VampireCello
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Joined 05-30-08, id: 1590636, Profile Updated: 01-28-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hi people!! I am VampireCello!! (I got the idea for the name from my bestest fanfic friend, phantomviola. She has cool stuff, check her out.)

I love RENT, Twilight, Pirates of The Caribbean, and Indiana Jones, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and many other things that I have niether the time nor the attention span to type.

I am writing a new story that I thought up at summer camp, before Breaking Dawn. it shall be awesome!

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile (MULTIPLE TIMES FOR ME)

If you have ever played with fire, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people have ever stared at you for dancing around in public, singing an incredibly off key version of la vie boheme, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If Broadway is your home, no matter what anyone says, put this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fantasized about Mark pulling you up onto the stage during La Vie Boheme, copy this into your profile.

The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile

If you think that Adam Pascal has the best ass below 14th street, copy this into your profile. - AND the best pants!

If more than once you've yelled at your TV because it wouldn't let you hug Angel/Collins/Mark/Roger and totally think you should be able to, copy and paste this into your profile

If you agree that Orange is a happy color, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can think of a song in relation to almost anything, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you lived in 1960's Liverpool, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you will do things just for the fact that people you don't know will stare at you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Shakespeare is one of the greatest people who ever lived, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had multiple songs stuck in your head at the same time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you smack books when the charecters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you agree that Jacob Black is awsome when he's not being a jerk, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever talked in a British accent just for fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever watched a movie just to listen to British accent, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like quotes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever just have really awsome scenes in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you want to be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Or geek.)

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or The O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you start dancing ballet in the middle of a party when you have never had lessons before. Crazy is bugleing from a moving car at everyone that you see, when you don't even play the bugle.If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MSN Messenger/Tagged/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

OMC-Oh my Carlisle! Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Guys should be like Edward-rich,strong,and hot

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

...does this mean Edward is like a latte?

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

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(='.'=)This is Bunny. CopyCopy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.

(We have cookies!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), mrspatrickdempsey( X-( freaking staris) VampireCello (Why do the stairs hate me?)

If you are a procrastinator, copy and paste this into your profile. Tomorrow.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.(I also celebrate it.)

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. (I can get high off of air. Air is so much better than drugs.)

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

Pi dy/dx = PIRATE!! If you're so obsessed with POTC that that just made you like math a little bit more, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get offended every time somebody leaves the "Captain" out of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this to your profile.

if you go around to different profiles looking for these coy and paste-y things, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you agree that Oreos SUCK without milk, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree that Oreos rock with milk, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, VampireCello

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., The Friendly Chupacabra, VampireCello

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

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If you think the human identification thing when you logged in FanFiction was annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever looked at random people's profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If you liked filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever created a copy-paste, copy and paste this into your profile!

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you actually take the time to read copy-and-pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can quote Stephanie Meyer's literary works like me, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read Eclipse, and believe that Jacob was a jerk to Bella for making her choose, then copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a dream inserting yourself in the book you were reading before bed, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( It happened to me with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, and Dragon Slippers.)

If you wish the world was a musical, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if, for some period of time, you thought the 'D' in Disney was a 'G'.

If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Acquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile

If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile.

If it pisses you off to no end when people write about Collins moving on after Angel's death despite the clear rationality of the whole thing, copy this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If people have said to you that Rent is just about 'Gay people with AIDS that sing', kick them & copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you just need a hug copy this into your profile!

If you hate people who don't know the difference between a hug and a friendly arm around the shoulder, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you watched Adventures in Babysitting just because Anthony Rapp was in it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you didn't know what "trisexuals" were before seeing RENT and you still don't know now, copy this into your profile.

If you still don't know what trisexuals are, even though you've seen RENT, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever supressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at political debates, copy this into your profile.

If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.

If you think Roger Davis and Mark Cohen are the hottest best friend duo ever, copy this into your profile!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

98 of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls. If you're one of the 2 that can't, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

It you have ever called your teacher mom copy this into your profile

If, in kindergarden, when all the other little girls wanted to be princesses. you wanted to be a vampire. If this is true for you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get really annoyed whenever someone uses "gay" as an insult, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever wanted to be a Catscratch dancer during Out Tonight, copy this into your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

If you're super pale...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is FREE!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile (and add something random)

Edward Cullen

Sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale

Smoother than you since 1843

Bella Swan

Lucker than you will ever be.

Rosalie Hale

Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen

Quirkier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen

Stronger than you since 1915

Real men Sparkle

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (I wish they did... sigh) copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm pale enough for it, but not strong or dazzleingly beautiful.)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

OMC: since Edward is a perfect angel (me: sigh), and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisile. That, and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God. (me: this is makes a lot of sense)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you got really mad at J.K. Rowling for killing off Dumbledor, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, VampireCello

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love kitty cats, but are alergic, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell alergic correctly, please message me, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and one of your friends should totally have your own TV show, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to talk to Voldemort through the Diary Horcrux, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I AM IN SIRIUS/SERIOUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

If you you think Edward is freacken HOT copy + paste this into your profile

If you would do anything to be Bella, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Real men sparkle. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My mom- (my name, not a curse) what are you working on?Me- Nothing, I'm playing a game.

Where are you?

Computer room.

Look up, now look back. What did you see?

The cieling, the back of my chair

What's the last thing you ate?

Tortilla chips and guacamole that I made myself. It was yummy. : )

Who Do you like?

UUUUMMMM, I look a lot like my sisters.

What was the last thing you thought?

Is there anyone famous that I look like?

You have a million dollars. What do you do?

Get myself a laptop, and go on a shopping spree. Then put the rest into my college fund.

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?

Tropical punch Kool-ade. I seriosly live off of this stuff!

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

I think people are prejiduced against country-rock, It's actually pretty good. As long as the people don't have a really thick, annoying accent. Carrie Underwood is good.

What's it like being you?

I like it. Not sure if anyone else would. But I love being me.

What are your thoughts on writing?

ok...

How tall are you?

5 foot 1

What book are you currently reading?

Piratitude: So you want to be a pirate, here's how.

What music are you listening to?

Red High Heels by Kelly Pickler. I'm in a Country-ish mood.

What was the last website you visited before fanfiction?

Neopets

What was the last thing you cooked?

Garlic chicken, reheated in the microwave for breakfast. It was good. : )

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

Medium Blue.

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

Yes

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?

5, Safari, iTunes, AIM, Limewire and word.

Have you ever been water-skiing?

No, but I'v been KneeBoarding.

What is the weather like?

Pretty nice. It's about 75 degrees and sunny.

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?

Well, first I'm going to camp. Then I'm visiting my relatives in Montana. M-O-N-T-A-N-A MONTANA WE LOVE YOU!!

Anything else?

I wove my puppy, Shasta. FLUFFY PUPPY!!

1 Find a globe. Ok... Spin it. Ok... What does it say? RUSSIA!!

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? "In" from This must Be Love.

3. What can you hear right now? My iTunes.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself Me- Hello there, Mr. Plant. I'm wondering how your still alive, seeing as we never water you Mr.Plant- ...

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Scrubs. YAY!!

6. Type your name with your elbow. VB aqmp;rdee ewll;

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.What's the first thing you see? The stapler.

8. If you could be anybody from Twilight, who would you be? ALICE!! She rocks so hard!!

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was writing a Science paper.

10. Find the thrid letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Ofihraeia. Wow a lot of vowels..

If you hope Stephanie Meyer comes out with even more books, put this on your profile.

If you have heard that Breaking Dawn was inspired by Midsummer's Nights Dream, and then all you could think about for 3(or more) days was "But who is Helena!!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still don't know who Helena will be, even after pondering it for 3(or more) days, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are someone who seems to be happy and hyper all the time, put this on your profile.

If you are a Twilight fanatic put this on your profile.

If you love music, put this on your profile.

If you live every day to its fullest, put this on your profile.

If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer's publisher because you want
Breaking Dawn NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks.

Love your enemy; it really pisses them off.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, Bellaness, -Aikio-Hatate-, ForeverIndebted, shadowsurroundmewhenurgone, edwardcullen101

found this on someones profile... reminded me of Edward:

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot

who calls you back when you hang up on him

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun

Smile... it confuses people

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people.

If you are a geek and are proud of it, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. (And many more scattered about the house)

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

Smile...it confuses people (it truly does)

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

I like night. Without the dark we would not be able to see the stars.

If someone asked you a question and you had no idea the answer, but some unstoppable force came over you and you said the correct answer: Copy and Paste this into your profile.

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

hi my name is ysa how are you today?

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Do you know a Circus, Brittish, Ninja... I didn't think so. However if you are like me or Ya Sas Artemis or went to our camp and do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.( He didn't even have to die. I started crying when Max got drafted in Across the Universe."

If you saw Across the Universe, and started laughing in the scene where Sadie says,"But hey, what do I know? You could've murdered your granny with a hammer." If you were the only one laughing hystericly while everyone around you looked at you funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, colpy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever misspelled "the" on either your keyboard, or a paper, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, LittleMissPriss - Gryfindorr or Slytherin. Wildimagination- Gryffindor, VampireCello- Ravenclaw

If you really want to give Carlisle Cullen a big hug for being so awesome, no matter how hard he is, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
East by princesswingnut reviews
."Here's a short list of things that are considered unacceptable behavior at a wedding: screaming. Sobbing uncontrollably. Throwing champagne glasses. Getting in a violent slap-fight with the bride. Strangling the groom." LEAH FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Leah - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5844 - Favs: 6,111 - Follows: 4,833 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire Chat Room by Duck Life reviews
i know I'm probably the millionth person to do this, but it looked like fun! All conversations are original, if the idea is not. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love Hurts by Moonlight.Asphyxia reviews
Bella leaves Edward, after seeing him kiss a vampire girl named Sheila. She goes to Volterra to keep the promise Edward made. What will happen when she is not killed and changed instead. ExB. R&R please! Finally finished! Thank you all for reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,994 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Dead or Alive? by minimeyer reviews
What would happen if the Cullens found the Twilight Saga? Chaos would threaten our favorite character's lives. **HUGE TWIST!** Not very long, but I put a lot in my chapters. R&R! Pwease?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
My Idea Of The Norm by NOOOOOOOO reviews
Every day seems like a giant spiral of repeated days. Nothing new. Nothing different. But, a teenaged girl with a camera's here to fix that little problem. Repitition, Repitition... Lets shake the foudation of their norm abit, shall we?
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,612 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
AIM with the Cullens and Werewolves by LoViNgXtWiLiGhTxoxo reviews
I promise the second chapter will have more humor but this is just to test my writing. Please read and review. In process of writing chapter 2. T cuz I'm paraniod.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward
Colors by Morte Lise reviews
Ty Lee sees people in colors.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Ty Lee - Complete
Interruptions by TrulyFrighteninLilMonsterAlice reviews
Rewritten. Bella and Edward are now married. Will they ever get a moment alone? Or will their married life be filled with Interruptions. Rated T just in case. Major BxE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,676 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
My Hypnotism by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
A hypnotist visits Sacred Heart to share his recent findings. JD and Dr. Cox aren't very impressed, until, well...until things don't go over exactly as planned.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,703 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
We Didn't Start the Fire Twilight Style! by Planxty Lewis reviews
A song parody of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire, with new Twilight-y lyrics! Please read, review and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
50 Ways To Annoy Twilight Characters by ScarredShaddix reviews
50 ways to annoy all of your favorite Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2007
RENT in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
RENT gets 17 Minutesified! A sort of CliffsNotes version of everyone's favorite AIDS musical.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
RENT in 56 Seconds by LostOzian reviews
Brain rotting crackfic. Movie of RENT reduced into 55.82 seconds. Musical will be updated if there's interest.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2007
Mythbusters, Meet the Cullens! by Saint Sarah reviews
What happens when the Mythbusters decide to test out wether or not vampires are real, and then end up running into the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007
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Broken reviews
Angela is broken. Her boyfriend, Ben, was killed in front of her by a vampire. But Jacob, also heart broken, is very good at putting people back together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Angela, Jacob
Freckles reviews
The reason Jacob didn't imprint on Lizzie in the park was because she was meant for another wolf. That wolf was Seth.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Elizabeth, Seth