Lady Kale
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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Name: You can just call me Kale... or Kala (say it with me Kay-la.. yes I know it's spelled weird)

Age: 20

Sex: Female

Appearance: 5'8 short brown hair and green/hazel colored eyes.

My favorite song is Light Up the Sky by Yellowcard (If you haven't listened to it then high-tail it over to youtube) My favorite animal is the wolf (even though I prefer cats to dogs). I sing Stabilio to my bar of soap (badly) and dance (very badly) when my car is at a stop light. I hate the cold and all mornings that begin before 9 - but I love to go sledding and enjoy a good cup of hot coffee/tea. My room is full of books and stuffed animals - with minimal cloths in my wardrobe and probably only three pairs of shoes. I love Dragons, Knights and Swords, loath Damsels in Distress and I will randomly point to someone in the hall and demand that they tell me a story.

I dislike the popular crowd or anyone who is too easily fit into a stereotype. I don't drink and I refuse to smoke but I will not begrudge you if you chose to do so. I love to learn but hate to admit what I do not know. I love to laugh, refuse to cry and believe that every day is a day with living to the fullest (even if it begins before 9) And nothing offends me more than someone who will not try to understand.

I'm witty, I'm sarcastic and I'm a bit of a hypocrite. I guess that means I'm human after all.

Patients, Diligence and Peace,

Lady Kale


Quotes! (yea I got 'em from someone else... got a problem with that?!?!?!)

Person # 1: Happiness is just around the corner.

Person # 2: Too bad the world is round!

Never knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and hide, he hates that.

I'm not afraid of death; what's it gonna do, kill me?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun!

Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

You see dead people, but I see regular people and it burns!!

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it.

I believe that you should live everyday as if its your last, which is why my room is such a mess. I mean come on who wants to clean their room on their last day?!

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!

If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalks.

Life is like a pack of gum...I've yet to figure out why.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Come to the dark side...we found the Cullens!

I smile because I have no idea what is going on.

I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends

Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought

There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in PIE, and there's an "I" in MEAT PIE, and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then for the rest of our lives tell us to sit down and SHUT UP!!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry butt!

Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the Latin word "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?

What happens if you get scared to death twice?

You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."

I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. Maybe.

I like you... I shall kill you last.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt!"?

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree.

I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you!

You can blame all your problems on my two imaginary friends "Steve" and "Candy". They don't mind.

I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Fangirls are like whiny puppies. They're annoying as all hell, but everyone pities them too much to kill them. Oh, they are also very loud.

It's not paranoia if you know they are out to get you.

The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.

You can’t spell slaughter without laughter

Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.

In theory, everything works.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high level explosives.

If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them.

Curiosity killed the cat, but Satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Sometimes the good guys get hurt, too. Sometimes they lose, even when they should win.

I said I had my reasons. I never said you would understand.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I respect your opinion; I just think it's stupid.

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Writing is the socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

The only cure for writer's block is insomnia.

The wastebasket is a writer's best friend.

No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.

Never apologize. Always deny.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

When you read a quote and says unknown at the end of it its because they can't spell anonymous

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this isn't too difficult.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for my kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

It just seems that the impossible becomes possible around me more often than not. Most of the time it includes me doing it.

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, then to HELL with you, here's to ME!

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Words of Wisdom:

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

He who laughs last thinks slowest

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A day without light is, well, night

Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.

Friends are the ones who cry with you. Best friends are the ones who stand there with a shovel and ask who did it.

I’m not as random as you think I SALAD!

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

My voices tell me that your voices are dorks.

Oh! Look, a distraction!

Normal is a setting on a dryer.

The odds don't worry me, I'm gambling with your life.

In case of emergency, break dance.

I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten!

Homework kills trees. Save trees. Don't do homework.

Rawr! It means "I love you" in dinosaur.

Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

They don't know that we know that they know we know.

You'll always be my friend. You know too much.

The voices in my head are fighting again.

I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.

Let’s go shenaniganizing!

People are like slinkies. Basically useless, yet it’s so fun to watch them fall down the stairs…

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Women are true magicians. They can make money disappear into thin air.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I am so clever that sometimes even I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot each other.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u don't believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

If a fork was made of gold would it be called goldware?

Why did yankee doodle name the feather in his hat macaroni?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are... who's they? the government?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him/her swear on the Bible?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?


A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

I'm not a book - I can't be read.
I'm not an item - I can't be bought.
I'm not an outfit - I can't be changed.
I'm not a game - I can't be won.
I'm not an animal - I can't be tamed
I am what I am and that's all I am.


Be Legendary.

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,189 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 394,216 - Reviews: 6483 - Favs: 7,110 - Follows: 6,254 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11731 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Reversed Life by Rainxoxo reviews
Eragon never lived in Carvahall, but his half-brother, Murtagh did. Instead, Eragon took on the name of another as he bares the crest of the Empire, willingly, but will that change once he finds out for himself the choices he didn't know that exist?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 112 - Words: 578,086 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Intertwined Destinies by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Sequel to Altered Destinies. A new threat is on the rise. This time a Primordial Goddess and her children are preparing for their own war against Olympus. Zeus has closed Olympus off from all contact with mortals. Two goddesses decide to put their own plan into action. My version of Heroes of Olympus. I do not own Percy Jackson and The Olympians or HoO. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,681 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Percy J., Zoe N.] [Annabeth C., Jason G.] - Complete
Team Sharingan by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Team 7 lost a member, the remaining members are broken and left to pick up the pieces. Will Team 7 survive. Kakashi trains the team in the use of the sharingan, will they survive the experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,794 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Altered Destinies by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Instead of a somewhat happy childhood with his mother, Percy is orphaned and on the streets by the age of ten. Found and taken in by the most unlikely of gods, Percy is raised to be the greatest demigod to ever live. His past has left him bitter towards all but a few. Will he still be ready to accept his destiny? AU of Percy's life. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,347 - Reviews: 3139 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Zoe N., Percy J.] Annabeth C., Hades - Complete
The True Inheritance, or Eld Hljödhr abr Wyrda by Michael C Holman reviews
I refuse to believe this saga ended the way Christopher Paolini wrote it. If you were devastated by his ending, join me in truly concluding the journey of Eragon Shadeslayer and Saphira Brightscales!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Purge by FicsRLulz reviews
Centuries ago the Rikudo Sennin defeated a behemoth known only as the Juubi. There's a saying that goes "History repeats itself." AU. Eventual Naru/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,363 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Son of the Huntress: The Lightning Thief by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
After being brought to the world of the Olympians Naruto discovers he is the son of a goddess and therefore a half blood. But Zeus's Master Bolt goes missing and Naruto joins Percy Jackson into returning the bolt to the King of the Gods before time runs out and the world becomes a battleground for the Gods. Will follow canon but will have originality in it.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,367 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Naruto U., Silena B. - Complete
Wake Me Up Inside by RayneXHatake reviews
If you had the chance to change the future, would you take it? Even if that meant making a new life for yourself and keeping everything a secret? "Sensei?" "I promise Naru, this time it will be different." eventual Kakashi/femNaruto, Time-travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 454,448 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
This Is A Pen: Percy Jackson Quote Parodies, V2 by TotalDramaKingdomHearts reviews
The original This Is A Pen, with it's 1000 reviews and 50 chapters, was taken down. And now I'm reviving it, bigger and better! With some of your favorite parodies from the past and some new favorites coming in the future, tune in for This Is A Pen 2.0! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Percy J., Chiron
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
First Legion by The Scribe of Stories reviews
Percy Jackson has no clue of who he is except for his name and Riptide. He learns that being a Roman is severely different from being a Greek. "Your story will be very interesting, Percy Jackson. I do love tragedies." NO FLAMES. ON POSSIBLE/INDEFINITE HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,866 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Percy J.
Edoc'sil by wildskysong reviews
SEQUEL TO ELDUNARI. Following the devastation of the last battle, the Varden tries to pick up the pieces as bitter enmity fractures the ranks. All are keeping secrets, some more deadly than others. And where is the Vault of Souls?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 173,651 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
The Greatest Hero by XoverMasta reviews
Hermes always had regrets...but one of the few things he will never regret is falling in love with Uzumaki Kushina, and then siring one of the greatest heroes to ever set foot in both dimensions... Watch as his son Uzumaki Naruto becomes the GREATEST HERO
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,250 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Naruto U., Artemis - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 8,886 - Follows: 8,502 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Lightning Prince by The Rage Of Fire reviews
The Four Nations have been at war for one hundred years, but what if there was another Nation that the Fire Nation couldn't even conquer during Sozen's Comet: The Lightning Empire. Naruharem
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,884 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Tides And Moon by ADHD-Kid2811 reviews
Annabeth broke up with Percy, and now he's a god. He vowed to himself never to fall in love again, and formed an all-males group just like the Hunters of Artemis. Artemis hates him for this. But things will change eventually. Pertemis. 'T' for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,516 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Percy J., Artemis
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,847 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Paths We Take by tallgirl20 reviews
Sakura just knew that stupid mission would go bad. Now stuck in the past, she must get home and soon. A stolen sword, Whirlpool politics, and teenage Kakashi are the least of her problems because... the Kyuubi is coming and she cannot interfere. Right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,833 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Grand Emperor by Darth Malleus reviews
Once the nine of them were considered gods, Nine Great Lords of Hueco Mindo. Then they vanished without a trace. Reality became legend, legend became myth and even their names were lost to history. Then Aizen had to go and awaken the strongest of them.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Things to Be Resolved by CrimsonAccent reviews
Percy's history compromised of two facts: He liked blue and he had a magical sword-pen, Riptide. His adventures at the Roman Camp, and struggle to survive and earn the respect of his fellow demigods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,005 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Percy J., Lupa - Complete
Anyone, Anyone But Me by brainchild reviews
If you had one wish, what would it be? To rule the world? To be immortal? To fall in love? Or to be happy at last? Harry Potter just wanted to be normal. He should have known that wasn't possible for him. Everyone else did. AU, PtDUni
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,513 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Myrddin Emrys Returns by General Kenobi SIYE reviews
Souls don't always live just once. They can return, typically in a time of crisis, if they are deemed worthy. This is about two such souls. Separated by houses. Will they find each other again? Will they even know? One Gryffindor, one Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,494 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Backfire by brainchild reviews
School was a game Ginny Weasley didn't have to play particularly hard. Lessons came naturally. Exams were easy. She was in control. But the summer after the Department of Mysteries her ordered life starting blasting itself apart. And it was awesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 253,206 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Deceptive Appearances by Michelle18 reviews
AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,351 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
From Fearful to Fearsome by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
Johanna Mason has, against all odds, just been Reaped for the Sixty Ninth Annual Hunger Games. Trouble is, she's not the only contender, and far from the most apparent one to win. So how is a girl to get out alive? By duping everyone else, of course.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,802 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Johanna M., Other tributes - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 8,829 - Follows: 10,339 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Burning Brightly by Shhasow reviews
Squire Wyldon of Cavall decides to help a young Page Alan train to beat a bully. Their relationship continues to grow, and much confusion abounds.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,816 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Alanna - Complete
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 3,599 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 5,568 - Follows: 6,049 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Broken Bow Book 3: Counterpart by Xed Alpha reviews
The son of Artemis meets his match and in the process is forced to juggle married life, an old flame, some interfering gods and a mission to prevent the total collapse of the universe. So, yeah... An average day for Armani. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Broken Bow Book 2: Shadows of the Hunt by Xed Alpha reviews
Condemned to the insanity of Camp Half-Blood. Armani is swept up in an infuriating world of curious deities, resentful half-bloods, prophecies of doom and ghosts from the past. Why can't people leave him alone? Beta by Shrrgnien. Veritas OC Award Winner.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,843 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Broken Bow by Xed Alpha reviews
An old fool's vengence forces Apollo to keep a huge and possibly devestating secret from Artemis for over a decade, a deception that she may never be able to forgive him for. Winner of the Veritas OC award. Ghost Writers Approved. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,691 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Eldunari by wildskysong reviews
Oromis and Glaedr are dead, leaving Eragon alone in a turbulent world. When he is captured by Galbatorix's new pets and separated from Saphira, can he rely on his brother and some new friends to get him out? And what lurks in the Spine? COMPLETE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,483 - Reviews: 2643 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrothal Contract by James Spookie reviews
It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,607 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3280 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,622 - Follows: 4,557 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Shallow Memories by Whyntir reviews
Kali si Brittania & her older brother Alexander visit their sisters Euphemia and Corelia in Area 11. Kali enrolls in Ashford to pass the time and runs into her thought-dead siblings Nunnally and Lelouch. And it not all is as it seems. LANGUAGE Name change
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,452 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
The Littlest Sannin II: Sound in Autumn by EroSlackerMicha reviews
The Continuing story of Naruto the adopted child of the legendary three. Naruto/mini Harem. Natas's plans continue and all of the elemental lands are in danger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 6,923 - Follows: 3,219 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Searching by pablothebankrobber82 reviews
After TLO. Son of Athena, Billy Gallagher and two new friends are sent on a quest to capture the monster that might be killing satyrs. Held back by a new metal leg Billy's physical abilities crumble. With evil lurking the will group survive?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009
The Goblet of Fire: Rekindled by Regulus reviews
Complete! Harry gets into more trouble than he realizes when his name pops out of the Goblet of Fire. A year of headaches and hardships confront him, but something much darker lies on the horizon. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,304 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Lady of Zero: Lelouch of the Rebellion by mostrandomgirl92 reviews
When Lelouch made his promise to crush Britannia, someone close to him made the same promise. What if someone from Lelouch's past returns to fight with Zero as his right hand, not even knowing he survived? Will she find out who Zero really is? Lelouch/OC.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 197,034 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Lelouch L. - Complete
The Littlest Sannin by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ripples in Time by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry is victorious and Voldemort is gone, but not all is as it should be. Thrown into the past Harry takes on the role of James Potter’s long lost cousin and attempts to do the one thing Hermione always warned him about. Is this a second chance or curse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,782 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 3,018 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Harry P.
List Of Ninjutsus & Genjutsu by NoNameNeeded reviews
Okay, basically I have made a list of every single jutsu which I could find. They are here to help people and fellow authors. They are all in alphabetical order and I hope that you benefit from them... NOW WITH GENJUTSU LIST AS WELL!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,311 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Prisoner of Azkaban Returns by Regulus reviews
[Complete] Book 3 in the RSeries is now finished. Harry faces a murderous prisoner, learns a secret about one of his friends, and travels through time before the year comes to an end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,152 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber of Secrets: Reopened by Regulus reviews
[Complete] The second book in the RSeries has now been finished! Harry and company return to Hogwarts, only to be faced with more trouble. The group finds a new hideout and Harry ends up once more saving the school from the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,664 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Prelude to Destiny by brainchild reviews
Nominated for Best Romance Hourglass Award: Lily's goals were to get over her annoying crush on James Potter and avoid becoming Head Girl, but in 6th year after her exboyfriend shows up, everything started spiralling out of control.[COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 186,341 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Philosopher's Stone Retransmuted by Regulus reviews
[Complete Formatting completely fixed now!] Book 1 in the RSeries, an AU rewrite. Harry, abused by the Dursleys, meets a young Metamorphmagus one morning in the park. The girl reveals who Harry really is and where he'll soon be going. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,419 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
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Daughter of the Sea: The Beginning reviews
AU/FemPercy. Atlanta River Jackson is just your average, angst ridden, monster slaying pre-teen with an uncanny ability to piss people off. Can River swallow her pride and stand behind the gods? Or will she choose to help Kronos rise? Decisions, decision.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,272 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Percy J.
Child of the Sea reviews
Even the gods cannot contain the sea. Children of the Sea tend to follow the same pattern. Atlanta River Jackson is no exception. But this daughter of Poseidon is wilder then any who have come before. Will she stand with the gods? Help Kronos rise? Or, perhaps she will choose something else entirely. Not even the Fates can know her path - and no one is happy about it. AU FEMPercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 10/23/2013
Guardian Dragon reviews
Saritobi couldn't stand by as a child was abused. Itachi wouldn't leave his brother with those who ordered the destruction their clan. Kida has absolutely no idea how she let herself get roped into this. Instead of growing up alone, both boys were placed in the custody of a guardian. But not just any guardian - the Dragon of the Leaf herself. AU, OC/Kakashi, Team Seven centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The Legendary Three reviews
Naruto: Fuinjutsu Master, Sakura: Master Medic, Sasuke: Uchiha prodigy. What if team 7 rigged the Genin Exams so they could all be on the same team? What if Kakashi was in on the deal? Look out World, here come the New Sannin. Paring undecided AU My rules
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,906 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Team Seven
Mada Mada Dane reviews
Not good enough. This phrase applies to Naruto and his team mates, Hikaru and Rei, all of whom are believed to be too handicapped to become ninja. They're not so sure about that, and will go to any lengths to prove it to the village and themselves. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010