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Joined 05-30-08, id: 1590932, Profile Updated: 09-25-10
Author has written 15 stories for CSI, King Kong, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, National Treasure, and Zombieland.

"I wanna bowl with the gangsters but oh well it's obvious I'm white and nerdy." -- Al Yankovic


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To Build a Home by rae7788 reviews
When Harvey Specter took on his first case as a junior partner at Pearson Hardman, he had no idea how drastically it was going to change his life. He certainly never planned on becoming the legal guardian of 14-year-old Mike Ross...
Suits - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,764 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Charades by Black Friar reviews
While Batman and Robin are mysteriously occupied elsewhere, the team are assigned a mission in Gotham that Wally suspects may not be all that it seems. When a link to a high profile kidnapping is revealed, Wally is faced with the difficult task of keeping one of the Justice League's biggest secrets while also hiding his concern for a friend in trouble.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,472 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Closed Break by save changes to normal reviews
A belated Thanksgiving story. The story of how Ben and Riley first met, which happens to be earlier than many may think. AUish.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,836 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Riley P., Ben G.
Swimming Lessons by Cooper Sterling reviews
Of course, it came as no surprise that Columbus couldn't swim... Someone was there to give him a push in the right direction. While the zombies tried to get them, of course.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Tallahassee, Columbus - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by JediIpsum reviews
Riley must outlast his kidnapper's cruel games, if he wants to survive. His life depends on Ben and Abigail, who will do everything to get him back. Will they outwit this psychopath or will he have the last laugh? Collab, Jedi Pirate Jaeh and LoremIpsum
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,466 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Ask For Another Day by silverluna reviews
Carlton Lassiter has lost 36 hours of his life. Waking up disoriented on a beach is where it starts. Before long, he thinks he's being watched. Then he's accused of a serious crime. Desperate, he asks Shawn for help, putting everyone at risk. NOT SLASH. Winner of the 2010 Psychfic Awards Gold Pineapple for Best Mystery.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 216,941 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S., K. Vick, Henry S. - Complete
Silenced by quack675 reviews
Chase and Foreman are held captive and Chase is attacked. No one is left untouched by the fallout. This is a recovery fic in which most of the characters are doing some heavy self evaluation.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 147,624 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - R. Chase
Sins of the Father by Addicted Archangel reviews
After the BAU spends and evening at a bar, Reid goes home with a woman and does not return to Quantico. Soon, a phone call changes the life of at least one of the team members, and a frantic chase for an UnSub begins.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,618 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Ya Had a Bad Day by moogsthewriter reviews
Response to a challenge on PsychFic. Shawn's having a bad day and it just keeps getting worse. Will he even be able to survive it? Shules, and some major Shawn whumpage. Complete!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,909 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Into Thin Air by fvhardy reviews
The murder of a wealthy scientist leaves the team with more questions than answers. Then one of their own vanishes without a trace from the scene and the CSI’s are plunged into a horrifying and brutal world of human experimentation....
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,793 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
My Captive Audience by Little Tiger Stripes reviews
JD shouldn't get so involved. He's been told. He should have listened. ANGST, DRAMA, WARNING: torture, both physical and mental, and all sorts of uglies.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,497 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
One thing After Another by Stealth Dragon reviews
Just how hard is it to get Danny to the hospital? Sheldon and Lindsey are about to find out when a case interferes with the simple act of saving their friend's life.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,277 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
Broken Threads by fvhardy reviews
A ghost from Fenton’s past returns to haunt him just as Frank learns some bitter lessons about life. Will the ensuing chaos destroy the Hardy family?
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,862 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
What it's Worth by Goody reviews
Nick and Greg find themselves in a desperate situation when two criminals leave something behind at a crime scene. Something they want back at all costs. [Complete]
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,800 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orions
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F. Senior, Artemis F. - Complete
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Fountain of Youth reviews
Ben, Abigail, and Riley seem to have the worst luck when it comes to their treasure hunting adventures, and their latest escapade is no exception. But Ben never imagined that dealing with a child sized Riley would be so difficult...
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,019 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Riley P. - Complete
Watch Your Step reviews
Columbus learns the hard way that "Watch Your Step" should have been the number one rule in Zombieland. Good thing Tallahassee's there to pick him up when he falls...
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,859 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
National Treasure Redux v5 reviews
REPOST-sort of. It's the film “National Treasure” with a just-when-you-thought-you-couldn’t-take-it-anymore new twist. Ian has kidnapped Riley outside of Ben’s dad’s house...and the stuff that didn't happen in the other reduxes happens.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,385 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
National Treasure Redux v4 reviews
REPOST-sort of. It's the film “National Treasure” with a fresh new twist. Ian has kidnapped Riley outside of Ben’s dad’s house...and all Abigail wants is the Declaration, even if it means selling out her new friends.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,011 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
National Treasure Redux v3 reviews
REPOST-sort of. It's the film “National Treasure” with yet another new twist. Ian has kidnapped Riley outside of Ben’s dad’s house...but things do not go as planned when his hostage is killed, forcing Ben to take drastic actions.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,750 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
National Treasure Redux v2 reviews
REPOST-sort of. It's the film “National Treasure” with another new twist. Ian has kidnapped Riley outside of Ben’s dad’s house...but Riley escapes and meets Ben and Abigail in Philadelphia! Yay!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,799 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
National Treasure Redux v1 reviews
REPOST-sort of. It's the film “National Treasure” with a new twist. Ian has kidnapped Riley outside of Ben’s dad’s house...only to be thwarted by Ben in Philadelphia!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,033 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright reviews
A little Greg story—emphasis on the “little” Greg—as he deals with the pressures of private school, bullies, cowardly friends, nosebleeds, oh, and of course his mother...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Greg S. - Complete
Her Middle Name Was Boom reviews
It’s Riley Poole as the greatest action hero of all time! Sort of. When Riley is mistaken for a secret government agent, he becomes involved in a brand new adventure with the woman of his dreams. Now if he could only get his mom to stop calling him...
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,192 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Riley P. - Complete
The Real Greg Sanders reviews
Three little light hearted tales revolving around Greg centered episodes of the show and featuring special guest appearances by his very over protective mother...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Greg S. - Complete
Cubicles reviews
One shot. The tale of how Ben Gates found Riley Poole in a cubicle and invited him to go treasure hunting... Also featuring the trailer for my next exciting story!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Losing His Touch reviews
Set between the two movies. An old acquaintance of Ben’s is back and looking for treasure compensation. Not only is Ben’s best friend in danger, but so is his straining relationship with Abigail...
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,878 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Stowed Away reviews
The untold story of the Venture’s youngest crew member, from Jimmy’s initial appearance in the ship’s cargo hold, to his very first adventure on the high seas of the Atlantic and beyond...
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,499 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
My First Kiss At The Public Execution reviews
“The Dark Knight” inspired. Because every Joker needs a little Harley Quinn in his life...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Chasing The Lab Rat reviews
We all know and love the episode “Chasing the Bus.” But what if the convict had lived and the only thing standing between him and freedom was Greg? Wow that’d be crazy. Let’s see what happens...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,259 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Greg S. - Complete
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