Maniacal Productions
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Joined 05-28-08, id: 1588703, Profile Updated: 05-21-09
Author has written 1 story for Star Wars, and Legend of Zelda.

Greetings, pplz! =D

This is Maniacal Productions speaking. And, if you must know, yes, I am insane. But who cares!? Without crazy people the world would be a boring place!

I'm terribly sorry for not posting anything for months, but my computer became infected with several viruses and had to be reformatted. We lost everything! EVERYTHING!! Even Word! So that's why I haven't posted anything for so long.

I've stopped working on my first story. (I can't think of a good transition from the landing to the entry of the city) So I've moved on to my second story.

On to the Favs!

War and Peace
Four Steps to Death
Suicide Notes
To Kill a Mockingbird
Left Behind


Pirates of the Carribean (Complete Trilogy, but the first was my favorite!)
Star Wars Saga
Indiana Jones (Complete Trilogy)
James Bond (All the Movies!)

Foo Fighters
Hawthorne Heights
Plain White T's
Three Days Grace
Weird Al

Video Games:
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Call of Duty 5
The Godfather 2
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Resident Evil 4 (Wii Edition)
Soul Calibur 4
Gears of War 2
Trauma Center: New Blood
Halo 3
Call of Duty 4

And here's something that describes me (Thanks Chococheesey!):

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Oh yeah, and something to keep you guessing:

Psychotrists say that if you think you're insane, you more or less likely are not insane, but if you do not think you're insane you might be. So, if you take an insanity test, and it says that you are insane, and you know you're insane, are you or are you not insane?

The quotes have arrived! =D

"I'd like a McTaco." -Me at McDonnald's

"Life is like a box of pudding. When you finally decide to open it it's all squishy and smelly." -Lord Puddingskins

"Be a happy cow, go to California! If you're a mad cow, go to Wisconsin!" -Lord Puddingskins

"It's the illussive pickle!" -Devin

"Did you have Special K for breakfast?" -Mr. Hinkle

"Shut up you twit." -Mr. Mac

"There are only two things you have to do in your life, die and pay taxes." -Anonymous

"I reject your reality and subsitute my own." -Adam Savage

"When in doubt, C4." -Jamie Hinnamen

"Do ye fear death?" -Davy Jones

"Why is the rum always gone?" -Captain Jack Sparrow

(If YOU have a quote you'd like to see on my page, send it to me at

I hope you have enjoyed the weirdness of my page.

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My Name is Jack by insane.lil.piratess reviews
You know the kind of pirate that does nothing but bad things and then wonders why he can't get anything right? Well, that was Jack! But now, with the help of a few old pals, Jack's on the quest for good karma and eternal life... but it's never so simple.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,891 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Arabella S.
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Adventure by BCandTheSundaceK reviews
Midna returns to the Twilight Realm finding it in great peril. She cries out to Zelda and Link to help her bring order to her kingdom. But with the Mirror of Twilight destroyed how will Link and Zelda aid their friend?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Zelda
Hey! Look! I'm You! by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
Jack will never understand Elizabeth. Elizabeth will never understand Jack. So what happens when they switch bodies? And how will they get back to normal? VERY FUNNY! Please Read and Review! Rated T just to be safe!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,659 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
The Legend of Link: The AntiRealm Series by hamsterboy9 reviews
Link ponders Midna's final words before she left. He then seeks a way to see her again. Link finds help in the form of a strange man in a black cloak. What adventures await Link? Who is this mysterious man? Link x Midna fanfiction
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Link, Midna - Complete
The Legend of Star Wars reviews
Ganondorf has been defeated and peace restored to Hyrule. Meanwhile a battle roars in space between Rebels and Imperials. It turns out that both Hyrule and the Empire are on a collision course... see what happens!
Crossover - Star Wars & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008