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Joined 05-28-08, id: 1589083, Profile Updated: 06-14-09
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Supernatural.

Hello, peeps, I'm not gonna tell you my name because it is written already on this page. Right there. I know you're literate! (Either that or your feelings aren't hurt by my comments anyway, cuz, um yeah. Written.)

I do lots of things! Today, I just got back home from a track meet, where I only placed once...but hey, better than not at all! I sing in show choir, jazz choir, church choir, my school's choir, and I play the baritone in band. I have played basketball, volleyball, softball, and currently am in track and field. I am an active FBLA member and officer, write for the school newspaper, and participate in one act plays, musicals, the speech team, cheerleading, and a thousand other things...

I GOT MY FIRST FLAME!! I'm so excited! It probably would have made me even happier if the insults weren't quite so ridiculous, but...

I liked the bit about how my spelling apparently sucks. It made me giggle. If nothing else, I am actually a bit of a nerd when it comes to grammar. I'm not always correct, of course, but I'm nothing to whine about. I uphold my honor as a former spelling bee champ pretty seriously. I wonder if they even read my story, or if they just type that spiel about "Your grammer sucks, your plot sucks, your spelling sucks..." into every story they open. I especially appreciated that the coward who couldn't sign in wrote his or her review with terrible grammar. Whatever!

And the Good Algebra Teacher did spake and give council unto his people, saying, "Do what thou wilt unto one side of the equation, but remembering also that one must also do unto the other side of the equation." And there was thusly much rejoicing among the Junior class, and they feasted on carrot sticks, and much celery, and breakfast cereals and rabbits.

"He's not a dead parrot, he's just pining for the fijords!"

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Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11047 - Favs: 7,140 - Follows: 6,413 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Sisters in Law by Tinn Tam reviews
One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
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Curiosity reviews
Some traits prove to be inheritable, like a drive to go where one shouldn't and learn things one need not know. Curiosity. It killed the cat, and might have killed her too. Possible One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009
Click reviews
Something goes bump in the night in a hotel room far from anyplace called home. One shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
Rated for Akutsuki potty mouths and relatively minor ninja buttkicking. Konoha has perhaps reached the end of its golden age. One of the usual suspects stars in this story, but I'm afraid that who it is won't be told just yet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Published: 4/30/2009
Misadventures of an unintelligent variety reviews
Naruto is assigned to a completely different team from the beginning, but it wasn't his idea. Tsunade might just accomplish one of her biggest ambitions...and who cares about the consequences? Not Shizune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune
If you were Hermione Granger, you'd be insane too
Rated teen for not entirely nice concepts. Hermione is a complete and total nutcase. Crackfic! May be one-shot, may not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008
New Spells
Bellatrix Lestrange and Hermione Granger have a fateful encounter. T for slight language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
A series of mini-bites from the chocolate pie of the trio's day-to-day lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,322 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008
Cute Pretty Chipmunk? reviews
James gets himself into an uncomfortable and vaguely embarrassing situation, and ends up ruining the morning of various prefects all over the school. So much for Saturday, and it isn't even eight yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
You're gonna miss the girl reviews
Michael is a nervous guy lately. See, there's this girl he likes, but he's scared she might not like him that way. On the other hand, he is terrified of losing his chance at her. Could this possibly end well for a poor, lovesick guy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Michael C., Ginny W. - Complete
Wrackspurts reviews
Ginny was momma's little girl. And that wasn't about to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The secret agent
Ginny was shocked. Surprised, even. "I think he's crazy".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Ginny W.