GodOfWurstwasser
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Joined 05-30-08, id: 1590580, Profile Updated: 07-20-09
Author has written 11 stories for Mario, Bomberman, Doom, X-overs, and Harry Potter.

Wow, haven't been here for a while... Roughly a year I guess.

I remember that I intended this to be a mere trolling account and got bored when I realised I was writing real fanfiction. Or at least something resembling real fanfiction. Also I got bored with this persona. Went kind of over the top with the bullshit.

But hey, maybe I'll even write some stuff again. If it's turning out to be fun, I have to admit that going into "fucking crazy"-mode while writing the bizarre stuff felt nice.

Also - some people seem to have thought my stories are readworthy, so why not.

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Hypothetically by Perfectly Maple reviews
Squidward/SpongeBob monologue. Squidward poses an intiguing theory to SpongeBob. Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
Mario's PDA by Walkazo reviews
Sequel to "Mario's Diary". Bowser and Kammy get more than they bargained for when they break into Mario's house with the intention of reading his calendar.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Bowser, Kammy Koopa - Complete
Mario's Diary by Walkazo reviews
After having his diary read so many times, Luigi decides to get some revenge on his brother.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Luigi, Mario - Complete
Black Crisis With Master Chief by Peter Chimaera reviews
My first Halo fanfic.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
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Your Mortal reviews
Well basically a black metal guy falls in love with Dragon Bonfire but then it turns out that he is in love with Harry, and the guy is in love with Harry too. What will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Leave luck to heaven reviews
Well, it's like... just imagine... Er.. Don't know, read for yourself.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Luigi, Bowser
Destiny awaits reviews
Some character in the Mario multiverse realizes how it's existence means nothing when it's purpose remains unfulfilled.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Crime/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Nihilism unleashed
In a world of mind and reality seperated, with a lie as life, where faith is deceiving, there remains a dream of a world of mind and reality seperated, with a lie as life, where faith is deceiving. Contains my favourite fictional/semi-fictional characters
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,744 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Ununoctium reviews
THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T TAKE YOUR MEDICINE RATED M FOR RAPE, EXTREME VIOLENCE AND MISSIONARY POSITION!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Der Deutschsex reviews
Ich bin kein nativer Sprecher, aber ich denke ich kann genug die Deutsche Sprache! Es is heißer Sex wie Deutsche mögen mit Mario und allen anderen. Meine Affen weigern sich mehr zu schreiben. Das ist sehr die Schade! Now with translation thx 2 Ook! Ook?
Mario - Rated: M - German - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
DOOM: ReRepercussions of Evil reviews
This is a tribute to the most inspiring fan fiction ever written. It is a fanfic of this fanfic, which retells the story from another perspective.
Doom - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Biosponge Squareshock reviews
I am surprised no one did that one before. Yeah, this is a Bioshock/Spongebob crossover and I WILL have my monkeys continue it, it came to my mind while I was spliced out on some serious Caffeine plasmids. Please read and review.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008
IT'S A ME, MARIO! reviews
A tragic story, about an innocent little pipe, and a pipe molester. Read and review!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Mario - Complete
There was an evil in the world reviews
This is an "Also sprach Zarathustra" fanfiction. As this category does not exist, I uploaded it as a Bomberman fanfiction, as the concept of Bomberman resembles Nietzsches Übermensch. It is a tragic story, which demonstrates tragedy, and heroism.
Bomberman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Silence, the root of the mushroom kingdom reviews
There was silence. Silence... The silence deepened as the desperate silent cry of silence faded away in silence. There was no noise at all, and the silence engulfed the silent silence, where no sound was heard.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
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