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Joined 05-30-08, id: 1590248, Profile Updated: 03-31-16
Author has written 18 stories for xxxHOLiC, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, How I Met Your Mother, Avengers, Supernatural, One Piece, and Inception.

if you read my recent fics here, they're also on my ao3, @donutsandcoffee. please do leave a kudo and/or comment there instead of here and thanks for reading! find me there mostly for spn, achievement hunter/roosterteeth rpf, and lately, straight back into one piece hell. my twelve-year-old self would be proud of that

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Somewhat of a Turn on by psycho chibbi reviews
While suffering from being on a ship full of freaks, Law finds Sanji's intriguing company the only saving grace. Yaoi. Language. Graphic and disturbing content in future chapters.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,946 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 9/6/2013 - T. Law, Sanji
Fix Me by LunaStories reviews
A story of despair, loss, and healing. An alternate scenario in which Sanji is the one who takes the damage from Kuma, rather than Zoro. Thriller Bark Arc. Warnings: Zoro/Sanji, Character Death, angst
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2014 - [Sanji, Zoro] Straw Hats P. - Complete
The Law of Conservation of Energy by peroxidepest17 reviews
The law of conservation of energy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed from one state into another. And what is grace, if not energy?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,257 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Wrong Way to Die by Alex Kade reviews
Tony and Clint are trapped, and one of them may not make it out alive...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Telephone by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Those Who Can't by ArixaBell reviews
To make some extra money for their countries, the nations take on a gig as teachers at an American high school. Written for TheFlyingPotato64, Second Chance's 100th reviewer. USUK mentioned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/30/2010 - America - Complete
Maybe I Need You by mellish reviews
It's deceptively familiar, but this is not the Ikebukuro he knows. Shizuo dies. Izaya deals with it the way only he can. Izaya-centric, ensemble piece. Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
From America with Love by last letter reviews
Dear Russia, you suck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - America, Russia
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Cold Wars by peroxidepest17 reviews
America and Russia fight and make up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/11/2009 - America, Russia
love is by Kalachuchi reviews
By the time Kyoya realizes he has fallen for her, it is too late for him to do anything. A love story in 20 scenes. KyoHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Good Afternoon, Mister Adams by Gemini Star01 reviews
Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Never Gone by peroxidepest17 reviews
Even when the mind forgets the body remembers.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 304 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Candyman by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Oneshot. Minor SasuSaku. Who in their right mind would ever choose Shikamaru over him? It just didn't make any sense to poor, abandoned Sasuke. Either way, something had to be done. Something drastic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Visible by Mikkeneko reviews
Roy has gone to a lot of trouble to get himself noticed for his next promotion. But the kind of attention Ed has drawn on him isn't quite what he had in mind...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Invincible by Makeste reviews
It's the mafia. At some point or another, there HAS to be a car chase. YamaGoku/8059 gen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2008 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Erudition by Keiraun reviews
His life was changing. He didn't expect to change hers. KyouyaHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,433 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Invisible by Kuron reviews
Some of the most important things in life are invisible. KyouyaxHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,963 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Are You Nobody, Too? by Mercurial Phoenix reviews
There's two of us...don't tell! They'd laugh at us, you know. In short: Watanuki has an extremely surreal day. Title and quote taken from Emily Dickinson's poem
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Wordplay by WikketKrikket reviews
Also for my good friend Scooby2408, a drabble in which Kyouya and Haruhi have a war of words. Only question is will he be able to tell her what's really important? Author name changed from Waffles4eva
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Idiot Romance by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
-"This has to be a joke," Sanji muttered, poking at the colored petals. Zoro couldn't have just given him flowers. ZxS. Complete
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Campaign Secrets by Selena reviews
Want to know the truth about the Petrelli campaign? One intern reveals all.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Nathan P., Peter P. - Complete
To Conquer or to Fall by Dailenna reviews
What if FMA is all a metaphor for something else? Here I have an abstract look at the battles or encounters with the sins. One chapter for each opponent. [Royai in parts, LingFan in others]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Riza H., Madame Christmas - Complete
Speckled by Muttsuri reviews
When he sees the two together, he looks away, reminding himself that he’s their friend. Watanuki finds out that it’s alright to leave the floor undusted. DoumekixWatanuki.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2007 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
One Big Happy by AJ Rayne reviews
A series of vignettes about the Otori siblings. In no particular order.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Kyōya O.
Superfriends by Alien Explosion reviews
[one shot] Bennet, Matt, and Ted on the road to New York City. Getting there’s half the fun. Set after “.07”
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Yearning Heart by PsychicDreams reviews
The older of the twin sisters asks Watanuki out for a date, but receives a shocking reply.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
New Bloodlines by ArminaSkitty reviews
When your friends are dying in front of you and you're too damn weak to do anything about it frustration and fear can make things happen, like revealing Bloodlimit powers you never had before. You're special, all you wanted was to be a normal Nara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,573 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Shikamaru N.
Burlesque Giocoso by Fainn reviews
Just when everything's going right, Kyoya gets a fiance! Tamaki's dying, Haruhi's therapeutic, the twins don't care and MoriHunny are behind the curtains. Crack!Fic Shounen Ai Warning: MomDad with hints of twincest and MoriHunny...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,220 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
101 Ways To Seduce Doumeki Shizuka by PsychicDreams reviews
Written with a friend of mine: Watanuki is perfectly aware of how he feels and exactly what he wants. But getting a certain stoic, and obviously as dense as bricks, Doumeki Shizuka to know about them is the hard part.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,777 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Thirteen Steps To Understanding Something You Cant by triffickie reviews
Where we learn something and more about Marla Singer. [Marla&Tyler&Narrator, a mix of book & film canon.]
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
To Die Laughing by LaRohaZeta reviews
One average day in sixth year, the Marauders made a pact that they would leave the world with a smile on their faces. See how they keep their promises, even when they can no longer hold on to life. Shorty, 5 Ch. R&R, Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
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one for the money, two for the show reviews
The sign, standing unassuming outside the Grand Line Coffee Shop in a handwriting Sanji recognizes as Usopp's, says, TODAY YOUR BARISTA IS: 1. Hella fucking gay. 2. Desperately single. FOR YOUR DRINK TODAY I'D RECOMMEND: You give me your number.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27 - [Zoro, Sanji] Nami, Usopp - Complete
Prison Blues reviews
Zoro gets lost, Sanji gets captured by the marines, the Strawhats break into the ship's prison, and they all escape with a bang. Not exactly in that order, much to the confusion of Sanji's cellmate.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16 - [Zoro, Sanji] Straw Hats P. - Complete
The Not-So-Romantic Tale of the Swordsman and The Cook reviews
Sanji loves Zoro. Zoro loves Sanji. They are also, somehow, obliviously, infuriatingly, in an unrequited love with each other. Usopp thinks he can do something about it. He really should have had more self-preservation instinct than that. Usopp's POV
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16 - [Zoro, Sanji] Usopp - Complete
lights, camera, action reviews
If Dean's life were a movie, it would be one of those cheap, bait-and-switch movies, ones that look like they have this one genre, but when you get around to watch it, it turns out to be something completely different. Dean's life right now would totally look like a romantic comedy. [Dean x Castiel] / x-posted on ao3
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
360 reviews
Clint and Tony's relationship from all perspectives; a collection of ficlets. [Clint x Tony] / x-posted on ao3
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Close Encounters (of the Personification of Nations Kind) reviews
Ten times the Avengers encountered Alfred F. Jones and his friends. [Brovengers, very slight hints of RussAme and USUK] / x-posted on ao3
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/30/2012 - America, Russia, Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
i wonder how the world sees us reviews
This is how everyone else will see it: Clint and Tony don't so much happen as other people don't happen. Or, Clint and Tony, as friends, as best friends, as warriors, as lovers- and, most importantly, as themselves, even in the eyes of others . [Clint x Tony], Outsiders' POV / x-posted on ao3
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Passive Aggressive reviews
Hetalia/Inception. It was 6 months after the Fischer Job - after inception - when the team took the Jones Job, and 8 months when they took the Braginski Job. Arthur thinks this is one hell of a job. Slight Arthur x Eames, Russia x America
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - America, Arthur
Borrow, Read, Return reviews
AU. In which Robin is a librarian and Barney is the patron... who always hits on girl, has the highest fine in history and weirdest combination of books borrowed. A loud love story in a quiet library. Barney x Robin. 2 of HIMYM AU series 'Ten'.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Robin S., Barney S.
Unsolicited Advice reviews
When going for a trip to America, Haruhi met a unique blue-eyed teen by the name of Alfred. But there was more about him that she didn't know yet; for a start, Kyouya knew him… /America x Haruhi x Kyouya. Slight USUK and Host Club x Haruhi./
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Haruhi F., America
Answering Machine reviews
"Hello, you've reached the Stinson-Scherbatsky household, we can't make it to the phone right now…"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Everybody's Eyes reviews
As everyone starts to be true with their feelings, Doumeki unexpectedly becomes the center of attention and affection... /Everyone x Doumeki, a.k.a Doumeki-Harem. WataxDou, HimaxDou, YuukoxDou among others. Read at your own risk./
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/1/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
How I Met Your Father reviews
It's 2030 and Alfred is telling his kids how he met their father. Wrongly-remembered and slightly-altered past stories ensue. A not really University AU, Alfred X Everyone, Gilbert x Everyone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2011 - America, England/Britain
Not A Love Story reviews
Luke Mosby knows everyone in Dad's stories-Uncle Marshall, Aunt Robin, even Wendy the Waitress-but not the way his Dad knows them. Alternate Interpretation.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Son, Ted M. - Complete
The Break Up Service reviews
AU. In which Barney Stinson runs a 'No Sad, Big Smile' Break Up Service and loses hope for love forever. Then he meets a bartender-Robin, and a couple-Marshall and Lily. Barney x Robin. 1 of HIMYM AU Series 'Ten'.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Barney S., Robin S.
Espionage reviews
AU. No one knows him except his code name "America", but Ivan finds him irritating that he keeps calling him "Russia" during their missions. He's an American spy, damn it. Russia x America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Russia, America
Nama Saya Indonesia, Salam Kenal, Bos! reviews
Meskipun Indonesia cuma punya 6 bos, jangan salah, dia sudah punya banyak pengalaman-pengalaman dengan bos-bosnya… Indonesia, Presiden-Presiden . HUMOR dan PARODY, bukan untuk dianggap serius!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Light and Shadow reviews
AU, Kingdom Hearts version. Oneshot. "The closer you gets to the light, the greater your shadow becomes."
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2008 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete