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Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, and Soul Eater.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I have no time for writing at the moment and will likely not be updating anything until summer. I plan to update just about all of my stories around then, though. Especially Cracked Earth. I also plan to start a new multichapter fic, because I'm stupid or something and I want to pretend I can handle it.


General Info:

Name: Haley/Pinky/Pixie/Xero

Age: 17

Horoscope: Taurus


Story Status:

Demons: fuck it...

Naruto: Ultimate Crack Fic: I'll update this at random moments. I'm writing it purely for my own amusement so there probably wont be an end. lol

Fat Raccoon Story: Next chapter will be up when I care again.

If Wishes Were bullets: I have no intentions of ending this, but I'm worried they're beginning to lose quality, as I'm half-assing them to get them up faster... Updates may slow. "If Wishes were Bullets" is the title of a song by the band Die So Fluid.

Cracked Earth: (previously Cowboys and Daemons) Really want to continue it. Have the entire plot worked out.


Stories I'd like to write, but am too lazy to:

SoulEater x Danny Phantom crossover

SoulEater x Repo! The genetic Opera


Random Shit

The Song "Manorexic" by Scarling is pretty much the ultimate SasuNaru theme song. Go look it up. now.

Please don't request stories from me. I know thats kinda selfish, but I barely finish my own priorities and I don't want to make promises that cant be kept.

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Evolution of the Bond by ZelgadisGW reviews
"Relationship between two people can change. Can bond between friends, teacher and student, superior and subordinate change into something much more?" Gaara & Matsuri, slight NaruSaku and ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,113 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri
Art of Conflict by KeybladeBanditJing reviews
"Why are we here, Kid?" Maka groaned. "And why do we have to watch the matches? I don't think I can stand to see another one. Not the way the last one ended..."
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Soul Eater and the Invasion of the Mary Sue by FrontalAssaultDSFTCI reviews
When Soul's nonexistant sister appears at the school, Soul and Kid have the sudden realization. A Mary Sue has entered their midst, and since the others are unable to be convinced of her presence, they must work together to get rid of it.Notsureonpairings T for slight language and violence and suggestive themes or whatevs
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows by Reidluver reviews
SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,123 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Fourth Sand Sibling by Awaii-Mom reviews
Sequel to 'Sand Parents'. Makoto, now 6 years of age, has just started the academy, and is living happily with his-adoptive-brothers and sister. He seemed to of had everything a boy could ask for, but recently weird things have been.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,339 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Nothing In This World is Strange by twilightjunkie1313 reviews
They are a series of redrawn lines and unspoken devotion, strength and bitterly denied weakness, humanity linked arm in arm with death's only son. The analysis of a trinity. Kid/Liz/Patty. Rated for violence/language.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
Teacher and student by Kzdatgurl reviews
Matsuri, apprentice of the Kazekage, faces yet another trial on her way to becoming a Jonin. Is falling in love with your teacher a part of the curriculum? Join Matsuri and Gaara as they explore together what falling in love means. *Does contain OC later*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,362 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri
Threat of the Kishin by Eloquent Nocturne reviews
The isolation of the DWMA and Hogwarts is put aside as the wizarding world seek help from the DWMA. Along the way the DWMA cause a bit of.. chaos as they attempt to protect the school and a stubborn Boy-Who-Lived from an ever so slight Kishin problem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011
She Was Beautiful by BattyBigSister reviews
Gaara was always the sort of man for whom one person could change the world, but in the middle of a chaotic ninja alliance mission he never expected it to be her. Set during and after the Fourth Great Ninja War. G/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 129,072 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - [Gaara, OC]
Death the Kid Goes Shopping by TalkingOakTrees reviews
An extremely OCD Kid ventures to the mall. Armed with his weapons, Liz and Patti, along with a schedual, list, food, tent, and supplies, what could possibly go wrong? Just about everything. Rated T for mild language and occasional crude humor.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,514 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
It Is What It Is by Laenavesse reviews
Kid, Liz, and Patti are sent on a week long mission to the Bermuda islands, but it's quickly changing from a sub-tropical paradise to a place of Madness. What's really happening here? The answer may be more than what they bargained for. Get ready for an action packed thriller filled with mystery, humor, pirates, graphic battles, and a splattering of fluff. Kid/Liz eventually.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,380 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
Lotus by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
Lord Death the Kid meditates on his identity as the embodiment of Death, but Liz is not willing to lose him to the divine darkness within. KidLiz.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Little Soul by Gin-kyo reviews
Lord Death the Kid experiences his greatest tragedy in an event that would later become known as the 'Reno Incident' and no one can quell the echoing screams that are trapped within his soul... His faithful Weapons will try. KidLiz
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Death Stick by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
She's down to her last cigarette, but she wants him to smoke it instead. KidLiz.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Gunpowder by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
In which Patty asks too many invasive questions about private affairs, and Lord Death the Kid really just wants to eat some cereal. Troika and KidLiz. Well... LizKid...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Death The Kid - Complete
The Death god Flu by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
Death gods are above humans, phsyically and mentally. So naturally Death the Kid can't get sick...right?
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Grooming by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
I don't know why, but after awhile, Liz stop resisting my grooming efforts. Kid POV Light KidxLiz
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
The Concert by OhMyGodWhyDidIWriteThis reviews
Kid and Black Star wind up in the girl's bathroom while Maka drinks with the girls. Once again, Soul deals.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Black Star, Death The Kid
The Reaper's Madness by OhMyGodWhyDidIWriteThis reviews
Kid's therapy ends up diving a little... too deep.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Death The Kid
Second Chances by Kirigome reviews
Both Naruto and Gaara are single dad's trying to get by. When Naruto brings his daughter to Suna, will they discover there is such a thing as second chances? *Read & Review* ...Thanks to errihu for the new and improved Summary...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,212 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Divergent Paths by Ariel D reviews
Can wounds really be healed? Can love be gained or offered in a world of hate? A look at different phases of Gaara's life, before, during, and after the Konoha Invasion. A Gaara and Kankuro-centric brother fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,890 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
On Death and Dying by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
The five stages in which people cope with death are startlingly similar to the five stages in which people cope with love. KidLiz.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,683 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Death The Kid - Complete
GOdLeSs by The Fifth Champion reviews
AU. Once upon a time, Lord Death fell. Maka & co. grow up in a sinful world where morality does not exist, a ruthless gang called STAR terrorizes Death City, and shinigami are sold as precious dolls on a disturbed black market. Multiple pairings.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,845 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011
The Bullet Waltz by Sojourney reviews
Since Death the Kid asked the Thompson Sisters to join him, none of their lives have been the same. From the streets of Brooklyn to Death City, they exist like three points tied together in the center. Second in the Triskelion series. Part 3/4 complete.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,467 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
Protecting Harry Potter by The Giant Daifuku reviews
Naruto, Temari, Gaara, and Sakura are hired by Dumbledore to guard Hogwarts from a bloodlusting Dark Lord. Battle, adventure, and occasional humorous moments hide between the folds!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,684 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009
Dances with Shinobi by Ariel D reviews
SANDSIBS. After his harrowing experience, Gaara faces a new terror: learning the box step so he can dance with Tsunade at a celebratory ball. In the process, he learns about love. Reposted, 2008. Crack!fic with a serious subtheme and brotherly bonding.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,836 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Reaping by OhMyGoshsickles reviews
In which Death the Kid visits an old friend at the hospital, and understands what it truly means to be a reaper. Oneshot.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Imperial Fuzz by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Another fic oriented around Gaara's facial hair; only this time, it doesn't involve his eyebrows. "Beards just aren't threatening on the Kazekage. At all." A sand-sibs one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Stuffed Animals and Cacti by C.T Saiyukily Twisted reviews
Naruto stumbles upon Gaara's quirks and habits and teasing ensues, and both realize that even without their bijuus as their common ground, they are more similar than they think. Set at the end of the Kazekage Rescue arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U.
There's a Method to This Madness by Nenena reviews
Ten short stories about Kid/Liz/Patti's relationships with their friends and family, written for 42 souls.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Legacy by ncfan reviews
-Yondaime Kazekage, Gaara- He doesn't want to see his son. Spoilers for 525.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - The Fourth Kazekage, Gaara - Complete
Failing to Imagine by Falling Into Colours reviews
In a Post-Apocalyptic world people struggle to exist. No one knows this better than Naruto, a Jinchuuriki who is shunned by those who remain. Follow his journey to find both life and maybe even love! NaruXGaar! AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,448 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Living Years by AmaranteReikaChan reviews
Kankuro's father had been many things to him over the years, but never his 'dad'. It wasn't until after the Fourth Kazekage's death that he acquired the name from his eldest son. Snippets of Kankuro's changing views on his father and brother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Kankuro, The Fourth Kazekage, Gaara, Temari
Official Correspondence by the-yaoi-squirrel reviews
Bored Naruto Annoyed Gaara. Flirty Naruto Amused Gaara. Smexy Naruto ...? Gaara's half of the story can be found on TheSlashBunny's profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Trust by Kirigome reviews
During a normal visit, Naruto stumbles on to something that makes Gaara realize just how much he trusts his friend.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Child no Jutsu by Selkit-Guardian reviews
A jutsu goes wrong and Naruto is turned into a small child with no memory of his teammates. Sasuke is assigned to care for him... Protective!Sasuke and Child!Naruto Eventual Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seeds of War by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
Sakura could barely believe it when she heard the news. Only Naruto would be able to start a war between two lands over something so insignificant.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Metamorphosis by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
He had always imagined the demon of Suna to be a fearsome monster. It was because of him that he was terrified of demons. And yet, when he actually met him, he was nothing like he had imagined. *A view of Gaara through a child's eyes*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Red Ball by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
"Won't you just play with me?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Inbetween Days by Spydertiger reviews
A selection of short one-shots centered around the daily life of Death the Kidd, Liz and Patty. Even those who live with Death have chores sometimes. Mostly KiddxLiz centric. Beware, will update erratically
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,003 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
You May Say I'm A Dreamer by Wudafux reviews
Somehow inspired by the song Imagine by Mr. John Lennon. What will Gaara do when hormone driven kids, teen pregnancies, and drama ensue? How can he help his friends? But more importantly, how will he help his love? M for cursing and sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Gaara
The FunFilled Adventures of the Sand Siblings by United Unicorn Society reviews
Temari decides that she and her brothers need more 'family time', so she drags Kankuro and Gaara with her to stupid places to have some fun. Chaos inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro
Fall to Ruin by It's The Krys reviews
This morning, I began with my usual schedule planned. Now, I find myself running for my life and relying on my greatest enemy for support as the last shreds of humanity fall around me. My only hope now is that we can trust each other enough to survive.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,195 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Zim, Dib
Ambivalence in Ambiguity by foolish intentions reviews
A string of seemingly random murders have been occurring over the past two months. Temari has watched over her brother Gaara, who has steadily become less stable. "...That's all that I had. Killing. This was what I did best...I was born damaged...."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Gaara
In Relation by SeekerAstria reviews
As a god, Death the Kid knew he'd grow up differently to his friends and their families. But over time, it seems there are more similarities - and conflicts - than you might imagine.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,550 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Death The Kid
Scarification by AubreyWitch reviews
It's been a year since Gaara lost his connection to the one-tailed beast, but the circles around his eyes do not fade. GaaNaru ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Why I'm not Allowed to Either by Lixie Lorn reviews
Based on Thorn's Why I'm not allowed to. First chapter, why Gaara is not allowed to play pokemon cards. Then It's Sasuke and Yugito Nii... and now Tsunade, Jiraiya, Orochimaru and me. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
The Ninja Club by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara dreams of a past that may or may not have occurred. When he attends a new school, he learns he's not the only one. Alternate universe story... kinda.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,829 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Remnants by ncfan reviews
His eyes fell on the woman again. The yellow light spilt on her face, bathing it in an unearthly glow. He was sure he knew her from somewhere, but where? Halloween fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Gaara, Karura - Complete
New Blood by JFalcon reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Pirates Life for Me by Red Moon Ninja reviews
Anko,Hinata,TenTen,Temari,Sakura,and Ino are all pirates. Tsunade get's worried about the situation and sends out Kekashi,Gaara,Neji,Shikamaru,Sasuke,and Kiba on a mission to go undercover as new Shipmates. But what happens when they start to fall in love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
The Seed that was Planted by Reidluver reviews
An exploration into what happened in Suna during the timeskip while Naruto was training with Jiraiya. How exactly did Gaara come to be the Kazekage and gain the respect from his people?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,746 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
To Look On Tempests by Nymyrra reviews
Gaara and Matsuri have had their share of close calls. They understand what it is to value the time you have, the people you love. And all the surprises that God throws at your feet. Rated M for mature themes and Kankuro's language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Gaara, Matsuri
Afraid of Doctors by clawswrites reviews
Gaara is sick but is afraid to go to the doctors, so what does Neji do to get him moving? GaaNeji. Yoai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
If It Matters by Ariel D reviews
Kankuro's birthday comes, and he wonders if anyone remembers. Theoretically post-series. Warning: some gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
DEATH THE KID: The Owner's Guide and Manual by monkeybait reviews
If you are reading this, than you are now in proud possession of your very own DEATH THE KID!
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Absolute Randomness by Dermatillomania reviews
What happens when your out in the sun too long? Absolute randomness, that's what! Gaara gets to find out the hard way. //One Shot//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Gaara - Complete
The utter humiliation of Gaara no Sabaku by IceCrome reviews
Gaara thinks Matsuri's cat is evil. Matsuri is amused. And italics are abused. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
FEAR of the ASYMMETRICAL black by Oridance Vance reviews
The Lines of Sanzu are as important to a Shinigami as a heart is to a human. Without them life is simply not possible. Death the Kid comes to learn of this the hard way when the black rains begin to fall…
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
The Fox, The Raccoon & The Avatar by grasshopper named octavias reviews
NarutoXAvatar Xover. The normal Avatar storyline, but how will Gaara and Naruto affect it? Will it be for better or for worse? Read and find out!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U.
These Daffodils, I Hate Them by buduica reviews
An innocent gift from Maka to Death the Kid has unintended consequences.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
5 Bucks an Hour by Pippin's Socks reviews
Kid can be quite a manipulative little bastard sometimes. Stein/Marie. AU-ish.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
Healing Sands by Hina-chancares8 reviews
Hinata is heart broken when she sees Naruto with Sakura. Now her new friend Temari has decided in order to make Hinata stronger that She will take Hinata to Suna to train. But will certain feelings arise for the new kazekage? Crap summary during time skip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,454 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Nepenthe by Nymyrra reviews
Gaara was the desert's child, heir to a demon's wretched curse. But he was also Temari and Kankuro's little brother, and, beneath the wounds, there's still love left in their shattered family. All they need to do is to pick up the pieces.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,339 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro
The Cat by wannabewriter08 reviews
Bella wants a Kitten. Edward doesn't. How does this turn out? Will Bella get her way? Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
FreeFall by HellFire Kitten reviews
Tenten would do anything to buy her teammates sometime to get away, but the way she went about doing this was the most dangerous yet. Tenten finds herself attracted to SClass criminal and bomb expert Deidara, and this is only the beginning, well now what?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,005 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Deidara, Tenten
Equilibrium by Anti-Logic reviews
His footsteps are quiet as he retreats, and Patty hums softly, "It’s okay, it’s okay." Kid, Liz, and Patty.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Death The Kid - Complete
Lead Angel by Hidden Ink reviews
Neji and Gaara begin an anonymous correspondence on their desk at school. Romance ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,333 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
To have a heart by IGlompedYourRamen reviews
She was blinded in an accident and went to the hospital. He was sent there when he was young and forgotten. A building sharing a hospital and Asylum, I think they should meet. GaaSaku Sakugaa GaaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,533 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
As Told Over Ramen by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Mini vignettes between the Naruto characters. No order of writing. No connection. Just random moments between characters; bits and pieces that had no place anywhere else; the little things are so rarely appreciated… Yaoi? Like, no way!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Lee R., Gaara
My Sugar Plum by MissPoprocks'n'Coke reviews
Gaara's the new kid at school, but doesn't make a "normal" entrance, then again, he's not exactly what you'd call "normal". And what happens when Hinata decides to make a promise she might soon regret? Not a typical high school story, HinataxGaara HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,884 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Surviving Summer: Haswell Style! by pink-mutant14 reviews
Lynn and Liza are forced to once again entertain characters from Naruto. However, will the girls be in serious trouble this time arond? better description inside! Rated T because... I said so! YAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,603 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Gaara
A Different Kind of Mission by SkywardShadow reviews
It's Itachi's first babysitting experience, and Sasuke seems determined to drive him out of his mind. An attempt at humor. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jinchuuriki by Picklesticks reviews
Naruto and Gaara are the only ones left who understand.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Gaara, You're Purple by TentenNTemari reviews
When Gaara comes down with a bad case of appendicitis, Temari & Kankuro rush him to the hospital. Kankuro pretends to be a doctor but becomes distracted by the lady nurses. What else could go wrong in the Little Hospital of Horrors? Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Fish in a Jar by QueenTigris reviews
Kankurou keeps wondering why his pets keep disappearing, and he sets out to find out why. With the help of a camcorder, and in the face of his sister's complaints, will he find out the culprit? Crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Behind the Sun by QueenTigris reviews
Naruto goes nutso thanks to a rampant fox demon in his mind and goes cannibal on his fellow ninja. Gaara, the sole person who understands what Naruto is going through, does his best to stand by him. New Chapter: Recovery. NaruGaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,561 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
Babysitting by luckystar994 reviews
What happens when a little Sasuke Uchiha finds his way out of his crib WARING MAJOR FLUFF
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Love's Misconstruities by XxIdleFlamexX reviews
GaaHina & ShikaTem. Gaara is introduced to Hinata by Naruto while in Konoha. Gaara becomes intrigued by the Hyuuga heir and Hinata finds herself wanting to know the stoic Suna boy better. PLEASE read synopsis in Epilogue for more detail.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,055 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Reaching Out to You by Ariel D reviews
SANDSIBS fic. Kankuro is hurt during a mission, and Gaara finds himself in the place to offer comfort for the first time in his life. Post Chunin Exams, pre Sasuke Retrieval.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Day Temari swore off underwear by Edlama reviews
Temari can't find her favorite pair of knickers. It shows up on a VERY unexpected place. Sandsib fic, Crack,Cross-dressing, mentions of ShikaTema, mentions of NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Dairy of an Emotionally Unstable Sasuke by tdoodle62sing reviews
Sasuke has to start writing a dairy,and we find out how mood swingy Sasuke really is!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Sasuke U.
Brother's Keeper by darkhelmetj reviews
Sandsib fic. One-shot. After returning to Sunagakure, Gaara feels overwhelmed by his newfound emotions, and Kankuro grieves over being unable to help his brother. Can they comfort each other and seal their bond as brothers? Shipp. post ep. 32. Hurt/comfor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Death Glare by Nymyrra reviews
When Gaara discovers Matsuri upset about some things she heard some people at school say, he teaches her how to deal with them - i.e., how to scare them witless. One part fluff, one part angst, and one part introspective. Don't mess with Matsuri.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Shukaku, Kunai and Fullfrontal Ninjaness by shrieking minties 51 reviews
In which Kankuro is traumatized, Temari needs mind medicine, Lee is ‘the eyebrow lord’, Baki is a parttime invisible person and Sasuke’s alias is Drippy the Sock. Crack parody, LeeGaa and Kankuro bashing but only 'cause I love him... now with 2nd chappie
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Naruto: Captured Moments by Tiger5913 reviews
New Installment: Set Alpha ! Freezing brief instances and bringing them to light... ! A collection of 100 word drabbles, based on the 13 drabbles setup of the LJ Community. Main Pairing: Gaara x Matsuri, Others: SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
The Sandsibs are Morons by a blue note reviews
see the sandsibs, the ones we all know and love...as complete idiots... but there not the only ones on complete crack! read and find the rest of the characters you know and love act completely out of character!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Gaara, Shikamaru N.
Sasuke in Unicorn Land by HylianChronicles reviews
BE WARNED! THIS IS A CRACKFIC OF THE HIGHEST ORDER! Sasuke wakes up in Unicorn Land! How did he get there? Why is the character with the most character depth Tenten! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Tenten
Just Sticking to the Rules by QueenTigris reviews
Kankurou is terrified when he walks in on Gaara in the bathroom. Then he tries to give his little brother The Talk after seeing what Gaara is up to. Not the smartest idea. KankyGaarGaar brotherliness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Violet Rose by Zukiesgal65 reviews
Hyugga Hinata has lived her whole life in the shadow of her cousin, Neji. She is a simple Kunoichi, with a simple dream. To win the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. How will she react, when her father tells her she's been engaged to a man she barely knows? -done-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 110,371 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Fallen by Spartanica reviews
He was a vampire. She was a human. He was a demon, she was an angel. But Angels weren't made for demons. Full summary inside. GaaraHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,054 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
McDonald Madness by TemariOfTheSand92 reviews
Kankuro and Gaara go to McDonalds. But when Gaara doesnt get what he wants, all hell breaks loose...R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
She Glomps by IceCrome reviews
Matsuri decided Gaara needs a hug. A very, very long hug. [Fluffy GaaraxMatsuri] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Matsuri, Gaara - Complete
The Hobby by Galance reviews
Gaara took up a nice little pastime, much to his siblings' delight. What is his hobby? Well... They're not exactly sure. Rated for bad words. Sandsib fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
No Laws to Love by Ame no Megami reviews
Hyuuga Hinata: wealthy, mannered, and smart. Voluntarily, she chooses to tutor a class at a local highschool. Sabaku Gaara: sarcastic, disinterested, and violent. For him and his friends to stay in their activity, they have to pass their physics class.[CO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,980 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Critical Point by iamzuul reviews
The Sand siblings return to Sunagakure and find that they cannot pick up the pieces of the lives they lived before. Betrayal, deception, and political conspiracies – this is the way of the Hidden Sand. Welcome home. [WiP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro
Short Drive to Insanity by It's The Krys reviews
In order to blend in with the rest of humanity, Zim has to do what all the other children in his hi skool class have already done…get a driver's license. Too bad it doesn't go as planned.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Holy BEEP by RabidFangirlMoo reviews
Gaara becomes VERY angery at Sasuke for a VERY good reason, Candy is thrown, and we hear Sasuke's opinion of Hamtaro. Absolute crack, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Taxes by FlyingFleshEater reviews
Naruto's son wants to know what his parents are doing alone in their room when they could be playing with him. Who better to ask than good old Uncle Gaara?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Inherit the Meek by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers for Gaara's birth, rated for mild gore. Yashamaru deals with the decisions of his brother in law, and what they mean for his sister's pregnancy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Gaara - Complete
The Cake by Galance reviews
Temari walks in on something she would have least expected. Set after episode 80, contains no spoilers. Sandsib fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Blood Breakdown by Juno42 reviews
Gaara is becoming ill, and Temari isn't sure why. She calls on a genius for help. Sequel to Step On A Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,846 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Gaara, Temari
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to ROCK LEE by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own ROCK LEE unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your fuzzyeyebrowed Taijutsu specialist, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
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Cracked Earth reviews
AU In a dusty town in the middle of nowhere, witches threaten to raise a long forgotten daemon.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Maka A., Death The Kid
If Wishes Were Bullets reviews
A collection of one-shots and short stories about how Death the Kid and the Thompson sisters' relationship evolves. No pairings. T for language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,166 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
Normality reviews
This boy would never be normal. DTK childhood fic.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
The Masque of a Young Death reviews
Just keep calm, don't try to fix the ballroom, and don't talk about butterflies. KidLiz
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Digging Up Poppies reviews
Just try and stay positive, even through the most maddening of times. Kid/Liz
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Nocturnes reviews
Kid fell asleep on the couch. Again. Short Kid/Liz drabble
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
The Raven and The Writing Desk reviews
Liz discovers Kid's affiliation with crows. One-shot. Kind of cute.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Photos reviews
Patty is looking for something to do when she finds Kid's family Photo Album. LizKidPatty family tiemz. Fluff. Sickeningly adorable.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Patricia T./Patti - Complete
Gaara is still a Fat Raccoon reviews
Sequel to Gaara the Fat Raccoon For some reason, Tsunade's jutsu didn't make Gaara turn back into a human as fast as it was suppose to. And of corse, Naruto's found the amulet that turns people into animals and only horror can come from that. Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Spoon reviews
In which Kid is eccentric, Black*Star is egotistical, Liz is Indifferent, and Patty really just wanted to lick the spoon.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Death The Kid, Patricia T./Patti - Complete
Demons reviews
AU Every Tailed Beast is given a human to work with after their last one has died. This human is not a host, but a sort of ally. Unfortunately, the two very rarely enjoy each-other's company and the human's life is destroyed though they are still living.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Gaara, Shukaku
Naruto: Ultimate Crack Fic reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are stuck in a well? Kiba ran into a brick wall? and.. WTF! Gaara's PREGNANT! Almost every character included at some point. Lots of crack hence the title and OOCness and a bit of cracky Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Gaara The Fat Racoon reviews
Naruto, Kankuro,Tenten and Gaara have been assigned a mission to find a certain amulet. They don't know what it does at first, until Gaara wakes everyone up in the middle of the night screaming.... Rated T for language. I don't own naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete