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Joined 05-29-08, id: 1589539, Profile Updated: 06-06-08
Author has written 3 stories for Bible, and Harry Potter.

The name's Lozzy :) But you may call me, Merluza. In case you didn't know, Merluza is Spanish for 'Hake' and I think they are both funny words. 'Tis pronounced 'Merluther'.

I am the author of 'HARRY PoTTeR and The Proverbial Glass' which is shown on Eloisa Skywalker's account. That story was popular with some, hated by others. But I say there's no harm in having a sense of humour, no matter how random.

If you have read that story and enjoyed it then once again I am here to spread the many joys of randomness thus writing more stories. If you are fortunate enough to have just stumbled upon my account then Welcome!

May my tales reward you with many a laugh and a Happy New Year to all! :D

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Harry PoTTeR and The Recurring Dream reviews
Can you defy the power of the magic spatula? One boy's struggle to get a good night's sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Whatever happened to the Proverbial Hifi? reviews
Those of you who have read 'Harry PoTTeR and The Proverbial Glass' will know of the Proverbial Hi-Fi. This is the story of his struggle to take refuge on the Proverbial Cliff. At first there is no mention of Harry Potter himself but be patient....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Wise Men And Waffles reviews
This is not meant to offend anyone. Take it lightheartedly : It is the birth of Jesus with a futuristic view including a helicopter, a bottle opener and Waffles.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008