Malifique
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Joined 05-29-08, id: 1589396, Profile Updated: 11-18-10
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Inception.

Dear readers: here be gay sex, violence, and things my weird brain find hilarious. If that's not your cup of tea then move on, but I will love it if you stay, just for a little while.

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House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4619 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Lust, Love and Everything in Between by Aleia15 reviews
And old tradition brings them together, it's up to them to stay that way. If they want to. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,089 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Fine Line Between by sarcastic.shinobi reviews
When Kakashi and Iruka are taken as prisoners, they must depend on each other in order to survive. With their weakened states, if the prison doesn’t kill them, the journey home might... Rated for theme violence, non-graphic noncon. Eventual KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,073 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
There's No Success Like Failure by AngieWhite reviews
Kakashi fails his mission and Iruka gets a strange report. A KakaIru story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tuesday, the Washing by desolate butterfly reviews
[Akatsuki crack, HidanKakuzu, gen] Even evil villains have to do their laundry sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eight Gates by Pointed Teeth reviews
It's the last war and Kakashi is about to do something very stupid. Hints of KakaIru if you squint
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
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Kill Fried Chicken reviews
Arthur is forced to go undercover in a fast food restaurant. A story about polyestery uniforms, hair nets, and the team making Arthur's life hell.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur - Complete
Research reviews
Eames spends too much time on the internet, then broadens Arthur's sexual horizons. Warning: Sounding. Written for the Inception kink meme.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Quid Pro Quo reviews
Revenge is best served chilled, with a little paper umbrella on top. Kakashi makes the best of a bad situation. CRACK YEAH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Yamato, Kakashi H. - Complete
Must Like Dogs reviews
The ninken have noticed some drastic changes in Kakashi's demeanor. He's been pleasant and actually smiling lately. It's horrifying. Utterly cracky.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Confessions of a Horticulturist reviews
Iruka likes to garden, and it's up to Tenzou to break the news to Kakashi. Crack!drabble. OT3 love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Yamato, Iruka U. - Complete
A Hard Lesson to Learn reviews
Tenzou is a slow learner, but he gets some help from two experienced teachers. Tenzou/Iruka/Kakashi, utterly shameless threesome porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Atonement reviews
Kakashi is a puzzle. Tenzou and Iruka are left to pick up the pieces. Written for the Naruto kink meme.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Iruka U., Yamato - Complete
Burn, Don't Freeze reviews
Summer storms, confessions, sex in a bathtub. Kakashi is a pushy bottom and Iruka is completely defenseless.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Body Heat, or the ANBU's guide to report writing reviews
Stuck out in the cold, Tenzou finds an innovative way of conserving heat with his senpai. Tenzou/Kakashi, sardonic porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete