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Joined 05-27-08, id: 1588110, Profile Updated: 06-11-09
Author has written 6 stories for Misc. Tv Shows, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Fablehaven, and Twilight.

Name: If you know me you know my name, but if you don't know my name why are you trying to find out my name? AHHHH! You must be Michael Jackson! PERV! Beats you up

Gender: You'll probably figure it out from my stories.

Age: NEVER TELLING!

Eyes: Blue, but on occassion change to more grey or green.

Hair: Brownish blonde depends on how much I'm in the sun.

Avatar: Seth Clearwater, obviously. Yes I am a rabid twilight fan and I have a Seth story I'm going to be writing over the summer. You can thank VampireCello for my obsession.

Favs:

Books:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series

Harry Potter

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

the Inheritance Cycle

Twilight saga

and many, many more!

Music:

ALTERNATIVE ROCK!! Or, classical.

Fav bands right now: Rise Against, Blue October, and Debussy... Ok so Debussy is a composser but whatever.

Want to be and do when I grow up:

A zoologist

An author (not just on fanfic I am writing different books)

Help my dad invent a homemade hover craft (summer project)

Inventor

Archer

Archetic (sp)

and Horseback rider

Not much...

Historical time: Civil War, however for music 1950's

Somthing very strange and random (other than me), my dad was a cook and now he doesn't cook. Why? I don't know!

My Babysitter says that I am the easy kid she ever had to cook for, because I can eat pasta for any meal. Oh well, I love pasta. It's the Itallain in me. GO YOU ITALLIAN STALLION! Sorry, inside joke.

I know the differences between geeks and nerds (mainly because I am a geek). Geeks like science, computers, and books they are higher on the cool scale, not all the way up there but higher than nerds and social outcasts. We (geeks) know and have the ablitly to be cool but do not use it because we know it is overrated. Geeks is also a term of obsession and originated from a cricus term that ment a person who bites of chicken's heads. Nerds like math and dorky games. But what are the people who like social studies? It is one of the greatest mysteries of life...

The first line of the declaration of Independence-

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

We try to live by this, but gas and money are in control.

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump assholes!"

Here are some really cool qoutes:

I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading. Zach Braff

Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be. Jim Horning

If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it. Emerson Pugh

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. Benjamin Franklin

You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance. Ray Bradbury

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Jeff Valdez

I am at two with nature. Woody Allen

No one really listens to someone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. Mignon Mclaughlin

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. Frank Tyger

Hoped you learned somthing. If not oh well... Now on to funnier stuff!!

The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm dead non-beating hearts.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, MerAngel,Nightmare of the Day, Channysterling, yasasartimis

I play mind games with myself.

If you have ever played with fire, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! (By: Crazy kid in my class named Phil)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., Ya Sas Artimis

If you are a geek and are proud of it, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. (I trip over air and my own feet all the time)

If you are a child of Apollo, copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name. Ya Sas Artimis, Lizzy

If u have a sibling or parent who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile.

If you are american but call your mom mum, copy this into your proflie.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile. (Broke my arm!)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay.

When I lose my mind, will you help me find it?

The world would be a better place if fictional characters were real.

Smile...it confuses people (it truly does)

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I like night. Without the dark we would not be able to see the stars.

I sold my sanity on ebay.

When life gives you lemons, do a dance because you just got free lemons.

If someone asked you a question and you had no idea the answer, but some unstoppable force came over you and you said the correct answer: Copy and Paste this into your profile.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, twilight22lover, Bookangel812, Jazzy's Seer, Miss C. Cullen, Ya Sas Artimis

R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey,Cedric Diggory, Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

They will never be forgotten

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry @#&!!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is when you hate basketball and so you start to roll one on the ground having a plesent conversation until the end of gym. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

LOVE is like a double ended sword. Which ever person breaks off the relationship both people get hurt. At least that's what they think. While you sit there laughing because the other person just got hit with your side too.

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (My mom does also)

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I don't like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (You know who are)

If you are a recurve shooter in archery and hate compounds and their stupid training wheels that make their bows faster and stronger, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cy on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it."

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. Also know as a dead person.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to bitch slap the shit out of the mother fucker.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

He who laughs last thinks slowest

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. (Unfortuneately when I look at them and me we're all insane)

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegitarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say somthing intellegent.

4. Taxes disaper.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Micheal Jackson being stalked by children.

7. A gay vampire (no offense to homeosextuals)

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reation of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegle to wear their clothing.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you think that "morning people" should all disappear and spread their six am cheer with the rest of the universe! copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like modern rock and always complain when your parents change the station from some modern rock band just because they are screaming, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you were ever listening to an mp3 and your friend asks to listen or just rips it out of your ear and it is some random older song like American Pie by Don McLean (classic!) and laughs because it seems really odd for a person like u to listen to a song like that, copy and paste this into your profile.

Now I feel a Haiku coming on

Sun shining brightly

Looking down from up above us

Spreading joy all 'round

If you put up with that you deserve something... here have a box!

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can think of a song in relation to almost anything, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had multiple songs stuck in your head at the same time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Hold on to your seats, I feel a haiku coming on...

A summer's breeze

Is a beutiful thing

Oh, I love summer.

Now if you put up with all of that you deserve somthing. Here... have a box!

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If you have ever watched a movie just to listen to British accent, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile

And here is where I say farewell, I hope you waste more time by reading my ridiculuos stories!

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PJO on Crack by I Am Miranda Of The Tempest reviews
This story is for people who like to laugh. A comedy involving our favorite charcters and a gay, purple armadillo with a funny english accent who wears a top hat named Chad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009
Halfway Home by Miss Wolfsbane reviews
After her mother's death, Tara confides in someone about her abuse. Her life is changed when authorities move her to a home in Sunnydale, and she strives to get over her mother's death and discover her new-found independence. Set during season 2.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Tara M., Willow R.
120 Things I learned from Mythbusters by Hot Pink Butterfly reviews
Just a list of things I have learned from watching the TV show, Mythbusters. New 12/2009: a second chapter of another 60 things!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Mother of All Fights by KaceyHunter reviews
Set where Bella's Book ends in Breaking Dawn.What happens when Bella and Edward return to Forks after she finds out she's pregnant, how do the rest of the Cullens react?Now a Multi Chap- Updated 7th Dec at last!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 102,630 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
British? by BrownieMonster reviews
Bella moves from Forks to an English boarding school, hoping to start afresh but when she meets the Cullens she finds her life falling back into a web of lies and deception. All regular characters are human but magic is around.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,237 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008
Twilight, A New Take by FRK921 reviews
What if Bella's life wasn't so nice? And the Cullen's come to save her. Will Edward feel the same way? Short chapters but very VERY! frequent updates! T for some abuse and harsh content. All DONE! XoXoXoX Thanks for R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bittersweet Symphony by dnrl reviews
Series of oneshots, romantic, angsting, and otherwise. Pairings vary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,979 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008
Thinking of You by soccerkid908 reviews
Two-shot. Annabeth is pondering stuff on her way to school. She thinks about camp, the battle, but mostly Percy. Will she finally realize something that she never knew before? A twist at the end. A little Percabeth. Second chapter is Percy's POV.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Chronicles Book 1: The Amulet by Shorty and KG Inc reviews
Shorty: This is a PJO/HP x-over! KG: Full of humor, adventure, romance, and Zeus knows what! Shorty: Set after BOTL and after order of the phoenix and before/during half-blood prince!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,123 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
A Frosty Winter by CrayolaMarkers reviews
It's Christmastime after BotL, and Annabeth's...angry. Because she can't get a plane back home. The Jacksons are nice enough to let her stay with them for a while, but what will happen between Annabeth and Percy when she uncovers a few of his secrets?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
Scars by Madame Meg reviews
She is all he would ever need.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Silena's Quest to Follow Her Mom's Job by xcheergrlx3 reviews
What happens when Silena asks Percy out and he says no? Ands what would happened if she decided to mess with Percy and Annabeth's love lives? Is it Percabeth? Of course! But not for long, if Silena can help it! R&R! Not sure if I'll continue the story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
As the Rain Falls by Madame Meg reviews
He loved her from the start.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Percy, Annabeth, Luke, and more on Oprah! by xcheergrlx3 reviews
What happens when Percy, Annabeth, and their friends go on Oprah? Read to find out! I hope you enjoy! Rated Teen for safety. *Discontinued*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Marriage by Madame Meg reviews
“Also, as you may or may not know, if you don't use protection during sexual activities now a days, it can kill you. Let me clarify myself for you, Edward. I am that protection, and I will kill you.” Charlie sets some ‘rules’ for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
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Percy, Mythbusters, and the Curse of the Tacos reviews
Takes place after an alternate version of the 5th book, bits and bots are mentioned. Percy and Annabeth have to investagate the Mythbusters. Are they Half-bloods or really cool weridos. What's with the tacos and the strange bus driver? Find out! R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,230 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
A peek into their mind reviews
First chapter is about Artemis, which is all it originally was suspose to be. They all have a poem and their own background story. What I am doing with this story is trying to get the readers to think differently. Please R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
What if reviews
This stroy is ment to show what if Carisle wasn't changed. That's right. WASN'T changed. Please r&r. One curse and some details other than that its pretty mild and kept pg.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Raxtus, Kendra, and Pizza reviews
It is a very strange combination of RaxtusxKendra after the battle of the 4 book, some spoilers like the chater Raxtus. They go to see a drive-in movie and get some pizza. Yeah... Strange, but it came from a strange and random conversation. Please R&R!
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Playground Full of Mythbusters reviews
What if the Mythbusters were younger and they played at the same playground? Exactly the same as they are now, only minature... However there is still: Explosions! Laughs! Pain! And more explosions!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008