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GUESS WHAT!? RACISIM SUCKS!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Solace by rootlessdream reviews
New horrors reveal themselves and Max begins to realize the end could be near for the Flock. What will she decide when the Voice asks her to do the unthinkable? Set after MR4. Fang/Max. Action/Adventure/Romance/Suspense. Extended Summary Inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,988 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Max, Fang
The Crazy Things we do for Love by redroseinsanity reviews
Max has to destroy Itex's last branch. Along the way, Max and Fang do a whole bunch of crazy stuff for love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,378 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Hold Me Close by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
FAXNESS Need I say more? After Max discovers that Fang is the cure to her nightmares, a mysterious man appears, claiming to be Fang's father. Could Max lose Fang forever? Before she has even sorted out her feelings? Or is love waiting for her?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Future! by ditchedbyruby reviews
When Nudge develops a power to see the future, and The Jebster creates a machine where everyone else can see what she does, what will the flock think of their own FUTURES! Rated T just in case. I'm super excited!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009
Changes by imissbuffy reviews
Something to take our minds off of the fact that The Reckoning doesn't come out until May, 2010. Romance with Derek and Chloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,959 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
MR 5: End Game Wanna Play? by mfingatfan reviews
Author's Note again... READ, READ, READ! Need some direction on the sequel that you have been waiting for. Oh - and if you haven't read the story, READ that too! Flock battles baddies - lots of action, adventure, humor, romance FAX - you'd like!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 136 - Words: 106,536 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete