hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 05-28-08, id: 1588917, Profile Updated: 02-01-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

:Sitting in the middle of Edward's Meadow with a crow bar:

Hello, you may be wondering why I have this crowbar here. Well, occassionally I use it for Edward bashing. As I always say, it isn't truely Edward unless you get the violent urge to whack him in the head at some point. And as I'm no vampire hitting him with my hand would earn me a broken hand and Emmett laughing at me, hence the crowbar.

But what it's usually used for are these bunnies. See them?

:Fluffy white bunnies enter meadow:

These are what's called plot bunnies.

:Smacks one with crowbar:

Oh, don't worry, it's not hurt. You see these are vampire plot bunnies. Yes, all the lovely little vampire plot bunnies. And if you play with one, another shows up, then another, then another, then another. Darn it they breed like... well, rabbits!

See those ones over there, the calm ones all bunched together? Those are the nice fuffly oneshots, sometimes song fics...they don't bother you too much. They can be a little nauseating, but overall okay.

Now these ones...

:Whacks one that's climbing her leg:

are the vampire plot bunnies from H-E-double hockey stick (keeping it pg on the profile people). They try to suck your life, or atleast all your computer time, out of you. Typically they are AUs started by "What if Edward..." or What if Bella was..." which always has atleast three answers.

:Smacks a couple more:

I will now begin posting these lovely little plot bunnies from hades. I actually have four NewMoon AUs and two Twilight AUs started in a notebook along with four "human" stories. I also have an OC fic that likely never will be posted as people don't usually like those.

:Beats a brown bunny to the ground:

No, I am not writing a Jacob fic now!! NO!!

:Stomps on it:

Werewolf fic.

My pen name is Vicki and I love vampires. Sunshine's Con, Bella's Edward, Simon from Cassandra Claire's Mortal Instruments. And chocolate, Godiva Grand Marnier Truffles are a writting must! And though Edward would hate it, my Led Zeppelin and Aerosmith CDS. And Mead, gotta love mead and bawdy music...Yay for the pudding song!

There is where I write many other things dealing with mainly the Twilight universe (other vampire universes and Harry Potter sometimes feature).

Disclaimer: I own nothing! All I own is my lovely laptop (yay!), piles of books, and too many sketchbooks and notebooks to count.

Author's Recommendation: When reading or writing about vampires always eat chocolate!

Recommended Vampire Reading
Basically Required Reading
Anne Rice’s Vampire Novels
Dracula (required I tell you!)

Fun Stuff
Sunshine by Robin Mckinley
Romancing the Dead by Tate Hallaway

Paranormal Romance Section (Serial Romance)
Real Vampires have Curves by Gerry Bartlett and the rest of the series is great.
Bit the Jackpot or any of the other Vegas vampire stories by Erin McCarthy
Lynsay Sands' Argeneau Novels (Highly recommended I have a crush on Dante and Tommaso now and they are barely mentioned)

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 7,065 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Frontier by Melolabel reviews
AU,AH,BxE,OOC. Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied? M for adult themes and future limey situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,259 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7781 - Favs: 9,454 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Now or Never by Julsgracie reviews
Alternative ending to New Moon--Edward/Bella reunion in her bedroom. Sequel to Edward's Phone Call, but you don't need to have read it to enjoy this. Alternating Edward POV/Bella POV. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Phone Call by Julsgracie reviews
“Bella,” I breathed into the phone. I stiffened immediately, astonished by the sound of my voice. Her name burnt my throat as I spoke it; as if it had been trying to wrangle it’s way back into the depths of my mind.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Saiyachick reviews
Bella has a nightmare involving hybrids, childbirth, imprints, and much more. For those who did not enjoy Breaking Dawn. Spoilers. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insanity by Vampires-Rock4eva reviews
What happens when all three girls become pregnant at the same time? How will the boys survive? Which one goes insane first? Who has a boy? Who has a girl? Read and find out. All Human. I don't own Twilight unfortanuately.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,870 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Vampires and Chocolate reviews
Bella, Rosalie,& Alice are adopted sisters who form a club, Vampires and Chocolate. Little do they know how real their obsession truely is. I think we all see where this is going. M for language, possible future lemons. Humans&Vamps. Traditonal couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,209 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Chasing the Sun reviews
ALL HUMAN. Historical Fiction. Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are orphans about to become adults. Will they take the chance offered them by a handsome stranger and go west to seek their future?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Bella