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Joined 05-27-08, id: 1587893, Profile Updated: 07-22-10
Author has written 12 stories for Inheritance Cycle, D N Angel, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Rurouni Kenshin, Bleach, and Twilight.

Hi People!! My new name -Vita-de-Incendia-!! It used to be AsukiElric, ChronosXIV, animedragon59, etc, etc... but I decided to change it . I might change it back though... sorry for any inconvience!!

I swear, she has lost it...

I haven't! Hina.. you're soooo mean (pouts)

whatever...

Alright... now to my profile!!

JUST TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR... THE MAJORITY OF MY PROFILE IS NOT MINE... THE CREDIT GOES TO WHO THEY ORIGINALLY BELONGED!!

Want to know about me?

Religion:

Roman Catholic and proud of it!

Favorite colors:

Black

Blue

White

Silver

Favorite Books:

Green Rider

Eragon

Twilight

Harry Potter

Dragonriders of Pern

Belgariad

Malloreon

Lord of the Rings

I really like anime, so:

Anime I've seen [Bolds are the ones I like:

Bleach

DN Angel

Fullmetal Alchemist

Vampire Knight

Macross Frontier

Gundam 00

Death Note

Weiss kruz

Code Geass

Monochrome factor

Chrome Shelled Regios

Kuroshitsuji

07-Ghost

Angel Beats

Black Blood Brothers

Black Cat

Blue Drop

Buso Renkin

Eyeshield 21

Darker than Black

Dragon Drive

E's Otherwise

Escaflowne

Fullmetal Panic!

Genji Monogatari Sennenki

Gundam Wing

Hakuouki: Shinsengumi Kitan

Heroic Age

Inuyasha

Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade

Jyu oh Sei

Kekkaishi

Kiba

Kyo Kara Maoh

Le Chevalier D'Eon

Macross Zero

Gundam Seed

Nabari no Ou

Naruto

Natsume Yujinchou

Ookami Kakushi

Otogi Zoshi

Ouran High School Host Club

Pandora Hearts

Peacemaker Kurogane

Prince of Tennis

Princess Mononoke

Romeo x Juliet

Rurouni Kenshin

Saiunkoku Monogatari

Samurai Deeper Kyo

Samurai X

Shakugan no Shana

Shinigami no Ballad

Shounen Onmyouji

Tactics

Tales of the Abyss

Trigun

Utawarerumono

Viper's Creed

Wagaya no Oinarisama

Wolf's Rain

Zombie Loan

Argh...mind blank. I forgot the others... -_-'

Some things that I hate:

A lot of things:

Basically, Disney altogether

Divas

Spoiled brats

Suck-ups

Stupid people

People who think they know everything

Yoai(against gay all the way!! (dodges tomatoes)

People in general... xD

(That's all I can remember at the moment...)

She has yet to calm down folks...

Favorite Hobbies:

Drawing

Reading

Writing

Computer

Annoying my sister!

Favorite Food/Drink:

I do not know

Favorite Toy:

Who plays with them anyway?

Name:

Like i would tell you...

Height:

5'2"

Age:

15

Weight:

Yeah, I'll actually tell you 100lb and almost underweight D;

Eye Color:

Hazel

Personality:

I can't really explain myself in a few words... in three words?

Imaginative

Quiet (bipolar? Most of the time I am the complete opposite)

Hopeful

Biased (I too can count Dx)

I have a very annoying voice in my head. Actually, I think I have more... She, they, likes to take over in the MOST inconvientant times. I call her Hina, and the others are Mirnath, Ana and Neirneth. Why I don't know but... oh, they say 'hi'.

Do you hate me? sniff, guess so, no one is reviewing me!! well... i have... NOT A LOT!!

You must know something... i am COMPLETELY pro-life... i made this... i dont care if your pro-choice or not... please read this little 'poem':

My soul cries out... my heart slowly becomes like ash. agony rips through me but...

i could once hear my heart beat and he blood to rush through my veins.

i could once feel the warmth around me and the happiness it brought.

i could once feel my eyes flicker searching for the light and my ears listening to the sounds of the outside world... what beautiful noises!

my mother i could feel. her voice i heard her laugh, cry, and many other feelings i did not recognize.

my father's voice i also heard... yet farther away... i also fell in love with the softness it resounded.

children laughing and playing the exciting sounds of civilization... all right out of my grasp!

almost there! i squirm and turn kicking at my prison. almost there almost there! i feel the pressure of my mother's hand and angery voices erupt around me.

YES!! Please! let me see you! mother please love me!

I reach out and head towards the sound of my mother's voice... yes... yes... almost there. please! i will show you... please love me... i will... i wil...

the sound silenced immediately.

the warmth i felt gone.

my tiny eyes never opened and my hands never felt the air.

my ears could no longer hear... hear those glourious sounds!

i slowly felt my heart stop beating and my life turn to darkness.

what... how? mother.. didnt you love me?

father didnt you care for me?

i called out to you... and loved you even before i ever knew you... mother... father... where did you go?

Yes... that was then... a was not a survivor. not like you. i was not lucky like you. i yearned for the love of my parents... which i do not have but you do. youre the luckiest of all. you got the gift of all gifts... something i did not. why you? and not me? why not us both? because i didnt have what you got... LOVE.

(just 2 let u know this thing(poem) here is not mine i copied i so the credit goes to them!!)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

CHOOSE LIFE!

NO CHILD DESERVES TO DIE!!

WHY DO WE GET TO DECIDE?

WHY DO WE COMPLAIN AND CRY OVER WHAT WE NOT WHEN THEY HAVE HAD NOTHING!!

IT IS YOUR FAULT NOT THEIRS!!

HYPOCRITES ARE YOU WHO SAY THEY SHOULD DIE!!

ALL OF YOU ... WHY ARE YOU A SURVIVOR??

BECAUSE YOU WERE LOVED... UNLIKE THEM... IF THEIR PARENTS ACTUALLY SAW THEM... LOVE!!

THATS ALL WE MISS!!

IDIOTS ARE THEY WHO DO SAY DEATH IS THE ANSWER!!

YOU MAY CALL ME STUPID.. NAIVE.. CHILDISH.. FOOLISH... OR WHATEVER YOU WANT!

I HAVE BEFORE AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO BA AGAIN!!

I KNOW WHATS RIGHT AND I WILL STAND FIRM TO THAT!!

AND NO... I MAY BE OR MAY NOT BE OVERREACTING BUT LISTEN TO WHAT YOU KNOW!!

DO THEY REALLY DESERVE TO DIE IN THE FASHIION THEY DO??

BEING BEHEADED THE MOMENT THEY TAKE THEIR FIRST BREATH!!

LISTEN!!

I would rather live my life as if there was a God and find there wasn't then to live my life as if there wasn't a God and find there was.

IF I DON'T LIKE HOMOSEXUALS... THEN I MUST BE A HOMOPHOBE, RIGHT?? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG IF YOU SAY I AM... THAT MEANS YOUR A HOMO THEN, RIGHT?? WRONG AGAIN DONT BE STUPID GOT IT! I KNOW HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG... BUT IF YOU THINK I HATE HOMOS... YOURE WRONG!! stupid sterio types...)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed upI'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

These things are true about me... XD yeah im blonde like a LOT of other people out there...

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.

98 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. If you are a part of the 2 percent that would be laughing their asses off at them, put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Inheritance cycle are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate cats because they will scracth you up, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you didn't know before you read this that cats will eat your dead corpse, copy this into your profile, cuz i aint kidding.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when you can entertain yourself for hours with a rubber ducky you caught at a baseball game. Crazy is deciding to actually give out those rubber duckys at a baseball game in the first place. (come to think of it, it doesn't have to be baseball either) So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you hate parties because people keep you there to hate your guts, copy this into your profile

If your brother or sister knows how to pick locks and does it to your room on a regular basis, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If the ending of the fillers has brought you great joy, copy and paste this into your profile. +cough+ everyone +cough+

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you have ever made up one of your own "If you... then copy this...", copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Kumomaru, animedragon59

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: Tractor (wait...thats more than four lol)

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire, Myela Marea, animedragon59

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile (for me, it'swalls and counters. They are looking to detach a few fingers and toes!)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Stuff I have heard, read, or seen:

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Caution: Handicapped people will be eaten by crocodiles below.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

People are like slinkies, basically usless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb.

Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

When you stressed just... YODEL!

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Anyone can make you smile, anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone real special to make you cry with tears in your eyes.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!

Take candy, not drugs.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

Caution, water on road during rain.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to?

The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet...

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Even the best fall down sometimes.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you...

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!

Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!

Elmo watches you from your closet.

People who say guns kill are silly. I'd be pretty freaked out to see a gun running down the road shooting everyone!

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Za Webmaster Authoress, Plutobaby494, Goddessa39, Kumomaru, -Vita-de-Incendia-

If you do not believe in swearing, cursing, and/or using the Lord's name in vain, copy this into your profile.

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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

When on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

1. Only inAmerica...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Now I have nothing much more to say on this...

May God watch over and Bless you Forever. CHOOSE LIFE!!

BUNNY?!

(X.x) o(")(")

HOW DARE YOU KILL BUNNY?!

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When his world turns over by Juud reviews
Taking his godfather's place to roll down the notorious curtain in the ministery of magic, Harry finds himself in Rukongai. Even though determined to build up a strong and good life, he finds himself unable to stop worrying about his old friends..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,295 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Dragon by OlGaME reviews
Evelyn winston-king, daughter of an archaeologist, finds a green rock. Somehow she is transported through time and space to help fight a war, but she soon finds it is not that simple, and in fact there are greater forces at work. OC/Murtagh
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,656 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh
War With Dragons by Soccergeek4jc reviews
This is a story about the first Eragon and his troubles. The elves have won another battle, but the elf-dragon war is still far from over. Eragon has been sent on a urgent mission to discover where the dragons are hiding. Rated T to be safe
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Eragon I, Bid'daum - Complete
Hagakure by DarkNexus reviews
Konohagakure has always been a city of reclusive clans and deadly secrets, but when one man with a nearly forgotten art changes the path of the village's shy young Hyuuga heiress, those secrets begin to unravel like a poorly woven cloth.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,957 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Hinata H.
Frozen Emerald Eyes by Prelude-to-Heartbreak reviews
Discontinued, but adopted by my friend SidheWitch. She should have it up soon if it isn't already
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,367 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Harry P., T. Hitsugaya
For Someone Important by Hakumei-chan reviews
He died sealing a demon into his own son and became a shinigami. Years later and now a taicho, Minato has return to protect his world from Aizen and the arrancars. In the midst of everything, he meets up with Naruto for the first time in years. Rewriting
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,262 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Minato N., T. Hitsugaya
Dragonriders of Alagesia? Or of Pern? by DragonRide in Alagaesia reviews
Saphira has a dream that shes somewhere that is full of green, blue, brown, bronze, and gold dragons. And alien doom. She wants to go, and then.. You'll have to read to find out, better than I make it sound, rated T because I may throw in a mating flight.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Saphira
A Noah at Hogwarts by Maharet11 reviews
The summer after his fourth year at Hogwarts, Harry wakes up with a terrible headache and heavily bleeding forehead. Soon after, he receives some strange visitors and consequently gains a family, but at what cost? Noah Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,046 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Road C.
Justice, Freedom, and Hope by Anbraxis reviews
WWII, a convoy leaves for England. But a captain's gut instincts prove to be right when they are caught in a storm and now instead of fighting the Germans, they end up fighting the Empire. See what happens when magic ends up fighting technology.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Ice and Lion by Candied sweets xD reviews
Hitsugaya and Matsumoto are sent on a mission to investigate some 'strange' human activity in Hogwarts. Forced to masquerade as a second year and a teacher, they meet Harry and his gang together, try to get behind the muggle attacking monster.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,690 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - T. Hitsugaya
Kiss of Life by BrothersInArms reviews
Desperate to control Eragon, Galbatorix hires a mysterious sorceress to ‘train’ the rider into obedience. While Eragon is strong willed, will he be able to defy the witch's comands? Lots of hurt Eragon. Yes, I'm evil. Reviews loved!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,997 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009
Wizards and Shinigami by XxApplexX reviews
Harry is in his 4th year when new student Toushiro comes along. Aizen is working with Voldemort and Toushiro must stop him. A twist. Another new transfer student? A Toushiro fangirl? It's the new 5th squad captain, Ayumi. Pairing: Yes..maybe..no..HELL NO
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,279 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - T. Hitsugaya
A Past Not Written by Amethyst Ichigo reviews
Ichigo goes back in time by accident and tries to rewrite the past for a better future. But this time he'll have to fight more then Aizen... T for cursing. Read and Review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,645 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Ichigo K.
That Exorcist, a Butler! by TsukiHoshiAsa reviews
Something strange was going on in London, and Allen was sent to check it out, see if it had anything to do with Innocence, but to get the needed info, he had to get a job as a butler. Before even that could happen though, he must pass a few tests. R&R!
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Allen Walker
Body Snatcher by Ellersway reviews
Sixteen years ago Edward Elric sacrificed himself for his brother. Sixteen years ago Harry Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived. This year the connection becomes clear. REWRITE. NEW ACCOUNT. Eventual Roy/Ed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,482 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Harry P., Edward E.
Apostle's Sword by melcon reviews
It is the Menji era and the hitokiri Battousai is slaughtering Christians by the hundreds. Until one day after an assassination assignment, he encounters the truth of what he has done.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Bible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
The Muggle with White Hair old v1 by FireyFlames reviews
On upon entering Hogwarts for an Espada chase, Hitsugaya is miffed. Wands, bratty children, and a whole new atmosphere really doesn't make life easier. BleachHP crossover. INACTIVE, TO BE REDONE IN THE FUTURE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,884 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Of Teeth and Claws by MordreLupis reviews
A guard of Rohan gets the job of finding Aragorns body after he falls from the cliff in book 2. After hiding from orcs in order to rescue Aragorn, he finds a very familiar stone. Not as bad as it sounds, LOTR/Eragon Crossover, Don't like Don't Read.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009
Memories by Prelude-to-Heartbreak reviews
Discontinued
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Harry P., Alphonse E.
Secret Arrancar by Prelude-to-Heartbreak reviews
Discontinued
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Book One: Justice by Anbraxis reviews
Rewrite of Justice, Freedom, and Hope. WWII the war that nearly burned the world to the ground. The year is 1944, and a convoy carrying vital supplies goes on a little detour not to fight the germans, but the empire. What will win? Magic? Or Technology?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2009
Reincarnation by Prelude-to-Heartbreak reviews
Discontinued
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ichigo K., Kaien S.
The Exorcist and the Alchemist by SailorCardKnight reviews
-one shot, with sequel- Allen and Lavi get stranded in the country of Amestris and they happen to meet none other than the Elric brothers...
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Where angels fear to tread by Flamboyant Flower reviews
Every good play has a villain. Every good villain has a reason... Krad kidnaps Riku to use her against Dark, but something unexpected happens along the way...
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Krad
Du Fyrn Skulblaka by Princess Linnea reviews
Before the Fall of the Riders, there was a time when they prospered. And before that time, came Eragon, the first Shurtugal and his dragon. An account of the Dragon War. PLEASE REVIEW!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/26/2006
An Argetlam meets Aragon by jpdt19 reviews
Eragon and Saphira, just after the events of eldest, find themselves somehow transported from one war into yet another. Eragon LOTR crossover first author story: Chapter 6 Newly Updated!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,944 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Eragon S., Arya
A Chance by radhaj reviews
HIATUS Ed is finally able to go back to his world.But as always, there is a catch, and even the Fullmetal Alchemist is not able to tell easily if the chance that was given to him is a blessing or a curse.Pre-movie.Eventually RoyEd.Timetravel
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Deathly Hollows by AirElemental101 reviews
On October 1981, Harry James Potter died... and Kuchiki Raiden became the newest member of the Kuchiki clan in Soul Society. 16 years later his would have been life catches up to him. But death fears no man, not even Lord Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 426 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Harry P., Byakuya K.
Hogwart's Tragedy by Sierra Armunn reviews
we have all heard about shootings at schools.. but what happens when it happens at hogwarts? this is a very short one-shot that i felt i had to write...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
How to produce a bad FMA OC by I-Am-Special-Hear-Me-Roar reviews
Just a little guide to help you avoid those writing pitfalls in FMA fanfiction. It's my contributation to the good of the world. Now with Mary Sue test!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Bleached by Bjorn reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo received more than a sword when he learned the name of his zanpakuto. Namely, a flood of disjointed memories, all centered around one name: Shiba Kaien. A story of reincarnation, and its repercussions.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,956 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Ichigo K., Kaien S.
Walking in Each Other's Shoes by Ele-sama reviews
A DN Angel FullMetal Alchemist Crossover
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,516 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Dark M., Daisuke N.
Harry Potter and the Duty of a Shinigami by PJ Animation reviews
HPxBleach Crossover After a disasterous end to his fifth year, Harry starts to see ghosts. Not the normal Hogwarts ghosts either. Ch2, rewritten, so it isn't so graphic, and not deserving of a M rating. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Harry P.
Know Why the Nightingale Sings by The Red Dragons Order reviews
That fateful Halloween night something happened. It sent Harry Potter to Japan a few years before the Meiji revolution. How are the wizards going to deal with an Oniwabanshu Harry Potter? Harry Potter-Rurouni Kenshin x-over.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,465 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005
The Phantom Thief in Amestris by flamealchemist15 reviews
It's Ed's birthday! He's having a normal birthday until he starts thinking about Winry, and suddenly transforms...into the legendary Phantom Theif Dark! DN Angel FMA crossover, onesided EdWin DarkRiku and more later on. DISCONTINUED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006
Lost Traveler by Lanerose reviews
FMAxKenshin Oneshot: Is it life enough for you to have found a lost traveler bringing death?
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Kenshin, Envy - Complete
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Major Edward Elric reviews
A new subject will be taught at Hogwarts this year. Who better to teach it than a prodigy? But a class filled with rowdy students is REALLY bad for an eighteen year old with a short complex..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,139 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/22/2009
DO NOT READ THIS STORY reviews
Look at the last page for information! This story is being rewritten!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Eragon S., Saphira
A Call Gone Unanswered reviews
When the most unexpected thing happens to a certain young rider and his sapphire dragon, Saphira, Alagaesia must then rally the support of their new found allies. However, if this same rider could defy the odds, things might end up working in their favor.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010
Niko no Shinzou ga Kuttsuite'ku reviews
The last thing he remembers is his dead love as he passed out from blood loss.Waking up to a blackhaired woman,old man,two girls,and a whole new world may be a little too much.But what if it means encountering himself..? bad summary.. but please just r&r!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Battousai, Kenshin
The Dawning of a New Era reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION: bella is back at school and theres a new kid. somethings off about him..and his seemingly personality swings. when edward cant get into his mind..then something is terribly wrong.especially when he threatens bellas life.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward E., Bella
Awakening reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION there is something strange going on with Harry. he is going through changes that are definately not a part of puberty. Poor Harry is confused to what is happening.. but read to find out the truth behind his transformation!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Harry P., Grimmjow J.
Smile for me everything is alright reviews
The darkest of nights with the whisperings of the silent enemy. love is the last gift you can give someone... if you have nothing else to give. And a smile, as the only result of giving your life. A shattered dream and love beyond death. please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
First Lesson, Love reviews
Being parentless at such a young age, little Alphonse has no one to teach him the ways of the world. Ed, being the older brother, takes the incentive and jumps to the role of doing just this… in his own way.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Ways to annoy the characters in Inheritance reviews
UPDATED I decided to write this story one night. I was a LITTLE hyper, so beware XD This is the step by step process to give everybody gray hairs and eventually have Arya murder you... yeah. -WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME-
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Forbidden Arts reviews
ed will at any cost return his brother to his former self. the appearance of a WAY to familiar face could make things turn for the worse. Al may now never get his body back...unless of course they kill a certain someone. betterthansounds... please R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Ash&Roses The Story Begins and Ends reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION: a hidden secret that may bring the return of Krad and Dark... and an occurance thought impossible-chap2- what is a child born of an angel? well Krad is just going to have to figure that out.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Krad, Dark M.
Duplications of a Hero reviews
when an elf stumbles upon something not meant to, the past will be rewritten and those who shouldnt will return and those precious will be harmed, because eragon shadeslayer wishes to have what he has lost, with dire consequences. up for adoption!just ask
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,856 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh