opposite direction.

Are you on our side and want to be different, or are you on our side and want to throw a football at my head?-Gerard Way

So many people treat you like a kid, so you may as well act like one and throw your T.V out the hotel window.-Gerard Way

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

I don't hate you, I strongly dislike you.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

I'm not stubborn, I'm not I'm not I'm NOT.

You’re a smartass. And you’re a dumbass so were even.

You’re just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

They say that guns don't kill people. People do. But I think guns help. I mean, if a guy goes into a room and yells out "BANG" he's not going to kill many people is he. (Unless they die from lack of oxygen because they're laughing too hard)

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

You know what!? Earth sucks. I'm going home!

Don't get mad, get sadistic.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's even funnier!!

If you laugh, I laugh. If you cry, I cry. If you jump out a window and die, I'll laugh.

If you’re pissed at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, your a mile away from them, and you have their shoes!

I used to have super powers...But my therapist took them away.

A friend will comfort you when a guy turns you down; a best friend goes up to them and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try and figure out how you did it.

The early bird catches the worm. On the other hand the early worm gets eaten.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?

I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Sure I won't tell anyone, only the few million people watching us will know about your greatest secret.

I don't take orders and I don't deliver wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me, and hell was afraid I'd take over.

I don’t lie; I just don't tell the truth

Never argue with an idiot- they’ll bring you down to their level then beat you with experience

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage. A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards."

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.


Links-

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1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


21 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go up to random people and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" ect. and see if they respond to save themselves from embarassment...


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Two of Heart by L.G. Lena reviews
A tradeoff between Suna and Konoha is made to strengthen the alliance. Sakura is the lucky, or unlucky, one chosen to be sent without her knowledge. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,769 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 5,261 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth and Lies by rileyonline reviews
Sakura Haruno. Passionate. Medical Ninja. Loyal to the last. But what happens when she inherits a power strong enough to crush life itself? AU. Eventual ItaSaku and NaruHina. Manga Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,822 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Forgive and Forget? by numberoneklutz reviews
The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sakura H.
Bed of Violence by cute.sadistic.chibi reviews
He wanted to learn; he had to know; he needed someone to teach him. Sakura wants to be the one to tame the beast, but has no idea what she got herself into.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Connections Part 1: Morning by Ahnura reviews
Breaking ties with her village was one of the hardest things Sakura Haruno had to do in her life. Trying to survive with Akatsuki’s very own Deidara may prove to be even more challenging. Updated. DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,111 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara
Forced Revival by hducudusjfjei643 reviews
Konoha needs the Power of the Uchiha.The two brothers are bound to kill each other and if word gets out that one of the most powerful clans is gone,Konoha could be attacked. A mission was made and the after affects could effect generations to come.Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,685 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Wedding Planners by baby-filly reviews
Naruto and Sakura are getting married. They weren't counting on pink cowboy suits, murderous DJs, flashing marquees and Gaara's speech...This is as bad as weddings get! M for safety. NaruSaku oneshot. Sequel or not? Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A first kiss like Mine? YOU WISH! by shika'sgurl22 reviews
A collection of short drabbles. What would Sakura's first kiss be like with each sexy guy from the Naruto world? Who knows, but we are about to find out! Read to see if your favorite guy will be added! Click the title and see who she kisses! Sakuxmultiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,526 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Rivals by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Rock Lee has a new rival, but Rock Lee will not give up, for the love of Sakura, Rock Lee will persevere! Crackfic, almost definitely!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sands of Time by MarauderGirl777 reviews
Gaaracentric. GaaxSaku. After the Shukaku is removed, Gaara sets to work on making his village trust him. He aims to increase his taijutsu, ninjutsu, and genjutsu. However, with noone in Suna skilled in genjutsu, he calls upon a certain pink-haired medic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,728 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Stick with me by shabaku reviews
When Sakura chains herself to Deidara to capture him, she finds out that the chains were not to be used on two people. And as no one has the key, Sakura finds herself stuck to Deidara. DeiSaku. Rated M just in case!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,679 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Forced Hand by The Rabid Bunny reviews
Kiba has clan obligations that involve getting married. Sakura is doing everything she can to forget how lonely she is. Enter one very nosy Hokage, and watch what happens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,876 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Staring by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
He wasn’t replying, just staring at her. 'WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT ME? STOP STARING AT ME' GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Coming out of the Closet by nocturnalMusings reviews
Gaara, Sakura, and Sasuke have been way too quiet for way too long, so Naruto gets a brilliant idea: Lock the three in a closet, and leave them there for a few days! Caution: Crack, OOC, and OC abound!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
What Do You Mean By 'Defeat? by Miss Whiskers reviews
Sometimes, the worst mistake you can make is to cheat in a very important game of chess. The second worst thing is inform Dumbledore ten minutes after you were caught cheating at said game... A very odd story about the politically correct term 'defeat'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Itachi? by RedLotusNin reviews
[For Meheeners] They were just eating lunch and suddenly Itachi started crying. OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
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Temptation reviews
Life couldn't get any worse for Sakura. First, she was manipulated into going to a ‘formal function’, then, she was forced into one of the most ridiculous dresses she had ever seen, and then, HE shows up, wanting to tango. Oh yes, Sakura had it bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,031 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
Iris reviews
Gaara's always been hated. He's always been ashamed. But when one little green eyed girl has the courage to not runaway, she will have a lasting, unintentional effect.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Everything reviews
Because one day Uchiha Sasuke will finally realise what really matters the most.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The art of Seduction reviews
Yes, that was it. She had finally cracked. The power had finally gone to her head. Because there was no way Tsunade would give her an S-class mission to seduce Uchiha Itachi if she was in her right mind. SakuraXItachi Oneshot Non-massacre
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete