Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Criminal Minds, and Bones.
a little about me, I'm a girl, well that's pretty much obvious, I have a name, but you don't need to know my real one so just call me monkey, I live in a house on a street in a country, which is Canada, in Alberta, or other way around, what ever suits your fancy. I'm a klutz, a big one, I have sprained both ankles, fractured through the cartilage in both my right wrist and ankle, I've been on crutches once, an air boot twice, and my most recent injury is a broken caller bone, my right side of coarse.
I'm also slightly crazy, not much, but that's when my friends would randomly appear and tell you other wise, I'm most afraid of bunny's, rabbits fine, but bunny's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!, and being eaten by my old science teacher, and now my new one (did any one notice science teachers are creepy?)
when it comes to anime and stuff like that, well your not going to believe this, I'm pretty much clueless, most of the stuff from Naruto was either told to me by friends, or a little research I did. I know stuff like Tsubasa, and lovely complex, but that's because one of my friends had those Manga, or comics, whatever you want to call them. lease don't hate me because I'm clueless about this stuff, that's why my first try at this thing was a high school fic.
If you want to blame anyone for my cluelessness, blame Bessy the moo cowkagroo, don't know why, but blame him, yes I said him, if you don't want to blame him then blame prickles the porcupine/hedgehog, if that doesn't work then blame lex the bear, last but not least if you don't want to blame any of them blame little rabbit, and no you can't blame me because I said so AND MY WORD IS LAW!! MUWAHAHAHA, I'm okay really, random appearance of Brownie and lex the bear:
lex the bear: you keep telling yourself that and I'll go call the therapist
I LIKE COOKIES!! (don't ask, just don't ask)
Hey did you know that cockcrow was a word, if you didn't copy and paste this.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk doesn't taste good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't describe you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter, pirate-princess1, flying monkey girl
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs before, copy and pase this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped over your pet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you KNOWtheres a voice in you head and its real, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your friends think your weird, copy and paste this onto your profile
If theres a bitch in your life that you wish would die, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in?NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If there's a bitch in you're life that won't go screw her/himself, and that you have verbally abused in your mind, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
It be intresting
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Maybe, never read one of those
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Lets see Five/Nine is SakuraxShikamaru, Five/Ten is SakuraxGaara, so Five/Ten
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3
Uh, twitch, cough, raise an eyebrow, and then leave.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Temari had trouble keeping her eyes away from her brother, Gaara. in a turn of events she finds she is truly not his sister, finally nothing could come between them, she would finally be with the one she thought forbidden.
Yeah, not very good, and I don't think I'll be writing one of those.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yeah, a lot actually.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Puppy dog love?
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Hinata leaves because she's on a mission, and comes across Itachi in a waterfall or something and seduces him, which leads to things, so on and so forth.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yeah, I think so
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I have! So has my other friend.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3
"SAND!", "DIE!!", "YES!!"
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Animal I have become, by three days grace, and I might just do that!
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Yaoi! and death! mature contexts
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"The sign on my head was meant for you", lol, yeah thats cheesy, lol
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven tplayed solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
Hahahahahaha that is awesome I can't believe I completely missed that!
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If you could read that put it in your profile
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.
99 percent of the people who read this have been brainwashed and hypnotized. If you're one of the 1 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, kiniro no hana, Under A Rain Cloud,wepon-angel, Flying Monkey Girl
If you want to flippin' sue for all the Tenten bashing that goes on and whatnot, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Uchiha4lyf, Vikutooria chan, wepon-angel, Flying monkey girl
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of school ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Copy and paste if this makes sense to you
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Tenten, Temari, Sakura, Hinata, Sasuke, Neji, Naruto, Gaara, Shikamaru, Kiba, Itachi, Tobi, Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, Zetzu, Hidan, Kakuzu, Pein, Konan, Kakashi, Iruka, Zabuza, Haku, Kimmimaru...yeah the ones I don't insult in most of my writing.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? TentenXNeji, TemariXNaruto, SakuraXGaara, HinataXShikamaru, SasukeXKiba, SasukeXNaruto, yeah that's pretty much it.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Huh...Does naming people characters because that's the only way you know their personalities? If so then yes, if not..no
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: One Akatsuki poster, Team Gai poster, One of thoes Naruto information books, and a few internet pictures.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Not really but if I had a choice NEJI!
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Neither, but if I have to pic...KibaHina I guess
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru, I'm sorry he's gay really he is.
9. Which team is your favorite? The sand siblings or Team Gai
10. Do you support the obito theory? Tobi Being Obito? No...he's not. My friend told me, and she's a Naruto freak, like seh got me and another friend writing fanfics.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes, they look the same, and that's also one of the things my Narufreak friend told me. I trust her on these things.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? So hard! All of them! If I have to pick one...Itachi...Or Diedara.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Both. I like him in fanfics because you can mess with him, in the show, from what I've heard from my friends, I don't like him.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No I'm almost clueless when it comes to the show...heheh
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? no...Clueless, really.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes, he just seems the type
17. Sub or dub? Both, If I wanted to watch the anime or whatever I would want the real thing so sub, but if I was looking for something else I'd do dub
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Both. When she's all kickass pro, when she's all fangirly then Anti
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes, it's Madara. Sorry for those who don't know that.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly, not so much a nerd, he doesn't fit the actual definition of a nerd
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? All the guys, Haku is already doing it so... You could see them all doing it.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? I won't say he's weird, 'cause I'm weird so... and I won't say he's awesome...cause he's not...he's kinda creepy sometimes... I like dots...
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? The stoic ones 'cause they're fun to make non-stoic... heh.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? YES!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Of Coarse!
27. Do you like lemons? hmmm yeah, with some couples, and if they're done well.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom kinda 'cause I'm clueless so I tell her mostly about fanfiction.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes! I love that thing... It's how I know most of my Naruto crap, besides my weird Naruto obsessed friends
30.Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Some
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes I did it to my brother, he looks up random Naruto things.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Heh. Yes
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Not drawing, although I handed one in as an art project. This one time I was writing a note to my friend about my fanfics, and my math teacher picked it up, he didn't understand my handwriting though, hehe.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Not really, although I write instead of doing my science hehe.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No I'm broke 'cause I buy my friends lunch, and I have job issues.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes and No, I want to 'cause I'm curious, but at the same time I'm kinda scared to.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No I know who it is, but it would be cool (It's Madara...Sorry)
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I draw it but I don't have any on any gallery on the internet.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No, I didn't think he was sexy normally, unless you count soem of the drawings.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? No. I base all the characters on people I know so I don't know.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Kinda.
I'M A KONOHA KUNOICHI AND PROUD OF IT!!
I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.
Copy this to your profile and try it for yourself!
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Stupid Girls- Pink (Lmao)
2. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERYT OFTEN?
Franco Un-American- NOfx- (Lol global warming!)
3. WHAT IS 2+2?
Happiness in Slavery- Nine Inch Nails (That’s a little weird)
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Heartache Every moment- HIM (UH I hope she doesn’t check up on my profile O.O I didn’t know I thought of her in that way lol)
5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Numb- Pink (Oh dear this is getting interesting)
6. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Pretending- Him (Woot it’s a career now!)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Rest in peace- Buffy the musical (Ouch T.T)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Indestructible- Disturbed (SICK! I totally want to!)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Great Below- Nine Inch nails (Interesting. I think I’m going to hell)
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
My Love- Westlife (Really? A breakup song)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Absolutely- Nine days ( I don’t even know what to say to that)
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.(not a single person actually understands what their comments are doing)
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.(I'm actually female thou)
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
Umm so i have a new computer and I just posted a story, but i'll still be working on my first one, it just might take a while sorry
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