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Author has written 2 stories for Janet Evanovich.

Random Facts About Me:

I'm a highschool student and, in between cramming for French and memorizing the time-line for the Cold War, I procrastinate by writing fanfiction.

I'm also an environmentalist (if you haven't yet, take the time to watch the movie 11th Hour. Not only will you get to see Leonardo Dicaprio's very handsome self, but you'll also be left with a powerful environmental message.) and a hardcore manga fan (Skip Beat, Oresama Teacher and the ilk)

Some Cold, Hard Truths:

I think - deep down, no matter how much we might try to ignore this fact - we all know that, in the Evanovich universe, Stephanie is going to end up with Morelli. I mean, it's just not in Batman's lone wolf DNA to settle down to domesticity.

This is where fanfiction comes in.

All my stories are Babe. I generally don't even include Morelli - not because I particularly loathe him but because a) I don't think there's enough breathing space for two alpha males in a fanfic and b) because there's always the temptation to portray Morelli as a jerk, which he doesn't deserve. I actually think Morelli's an okay guy...but damn, between him and Batman, there's really no competition.

And Now, A Public Service Announcement:

Why you should review:

Writing is a lonely life. Writers spend hours devising plots and typing up fanfic. And true, we do it partly for ourselves, for the satisfaction of being able to bring our fantasies to life on the screen. But, it's also partly for others, so that we can share these stories with other fans. And so, in return, if you read a fanfic that you like and can see that the writer has put a lot of time into, take a few moments to review and give a few words of encouragement.

Reviews = happy writers = more updates = happy readers, so everybody wins. :)

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Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Betrayal by Chedea reviews
Fate pushes Bella into a tangle of an arranged marriage, an affair, werewolves, vampires, deceit, loss, pain, but most of all love. Does love really over come all obstacles or are some things simply not meant to be? Can Bella take fate into her own hands
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,831 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
The Honest Approach by The Better Side reviews
When Stephanie gets a visit from Diesel on her birthday, it leads to a spell being placed on Ranger that causes the man to be open and sincere. With car explosions, Morelli, bad luck and a cross dressing unmentionable added to the mix, insanity ensures!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,994 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Legacy by SueB3 reviews
Ranger comes face to face with fatherhood. This story presents a mature Ranger especially for Babes of 'a certain age' like me!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Ranger M. - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Notebook by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
ON HIATUS Bella has given up on finding love so she is writing in her notebook to a stranger, asking him to love her. She puts it in the library for someone to pick up and reply to her entries. Edward happens to step upon this notebook. BE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,237 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008
Taking One for Christmas by SueB3 reviews
Ranger's friends and colleagues are concerned about his lack of Christmas Spirit.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ranger M. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Mission BINODC by The Better Side reviews
The Merry Men have an objective to accomplish and it's go time! Rated T for some potty mouths.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
My Missing Piece by LilyAnneMarie reviews
She was rich and popular, he was poor and barely ever noticed by anyone outside his social group. But in a horrible twist of fate, what happens when you fall for your opposite?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,688 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Way I Loved You by xoxo41 reviews
Edward is a sexy badass and dating Bella. They have a passionate relationship but fight all the time. What happens when Bella ends the relationship for good? Based of Taylor Swift's The Way I Loved You canon pairings AH/AU Co-written w/ falldownagainbella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,422 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Coming Home by Imaginings reviews
Christmas is coming soon, and there's only one thing I want. Edward to come home, to hold me in his arms and tell me he loves me. Why does there always have to be so much hurt? For Daddy's Little Cannibal's 18th birthday, and to the victims of 9/11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
This I Swear by OliviaJane reviews
With the wedding only a day behind them, Edward and Bella make little effort to remove themselves from their honeymoon bed. Come along as they ponder moments in their lives that lead them to this very moment. AU, AH, OOC. Project Series #3. Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,587 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ranger's Plan by Odyssia reviews
Joe's doctor has some distressing news for him after his yearly physical. What does this mean for Stephanie, and how will Ranger use this news to his advantage? Babe. All done!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,230 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
CULLENZ VZ: ONE NIGHT TWO TEAMS MANY DISASTERS by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
CULLEN BOYS VZ CULLEN GIRLS. TRICKS TRAPS AND TRIALS. EVERYTHING GOES. KIDNAPPING, WEREWOLVES AND DARES!EVEN SOME VERY GAY OUTCOMES! Nothing to serious all for fun! PLEASE R&R! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,815 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Cutting Teeth by Legs reviews
Renesmee’s eyes darted around the room, searching for something, anything, she might use as a weapon. She would bite him, she decided. She wondered if that technically broke Cullen house rules. Nessie rolled her eyes. She would apologize later...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,841 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
missmatch by kissed.by.edward reviews
Edward-the-intellectual wants Bella. But Bella-the-cheerleader likes Jasper. But Jasper-the-jock's just not interested so when they all enlist the help of a match maker what happens? Read on people, READ ON!...and REVIEW! co-authored by xsincerity
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Clive, My Old Driving Instructor by Clear Plastic reviews
Becky Bloomwood's first, disastrous driving test. Hilarity guaranteed!
Shopaholic series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
North by princesswingnut reviews
In which Embry Call does the following: falls in love, falls out of a moving car, blows off an essay, goes ice fishing, and finally, FINALLY finds out exactly who his real father is. All basically at the same time. EMBRY FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,430 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Embry, Tanya - Complete
What WE thought of Twilight by block mango reino reviews
Twilight movie scenes with commentary. Idea taken from my friend ALISON.PLOWY.STALTSON.JACOBY. Co-written with ostentatious.spontainious.ME and REINO-CULLEN.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
Silience Was Golden by xxbipolar7597139xx reviews
Isabella Swan lives with her mother, Renee and her sexually abusive step-father, Phil in Phoenix, Arizona. Renee is an alcoholic struggling to make ends meet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
No Price by Magdalync reviews
Stephanie asks Ranger to do the unthinkable. A spin off series of vignettes which take place after the Maxim Online Survey trilogy. Babe.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,634 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Grandma's Matchmaking Red LIps by mybrowneyes reviews
Stephanie and Ranger finally get together with a little help from Grandma and friends.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cruel Frailty by Saiyachick reviews
/DracoxHermione/We committed the deepest of sins, the blackest of blasphemies. Something so tragically beautiful couldn’t possibly be punishable. We were only human, and even the Gods make mistakes. Post DH/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Remote Control by thesunshinekid reviews
Dr. Cullen comes home to an interesting debate.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Of Vice and Virtue by Saiyachick reviews
Pride. Greed. Envy. Wrath. Lust. Gluttony. Sloth. Explore the Seven Deadly Sins through the eyes of the Cullens, Bella, and Jacob. [Complete]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Bob by Bowlingforshrimp reviews
Not a very articulate fic...just a bunch of Bob thoughts.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Cicatrix by Rhiann reviews
Rosalie explains a few things to Bella. Edward isn't exactly grateful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Ripleys Believe it or Not by coolwhip2005 reviews
Based on Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series. This is my take on a short storie of what it might have been like if Lula and Stephanie had known eachother when they were fifteen
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2004
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A Not-So-Pearly Gate reviews
Upon dying, Joyce Barnhardt learns that, in order to repent for her sins, she has to help restore happiness in Stephanie's life by finding a man for Stephanie to commit to. Thing is...Joyce is now a ghost. And she's invisible.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/12/2013
Romantic Intervention reviews
Lester and Hal decide to do a little romantic intervention and hook up Ranger and Stephanie. However, romantic intervention isn't nearly as easy as it would appear. Disaster invariably ensues...
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
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