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Joined 05-30-08, id: 1590510, Profile Updated: 05-30-08

Here we go, so my name is Lealie.

I tend to get very obsessed with a fandom for a very short amount of time and then completely lose interest, so my continued obsession with ACROSS THE UNIVERSE caught me off guard.

I love that movie.

Characters and opinions:

Jude: Alright, to begin with, he's British, which we all know means he has a sexy accent. And second of all, he sketches and paints, which is something that almost all of us women have a weakness for. And he has the voice of an angel, something that wins him a lot of points with me.

Favorite line: My god, you... you have perfect teeth! (yep, he's in love.)

Max: How can you not fall in love with him? I'm just attracted to the funny guys. And when his hair all shaggy and in his face, he looks like such a sexpot. Sexxxxxxyyyyy. And his voice is all raspy and stuff, something that makes me all weak in the knees.

Favorite line: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung. (Geez, Uncle Sam'll take anybody.)

Prudence: She seems to be a really over looked character.

Favorite line: Tell them you want to RAPE and PILLAGE all the little girls who look like me. (Haha, I love it, she has no problem saying something shocking.)

Lucy: Not my favorite character, she just shares some of the same ideas as me, and I respect that. And okay, it could have something to do with the fact that I think Max and Jude are way better together, but still.

Favorite line: Maybe when bombs start going off here, people will listen! (I wish I'd come up with that line myself.)

Sadie: She's just the type of woman that you want to hang with.

Favorite line: Oh darling, if you leave me, I'll never make it alone (She speaks the truth)

JoJo: He sang "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" . . . and he's got the 'fro. And you can't say no to the 'fro.

Favorite line: You can burn that paper man, but you still gotta show. (He also speaks the truth.)

Dr. Robert: He's a navigator, an aviator, eatin' taters and masturbatin' alligators. Don't you forget it.


Jude/Lucy: Not my favorite pairing, but they are canon. And there's no denying that they make a good pair. They both got a little off track, but they were pretty much destined. I like that the movie didn't portray them as being perfect. A realistic love. (Well, kind of.)

Sadie/JoJo: Seriously, they're the most kickass, interesting pairing. I don't know why. xD I think it's because they're like Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix without the whole dying too young concept. (SoJo for life!)

Max/Jude: My OTP, I seen it the first time I watched the movie, (I don't see how anybody could miss it) and it's so obvious that the two of them just fit together perfectly!

Okay, I have an obsession with movie trivia. Some of my favorite ATU facts:

Salma Hayek specifically requested to appear in the film. When director Julie Taymor mentioned the role of the Bang Bang Shoot Shoot Nurse, Hayek replied, "Just ONE of the nurses, Julie?"

Cafe Huh? is a reference to Cafe Wha?, originally in Greenwich Village.

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What A Socialite Wants by SakuyaMikafan reviews
For some odd reason, i was intrigued by clarissa! So this little ficet is dedicated to her!
What A Girl Wants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Because You Are So Dear by Wilting Rose 08 reviews
Not so one-shot anymore, kind of surprise ending. Harry's phone goes off in the middle of an Order meeting. Who is it, and who would inspire a love song as their ring tone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,355 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Gift by Gaslight reviews
Eudorus discovers he has a chance at redemption for a past crime. Eudorus & OC. Other characters: Odysseus, Agamemnon, Patroclus, Achilles.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,903 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Eudorus - Complete
LS: 'How I Spent My Christmas Vacation' by Kala Lane-Kent reviews
LS Richana. Anyone ever wonder what happened during those days over Christmas that Richard White and Lana Lang spent in the Bahamas while the Lanes and the Kents were back in Metropolis? Via demand. Multi-chapter.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Richard W.
So Real In The Dark by See Them Llamas Run reviews
John has good reason to be who he is. Angst!
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Dancing Lesson by Rayndrop reviews
He has been dancing since he was a boy... so why should the familiar steps come so difficult tonight? Shorty oneshot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
See How the Other Half Lived by TakeMeOrLeaveMe2010 reviews
Max wasn't the only one in the Carrigan family who faced the hardships of war. Pre-ATU to DuringATU. Slightly AU at the end, but not really. -oneshot-
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Scarf Stalking by tessaless reviews
Age eight: Blair shops. Chuck stalks. Together they transcend fashion.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
This Lowly Solider by Twirl reviews
In the future, a lowly solider of no importance saves the life of the most important man alive, John Connor. John Connor, the one the girls called dashing, the boys called brave. John Connor, the hope for mankind. The only hope. ONE SHOT
Terminator - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
This is the Life by Suit of Storms reviews
It's all too easy to adjust to life at the Warbucks mansion. If only it could last forever.
Annie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Five Times He Thought it Was Over by fnl reviews
Five times he thought he'd never see her again. Five times she proved him wrong.
Bend it Like Beckham - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
10 Things I Miss About You! by Nicole Lane reviews
This story is about Kat after she leaves her friends, family, and boyfriend behind to go off to college. Kat is given an assignment by Mr. Riley her Composition 101 teacher that makes her life at college much harder!
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2008
My Shadow by MikileyLover reviews
You're my weakness babe, but you give me strength. I need you like the blood in my veins... Mikiley.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2008
Ding Dongs Are Good by the.great.idiot-21 reviews
-oneshot Liley fluff- She took the Ding dong she was holding and shoved it in my mouth. I distinctively shut my eyes as she began smearing it onto my face as well.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Jesse & Frank's Sister by BobWhite reviews
Kidnapped by the Lakota's, she makes her way home twenty yeas later. Will they except her into their lives? R&R 2 find out more!
American Outlaws - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2008
A Viking's Release by Mrs.Phineas Bogg reviews
A short fic inspired from the 1983 film "Bad Boys." It's the few moments up to the release of Viking Lofgren. Viking was once the baddest bully of Juvenile prison, now humbled, he's ready to turn over a new leaf & start a new chapter in his life.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Harry for Cynics by it's a riot reviews
One shot. A very short read. Harry is approaching this whole, my life as a hero thing quite realistically. And sarcastically. This is my life... and people want to READ about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
In the Field by Markos reviews
Way things didn't happen. Writing exercise became story about archetypes.
Behind Enemy Lines - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete