Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Naruto.
Note!!! Important!!! I will not be updating because, one, I have writers block and, two, my laptop broke. And it'll be awhile before it gets fixed cuz I'm broke, sorry...
Sex: I am a girl.
Favorite Fan Verses : I'll read anything...
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You ally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .
-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.
-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe
IF YOU BELEIVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR PROFIE! I BELEIVE DUDES!
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, sparky-chan123, hittocerebattosai, xKokurox, Lily Kalanoa, InsaneFanGirl...
Also- I got these from Master of Toys, cause I thought they were super-funny!!
I've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Anonymous
Only borrow money from pessimists: they don't expect it back. Anonymous
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Anonymous
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Anonymous
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The world is full of oxygen thieves. a friend
I reject your reality and substitute my own. a friend
Life is like a spongebob episode, short and stupid a friend
Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!- a friend
"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'"- anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."- my friend
"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!"
"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."-anonymous
"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."- a friend
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions."
"Randomness is the base of conversation."
"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet."
"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference."
"Do you know you're short?"- Thomas Ng
"why is the midget going to the evil place?" Thomas Ng watching LOTR
"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."
"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."-my mom. I used this to get out of wearing a school uniform xD
"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."
"Come my minions! Today we shall take over the cheese!"
"I'm Sakura! I can't do anything! I can't even run!"
"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."
"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."
"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."
"When i put my hands in front of my eyes, you can't see me."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Therefore, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes."
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
I love this next thing but it made me cry the first time I read it! So read it !
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so may times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face. Crazy is when you constantly refer to yourself as 'we', but aren't exactly sure why. Crazy is when you make strange noises to make it sound like you're talking in a different language, when really you have no idea what you're saying. Crazy is when you stay awake till Midnight on Fridays because your favorite Naruto Author lives in a different time zone and you want to be the first to read the chapter!
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer,Cloud Envy, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, Stary202, InsaneFanGirl
Random stuff found in someones profile!
"Come give your big grother a hug!"-Itachi
"WTF! O_O" -Sasuke backs up slowly
"Get away from my Sasu, you child-molester!"-Naruto tackles Itachi
OoOoOoOo I got this next one from Starlight- A SasuNaru Fanfic
“Sasuke, what are you doing here? Are you stalking me?”
“Yeah, let me tell you-no! I am not stalking you.” The Uchiha retorted. “I was in the neighborhood and you ran by and so I followed you.”
Naruto furrowed his eyebrows together. “In case you didn’t know, that’s considered stalking.”
"The thought made me heart skip. No no no, only people who liked someone had their heart beats skip! Mine must of…of tripped over a rock or something."- Something Naruto said in Bad Luck has a Bright Side by NavyBlueWings!! I found it super-funny>w
First I get a cryptic note, than an out loud admission, and finally a mysterious message. Who died and put me in the twilight zone?- Naruto again, from same author, same story as the last quote. Once again, I found this funnyw
"I did WHAT to WHO!?"-Naruto
"Stop stealing my breathing space, DAMMIT!"-Gaara
"It's not Eyeliner, Asshole!"-Gaara
"Hottest Hokage that ever Hokage'd!"-4th Hokage
"'Roll over' yourself!"-Pankun
"Sasuke's mine, Bitch."-Sakura smiles (I hate sakura>_
"You're all my BITCHES!"-Itachi
DESCRIBING THE NARUTO CHARACTERS (Some of them, not all) (Made by another person, but in comic form)-
NARUTO- Hyperactive and Colorblind I mean,seriously, what ninja wears ORANGE?!
SASUKE- EMO. That is all. "My brother hates me. I must slit and post the pictures on Myspace."
SAKURA- Obsessive Compulsive. "HAI SASKAY! LIEK OMG SASKAY! SASKAY!"
GAARA- Angsty self-centered brat. "Stop Stealing my breathing space, DAMMIT! DEATHAX NO JUTSU!!"
NEJI- Superiority complex. "You are all NOOBS. Everyone is a NOOB ,but me, Neji. Do not try to defy my divine logic!"
ROCk LEE- No fashion sense...among other things. "Sparkliness of YOUTH! Green Jumpsuit of LOVE! Bowl cut of TRUTH!"
SHIKAMARU- No motivation Whatsoever. "Life is too troublesome. Fourteen hours and counting."
KIBA- Identity Crisis. Believe me Kiba...You're NOT a dog! "SHUT THE HELL UP! DON'T TELL ME WHAT I AM! ARF!"
INO- Tenage-girl Syndrome. "Oh Sasuke-kuuuunnn. Am I PRETTY? You KNOW I am. I even dieted and nearly starved myself to death for you!"
HINATA- No backbone. "Na-Na-Na-Naruto-kun. S-so L-like, how's the...AGH! I CAN'T DO IT! AHDHWIUFPAFG!!" SPLODE
KANKUROU- Lack of Common Sense. Dude...You live in the FRICKEN' DESERT! It's a wonder that full-body black suit doesn't give you heat stroke!
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
Joker - Quotes!
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.
Well, depending on the time, he may in one spot, or several.
Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.
wanna see a magic trick?
You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here. Takes Dent's hand into his own. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you.
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense!"
"Be sincere even if you have to fake it."
"Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier!"
"Happiness is having a clear conscience... or none at all."
"Back Off! Your'e standing in my Aura."
"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
"I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?"
"I did NOT escape - they gave me a day pass!"
"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time."
"Do I look like a fucking people person!?"
"You!... Off my planet!"
"Yeah, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of bitch in the valley!"
"You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person!"
"A mind is a terrible thing not to mess with."
"I'm cruel, nasty, neurotic, paranoid, antisocial, but basically happy."
"Revenge is a dish best served with a side of obsession and a nice tall glass of spite."
"Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary there!"
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over."
"Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine..."
"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."
"Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for."
"I do whatever the little voices tell me to do."
"Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it anyway."
"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people."
"I hear voices and they don’t like you."
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone."
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
"I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep me here."
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
I got these from Kuro Mizu-Kitsune's profile...
Random Quote from Fruit Magnet a X-Men: First Class Fic by LitMech
Erik thought they were freakish demonic abominations and what ever happened to just naked magnets?
"A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "