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Things I currently love: Mistresses! Oh dear...My newest guilty pleasure. Completely loved the season finale. Harry x Joss ahhhh waited for this to happen since episode 1! They have amazing chemistry :))...I love England. This is nothing new but since I'm literally in England right now I thought I mention it :) Also I can not wait for The World of Ice and Fire book to come out in October. This will be like a fake history book. I so dig it!

Things I could live without: study-work! The How I met your mother finale. I won't even start or I'd get upset again -.- Also the True Blood finale...is this the year of bad series finales?? Come on that was just ridiculous but thankfully I stopped caring about it two seasons ago

Hello to everyone who accidentally found my profile;-) Some basic information: I'm 23 years old and on my way becoming a primary teacher, I love cats and pugs like crazy and also tend to get a little bit overboard about things like shoes or handbags...I'm a Cineaste, most of the time you can see me at least once a week at the cinema, but television is to be my weakest spot…Admitting to be a huge TV-series junkie and I think some scripts are beyond outstanding and so much more fulfilling for everyone: writer, actor and viewer than a two hour movie!

On the fanfic matter: I'm a reader not a writer! I have lot of thoughts and ideas in my head but have trouble to bring them down on paper! Since I've discovered fanfiction (now over 6 years ago) I'm deeply in love! This is the best thing on the internet for sure. Harry Potter introduced me to it and it was a good thing because the HP fandom got some really really amazing stuff to offer!

Of course I'm also a shipper ;) SO many by now that sometimes it overlaps

Here are the ones I shipped long and hard and still do and the ones I just feel really attracted to ;)

-Draco and Hermione

-Harry and Hermione (I know I feel confused as well... as Ron would say: I really need to sort out my priorities)

-Jack and Elizabeth (PotC)

-Katherine/Stefan (TVD)

-Klaus and Caroline (TDV)

-Kathryn and Sebastian (Cruel Intentions)

-Blair and Chuck (Gossip Girl)

-Alex and Izzie (Grey’s Anatomy)

-Kate and Sawyer (LOST… btw. My favourite TV-show ever ...yeah the ending sucked a bit but anyway)

-Harry and Sally (well from Harry&Sally)

-Barney and Robin (How I met your mother)

-Jane and Lisbon (The Mentalist)

-Arya and Gendry (ASOIAF)

-Ceasare and Lucrezia (The Borgias)

-Lena and Cem (Türkisch für Anfänger /Kebap for Breakfast)

...and of course Elizabeth and Darcy...anyway I love everything Jane Austen has ever written same go with the Brontë sisters

So I guess thank you for reading my babbling and for overlooking the mistakes ;)


P.S If you want to recommend a really MUST-READ story to me (maybe with the pairings I mentioned above ;)) feel free to do so=)

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Bad Birthday by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,739 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,270 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unlike a Sister by MADharmony reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry told Ron he saw Hermione as his sister. Now Hermione is in danger and Harry's feelings for her begin to change dramatically, jeopardizing everything he once knew. An Epilogue compliant fic. Rated M for sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 225,547 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,368 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 12239 - Favs: 13,212 - Follows: 10,596 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Green Eyes by subversivegrrl reviews
Started for the USS Caryl's "Emotions" challenge (but not finished in time for deadline). Carol wants what's best for Daryl, even if that means someone other than herself. Daryl thinks that's about the dumbest thing ever. Rated T for Dixon mouth.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
Missing Moments: The Borgias by Ibaraz reviews
This story will include so-called 'missing moments' from the show 'The Borgias' and mainly focus on the complicated relationship between Lucrezia and Cesare, though other characters will be included down the line.
Borgias - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,560 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Cesare B., Lucrezia B.
Three Little Words by the moon and the stars reviews
Those three little words said nothing and everything, and incredibly, they were her most dangerous confession yet. By themselves the words were harmless, but with the proper kindling, they would ignite an inferno. Which is exactly what she had just done. She had shown her hand, lit the match, and now it was only a matter of time before the flames consumed her. Klaroline. Post-4x07.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Caroline F., Klaus] - Complete
I Became the Daughter and the Son by GilraenDernhelm reviews
A brand new Arya/Jaime AU, separate from 'Be the Lightning in Me,' and an apology to readers offended/pissed off by the ending of 'Field of Fire.' Jaime escapes the Starks and rejoins Lord Tywin, who has been amusing himself at Harrenhal for the past four years. There, he meets Father's cupbearer, a girl who would like nothing better than to stick a knife in his back.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,097 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Arya S., Jaime L.] - Complete
simul aeternum by dynamiic reviews
One year later, they're still taking down witches. Originally hired to exterminate a mountain witch terrorizing a town of the Cardarom Kingdom, this gig turned out to be much worse than Muriel back in Augsburg. GRADUAL light BAMFcest. CHAPTER 5: Betrayal FINALLY UP!
Hansel & Gretel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,427 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Hansel, Gretel, Edward, Ben
Vows by attica reviews
He was breathing hard, as if just being around her was physically taxing. She was so close she breathed in every breath he breathed out. It smelled like mint and fuel and made her throat burn. "No. You aren't worth it," she said, tears pricking her eyes. She took a sharp breath, trying to compose herself. "You aren't worth any of it." AU, DHr. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,277 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Run by Chibi McFu reviews
One-shot. She had always been too fast for Gendry.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Naked by Phelgebor reviews
Jaime and Brienne in the baths at Harrenhal. Some adult themes. What could have happened.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L. - Complete
The Scent of Honey by ShallowGlass reviews
Err...it's a one-shot that transitions from Hansel and Gretel's first time to a present time. I'm not really sure how else to summarize it. This story contains underage sexual relations and incest, please avoid if you are uncomfortable with either.
Hansel & Gretel - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Hansel, Gretel - Complete
Collision Sparks by Spiros reviews
She won't let him stand in the way of her happiness, and he won't allow her to be anything other than his. Slightly AU, post season three, C/B.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,558 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Chuck, Blair
Forgotten Mistake by Moultipass1 reviews
She's all fire and passion. He's all control and patience. And they're both equally demanding. The mix could be either disastrous or heavenly. He definitely knows what he'd put his money on, especially after that kiss.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Mental That One by Argyle.S reviews
Dumbledore insists the trio stay at Grimmauld Place during Christmas of the trio's sixth year. Nobody is happy about it and Hermione is acting strange. Ron's POV. Harry/Ron/Hermione Pairing. First Story in the Pink Elephant's Series
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
Awesome Instead by AnnaYesMaam reviews
In the wake of Hurricane Quinn, Barney and Robin attempt to move on while still retaining some semblance of their now irrevocably changed friendship. Yet neither one can quite shake their seemingly hopeless feelings for each other. Or: Musings on Season 8 before it's Joss'd outta town. *Contains some potential spoilers* Complete!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,317 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
for me, it isn't over by M. Pond reviews
"Nothing is more expensive than a missed opportunity." With Barney engaged to someone else, Robin tries to move on by starting over.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,042 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
True As It Can Be by TazoClarity reviews
As he is about to abandon Blair in Tuscany, Chuck is stopped in his tracks by something he'd never expect. Unwillingly, he is thrown into a future world where he just can't believe his eyes...and he is forced to face his supposed inability to love.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,612 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Fire and Lightning by Rothelena reviews
An investigation in a distant mountain village. A sheriff who's heavily flirting with Lisbon. A raging thunderstorm. And Jane gets jealous... Rated M! One-shot! Solely Jane's point of view! Enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Thought Of It All by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
Starting in Book 6. What would happen if, instead of Harry, it was Hermione who would see Draco in Myrtle's Bathroom? Would it all come to no good or will the world of Harry Potter finally have a happy ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,004 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
all we know is falling by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
He has never had a sister and sometimes he thinks this is what it would be like. Gendry/Arya. post 2x10.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Arya S., Gendry W. - Complete
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Five Times Gendry Reminds Arya of Home by MarisaKateBella reviews
And one time he doesn't. Fluffy goodness, oneshots, more info inside.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Arya S., Gendry W. - Complete
I Don't Trust Myself with Loving You by FoolsRushIn reviews
What if Barney had seen Robin that night at MacLaren's instead of Ted? Barney/Robin. AU of season one.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,349 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
a king without a castle by acronymed reviews
After all, he is smarter, he is cleverer, he is the better liar, he knows her favorite songs, he brings her flowers, he treats her like a queen— and forever is a very long time for a vampire. — Klaus-centric. Klaus/Caroline, Elijah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
After by SarahFromHell reviews
Alternate ending, multiple POVs. Derivative, but what the hell. Please review!
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,645 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
The Red and the Grey by bloodwrites reviews
Winner, 2012 Paint it Red Best Het Romance! Spoilers up to season 3 finale; directly follows events of 3x24. A new nemesis appears on the scene to avenge Red John, targeting Lisbon to get to Jane. Creepy dollhouses, life on the lam, and sexy Jisbon times abound.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,869 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Recollection by comewhatmay.x reviews
They'll pick up the pieces separately, but they'll piece them back together in each other's embrace. After a six-month absence, Chuck returns home to win back Blair's heart. Then again, the course of true love never did run smooth.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,200 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Chuck, Blair
Of Acorns and Peaches by kcrae reviews
This is a modest two-shot about Arya and Gendry pre/post her leaving the BwoB. Spoilers for books 1-4. A little smutty, a little fluffy, all romance. I'm a sucker for this ship.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Arya S. - Complete
Broken by Zynali reviews
Katherine has escaped from the tomb, and she is taking her Salvatore brothers back. Can they stop Katherine's master plan, and do they even want to? AU from mid-season 2 with Katherine as the big bad. Rated M for dark themes, torture, smut, language.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,563 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Damon S., Katherine
Royalty by mistressofthepink reviews
Eric and Pam have a tiff over fairies, titles, and thrones.
True Blood - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Pam, Eric N. - Complete
Forgetting the Past to Start a Future by nondescriptf reviews
Slight AU future fic post 4x09 - only the conversation at the saints and sinners ball ended with Blair walking away from Chuck. Set 5 years in the future. C/B.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 151,241 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Indigo Junction by javajive reviews
Post S5 - There is a rumour she might have ended up in Bali. He doesn't know if he will find her there or if he even wants to... - rated for swearing and some mature content - COMPLETE
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 393,844 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sawyer, Kate - Complete
Broken Yolk by attica reviews
COMPLETE! "You know that love really isn't what they say it is, right? In the books? In the fairytales? Nobody comes and rescues you from your tower. Nobody fights off a big bad witch or even slays a dragon." A story in which everyone wants someone other than the one they're with. Post-Hogwarts, ultimately D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,618 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mature Me Till I Break by suspensegirlinc reviews
Post 4x18 - The picture in the paper reflected the state of his heart. Losing Blair had been the last straw. "Do you know what it's like...to not be enough?" oneshot. CB
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,868 - Reviews: 2901 - Favs: 3,612 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Elaborate Lies by Gauri reviews
"Now, not quite. Parts of it were true," Barney interjected. "Well...not far off," he added thoughtfully.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Vindication by SaturnineRouge reviews
When Blair strikes up a relationship with the unlikeliest of people, no one is more surprised than Chuck. Now that Chuck is single and back to his old ways, to what lengths will he go to win her back? A collab between SaturnineSunshine & comewhatmay.x
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,723 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Chuck, Blair
Spiraling by Sarahkw reviews
Chuck Bass is spiraling downward behind closed doors as the repercussions of his actions sink in. Blair Waldorf has thrown herself into everything she can to move past Chuck and his indiscretions, but he's never far from her mind. Post 3X18.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,573 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Chuck, Blair
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The End And The Beginning by AJzkitten69 reviews
Kate and Sawyer talk in the church about what happened after the island and where that leaves them now. MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR FINALE. Kate/Sawyer with tiny sides of Kate/Jack and Sawyer/Juliet.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
Chuck and Blair's to do list by Cryzzel reviews
A list of To-do’s Chuck and Blair naturally go through while they’re getting together..… until the end. Set after 2.10.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,596 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008
A Little Ejucation by Kensley-Jackson reviews
Chuck/Blair/Jenny teaching. Pairings are CB and BJ only no CJ, I wouldn't do that to you! . Takes place after 1x16 "All About My Brother." Enjoy.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Detained by se1ge reviews
Marcus is becoming obsessed with Katie. The last thing he ever plans to do is let her know. Katie is becoming obsessed with Marcus. Her life would be far easier if she weren't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 91,859 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Katie B., Marcus F.
Gospel Girl: EdLeighton Fic by GGirl-CB4BW reviews
Short and Quirky Ed/Leighton two-shot, This fic depicts the post-sex-tape-news-break conversation between Ed and Leight...what will their conversation lead to? Hmmmm I wonder! Two possible endings. DO NOT READ ch.2 IF YOU DONT LIKE SMUT! Ch.3 smut free!
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Ambition's End by Hanako A reviews
There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,367 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sunflower dress by javajive reviews
Post S5: The reset failed - they're back at the beach. Sawyer can't stand the heat or her. He wishes she'd just disappear. A bucket of water and an ugly-ass sundress screws everything up. Sawyer,Kate,Juliet ment
Lost - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sawyer, Kate - Complete
Heat Wave by superwoman1015 reviews
Bad summery-It's hot and Jane's AC is broken, what's he to do? Just a little fun. this has turned out longer than I expected, but I like it, so, yea. Heed the rating.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,728 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chuck's Afternoon Shiatsu by BimboBoop reviews
Set post 2x08, Chuck and Blair are waiting for the future amidst growing sexual frustration. When Chuck spots Blair entering the massage parlour after his afternoon shiatsu, will he be able to resist having some fun with a sexy, oiled-up B? Graphic.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
metal heart by thespin reviews
She's never heard a love story like this one. mirror post from LJ
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,093 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
The Universe is a Great and Beautiful Thing by attica reviews
One of the greatest surprises in life is finding out how you’re going to die, and the fact that nobody can ever spoil it for you. COMPLETE. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Goodnight Blair, Goodnight Chuck by Kensley-Jackson reviews
Are you drunk-dialing again?" The three nights Blair called Chuck before the events of 1x17. Rated T for now, but will be M later on. CB always : Please review!
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008
The Distraction Reaction by imsanehonest reviews
As far as defensive reactions went, The Distraction Reaction was the least effective. The equivalent to throwing the dog a bone when you had a sirloin steak in-hand, any idiot could have told her that it just wasn’t going to work out. Barney/Robin.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Amour Cruel et Amer by hellishlygood reviews
My mouth stretched into a cold, dangerous smirk. Oh Sebastian, this would be war.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 7,325 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart with no Companion by Eule20 reviews
Übersetzung! Nun, Miss Granger. Selbst in diesem untauglichen Zustand bereiten sie mir Schwierigkeiten
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,743 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Moments of Sanity by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
Hermione Granger becomes a healer and her first assignment is a longterm patient in the permanent ward. What happens when she discovers her first patient is none other than the Draco Malfoy and he's... insane? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,878 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forsaken by gleechild reviews
Everyone wants a piece of a Bass, and C is being hit from all sides. Will he get his chance to try to fix things with B before its too late? And if so, how do you tell the woman you love why you abandoned her? Post 1x18.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,114 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Slave by Eternity85 reviews
Dramione smut! One-shot. Draco knows the perfect way to unwind after a long day at work.... Contains a twist. WARNING: Sexually explicit; further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What a witch needs by Minnnie reviews
Eine Geschichte der Leidenschaft und der Vorsehung. Die Vergangenheit kann nicht länger verheimlicht werden und Hermine, Harry und Draco stellen fest, dass ihr Schicksal miteinander verbunden ist. Threesome HG,HP,DM, teilweise Slash und Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 234,909 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood Prude by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
Oy, Granger, I had no idea you liked role-playing,' getting up, he started towards her. With her back against the portrait door, she had nowhere to go and that evil glint in his eyes was starting to spook her. She clutched her wand in case. R&R Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bewitchments and Charmes by sshg316 reviews
Books have always been Hermione's friend ... until one literally binds her to the insufferable Draco Malfoy. Freeing themselves seems impossible—will they be able to overcome the past or will they be stuck together forever? Written for DMHG Fic Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Die paar Probleme by chaosprincess123 reviews
Draco Malfoy hat schwerwiegende Probleme. Wie bringt man 5 Affären unter einen Hut? Wie übersteht man den längsten Schultag aller Zeiten? Und wie gewinnt man gegen Hermione Granger? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,925 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Happy Few by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3962 - Favs: 4,980 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Krieg und Betrug by Abraxania reviews
Voldemort ist besiegt, aber der Krieg geht weiter. Um den Bürgerkrieg zwischen den Zauberern zu beenden, tut Hermine das Unfassbare und rettet Malfoy das Leben. Wird das den Krieg beenden können? Oder wird Malfoy Hermines Hilfsbereitschaft ausnutzen? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 148,386 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 4121 - Favs: 7,025 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Überwältigt by IndigoNightOwl reviews
Übersetzung – Es war nur ein Kuss. Jack Sparrow hätte sein Ende durch die Spitze eines Schwertes finden sollen.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - German - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Fade to black by Zerengeb reviews
Angesiedelt nach Orden des Phönix. Harry erhält endlich die Fähigkeiten die er benötigt um gegen Voldemort zu bestehen, doch dieser verfügt über eine Schreckliche Armee, die keine Gnade kennt. Viele neue Charas und Ideen, Schaut rein.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 168,020 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everybody Wants to Rule the World by attica reviews
Funny because when he saw her he kind of stared. There was just a funny feeling inside of him because when he’d first walked out everything looked so different but she uncannily stayed the same. DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Written in the Ashes by Callisto Callispi reviews
When the past doesn't keep its peace, one must silence its voice. Except Hermione Granger doesn't know how. Sort of HBP compliant. EDITED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,602 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
More Singular and Sublime by thefilmchick reviews
EditorsNote dared me to write a Skate erotic scene. WKDish. R&R welcomed. 'The muscles in his back felt as stiff as the cords of window blinds, his spine the slat of a bind, rigid and unbending, but somehow fragile seeming and breakable.'
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Sawyer, Kate - Complete
Wenn Engel fallen by Lara-Lynx reviews
Sie lässt MICH, Draco Malfoy einfach liegen! Ich war und bin außer mir vor Wut, so was kann man mit mir einfach nicht machen.. Kann Draco nach seinem Pakt auch mit den Folgen leben? [DMxHG] Fortsetzung von 'Pakt mit dem Teufel'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,890 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Awakening in Five Acts by SalvaVeritate reviews
You're like a drug, Kathryn. Tell me a secret... Tell me how to give you up.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Alea Iacta Est by SalvaVeritate reviews
It had gone beyond their games, but she couldn’t very well admit to that. She was well aware that sincerity is dangerous.Her stepbrother may have developed a conscience overnight but she could never afford to have such a thing.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,243 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Their Room by IndigoNightOwl reviews
Übersetzung – Hermine und Draco müssen gemeinsam an einem Arithmantikprojekt arbeiten. Dabei lernen sie nicht nur einiges übereinander, sondern auch über die Geschichte der Zauberer und der Dunklen Künste, das ihre Sicht der Dinge ändert.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,726 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pakt mit dem Teufel by Lara-Lynx reviews
Hermine, die nie eine Moralpredigt auslässt, wird inflagranti erwischt und muss sich auf einen Pakt mit dem 'Teufel' einlassen, um was es geht? Lest selbst! [Complete] (HGxDM)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,302 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trip On Love by kerimack reviews
(COMPLETE) Sebastian bets Kathryn that she can't get a known player to fall in love with her. When she starts to really fall for the guy what lengths with Sebastian go to get her back? Sebastian's POV. Please R&R
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,047 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Complete
The Ultimate Deception by kerimack reviews
*COMPLETE* Sebastian and Annette devise a devious plan to make Kathryn fall in love with him. But what will happen when Sebastian realizes he isn't acting? Please R&R.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,472 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Family Relations by kerimack reviews
Sebastian is angry to learn that his father has remarried until he meets his new step sister Kathryn. Sebastian's POV. Please R&R.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002