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Checkpoint One by bachau reviews
Dumbledore thought it was a brilliant plan to create a respawn point during Harry's fourth year, so that he could try again in the event of his death. What he hadn't counted on was being trapped in an infinite time loop with a teenager intent on grinding side-quests and hunting achievements rather than fulfilling his destiny. (A semi-crack Gamer!Harry fic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,154 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 6/13/2023 - Published: 8/17/2022 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
They're Having a Domestic by duplicitywrites reviews
Tom refuses to have his pristine reputation ruined by impure accusations. His solution? An engagement. Harry's solution? Domestic violence. (COMPLETE.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2023 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 12,000 - Follows: 5,789 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Perfect Wife by SpurgeLaurel reviews
Married to Harry Potter against her will by an old contract, Daphne plans her route to freedom through the murder of her husband. The well-intentioned fool won't even know what hit him. AKA, Daphne Greengrass and the Man-Who-Just-Won't-Die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,800 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 1/27/2022 - Published: 11/3/2020 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Pranking of the Multiverse by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter has achieved immense power, a large bit of craziness, and a desire to seek amusement where he can. This will be a series of stories of him traversing the multiverse solving problems through ways that amuse him. Various crossovers planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,117 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 7/8/2020 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 347 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
The Ministry Sanctioned Use of Love Potions by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Severus Snape receives a letter from the Department of Magical Education he can't ignore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 11/17/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Severus S. - Complete
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 7,492 - Follows: 7,834 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Can you hear me now? (or, Harry Potter versus Dumbledore) by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry doesn't save Ginny in the chamber. Instead he tries to befriend the spirit of the Dark lord. As a result, he stumbles upon a secret that changes everything he thought was true. Includes witty vampires, car chases, moral dilemmas, a gunfight, torture, traitors and dramatic Malfoys. Blacks are also dramatic. Horror Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,444 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Falling Inside the Black by PseudonymousEntity reviews
When the Horcrux within awakens Harry changes forever. If a murdering Godfather and soul sucking dementors weren't enough he faces the reality of house politics, a psychopathic werewolf instructor, and his imminent merge with the soul of Tom Riddle. Good thing he's got a sense of humour. BAMF!Lupin. Creepy!Lupin. Crack. Jealous!Gryffindors. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 7,805 - Follows: 7,312 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Hot for Teacher by MotherofBulls reviews
Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,368 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 755 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 4,222 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Lets Play Truth or Dare! by Blackwolflegend reviews
Harry makes a plan to trap Death Eaters and the Dark Lord it doesnt go as planned naturally. Excepting requests but you must read through first chapter so you know what's going on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,567 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 2/27/2016
Aunt Marge's Even Bigger Mistake by FloreatCastellum reviews
Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 386 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Vernon D., Marge D. - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 6313 - Favs: 15,633 - Follows: 5,651 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Never Was, Never Will Be by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A quick Draco MalfoyHermione Granger oneshot. Draco reflects on his past and talks to his daughter... I don't own Harry Potter. Or Draco, Hermione, Pansy, or anyone in this fic. Except Lyra. She's mine
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete