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Joined 05-29-08, id: 1589652, Profile Updated: 02-19-09
Author has written 7 stories for Hannah Montana, and Wizards of Waverly Place.

...for a complicated girl, she ain't that hard to figure out.

I'm Esmee.
I'm 17.
I have a kid.
Yes, the condom broke.

I've done some living.
I know how it feels to be riding a drop of rain.
I don't make mistakes. I make choices.
I'm simple, and I worship God.
I live and breathe for myself.
I don't care what you think, or how you act.
If I like you, we'll become friends.

"Believe-it-or-not" facts:

I used to ship Nelena. Eew.
Team Niley, all the way.

I used to hate twilight.
I thought it was overrated and only for emo's.

My New Years resolution is to screw Rob Pattinson.
Hehe, self explanatory. (If I can get over my biting fetish)

Team Edward.
Because Jacob doesn't sparkle.

I love writing my stories in italics.
It gives them flare and originality.

I can sit up until five in the morning watching shows from the 50s.
Happy Days (but thats from the 70s), I love Lucy, Leave it to Beaver, etc.

I can actually sing well.
I don't just put myself on a disney show and think I can sing.

I play Jasmine in my school's upcoming play Aladdin.
Yes, I can act as well.

I've had a secret crush on Aladdin since I was ten years old.
He's the most gorgeous cartoon ever drawn.

I still love watching Blue's Clues.
Even though I'm seventeen.

I never truly flame a story.
Unless I hate it...alot.

At school, I'm known as a vampire.
My friends call me Esmee Cullen.

Stories in progress:

A Walk To Remember – Self explanatory. Lilly/Nick. (maybe some Lilly/Joe in future chapters)

Our Only Desperation - Pregnancy story. Harper/Justin.

Parental Control - Based on the MTV hit. Miley/OC (in chapter one) Lilly/Oliver (in chapter two)

Ice Cold - Oliver teaches Lilly how to ice skate. Lilly/Oliver. (complete)

You know what I hate? How people seem to think Rob Pattinson crawled out of a whole somewhere. It's called GOBLET OF FIRE, people. Watch it :)

I absolutely adore the harry potter series. So dont be surprised if I start rambling about it in one of my stories.

I tend to make my characters obsess over small things. Like Lilly was obsessed with Twilight in Ice Cold, Harper is obsessed with Harry Potter in OOD, Caelie's obsessed with Jesse McCartney in Everywhere To Me (story on another account), and Alex is obsessed with Rob Pattinson in OOD.

Take precautions while reading my stories. Expect random things, romance quickly interupted by drama, angst turned into a tearjerker, and get ready to hang off those cliffs.


Sarahbella413- "Can you make a loliver fic, but make it like twilight? Where Oliver's a vampire or something? That would be really cool and alot of people would read it."
Me - Hm, I actually thought about that. Maybe soon!

Q- What does FAQ stand for?
A- Frequently Asked Questions.

Q- What's your name?
A- Esmee Cullen.

Q- How old are you?
A- Seventeen.

Q- How long have you been seventeen?
A- A while. ;)

Q- What program do you use for your stories?
A- OpenOffice 5.0

Q- We see you online at like, all hours of the night. Do you sleep?
A- I'm a vampire. We don't sleep.

Q- Do you make videos?
A- I do :) You can watch them at

Q- How long have you been writing?
A- Since first grade. :)

Q- I flamed your story. Shouldn't you be crying?
A- ...Noo?

Q- You seem mean.

Q- Can you write a story about Nick and Selena falling in love?
A- I don't write Nelena anymore. Sorry. D:

Q- Wanna be friends?
A- Of course! Hit me up.


First part of the story: (ignore the "Katrina Kelso" sig. That's my old roleplay name, and I used it to tag the photo)

Second part of the story:


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This Is Morgan by UntitledGirl reviews
Morgan had a small part on the show, but in my story she is the main character. "This Is Morgan" is a story about Morgan Matthews and her crush on her big brother's best friend Shawn Hunter. In fewer words we can call this a Morgan/Shawn fiction.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Morgan M., Shawn H. - Complete
Am I a Monster? by kikigirl101 reviews
Growing up Lilly notices that she's not getting as much attention from the guys as Miley. So she asks her best friend Oliver " Am I ugly?" Now, that's a hard question to answer; but how does he answer her without telling her her that he loves her?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
But Baby it's Cold Outside by 783c9v3s reviews
Jackie and Hyde are together, but it's a secret. What happens when they get caught and have to explain everything from the beginning.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,209 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Steven H., Jackie B.
Mamma Mia! That 70s Show style by reviews
Jackie is in Hawaii for Eric and Donna's wedding. With three of her former lovers set to arrive, can the soulful sounds of ABBA get her through the weekend? Most importantly, who will her heart choose?
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,187 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Oh, Oliver Sessions by SassyTrish reviews
She let his name slip at the wrong moment.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
Fix This by TheseWords-MyDiary reviews
Post Season 7 Finale/Beginning of Season 8. What if Jackie had an "issue" that could change everything? Would Hyde regret his Vegas actions? Would he try to win Jackie back? ...maybe even help her? READ PLEASE! J/H ZENFIC
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,441 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Jackie B., Steven H.
The Road to Redemption by Hyde's Bride reviews
In season 8. Jackie leaves the group because of Hyde and Donna's behavior. Eric comes back early to find how things have changed. When he forms a new bond with Jackie, will it force Hyde and Donna to fight for them? Or will they lose their loves forever?
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,598 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
As Told From the Heart by Central Perk Gal reviews
Chapter 7 FINALLY uploaded! A novel-length story retelling the events of the movie, focusing on Danny and Evelyn and their love story. My personal director's cut of Pearl Harbor, if you will. Please, please, PLEASE read and review, review, review.
Pearl Harbor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,530 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
If I didn't have you by StudMuffin-007 reviews
Selena moved away before she could tell Nick. Now he's a singer and guitar player in a famous band called The Jonas Brothers. One day, they meet again.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008
Wasted by AmberAmethyst reviews
Tess Tyler is having her world taken away from her. Will she be able to handle it? Shess, dark.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Anything For You: A Jonas Brothers Fanfiction by lalalalalax3 reviews
Mary began to clench her books tightly as she stumbled through the crowded halls of East Northumberland High. She picked up her head slightly as she heard the familiar deep voice of her biggest temptation. His name… Joe Jonas. Some Niley.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
Kimmi's Double Secret by authorette22 reviews
Kimmi's life is so bad, it couldn't possible get any worse. Rated M for sexual content.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Tommy P., Kimi F.
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You Promised reviews
One timeless summer night lead to a mistake. They were young & scared. Oliver took off without telling a soul. Sixteen years later, he returns to his hometown to find that he has a daughter, Lori. Can Lilly accept him back into their lives? Things change.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III
Such An Angelic Tragedy reviews
I’m Lilly. Most people call me a slut. I can’t deny that, but hey. You grow up quick when you grow up poor. I just met this guy, right? And he’s the only one that can save me from myself. AU. Lilly/Oliver. Rating for later chapters.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III
Are You Nervous? reviews
Oliver & Lilly play an innocent game that leads to something a little more PG-13. Oliver/Lilly Oneshot :D
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
Our Only Desperation reviews
“We weren’t really friends, and we certainly weren’t lovers. One thing we were? ...Parents.” Harper/Justin.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,154 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Justin R., Harper
Ice Cold reviews
Oliver teaches Lilly how to ice skate.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
Parental Control reviews
Meet Miley. She’s going out with Jake Ryan. Miley acts like Jake hung the moon. But her parents Robbie and Heather think otherwise. Now, they’re taking control by hand-picking two guys they think is right for their daughter to go on two blind dates.JMHRLL
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2008
A Walk To Remember reviews
Based on the movie. Strong language. Drug Abuse. Nick Jonas was going nowhere fast. There was only one person who could save him from himself. And she hated him. Nick/Lilly.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008