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Please Save Me by SilverMidnight52 reviews
Freddie is hurting himself. Why is he doing this? Can Spencer save him?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Freddie B., Spencer S. - Complete
Blood Desire by WinterLuvNaruto reviews
Light struggles with his want of a forbidden kind while Kira is causing havoc in the Lycan territory. Will L understand his feelings and solve the murders of his brethren?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,291 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Light Y., L
Birds of a Feather by UpsidedownShortcake reviews
As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,956 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
The Fundamentals of Family by Hari-Aisu reviews
Living day by day may become routine for some, but when you're artist extraordinaire Yagami Raito, it's anything but. Especially when you have 3 kids and a pervert to watch over... Then it's just downhill from there. Sequel to "Discordant Harmony"
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,137 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/8/2008 - L, Light Y.
What Friends Are For by scorpionsatellite reviews
Some Sollux x Karkat smut. Rated M!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
I Hate You, But I Love You by Minosuke Ichigo reviews
Karkat and Dave hate each other. Fated rivals. Sadly, the hate sex is not what Karkat was expecting.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Complete
Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu reviews
What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,301 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Che Sarà, Sarà by Hari-Aisu reviews
One-Shots No. 50 - Certain; Predestined; Inescapable; Unavoidable; Inevitable: Incapable of being prevented or evaded. Excerpt from Chapter: Yes, things had been destined to be a runaround for the both of them from the start. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 78,412 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/2/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Vindico Atrum by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 722,689 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Conference Complications by Preussen reviews
Just the lightest of touches to Canada's knee, and suddenly the entire meeting is completely ruined. Smexings in a broom, ahem, Utility closet. Who could ask for more?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Not Brothers by IlluminatedShadow reviews
It wasn’t normal to wake up, in the middle of the night, sweating and panting with damp boxers with the name of the boy who was raised as his brother. It just wasn’t normal. Hell, he was pretty sure it was wrong. But he couldn't help it. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Between the Black and White by Serria reviews
When L captures Light, he finds himself unwilling to relinquish his kindred spirit to the police, and instead has other plans to make Kira atone for his crimes. But the saga of Shinigami, genius intellect and old memories - BB - has only just begun.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,652 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/3/2007 - L, Light Y.
The Receiver of Pleasure by SaiyukiSucker reviews
Giver, what are you doing?" JonasxGiver I DO NOT OWN THE GIVER IN ANYWAY, SHAPE, OR FORM!
Giver - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Skinwalker by ketamine.methanol reviews
Craig doesn't know what Tweek is anymore. But it's scary as hell. MA for sexual content and language and bloodplay. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Soliloquy by ketamine.methanol reviews
A demon's love is the most violent kind. Rated MA for many many reasons. Dip. Not really meant for the faint of heart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Saucier Than Pasta by S'moreo reviews
“You’re at our mercy now, Potato Bastard.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
I Dream About You by Yuki Matsuda reviews
A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. Male/Male, Germany/Italy with a little Japan on the side ... xD as an advisor you perv, ahaha XD Mostly romantic and sexy with a pinch of humour, and some Pasta, of course! Please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Billy's Question by kirraleadatsme reviews
Billy has a very interesting question for Grim...
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Spurious by FragilePuzzle reviews
L/Mello and onesided Mello/Near. When L comes to visit Wammy's, Mello feels that becoming as close to the detective as possible is the only way to beat Near, and he's willing do to anything to feel loved by his idol. Shota oneshot, dry humping.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2009 - L, Mello - Complete
Feline Fallaciousness by CrystallicSky reviews
How was Jack Spicer, a script editor living in an apartment in New York, to know how much trouble taking in a stray could cause? CHACK
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,512 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
How To Torture Mello by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
Matt finds an interesting book while closet-rummaging. Why,it's an all-purpose guide to bothering Mello! How convenient! Needless to say, hilarity ensues, with Raito, L, and others... Complete after a ridiculous hiatus ! MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,191 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Occupo Iugulum by PrincessIxi reviews
Vampire's don't have fangs for a reason, you know. But Darren's never been one to listen, most of all to his mentor. Slash, Mr CxDarren
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Military Discipline by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Germany decides that Italy needs to do some shaping up, and he knows just how to do that...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Indulgence by TheMillionthMind reviews
Chris runs into Wesker at the residence in the courtyard outside of the mansion. After saving his captain's life, he's pulled into a nearby room and punished for his recklessness. Chris/Wesker slash BEWARE.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
The Apprentice by NINJA-RENKA reviews
CHACK After years of blind hero-worship, Jack Spicer has finally become Chase Young’s evil apprentice. It’s been a year, but his efforts to appease his new master have gone unappreciated . . . and Jack has had just about enough.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Jack, Chase - Complete
iKinky by heart of clay reviews
A series of kinky drabbles between Spencer and Freddie, written while procrastinating on another story. Five drabbles per chapter. Rated M for a reason.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Freddie B., Spencer S.
Kitty Trouble by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
Join Tom and Harry as they go through the pains of pregnancy. Tantrums, weird food, and mysteries ensue. Sequel to Kitty Love. TM/HP MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,898 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Race by FroggyFran reviews
It's yet another contest. 182769 TYL yaoi phonesex masterbation oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
Healing of Mind & Body by LilyHellsing reviews
Sequel. After all these failed attempts to gain MMP back, has Monkey Fist really stolen them for a night of pleasure? In the bed hes tied to, Ron dreams that he & Monty fight using the powers that shouldnt be within him anymore. Better summary inside.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist, Ron S. - Complete
One Long, Sexless Week by Magic Mind reviews
Harry and Draco are getting married. One of them has the bright idea to stop having sex for one week before the wedding. Madness ensues! Harry/Draco. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
Love Letters by Miss Doll reviews
Light discovers L's eloquence; yaoi
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Minor Dilemmas by Mysterious Penname reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Minor Annoyances. Light and L have been living sort of peacefully for a couple of years, when a required visit to a certain orphanage shakes things up again. Poor guys. AU, OOC!Light, Shounen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,255 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
iDrabbles by Fyrerayne reviews
Ten almost drabbles. Some just over, some just under. Five Drake/Josh five Spencer/Freddie. Slash, don't like it go away. Rating T-M
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Spencer S., Freddie B. - Complete
Botany Lessons by DarkBlysse reviews
Ed gasped, shaking a little as he looked into Russell's eyes. Damn him and his kinks... Russel/Ed PWP, Lemon, Tentacles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Russell T., Edward E. - Complete
A Pink Ornament With Eyes by LilyHellsing reviews
Rufus wakes up on Christmas day in his little pine tree house to hear his owner...have a guest over. One-shot.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist, Ron S. - Complete
Saying Sorry Is Hard by Fuzzybuni reviews
Murdoc hurts 2D and has some difficulties apologizing.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2008 - [2D, Murdoc N.] - Complete
Stuck In The Closet by aftercolony reviews
182769 - Kyoya Hibari/Tsuna Sawada/Mukuro Rokudo, sex --- Hibari, Mukuro & Tsuna are trapped in a closet and try their best not to get caught.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Bread and Chocolate by catharticdeficit reviews
Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
After school threesome by aftercolony reviews
182769 - Kyoya Hibari/Tsuna Sawada/Mukuro Rokudo, Sex, biting, spanking, all that good stuff --- Tsuna, gets into some "fun" with Hibari and Mukuro and ends up covered in bites and bruises and damn well enjoys it.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Bloody Business by McFuzzie reviews
Light is bitten on the hand by an insomniatic man he picks up on the street. He later finds that he was given "the mark of the undead," and is expected to fufil his duty as the God of Death. Vampfic LxLight; Rated M for later chapters
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,027 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - L, Light Y.
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5104 - Favs: 4,455 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Revenge Is Best Served With Icing by seventhSINwrath reviews
Light, irritated with L's constant sugar consumption,trips Matsuda while he's bringing L his daily cake—his last cake in the hotel because Watori is sick. And now L plans to take his revenge, with the help of a tube of icing.Yaoi L x Light Twoshot. Lemon
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Patrick Stumph & Pete Wentz Sex Pollen Story by Haley Bays reviews
Just as the title says
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Wildlife Reservation by Meicdon13 reviews
ONESHOT, AU :: While making a delivery through the mostly unexplored Sector 389, Sanzo and Hakkai are captured by strange creatures and placed in captivity. :: Full summary inside. :: Sanzo x Hakkai x Goku
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - G. Sanzo, Hakkai C. - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bully by MT Yami reviews
Butters has been harboring a longtime crush on Cartman. When Kenny finds out and blackmails him, Butters has no choice but to let Kenny have his way with him. But who's the real bully now? Kenny or Cartman? CartmanXButtersSLASHYAOI -SEQUEL: "BAD BOYS"-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,122 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Deprivaton by crematosis reviews
Light won't buy anything sweet for L and he's going to really regret it when L starts picturing Light as a giant banana split. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Distraction by BlanketsarePink reviews
Sasuke is in need of a distraction...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Misa doesn't know by Rei-chan94 reviews
What Misa doesn't know? well she will find out thats a promise! Songfic 'Scotty doesn't know', pairing Light and L, I would like to thank Synonymous Brian for giving my the Idea, rated T for language
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A reason for reviewing by Gtimes3 reviews
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Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Daily Life of Kira by Mysterious Penname reviews
Light has succeeded in becoming Kira, and L is coming along for the ride. Watch as they struggle with awkward meetings, crazy paparazzi, and each other's boundless stupidity. Ah, the toils of ruling the world! AU, OOC-ness, Shounen-Ai, Crack. --ON HIATUS-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - L, Light Y.
Turning 30 by Twicenumbed reviews
Little something for 2D's birthday on the 23rd. He's 30 now, such a big boy. Murdoc/2D
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Published: 5/26/2008 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Brother Dearest by PrincessIxi reviews
Envy has always been a practical joker. Then his jokes go one step to far and his main target- Edward- feels his life is now in danger because of it AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Teaching A New Boy Old Lessons by LilyHellsing reviews
What if Sideshow Bob became Principal of Springfield High School? What would he do when he found out 15 yr old Bart is in trouble AGAIN? A little old school is in order; Spanking. R&R M/M Yaoi. ONE SHOT
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Sideshow Bob, Bart S. - Complete
I'm Full! by Sweetdums reviews
KisaIta. Warnings for smut ending, laters, and the Discovery Channel. The things that happened when he was like this were unpredictable. This time he knew what was coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Technicalities by uchiha.s reviews
AU. Oneshot. L is the creepy intern in the school computer lab, and Raito's computer just broke.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Desperate Rivals by SlightlyPsycho reviews
Light was finally about to get his wish and have L die. But then came lie detectors, mind games, an extra psycho New Kira appears, and wierd love/hate relationships. Warning: LXLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,293 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Angel Food Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Fallen angel Raito is just trying to get something to eat thanks to his newly found human food cravings. Unfortunately, he can’t remember what he likes. L tries to help out, but ends up doing more. LxRaito. Lemon. One-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Matches by TheLustofkilling reviews
I luv Halloween Pig Pig sees a cat in the tree, and Finch and him end up making a deal with Devil Lad to get it out. Later on, they find out that it is a little more then they really want. Warning, the Pov changes throughout the story. Pig PigXFinch
I Luv Halloween - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Twelve days to Doom by Swing-21 reviews
Finished! Every year, Zim and Dib strike a twelve day truce to prepare for the upcoming battle against the evil Santa Costume. ZADR, Not your usual Christmas story.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
I Dare You by Pyroluminescence reviews
Heat. A warm mouth suffocating his thoughts away. Ragged, harsh breathing. He was lost to the goldeneyed divinity. “I dare you to tell me I love you.” [EdwardxRussell, lemon, yaoi, angst, some RussxFletcher hints]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Russell T., Edward E. - Complete
Foiled Phonesex by LumCheng reviews
[Matt Mello] Why is their number mistaken for a phonesex hotline?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Stalking by Red Lioness reviews
Chack! Chase decides to show his playful side to Jack.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Chase, Jack - Complete
A Long Awaited Sentiment by nahimana reviews
When Harry Potter disappears on the Hogwarts Express, why is it that only Snape knows where he is? And when Snape says they were close, just how close does he really mean? SnapeHarry. Timetravel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,271 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Is there a doctor in the house? by Wynja reviews
Slade REALLY regrets doing something. SladeRobin PARODY. Some mentioning of slash, so rated M to be sure. Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Lessons in Fooling Your Heart by Moonchild10 reviews
2D receives a lesson in the complex art of kissing.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
His Schoolboy Crush by Kipli reviews
CoxJD: Cox's interest becomes clear to JD once he pieces together why Cox always teases him.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Sick by Chibi-Kawaii-Koneko reviews
After complete exhaustion, Raito gets a fever. Since he is chained to the boy, Ryuuzaki feels it is his duty to get Raito better quickly in his…own way. RyuuzakiXRaito. new chapter
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,429 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Intoxicating by Hosh reviews
NOT WORK SAFE. Sasuke is summoned to Orochimaru's chamber after training. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Out for an Airing by Red Lioness reviews
Chack! Chase decides to take Jack out on a date, but the Prince of Darkness looks at dinner and dancing a little differently than most people.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Sounds of Silence by facelesscreator reviews
Around 10 years in the future, Maggie still doesn't talk, but she does think quite a bit.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Dialog ItachiSasuke by Saki K reviews
A short convo between ItachiSasuke, can you guess what they're talking about? R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Mist by Reigning Fyre reviews
Sokka is taken prisoner on a Firebender raid, and then brought to Zuko's prisoner hold. How will Sokka survive, how will Zuko survive the loud mouthed side kick? COMPLETE
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,658 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Robin's Aching Back by poxmaker reviews
It's breakfast time at Titan's Tower. But what's wrong with Robin's back? And why can't Cyborg seem to ever enjoy his waffles? SLASH [RobinxBeastboy] ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Believe by Maiden of the Moon reviews
You told me to believe in myself, mom... in whatever I thought was true, no matter what anyone else said. ...And I chose to believe in Zim. [ZADR, for thedarklordkeisha]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Roses are Red by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The Tallest command that Zim end his relationship with Dib... permanently. [ZADR For quietlife00]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Homemade Tuna by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Gir makes Zim a present. [No, it's not really tuna.] ZimxGir fluff.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Fly in a Web by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Like a fly in a web... complete with a weak, useless resistance. He was already doomed: doomed to be killed. To be consumed. To be savored, enjoyed. [ZxD flavored, OneShot ficlet]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Untitled by Homeboy 101 reviews
My name is Dustin...
Margaret Peterson Haddix - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2005
Disgusting by Reigning Fyre reviews
It's disgusting this HUMAN filth. Their adults beat their smeets. I find this world horriable, and not even WORTHY of my conquest. The only one worth living is my enemy. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Leaking by Reigning Fyre reviews
It's okay to leak sometimes. You're allowed to have feelings too.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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