SlackJawedSmurf
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Joined 05-28-08, id: 1588558, Profile Updated: 08-09-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Right.

Basically, I'm an 19 year old girl who reads too much fanfiction for it to be good for her. I have delusions of granduer frequently, and one of them includes convincing myself I can write. I am a in-the-closet yaoi fan, dislike most het unless it's fantastic, and can't stand reading yuri. Girl parts squick me out.

I love socks. I hate umbrellas. When I grow up, I want to be either a llama farmer or a penguin-righter.

My life to this point has been pretty much the same as everyone elses. It's not nearly as dramatic and angst-filled as a teenage girls should be.

I like Draco with anyone, most particularly Harry, Blaise, Charlie, Bill, Lucius, James, or Scorpius.

And I'm all about Inception fic right now. So maybe I'm a little behind the times :)

I also have a slight love of L/Light, DW/Jack, Jack/Tyler, and a whole host of random other pairings that pop up at inoppotune moments. I'm always open to recs :)

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A Beautiful Disaster by Reshima Skynight reviews
Draco Malfoy, who is now a famous male model, is known for his immense partying and his frequent pictures in the tabloids. Can the equally famous but down-to-earth Harry Potter somehow tame him? DMHP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,225 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
And You Can Stop It Anytime by Chou ni Natte reviews
Sasuke had always been self-destructive. His friends just didn't realize how bad it was until it was almost too late. *AU* *ItaSasu*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Marauders' Guide to Life by BlackBells reviews
If you need advice there's no one better equipped than the Marauders. And they may find a little advice from you proves beneficial as well. Pen name changed from SiriusLoverr to BlackBells!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,582 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Rope Burns by TenshiXXX reviews
Team Gai is captured. Neji is chained to a bed while the others are put in a cell. He waits with quiet resignation until Gaara arrives. The Kazekage takes one look at Neji's predicament and...well, it is Gaara afterall. GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Hidden Kinks by Nephthys Snape reviews
Kankuro has been scarce, and Temari and Gaara are concerned. Gaara decides to find his brother and learns more than he ever imagined, much to is pleasure. very mature content. 18 up only. Sandcest, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Our Dangerous Identities by cakecake reviews
Sasuke, a famous celebrity, stays in a hotel room and receives an unusual visit... just who is this irresistible stranger? AU, PWP, ItaSasu, Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Consummate Plan by cakecake reviews
Having lusted after Itachi, Sasuke finds the perfect plan to get what he wants from his older brother... without Itachi ever knowing. Oneshot, AU, ItaSasu, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Firing Squad by sordid humor reviews
A conversation that blipped through my mind. Draco and Blaise waiting in line to be executed shortly following the fall of Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Importance of Being Irish by fictionalcandie reviews
How do you have fun on St. Patrick's day if you're two blokes by yourselves, not Irish, and not even Muggles? Sirius and James have a plan, and they've made a LIST... Lily and Remus are, well, a bit concerned. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 6,005 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sum of Draco Malfoy by newtypeshadow reviews
The assignment: Explain who you are in six inches. So Draco does...as befits a Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Winter's Debt by La Guera reviews
The War is over, and Draco Malfoy has lost more than most. On his way to certain death, he reflects on family secrets and promises that must be kept.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Draco M.
And I Get By by Silvia Kundera reviews
"Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." (Harry and Draco friendship fic -- not slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Double Dare by Silvia Kundera reviews
Draco is a self-satisfied little bastard. Harry is ridiculously tolerant. Boys are stubborn. It's just like the books! Just shorter and gayer. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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The Pursuit of Happiness And Snogging reviews
Harry thinks Malfoy is acting weirdly, Draco thinks it's all Harry's fault, Hermione thinks they're both idiots, and Ron thinks that unless Malfoy stops making him late for breakfast, there's going to be trouble. Harry/Draco pointlessness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Getting To The Bottom Of Things reviews
Harry knows he has some very important questions to ask Malfoy. Being drunk just makes the whole thing easier. 'Are you nefarious' 'Yes. And dastardly. Incredibly dastardly.' Harry/Draco, alcohol. And hopefully a little humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
Harry isn't quite sure how to behave after sex. 'But, you know, don’t we need to have some sort of awkward-almost fight about whether or not you stay the night, first?’ Rated T for mentions of our boys having sex. Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Genesis reviews
Harry gets hit by a bludger. Somehow, lots and lots of hot mansex ensues. There is a plot, I promise. Mainly Draco/Harry, Side: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Everyone. Anal, Language, M/M, Solo, Oral, Rim, SoloM, Voy, lots of other sex things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,788 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Their Game reviews
A lovely little Harry/Draco scene. It could be read as a companion piece to On Occasion, but works well alone too. Rated for lanuage, and explicit boy on boy love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On Occasion reviews
A drabbly ficlet about our faveourite wizards. And how screwed up they are. Implied Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Quit it reviews
Sequel, of sorts, to 'I refuse,' though can be read seperatly. Draco has a showdown with his eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I refuse reviews
Harry stands up to his genitals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Goodbye reviews
Itachi, finally caught by Konoha, is to be executed for his crimes. In the days before his execution, various people from his past come to say their goodbyes. Rated for language, thank you, Sasuke, Naruto and Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete