When faced with rejection, a man has only two choices: To wallow and despair or rise above and take that step toward the future… For Naruto, it is no different. But he makes the right choice. He chooses to become a true shinobi. Now, watch as he goes forth into the world and carve his name into history. All will know his name - Naruto the Angel of Death.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

Yaoi AU NaruSasuNaru KyuuSasu KakaIru. Iruka and Naruto offer up their home as a safe haven for mutants with nowhere to go. Kakashi and Sasuke accept the offer, and chaos follows soon after.

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Tsuna was eleven when he was hit by a car and walked away from the incident unscathed. He was twelve, when he fell from his bedroom window and woke to his mother's frantic face with nothing to show for his fall. He was thirteen when he realised he couldn't quite die. Then he turned fourteen and a baby in a suit showed up and nothing else is quite the same.

Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 26 Enter the Sannin 10/23/19

Where there is Darkness there will be Light... Yugi, Bakura, Malik, and Kaiba all wake up to an owl one morning. They have no idea of the wild ride that lies ahead of them... HP/YGO Crossover with a few surprises along the way... PLZ R&R!

Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. That was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family. DISCLAIMER: DISCONTINUED because I no longer support J.K. Rowling's platform (more infos in my profile). Apologies to the readers of this story.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

As Tsuna looked at Reborn's twelve year old self, he realized how much of an irony this situation actually was. Time-travel. Post-manga.

Abel defeats Cain, but what happens after that? What will he do? Will he finally rejoin the sister he left behind? Or is there something else he needs to do?

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud

Just before boarding the ship to escape Naboo, Qui-Gon is injured. Now, it's Obi-Wan who has to find the hyperspace generator, Obi-Wan who meets Anakin—and that changes everything. Very AU.

Russiamerica, read the warnings. From a simple trip on escaping the heat, America gets way over his head when Ivan decides that the nation is his new 'lover.' Every freaking chapter is a lemon and there are too many kinks to mention!

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)

Reborn tells Tsuna to get a handle on his Guardians. Tsuna does. Not only is his method unexpected, but also entirely too effective. "Dame-Tsuna, why is Colonnello sulking in the corner?" GEN, Oneshot, Crack-fic

Kuroko attends his first day of Teikou Middle School feeling like he'd already been there before. He's not entirely wrong. Canon Divergence like whoa, GoMxKuroko. AUish. Probably OOC.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Harry Potter and L Lawliet have almost met three times and meeting once may be the best thing that ever happened to them. eventual slash. L/HP ABANDONED

After hearing the legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise from Palpatine, Anakin decides that his best chance to save Padme is to break into the restricted Holocron Vault of the Temple Archives to search for information about Plagueis. Predictably, all does not go according to plan. Revenge of the Sith AU.

…or how Naruto got platonic-married to one of his friends and in the end didn't regret it at all.

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

Itachi stays in Konoha; just how good an idea this is remains to be seen. Massacre AU, Sasuke POV, some background Anko/Itachi and eventual Sasuke/Naruto leanings but primarily gen. WIP, tentatively off hiatus.

Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud PERMANENT HIATUS! Thank you to all my readers for your endless support!

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

Hikaru is just your average modern teenage boy but that was before he met Sai...

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield, The Matrix and The Hobbit.

When death turns out not to be the end, you can't help but ask for what purpose you were brought back... What differences would it make, to remember your past right from the begining? To learn your purpose, piece by piece, right from the start? How would that change the life, future, and secrets of the Spirit of Winter; Jack Frost?

The future is not set in stone. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And every choice made has the potential to drastically alter the fate of the world. This is a lesson he must learn in order to get his revenge. DISCONTINUED

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.

The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.

Sequel to Akatsuki Is Screwed. As Obito and Naruto terrorize the villagers, and Kakashi, with pranks and blackmail, Iruka decides it is time for Sasuke to come home. Sasuke, however, has no plans of making Iruka's job an easier than it has to be. Up for adoption.

Naruto has been acting a little strange since their first encounter with Zabuza, and Sakura drags Sasuke along to find out why, because Kakashi isn't helping. SasuNaru SLASH. On Hold.

The Rookie Nine and Team Gai get turned into chibis! Seeing as how Asuma, Kurenai, and Gai are all out on missions, Kakashi gets saddled with the twelve chibis. Poor, poor Kakashi. And things only get worse when the Sand sibs show up chibified as well. Up for Adoption

After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash

When Anakin does not find Ventress and Ahsoka is found guilty and sentenced to death, Obi-Wan interferes and breaks her out, unable to stand by and let such a travesty of justice take place. The Council complicates matters by jumping to conclusions, and while Obi-Wan and Ahsoka attempt to find out the truth of what happened, Barriss is planning to set off another bomb...

New Version Uploaded. This story is being rewritten under the same name. Nostalgia value only.

Is the enemy of your enemy your friend or your enemy? It wasnt something Yugi thought about until he became the hostage of a magic nation, was stripped of the Puzzle and tortured mercilessly. And now this Ministry is asking for his help? But they're not the only ones. The lines between good and evil will be drawn, but Yugi will be lost as to who has the cause worth fighting for.

A Hitchups continuum: Hiccup made a choice, and that choice opened an entire universe of experiences. A series of one-shots tell the story before, during, and after the epic prologue Hitchups. The journey to Ragnarök is a long one. *categories may change*

Something has been bothering Merlin, and Arthur wants to know what it is. On a trip meant to discover what is ailing Merlin, Arthur learns more than he bargained for. Note that all of my stories are Friendship only - NO SLASH!

Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!

Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.

One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?

Sequel to 'Masks'. Now that Lancer has learned the truth and has let Danny out of his office, Danny needs to face the next hurdle: his parents.

What if history had went differently, and Albus and Gellert never parted ways? A chronicle of how it could have happened if they had not done so. AD/GG, AD/ED, Grindeldore, Alphias.

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

Sawada Tsunayoshi is ordinary. Average. Not at all special in any way. So while having ties to the mafia comes as a surprise to Tsuna, the fact that his younger, more talented, more popular twin brother is chosen as the next Vongola boss doesn't. Not everyone agrees though. After all, what is a world without a proper sky?

An AU in which Sai has a passion for teaching go rather than playing it, Shindou befriends terrifying Koreans, and Touya wonders how this became his life.

Tsuna had dreamed of some crazy future where babies were hitmen and he'd become a mafia boss, but he never imagined it would come true. Gen, AU/timetravel-ish.

A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.

At the age of three Naruto found the vents to the Hokage tower, and became friends with some missing nins. Four years later after a series of events, Naruto and his friends are kidnaped by his friends who call themselves the Akatsuki! -no yaoi!-

Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.

HPNaruto crossover. SLASH. When Naruto ends up at Hogwarts due to a freak accident, he attaches himself to the most unapproachable person there. But that's Naruto for you. SSNU

Sherlock/Doctor Who. Because Sherlock was an extraordinary man, and all his life there'd been these small, inconsistent details that would tip his moments on their sides and he'd stop and feel the world spin. A series of interconnected oneshots.

Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE

Sherlock is sulky, John threatens with cats, and Mycroft is indignant. Written for the prompt: Character A:"I kissed Mycroft!" Character B:"What!" Character A:"He told me I had to." Mycroft: "I did not!"

Sam preferred law over chocolates. Dean liked chocolate but was more comfortable with cars. But when John takes an impromptu vacation, they must take over the family business or risk losing it to the sleazy ice cream shop owner, Lucifer. SxG, DxC

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

She was seven when her parents came clean to her about her mother's affair. Harry Potter/ Supernatural crossover.

AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

As the planet faces the verge of it's death, in a last effort to save itself it sends Cloud back to where it all began. Angst, Yaoi. Zack/Cloud, Angeal/Zack, Angeal/Cloud, Angeal/Cloud/Zack.

Mycroft Holmes and Bernard Black have an Epic Bromance. Sherlock/Black Books crossover.

Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover

Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...

Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi

With the Go club, he plays at their level. With the insei, he plays like one of them. With Touya, he plays as if they were rivals. Can he find his true hand when with every opponent he adjusts himself to suit them? AU.

As Prussia starts to fade to the point where not even his brother notice him anymore, he panics. There is one other nation who can relate to what he is going through, and Canada has a proposal that might help the ex-nation. Canada/Prussia, and others.

An over protective Yami dating Seto and Jou. Yugi who's dating two former enemies. What can Yuugi do to hide his outrageous life style? Simple, code name Llama. Sending Yami on round about embarrassing missions! [Without him knowing that is!] Please R&R

When Sam ran away at sixteen, he realised that he could run away from hunting, but it would soon find him. Unfortunately, he didn't have his father or brother to watch his back this time. Written for the Pre Post SPN Big Bang on LJ.

Nietzsche was right! When fighting monsters, Harry should have been more careful not to become one. That didnt matter anymore. It was too late to save himself. He could still save the world from Voldemort but who would save Voldemort from him? Darkfic AU

Albus Dumbledore is reborn and given a new life free of the past.But he isn't the only one to be reborn. Stuck as an exchange student at Durmstrang Albus is faced with the only man he's ever loved..who has no intention of losing Albus again.Also ASP/SM

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

Like many a sorcerer's apprentice, Alfred is convinced that Wizard Kirkland is the single biggest wet blanket in the history of the world. Bored out of his mind, he decides to steal a spell and summon up a little... diversion. Things do not go as planned.

Harry trusted Dumbledore. Now he lost his godfather, his friends, and is has been tossed into the middle of not only the Wizard War, but the end of the world. Thankfully he has his real father to back him up. HP/SPN. M/M, MPreg

Amusing ideas arise during the writing of "Oops!". Some of them grow into oneshot stories. Here you will find those stories. Updated whenever the Muse pops by.

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

With America edging closer to a very bad decision, England only has one option. Russia makes sure he goes through with it. WARNINGS: Blood, kink, guns

Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.

Uzumaki Naruto and Umino Iruka are not who they seem. Naruto is smarter then he looks and hides his true self from his peers. Iruka may seem like just a chunin but you never know. Do not judge a book by its cover. SLASH, don't read if you don't like.

YAOI! YugixBakura. Kleptoshipping. They were supposed to be enemies. They were opposites...black and white. So how did they end up sleeping together...and maybe even falling in love?

So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg

Remus lands in detention and improves his knowledge of magical plants. Remus/Tentacles, Remus/Sirius.

Is America being taken advantage of? China Suspects Russia of being a Pedophile, Is he right? Does any one actaully care? Drabble. Turning into a lemon soonish.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

Chuck and Casey have a new mission: Infiltrate a cruise ship and make contact with a C.I.A. asset who has information regarding Fulcrum and the Intersect - as a couple. Chuck has one week to learn how to sell his cover as Casey's boyfriend.

Sasuke wants to admire his crush from afar, Kiba wants to get good grades and convince his girlfriend to stop hitting him please and Naruto, well, he just wants to be Naruto. Unfortunately, life has other ideas. DISCONTINUED

Merlin goes to Camelot as an envoy between magic users and King Arthur. 4 years ago, Nimueh twisted the truth, making Arthur think Merlin a traitor. That Arthur is unhappy to see him again is an understatement. Sequel to Conversations with a sorceress.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

There is always a price to pay. Spoilers chapter 204

or pivitol moments in Kurt and Harry's blossoming relationship. Hart slash, see new pairing name, oneshot, AU for back 9 episodes and Harry Potter

Romilda Vane is pregnant. A paternity test proves that Harry is the father, and she insists on marriage. Desperate, he calls on Draco and Snape for help in working out how she did it. Snape/Harry.

When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.

Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.

A lot of people have skeletons in their closets, even I do. Too bad for my enemies, I carry those skeletons with me at all times. And they love to fight.

Set after Good Omens and before Supernatural 5x21. The eighth meeting is a thing of beauty. A.J. Crowley and Crowley, a history of friendship. Implied Crowley/Crowley, and Crowley/Aziraphale

Mandy has a little chat with the Devil over the restoration of a certain redhead’s soul. Satan discovers that Mandy always gets what she wants and questions the sanity of the world we live in. Slight implied BillyxMandy.

Shisui takes Itachi to the prom. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. AU.

World War Two was a long four years. This is their story. Well, I just wanna see the light!

A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.

Sometimes the monsters are closer than you think. NaruSasuNaru

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

Harry doesn't go looking for trouble. It just finds him. This time it's in the guise of a dying boy. How was Harry supposed to know that saving him would have consequences that would change the Wizarding World forever? Now with more Kaiba! R&R

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

A mad dark wizard's curse hits Harry. Harry becomes very small in Snape's eyes. Snape is alive when he shouldn't be and just a little pissy. SLASH. HP/SS. slavery, not D/s but sorta teasing that way. HPB and DH compliant. This Story is now COMPLETE!

There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.

Yugi, Marik, Bakura and Kaiba have arrived at Hogwarts and have to suffer HOM class, Potions and divination. Charms, Transfiguration and Care of Magical Creatures. Pegasus is a teacher! ishizu gets attacked by Death Eaters!A Yami for Kaiba!

Everything Soubi has said to him is a lie, but Ritsuka is experienced in building his own reality. He might not be very strong, but he has courage for two. Slash.

Sometimes you think you know an Italian. Sometimes a mask can fool even the scariest Nation. And sometimes, through certain circumstances, you can learn you have some common interests - like the mafia and beating up snitches. Russia/N.Italy. Violence.

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

Harry gets dragged off to New Orleans with the Dursleys for the summer and once there meets a mysterious red-eyed man. Will Harry finally have an incentive to win the war and survive?

“Nothing in the world is predestined Sasuke, except for you and me- we’re inevitable." NaruSasu AU

The Millennium ring has been lost for some time, forgotten by Yugi and his friends who have continued on with their lives in a time of peace. But when Yugi comes upon the ring again he must reluctantly decide the fate of the item...and its occupant

Find the right key to open up someone’s heart and everything else will fall into place. SasuNaru.

‘Don’t get sucked in.’ That was a warning that Holly planned on forcing Foaly to put on his new brand of video games. Right after she beat the game. slight AxH Written for AFFanGathering’s Holiday Fanfiction Exchange.

Dr. Beverly Hofstadter has decided that her son and Sheldon ought to be in a relationship. Sheldon has been convinced by the logic of her argument, and it's all sorted. Except for Leonard, of course, but they are sure he can be convinced easily enough.

Re-acclimating to village life was hard. Finding out you had unmentionable feelings for a certain dobe that was no longer a dobe was much worse. NaruSasu, set from manga chap 395. Giftfic for SafireCharmz. Disclaimer in my profile.

There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.

Big brother Francis finds himself rather worried after watching Antonio fall for Ivan.

Lame ass ridiculous poems and an unhealthy obsession with oranges, the blond was a huge moron…Then why couldn’t Sasuke get him out of his head? Happy NaruSasu day!

...in the Flesh Really isn't as Great as Everyone Makes it Sound. Poor Hikaru never saw this one coming.

Sasuke wants revenge. Naruto wants his friend back. Dumbledore has the solution. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry while Dumbledore, Akatsuki, and Voldemort conspire in the background. Shippuuden, Half-Blood Prince. ABANDONED

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

There's bursting potential located just underneath that hard kernel shell. NaruSasu

Sometimes Naruto doesn't always think before he acts. NaruSasu

Because everyone has them and they make each day tragically, hilariously, hopefully unique. A/C 50 prompts, 50 segments in 5 parts. All of your favorite cliches plus a chronological storyline and some romance. What more do you want?

Naruto has a bloodline that enables him to control bacteria, even the ones that can cause death! See how his life is changed by his unique bloodline! Warning! May offend some people. Naruto and Lee friendship. Naruto/? Lee/?

The word "Genius" is applied to a ninja who has a high aptitude in everything in the Ninja Field. However, him and "Genius" didn't really work together. At least the kid got heart, right? Semi-Powerful Naruto, Sadistic Kakashi! Pairing Unknown yet.

Crossover Yu-Gi-Oh!/xxxHolic. Yuugi can't seem to get over Atemu's death. One day, he comes across a shop he has never seen before. Perhaps a mysterious woman and a boy with glasses will be able to help him?

The Akatsuki try sealing the Kyuubi but the nine-tails fights back and then all hell breaks loose. Now Naruto is stuck dealing with the...unexpected repercussions.

There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...

UNOFFICIAL MANGA CHAP 459. Sasuke sees Naruto begging the Raikage for his life and makes the blond a promise. Lemon,narusasunaru. One-shot. Disclaimer in my profile. UPDATED WITH EXTENDED LEMON!

House and Methos didn’t have much in this harsh world, but they had each other, and that was enough. House/Highlander crossover. post-horsemen arc, light and humerous in areas but with dark and gritty cracks. Contains more than just a hint of SLASH.

Kira fancies himself judge, jury and executioner. Too bad he never bothered to check if that job was already taken. Rated for language. And Because it is DEATH Note.

After a fortress is built in the Land of Wind, Naruto, weakened from an unknown condition, joins a group of Konoha shinobi to investigate. NOTE: Will eventually become a crossover.

Their bond transcends all. NaruSasu. Some dark themes. Some side pairings. This story will contain yaoi, lemons & violence at times. Multi-genre, M-preg, crossover with Charmed in later chaps. Pls R&R!

Akira thought he was finally normal. He wasn't. The Tok'ra think they've finally cracked the invisibility problem. They didn't. And Shirogane is curious. This is never good.

A goa'uld makes it on to Earth, forcing SG-1 to track him to Egypt. But catching the snake is only going to be the beginning of the team's problem. Rated Mature for gore an language.

While running from an angry mob on his birthday, seven-year-old Naruto finds himself in a strange land where a shinobi turned priest offers to train him as a ninja. Not super Naruto

Aziraphale finds an unexpected visitor in Crowley's bathtub. Crowley seems rather attached. Chapter Three up!

A series of letters between Echizen Ryoma and Ibu Shinji as their relationship moves from opponents to...something more.

The Hellsing Organization been dispactched to a small church where they believe there is repeat of Cheddar. They don't only find the vampire but an odd priest named Father Abel Nightroad. Xover Trinity Blood.

The gang attempt to hook Sheldon up with a nice girl he meets at a convention and things don’t quite work out as they planned. In other words, an epic love story. Sheldon/Leonard.

Naruto has a mask that he wears, not because his true self is weak or frightened, but because he has to fit in, if he can't...than his deepest secret will have to come to the light... Naruto in the theme of Dexter, rated for blood and themes

Naruto, 18 year old ANBU, gets sent to Hogwarts by a failed spell of Hermione. Chaos ensues!

Leonard discovers a new talent, but he's not sure what to do with it. One shot.

America really couldn't think he'd get away with burning down Canada's parliament. Oneshot.

Russia and Canada bond over a mutual dislike of America, and love for Alaska. Oneshot

InuiRyo. Inui calculates that there is only a 0.02% chance that Echizen Ryoma would be willing to date him. Fortunately, that data can be changed.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

The shock of seeing Light and Dark in its purest, most chaotic form is enough for a normal person to take, but the Wizarding world did not know what they discovered until it was too late. YGO/HP crossover. Blindshipping

Sasuke needs to breed and Naruto is unpredictable enough to make that happen. [NaruSasu]Mpreg.

With these eyes you shall see the suffering of the world, and with these hands, you shall heal it.

Threesome Lemon Naru Saku Sasu

History travels in strange and twisted circles. Follow the friends of Naruto as they brave hookers, perverts, and forbidden village secrets in an attempt to discover his past.

While looking for Tora Naruto is attacked by a facehugger. When he wakes up he's changed a bit. AVP game Crossover.

Inui attempts to apply the laws of Shonen Jump Romance to Ryoma. Slight InuiRyo.

The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

Summer days come and go, and an unlikely friendship blossoms between Anne's old protégé Paul Irving and her son Walter Blythe. Slash. Non explicit

A confrontation in Sasuke's bathroom leaves Naruto feeling more confused about the blackhaired boy that has come back into his life. So when the two are forced to spend the night together, what is the blonde supposed to do? SasuNaru. Warning on inside!

When Naruto is in mortal danger from a completely insane fanfic author's plot - it's Sasuke to the rescue!Yaoi. CRACK Fic. Gift for Ladelle.

Naruto is captured by the Akatsuki and knows only one way evil enough to work against this evil orginazation.

well who said psychos don't love chocolate this is a good example so enjoy oh beware its YAOI

In a different world, Hikaru never steps into Touya Kouyo's salon. When he is fifteen, the Go world starts to take notice of a terrifying new insei with amazing strength...

-'I want you to show me how you seduce a man'. Naruto wonders if complying to his best friend and number 1 fantasm material's request isn't a bit like playing with fire. Anyway, he's toasted. NaruGaa, CRACK-NESS, ON HOLD TILL INNER OBSTACLE IS OVER

With a huff that could have been mistaken for a pout — if Uchiha’s pouted that is — Sasuke stepped into the house, ignoring the cold as the bubbles that came into contact with his skin popped, leaving a wet and soapy residue along his legs.

And an excuse to have a threesome. SasuSakuNaru Threesome, Lemon, PWP, COMPLETE

SPN / Heroes Crossover - Sam Winchester and Peter Petrelli accidentally meet in a bar. A hopefully humorous x-over of the conversation that ensued. Rated T for some language; SPN after Ep. ItGPSW and Heros after Ep. It's Coming

For Naruto, things are clear: the beautiful red headed woman he spot at Sasuke's party IS the woman of his life! But... there's a catch. AU, Crossdressing, NaruGaa

Naruto and Sasuke head to nightclub with a bunch of friends. NaruSasu

Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...

For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.

AUSlash Forced to vacation in 1977, Harry stubbornly refuses to befriend any of the students in fear of changing the future. 'Since you claim that I’m so unlikable Lily, I bet that I can get Harry to be friends with me before you do.'You're on Potter.'

Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::

Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover

After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.

Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU

Naruto and Gaara are the only ones left who understand.

Light Yagami awoke to white walls. Screaming. Written for LxLight Club's Alternate Ending contest. Onesided LightxL.

There is one thing in the world you don't ever Ever EVER do. And that is piss off Iruka. The Akatsuki has done that...The Akatsuki is screwed. Rated T for Violence. Oneshot plus 2 Omake stories: Kakashi finds TobiObito, and Sasuke Gets The News

He came every night. He came every night and Shikamaru wondered why. ShikaNaru, meaning yaoi/slash/malexmale love. Warnings inside.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Drake is there for Josh when Josh needs him the most. Josh/Mindy, Drake/Josh.

On the eve of being confined to the village to keep the Kyuubi out of Akatsuki's hands, Naruto leaves Konoha to try one last time to save Sasuke from Orochimaru. NaruSasuNaru SPOILERS, Yaoi

Thanks to sharing a tent with Naruto, Gaara now knows what a 'boner' is... and promptly decides that he'd like to have one too. Will Naruto be able to overcome his embarrassement and help his friend? Warning: Fluffy Porn.

AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]

Metallic red flowed from the wound. The thread of blood swished back and forth, following his commands. How does it feel controlling blood, Naruto? blood line!

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

Temari can't find her favorite pair of knickers. It shows up on a VERY unexpected place. Sandsib fic, Crack,Cross-dressing, mentions of ShikaTema, mentions of NaruGaa

Slash SSHP. Severus' POV: Potter is changing in front of my eyes, gaining a disconcerting resemblance to Tom Riddle. As usual, it falls to me to save the brat... for the price of 'only' my soul.

Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.

AU Yugi didn't scream when he met Death. He fell in love. Kleptoshipping Yami no BakuraxYugi. Character death

Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

ABANDONED. [Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.

SEQUEL TO VERY HORNY NARU-CHAN! the name has been changed to anyone fancy a threesome, by the way! read that one first then this one! :D i hope you like it! sasuke!naruto!Gaara!Neji YAY!

Kaga went to great lengths to get Hikaru to spend his Saturday nights on proper dates instead of across a Go board from old geezers or, worse still, Touya Akira. HikaAki.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

"What did you have in mind?" Obviously that was the worst question to ask. Or the best, it didn't matter. Gaara simply knew that his heart jumped after the two shinobi reached around themselves to close and lock the double doors behind them. [YAOI/BL]

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Now half demon, Naruto has to deal with his life being turned upside down while he lives in the place that made him that way. Naruto also struggles between getting strong to prove himself to the one who saved him, Sesshoumaru and attempting to have a life

Sasuke suspects that Naruto has been watching too much televison. SasuNaru

[Spoilers for recent Chapters.] Uzumaki Naruto and Nara Shikamaru. The friendship between them.

Naruto dies and Sasuke brings him back. Or how the Sasuke lookalike kicked Naruto ass into breathing.

A butterfly flaps its wings and creates a hurricane on the other side of the world. The littlest changes create the biggest differences. The seal of Kyuubi no Kitsune, altered to fit his needs, and Naruto's path takes a grand deviation. Where will it lead

The Day of Black Sun is over, and across the Fire Nation islands, chaos reigns. But in one small town, there are children who remember Kuzon, children who know how not to be afraid... children who know how to dance.

Evil comes in many forms. And it doesn't need to be believed in to exist. Stargate:SG1, Supernatural crossover

He didn't know when it came, or where from, but he'd been cursed with a mark on his back. A black tattoo. A new antihero emerges under the alias of The Black Raven, and Yuugi's life had never been more complicated. eventual YYxY, YXA

Never would his thoughts be rid of that battle. The red scene stained his mind as much as it did his clothes.

Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed

Blatantly ignores HBP. Harry has always been a special boy for as long as he can remember, which may or may not include the founding of Hogwarts...

Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?

Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.

Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.

"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."

Abel & Cain: A fight to the death...the final battle. Or is it? This is my take on the lost moments of Abel and Cain's battle. Written in Abel's POV, contains some fair amounts of slash. CainAbel slash. Better than it sounds.

How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.

Riku's trying to angst. Sora's not helping.

Diplomatic relations may be hard to maintain when one is in heat. Gaara's visit to Konoha has the worst timing possible. Or the best. [NaruGaa. Twoshot.]

Billy, Mandy and Grim investigate a series of mysterious deaths in Endsville. But what they uncover is a sinister plot by an alien race that may change the course of history forever, leaving Mandy torn between ultimate power and her friends...

Slash! Harry used Dark Arts on himself, and now it's up to Professor Snape and Draco Malfoy to keep him alive. When Dumbledore unexpectedly opposes their goal, they are left with a single option: go to the Dark Lord.

::Vignette. End of first movie:: Harry doesn't like fire anymore.

AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.

Just a little ficce inpsired by the song of the same name by Depeche Mode. An alternate version of the Doom Saga episode where Yami uses the Seal of Orichalcos. Kleptoshipping B&Y, Shounenai

NaruSasu. Yaoi. Some reflections about Sasuke and Naruto, a meeting between them… and what happens afterwards. Please Read. I'm really not good with summaries. Chapter 12 is rated M. Has a sequel called 'Frogs and Snakes'

Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?

Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

Ryoma finds a sketch book filled with beautiful drawings, yet something seems to be missing, and the question on everyone's mind is: who does the book belong to? [Pairings, but only if you squint hard enough...]

Sasuke and Naruto are paired together on a psychology project, where they're forced to get to know each other. Romance ensues.

Orochimaru has died. and found out why the shadow clone tech was banned.Crack fic.

Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.

Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]

When Yugi steals 5 bucks from Malik, and insults Marik while doing it, Marik decides to get even with Yugi. But how did stealing back four times the amount turn into seducing Yugi? And what’s with Joey’s new job?

It's Halloween, Dean's been given wings, and Sam will never be the same. Read the additional warning inside about content.

After Sakura hears Sasuke and Naruto doing... stuff in a closet, it isn't long before all of Konoha hears about it... Crackscented chaos ensues. NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.

Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.

An interjection between the canon and all those postcanon, solidYami and Bakura stories out there. It's the living's duty to help the dead move on, but if the dead don't think they should...

After an extended trip to find himself, chuunin Naruto returns to Konoha after a forgotten detour with Gaara of the Sand that results in something more then anyone expected. Slash.

[NaruNeji] Naruto likes to watch Neji in the rain.

Harry is being forced to bond with Snape, but Harry isn't going to sit back and let that happen! ...Seriously...he's not

Annoyed enough at being dead, Naruto is forced to pay off a debt to the Shinigami. Working as the god of deaths right hand, however, does have it's perks, including messing with mortals, cool powers, and an amazing dental plan.

Naruto is drunk off his ass. Sasuke just happens to be stone cold sober. Wonder what will happen...

[Repost] Everyone thought Orochimaru was beyond any hope of salvation. Enter Uzumaki Naruto, a half forgotten jutsu by the Yondaime Hokage and an isolated house...

In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot

Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...

Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.

A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

Voldemort summoned a power the likes of which he could not control. The pharaoh and his light, now trapped in another world, struggle to hide their powers. Shounen-ai

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

NaruSasu! Two young shinobi compare their arsenals on a hot summers day, then Naruto proves he's still the Number One Ninja of Surprises. LIME and LEMON, plus kinky things to do with chakra. Yaoi.

After the war, Severus goes looking for peace. Harry goes looking for Severus. Severus finds strength in himself, but will he also learn to bend?

If emotions were nothing but pawns then she would use them to fullfill her purpose.

[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]

Realising that he is the Demon Fox, Naruto grows up plotting revenge against the very Village that sealed him. But when he finds his place amongst them, what is he to do? [Chapter 5b: Shattered Ocean]

On the eve of the Chuunin Exams, during his training with Jiraiya, Uzumaki Naruto is going to learn the hard way that some enemies just can't be beaten without use of a more... Indirect approach...

When Sakura decides to show both Sasuke and Naruto all is fair in love and war, she pulls no punches. Pretty gen so far, lemon to come, but SasuNaruSaku eventually. MMF! T for now, will go up to M later.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

I don't know OgataSensei but I'm quite close to Seijisan Hey! Hikaru, what do you mean by that? Just decide to change from oneshot to multichapters,Completed

Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.

SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.

Want something new? Want something exciting? Want to read like you've never read before? Want SasuNaru? Want just about every other pairing known to exist? Well, I hope not, because it's not in here. But there's other stuff. Heaps of it. Go fish!

After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...

One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.

Prequel and Gaara sidestory to Family of Demons: Gaara leaves to look for a certain blonde ninja. Warning: GaaNaru. Lots. Completed.

Complete! When Harry disappears, Severus goes after him. SSHP slash.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.

A good spirit somehow slipped into the murky depths of Hell. What happens when Death can't bring himself to kill it? YYY

What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete

It was dark and dark and cold until the light came and the darkness claimed it. What really happened when Yuugi Motou finished the puzzle. YYY

[possible slash] What happens if one decision changed everything? That terrible night in Godric's Hollow... what if Lucius was the one to take Harry home instead of the Dursleys? Decide to raise him with Narcissa? Destinys change... but for the better?

Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.

some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum