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Location: New York
Anyway, I love reading and writing... which is why I love fanfiction
yall my besties =D
HOBBIES?, what hobbies... all I do i sit on fanfiction all day(JK)
I love off roading in my jeep, snowboarding, soccer, shopping, movies, concerts, boating, horseback riding, and other stuff...
RANDOM FACTS: i love the smell of strawberries,own too many belts,i am a vegetarian, i love musicals, shuffle cars when im nervous, love pineapple on my pizza, i dont like bowling balls on my trampoline(:D), love twilight, enjoy sitting on my roof, love to make fun of the people i love, my favorite color is purple, i have a popping jaw, overly observant, i have a bad habit of biting my lip and cracking my knuckles , and i dont like popcorn im my pants!
AW is Addicted to Werewolves. If you are addicted to werewolves and wished you were one, post this onto your profile
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Jacob from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman kind...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why would I?)
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile..
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes
I'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing for something that happened yesterday
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!
If there are times when you just want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If you think writing fanfiction stories is fun, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile
If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile
If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever been entertained for over 20 minutes by a spot on the wall, copy this to your profile.
92 percent of statistics are fake. If you've ever made up a percentage just to get your point across, copy this to your profile.
If you get excited when you find money lying on the ground, even pennies, copy this to your profile.
If you watched the same movie every day of life when you were little, copy this to your profile.
If you feel we need to take legal precautions to ensure that no one named George Bush is president ever again, copy this to your profile.
If you think the government is tapping your phone, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.
Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Amzanig huh?Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!If you can raed tihs wtihuot a pobrlem, cpoy and psate tihs to yuor porflie.
If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile
If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get super upset and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped on air, and were so happy because you thought Edward Cullen might come and save you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you copy and paste so much that you have duplicates on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you copy and paste so much that you often have to stop and think about whether or not you've already copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against drunk driving please copy this onto your profile!
If you think child abuse is wrong and needs to stop, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.e, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Hehe funny labels(these are real labels):
Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"
Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"
Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"
Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."
Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" One would hope.
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." Are you sure? Lets experiment.
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."
Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" But thats the only time I have to work on my hair!
On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap" And that would be how?
Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" But it's just a sugestion.
Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" To late! you lose!
Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." Wow, I would have never guessed!
Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?
Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary." We could do alot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off those fork lifts.
Korean kicthen knife: "Keep out of children." Hmm...I think something got lost in translation.
Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." As opposed to outer space.
Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Now I'm curious.
Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." But no peas?
American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...
Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." Raise your hand if you've tried this.
Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly." Oh go ahead. Thats right, destroy a universal childhood belief
Shirt, imagine in white =
Here's the tattoo its at the bottom of the page =
Just some funny conversation I've had.
me : how much will i get for a kidney
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Elizabeth
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Eli-izzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple pladygator ( lol, long story)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Jane Hudson
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): tayelack
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue water
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): lyacasa
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s middle name): patricia
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and the name of one your pets): Black Rose
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply to much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone tole me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feel s guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have do deal with society hating me.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
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