Angel of Apathy
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Joined 05-28-08, id: 1588609, Profile Updated: 01-04-11
Author has written 10 stories for Doctor Who, Torchwood, Twilight, Demons, Alex Rider, Primeval, and Sherlock.

This account is barely in use. All in-progress stories are to all intents and purposes cancelled, as I'm not in those fandoms and have little-to-no intention of returning. I can only apologise for this. Every so often I'll post something here, just to confuse everyone, but really, don't get your hopes up. Visit my LiveJournal (which should I think still be listed as my homepage) for a better chance of seeing what I've written.

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Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Destiny Awaits by Midnight Seductress reviews
After Twilight. When Alice leaves to find her future, Bella makes a her a promise that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,045 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper
dangerous games by Idril Telperien reviews
Bella's cousin Caz has her own supernatural problems- she has a baby with her cheating werewolf ex and her vampire boyfriend Daniel's vampire ex from his previous life is willing to do anything to get him back, even kill her love rival!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,834 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
The Nudist Colony by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
A pranking war with a difference, Emmett in a g-string, Jasper's blue balls and the great volleyball incident? What else can you expect when the Cullen’s and Denali’s go to a nudist colony for one VERY interesting 1960’s summer vacation!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show! by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Three's a Crowd by perfectlyflawedx reviews
This is the sequel to 'answers with consequences' Ianto thought he was ready for his new life with John, but things don't always go to plan. Ianto/John Ianto/Jack
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008
101 Things to Do in an Elevator by Mister Sorrel reviews
Bored Companions, the Tenth Doctor, and a list no one should EVER try. Crack!fic Jack/Martha, Doctor/Rose. Now with added Tosh/Owen!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
How The Real Story Goes by MelancholiclyCreepy reviews
Just a joke I made. It does not insult the books. I repeat it does not insult the books.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Answers With Consequences by perfectlyflawedx reviews
Torchwood and Jack gets to Ianto...he takes drastic measures. Jack/Ianto and Ianto/John Hart later cause i secretly ship them too... This is my first multipart fic...enjoy!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008
Don't, Just Don't by xXDonnaTylerXx reviews
And who's he? What if that comment during The Stolen Earth turned out not to be innocent flirting so much as love at first sight for Jack and Donna? Set during and after The Stolen Earth/Journey's End. A little bit AU, Donna/Jack, Doctor/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,146 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Donna N., Jack H. - Complete
It All Started With A Wedding by HowObjectionable reviews
In which the Doctor is reunited with his daughter, there are cat people, Donna wants a dress and Jack is murdered a few times. Enjoy! Oh, and nothing's mine. If it was, why am I writing fanfiction, hmm?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
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Reunion reviews
A year in the Cretaceous takes its toll on everyone. It's worse when you can't tell anyone why it hurts so much. Becker/Connor, the aftermath of S4 Ep1
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Becker, Connor T. - Complete
Never Have You reviews
Sherlock won't be the one to put the body there; he has someone to do that for him. A chronicle of Sherlock's interactions with Yassen Gregorovitch. Sherlock/Yassen. Fairly dark.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Yassen G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Love and War reviews
The Cullens move on, like they always do - but they're not the only unusual people. One person, the outsider at school, hated and shunned, goes head on against the Cullens - with a surprising ally. A Jasper story. Due to votes: Eventual Jasper/OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,245 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Jasper
Wish reviews
Luke thinks things over after ‘Alice’ dies. Written in Luke’s POV. One-shot, first Demons fic.
Demons - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Luke R. - Complete
Rift Fire reviews
A dragon. The rift. Captain John Hart. Life's just getting more complicated. Next in the newly named Jess's Saga Series, but the others don't have to be read. Rated for language.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - John H.
Back to Haunt reviews
Bad dreams bring back painful memories for the latest Torchwood employee, and the rift isn't helping. Jack/Ianto, Capt. John/OC. Some dark themes.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Vengeance reviews
Time Agents in Cardiff are bound to cause trouble. So Torchwood have to stop them. Jack/Ianto, includes Capt. John Hart.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Resonance reviews
Post Exit Wounds, Captain John Hart is working at Torchwood. A chance encounter causes a lot of trouble- and lots of broken glass. Rated for language. Pairings: Janto, John/anyone - it is John, after all .
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Losing You, Missing You reviews
Rose Mourns her real Doctor, post-JE. Sad oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Burning Darkness reviews
A woman with impossible powers raised -but not born -on Earth meets the Doctor and her life changes forever. Story is better than summary, I promise! Should turn into something longer if people like it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete