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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Fruits Basket, and Anime X-overs.


So... hahaha... i love you guys... its been, like, 2 years since i updated... sorry... ill try soon, maybe... haha. sorry!!

NAME: Jessica
PICTURE: That's me. I'm so ugly. My cat is sitting on my shoulder. He's psycho...
GENDER: Female...
AGE: 20
ABOUT ME: I'm a very boring person, My life sucks. I'm obsessed with the Akatsuki in Naruto! Sad but true (METALLICA!!) I hate preps, sluts, whores, bitches. CHEERLEADERS!! I HATE THEM!! My friends have been calling me hot dog for 3 years.. Why? I don't know. My cat is a demon. He only likes me, no one else.
E-MAILS:, I prefer for you to write the first one...
IMPORTANT DATES:July15,1993- Birthday, September 30,2007-Mom's death day
Boring High School
I live in the middle of no where, but I was born in Mainz, Germany.
big I don't talk to my German half
BLOOD: 1/2 German 1/2 Irish
Not many. Not the most popular person
WEIGHT: I really have no idea...
MUSIC: All types Metallica is #1
MOVIES: INUYASHA!! I own all 4. I also own Death Note 13-16
ANIME: Shugo Chara!, Inuyasha, Naruto, Death Note, Eureka 7, Blood , Trinity Blood, Bleach,
SHUGO CHARA! Fruits Basket, D N Angel, Fearies Landing, Tsubasa
writing, sneaking around, I like to bug people
Sasuke Uchiha, Ikuto Tsukiyomi, Kei Takishima, Sasuke Uchiha, um... S A S U K E U C H I H A
Amuto Saku/Sasu Inu/Kags Sang/Miro Kyohru Jak/Bank Sess/Rin Naru/Hina Shika/Ino Ten/Neji
Black and White Tea (Arizona)
FAV. FOOD: pizza
I want to be a writer

Look at this site for Surnames look at this one for first names in many languages!
Cool Naruto info...


Rejected- Sakura Haruno-loved. Sasuke Uchiha-hated She knew how she felt and for how long. He knew he wanted to be with her. and it's just a matter of time until their dreams come true. Songfic.

The 'Next' Series- What happens when you favorite anime get turned into dating shows, with a twist??

Ways To Make Get Kyo Mad- These are ways to make Kyo Sohma mad

Caught- Sakura dreaming of Sai? What's going on? Why is Sasuke mad that his one chance was ruined by his replacement?

Thank You- What happens if Sasuke only has 7 days to prove his love to Sakura? Will he be able to out show Sai again? Orr will it be impossible to prove his new-found love? Sakura x ?

Cheating Gets You No Where- After Sakura finds out that Sasuke has been cheating on her with Ino, she leaves. Five years later she comes back. There's just on twist. There is a boy with her. And he posses the sharigan. Sasu/Saku

Take A Bow Sasuke- Sasuke wants Sakura back. But will she let him back in after she finds him kissing Ino? SakuxSasu Songfic one shot I might make it longer... Depends on what my reviewers think about the idea.

What Does The Sharigan Really Mean To Her?- After Sasuke returns to Konoha, he thinks about what it truly is to want someone. When he finds out that Sakura has been dating his ex-sensei, he wonders if this is how she felt with his fangirls hanging all over him all of the time. Or if this is what it feels to be hated by the one you love. He is about to find out what it is like to loose someone for real.


The 'Next' Series- HAIATUS

Ways To Make Get Kyo Mad- COMPLETE


Thank You- HAIATUS

Cheating Gets You No Where- COMPLETE

Take A Bow Sasuke- COMPLETE

What Does The Sharigan Really Mean To Her?- COMPLETE

Rejected- COMPLETE


Underline = names

Italics = author's notes

Bold = Names of stories


What Does The Sharigan Mean To Her?:

Name: Kiota Fukushima

Age: 16

Hair: light brown with different shades brown

Eyes: Light brow with gold specks

Positive qualities: pretty, friendly, fair, generous

Negative qualities: gets jealous easily, rude to people that hate her

History: Kiota is an orphan. Her parents were both killed when she was 6-years-old. She has lived in an orphanage since. She never got adopted due to people getting frightened that she is bad luck due to her past. Wherever she goes disaster happens. At the age of 16 she began living on her own. Thus, she became a good omen. She works under at the hospital in Konohagure.

Roll: She is the jealous fangirl. Sasuke asked her out to make Sakura jealous. He is not sure that it is a good idea since Sakura seems more distant after the murder of her boyfriend, Kakashi Hatake, and both of her parents. When Kiota sees them together, she tries to get his attention. Soon enough she will attack Sakura and try to fight her over Sasuke's love.


Name: Yuka No (that is a real last name!!)

Age: 21

Hair: Blond, kept short with light blue clips in it

Eyes: Green

Positive Qualities: Kind, nurse, caring

Negative Qualities: likes to "Over exaggerate"

History: Still lives with her parents. Yuka has never had a boyfriend that hasn't used her, so after this she doesn't want to be in any type of relationship. She only had one love interest. Hatake Kakashi. She now feels Sakura's pain over losing a loved one.

Roll: She is Sakura's nurse while Sakura is in a comatose stage.

Cheating Gets You No Where:

Name: Daichi Uchiha

Age: 5

Hair: Ebony (like Sasuke's)

Eyes: Emerald green (like sakura's)

Positive Qualities: um... still a kind, loves his family

Negative Qualities: Way too trusting

History: He was born after Sakura ran away. He does not know his dad. At the age of 5, Sakura and Daichi get called back to Konoha and Sakura is forced to show Daichi who his father is.

Roll: Sakura and Sasuke's child.


Name: Yuka Fugunaga

Age: 21

Hair: Blond, kept short with light blue clips in it

Eyes: Green

Positive Qualities: Kind, caring

Negative Qualities: likes to "Over exaggerate", possessive, infatuated with herself

History: She has been Sasuke's girlfriend for ever a year. Her history before that is unknown

Roll: Sasuke's girlfriend when Sakura returns.


Name: Yuka's Guards

Age: 20-30 years each

Hair: Hidden by a hat. The hat is yellow because Yuka is infatuated with herself.

Eyes: all kinds, covered by hat so you can't see them that much

Positive Qualities: loyal (so if you get them on your side GOOD JOB!! YOU'VE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE!!)

Negative Qualities: Stubborn, Yuka's Guards

History: Who cares. It's different for each one

Roll: Protect Yuka and do some other things


Name: Kiota Hachirobei

Age: 21

Hair: midnite Blue, lowers to mid back, kept in piggy tails

Eyes: a piercing green

Positive: Kind, gentle, loves kids

Negative Qualities: hates people that mess with children, she gets so mad, she will try to kill you

History: Sasuke's ex girlfriend. Other than that, she has lived with her parents until the age of 10, when they mysteriously vanished. She got adopted by her aunt and uncle. At the age of 18 she moved to live on her own. She became a prostitute and that is how she met the Uchiha.

Roll: Sasuke's Ex. She ends up befriending Sakura.


Name: Ai

Age: 5

Hair: short, light red

Eyes: Brown

Positive Qualities: She's a kid and cute, what else is there to say?

Negative Qualities: Well... she's a kid, accourding to people, they are troublesome...

History: Her parents were killed by Yuka and she was beaten by her

Roll: Sakura's adopted daughter


Name: Ryuu Hatoyama

Age: 25

Hair: Dark Brown, Messy

Eyes: Soft, light brown with blue specks

Positive Qualities: good police. kind, helpful

Negative Qualities: Gets nervous easily

History: Lived with his parents until the age of 21. At the age of 23 he got engaged to a mysterious woman. The woman was 19. She left him standing at the podium.

Roll: Police at the station that Itachi commands

Thank You:

Name: Katashi Hira

Age: 20

Hair: Dark Brown

Eyes: almost black

Positive: Healer

Negative: Tried to rape Sakura

History: Was married at the age of 18, but when his "wife" found out that he tried to rape Sakura at the age of 19, she broke it off.

Roll: A doctor

If you love the Akatsuki and think that they are all hot put this on your profile

If you talk to yourself alot put this on your profile.

If you think art is a bang copy and paste this on your profile

If you think Tobi is a good boy copy and paste this on your profile

If you think Gaara is hot copy and paste this on your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.

If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

iF yOu LiVe FoR fAnFiCtIoN aNd CaNt Go A dAy WiThOuT iT pAsTe ThIs On YoUr PrOfIlE

Put this on your
page if you love

Some crap that would never happen on Naruto:

Naruto will stop saying believe it.

Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto.

Ino will stop being a bitch.

Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake.

Kakashi will tell everyone about his life.

Orochimaru will stop being gay.

Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore.

Sasuke will come back to Sakura.

Karin and Sasuke will get together.

Karin will stop being a bitch.

Suigetsu will give up water forever.

Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and he and Sasuke will be friends again.

Kisame will admit he's a homosexual.

Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay.

Deidara will admit he's really a woman.

Sasori and Sakura will get together.

Gaara will have kids.

Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson.

Tobi is in his right state of mind.

Sasuke will stop being such an asshole.

Asuma will stop smoking.

Tsunade will give up gambling.

And the Akatsuki will disappear, Karin will die by the hands of Sasuke, Sasuke will admit his love for Sakura, and Kakashi and Anko will get together.

If you agree, copy this into your profile.



If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'

I think that Karin needs to die. Soon.

If you want to kill Karin copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste these into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Itachi's Number One Lover, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior,CrimsonBlood101, i-luv-sesshy-23

22 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.

22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.

This is really messed up. BUT it is also funny!!

24 hours notice:

A man goes to the doctor for a physical and some blood tests. the doctor said he would call him in two days with the results of the blood tests. Three days later the man calls the doctor and asks for the results of the blood tests.

Doctor: Well. I've got some bad news and really bad news The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live.

Man: Then what's the really bad news?

Doctor: The really bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.


Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Top 10 ways for surviving a



1) Organize BEFORE they rise!!
2) They feel no fear, why should you?
3) Use your head, cut off theirs!!
4) Blades don't need reloading.
5) Ideal clothing... tight clothing, short hair!!
6) Get up the stairway, THEN DESTROY IT!!
7) Get out of the car and onto a bike!
8) Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!!
9) No place is safe, only safer...
10) The Zombies might be gone, but the threat lives on!!

Repost this if you liked it!! Add your name to the zombie slayers list: Itachi's number one lover, i-luv-sesshy-23

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be mexican or spanish.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I hate it. ick.)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Only for you- Sasuke)

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.

I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.

I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.

I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.

I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.

I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.

I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.

I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.

I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.

I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.

I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.

I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.


I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.

I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.

I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.

I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.

I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF.

I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.

I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.

I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.

I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.

I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.

I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.

I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.

I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN.

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.


I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK.


I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.

I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.

I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.

I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.

I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.

I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.


I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.

I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.

I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.


I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.

I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.

I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.

I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.


I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? yup

3) How many houses have you lived in? too many

4) Favorite candy bar? snickers

5) Favorite shoes? uh... ew

6) Have you ever tripped someone? yes

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? kinda... i only like the n'sync part though

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? no

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My friends and mom

12) Favorite genre of music? Korean Pop

13) What is your zodiac sign? cancer

14) What time were you born? 8:56 PM

15) Do you like beer? Um no

16) Ever made a prank phone call? ya ya ya ya ya!!

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Robots Soundtrack

18) Are you sarcastic? no not at all... well, duh!!

19) What are your favorite colors? black

20) How many watches do you own? ew... again

21) Summer or winter? Winter (though i miss the snakes and spiders)

23) Favorite color to wear? black

24) Pepsi or Sprite? pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? cell phone? sorry, got it taken away, forever. it was black

26) Where is your second home? with my aunt, uncle, and little cousin

27) Have you ever slapped someone? yes

28) Have you ever had a cavity? no no no thank god

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? nil

30) How many video games do you own? a lot

31) What was your first pet? idk, that was in Germany... probably a dog

32) Ever had braces? no

33) Do looks matter? looks r gay

34) Do you use chapstick? no, i have perfect lips, every1 says so!

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. such simple names!

Mr. Smith

Mr. Barrett

Mrs. Arroyo- Magana

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? AMERICAN EAGLE!

37) Are you too forgiving? no... im evil

38) How many children do you want? none.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? DUH!

40) Favorite breakfast meal? pizza

41) Do you own a gun? why do you want to know?

42) Ever thought you were in love? yes

43) When was the last time you cried? when my mom died, on Setember 30th, 2007

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? i drove 8 hours to help my family move

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? niether

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? no way in HELL

47) Have you ever been in a castle? uh, a virtual castle, but my uncle owns one...

48) Nicknames? hotdog, jess, smexy, wife, sis, love, bitch, Demyx, Dem Dem, Hey! You!

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no

50) Ever been to Kentucky? through

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? eno

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Jasmine, my best friend in the world!!!

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? my lil sisters nickname is booboo?

55) Do you own a diamond ring? ew, damn rich ppl

56) Are you happy with your life right now? no

57) Do you dye your hair? yuperoo! It's pink right now, with brown, black, purple, orange, and blonde!!!

58) Does anyone like you? ya, my ex, his twin, his best friend and this guy in science

59) What year were you born? 1993

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? i was eating...

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? I FLIPPIN wish i did

62) McDonalds or Wendys? wendys

63) Do you like yourself? no

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? niether

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? eyes and hair

66) Are you afraid of the dark? no i love the dark... i hate light

67) Have you ever eaten paste? no

68) Do you own a webcam? no i dont do that crap...

69) Have you ever stripped? ?!, but yes, yes i have (on a dare)

70) Ever broke a bone? NOPE

72) Do you chat on AIM often? no

73) Pringles or Lays? lays get laid

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? ya

75) Rugrats or Doug? RUGRATSS!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? no, well, yeah- no...

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? no, except me

80) Do you own a car? no

81) Can you cook? no

82) 3 things that annoy you:

ex boyfriend

ex boyfriends twin

ex boyfriends best friend

83) Do you text message often? no

84) Money or love? love

85) Do you have any scars? ya, emo ones

86) What do you want more than anything right now? skittles

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? f ya

88) Relationships or one night stands? niether

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? BIG RED !

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? hell ya

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? no

92) Do you own a box of crayons? ya

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? my exs best friend... hes hot

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? my ex

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? my mom

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? my aunt

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? my best friend, Hugo since my freshman year of HS, still going! (I'm a senior)

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? my other best friend/sister, Jasmine

100) Who was the last person that called you? Tante April


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Hugo

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? - Black

3. Your first initial? -J

4. Your month of birth? - July

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? -Black

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. -Aqua

7. Your favorite number? - 13

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California.

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? - Lake

Are you done?

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(Don’t cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. -

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

Fun Stuff to do in an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

1. FIRST NAME: Jessica


3. SIBLING NAMES: 3 sisters, Jennifer, me, Deborah, Isabel (in that order)

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? September 31st, 2007 (my mom's death day)


6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?- meat... carnivore... carnivorous... yuk

7. KIDS? please repeat the question...

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?- um... i guess, well, no. not really.

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? im emo, i write poetry

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? naw! ... ya


12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? too much work

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? i dont eat cereal

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? no one does that... idiots

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? physically or emotionally? yes and EMO!!

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? cold is all i want... (Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough)

17. SHOE SIZE? my stepmom shops for me...

18. RED OR PINK? red, its violent






24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? music?! Emo Kid by Adam and Andrew


26. FAVORITE SMELL? spiders




30. FAVORITE DRINK? Arizona Iced Tea (White and Black)

31. FAVORITE SPORT? sport? cutting count?

32. EYE COLOR? black... dark dark dark brown

33. HAT SIZE? big?


35. FAVORITE FOOD? pizza




39. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter

40. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs


Birth Months:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn. Everything there was true. Only I hate to dress up, it annoys me to death. Also this showed out my weaknesses.

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Totally true

Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or a myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

Fuck actually used to be an acronym. Fornicating Under the Consent of the King. Way back then when people got married, they had to get this little piece of paper to nail to their doors to validate their marriage so they could have sex. - From LizzieStuck91

The End!

Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

This is this cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is dumbass cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. _

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class. biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs.

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull

You even write in Adult Fanfiction

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all

You considered becoming a doctor so you can be a 'medic-nin'

You tried to punch a wall and wanted it to shatter

You call your dog Tonton

You took up cyber gambling because you're to young to really gamble

You talk about the characters as if they're real people

You can't stop staring at all the posters and pictures you have of them on your wall

You have dreams about them

You want tattoo that resemble their symbols

You hate Naruto haters

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

...And also try to add to this list as well

Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this isnide your profile!

1. Itachi

2. Sasori

3. Deidara

4. Shikamaru

5. Hinata

6. Sasuke

7. Anko

8. Tenten

9. Temari

10. Naruto

11. Sakura

12. Neji

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Yes, yes I did :D

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kinda... IDK

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hinata would faint, TenTen would be like 0.o and Neji would freak

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?


5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

yes!! AH!! HOT GUY SEX!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten!! HINA/NARU

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?


8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Two blondes, one escape proof room, FUN!! DIEDARA X NARUTO

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

ew... no

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Seeing Through Your Torture

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?


13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?


14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I would!!

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?


16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Like a Virgin by Madonna

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning! Uchihacest and a deadly Byakuugan wielder

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Let's play dolls

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?


20) How emo is Seven?


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Frostbitten Mornings by theTwentyNineth reviews
What are Jack's and Elsa's mornings-after like? Rated for safety and based on headcanon.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
Aftermath by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU He was the one who fought in the war, but why was I feeling the aftermath?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hot Water by WellHowAboutThat reviews
It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In The Heat of The Moment by river of the sand reviews
AU. This is what happens when the SasuSaku in my head is interrupted by Naruto and this alternate universe version of Team 7 get down and dirty on a hot day. Rated M for a reason. It is NOT REMOTELY YAOI OR YURI. It also has a SasuSaku moment...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art of Losing by Luffoverhate reviews
ONESHOT Sasu/Saku "Sakura." She seemed to be un-phased, as if she had known of his presence all along. The last few drops of essence dripped from the rim of her container before she screwed the cap on tightly, lifting her gaze to meet his. "Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
FailBook by shewhowearsglasses reviews
CRACK The Naruto gang joins Facebook. And basically fails at life. Uchiha Sasuke feels stupid. Uchiha Karin is plotting. And Haruno Sakura is murderous. Someone definitely needs to get laid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
FailBook Too by shewhowearsglasses reviews
If your girlfriend is too crazy-in-love with some British punk, your sister is running away with your ex-friend, and facebook is suddenly very sexual, you might just be Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cheerleader Blues by Angelreira23 reviews
Sakura has a bet to get Sasuke's 'soaked' underwear but seems like Sasuke is smarter in letting her have them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
BathroomSex! What's that spell! by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Oh my god, Teme! This is better than porn!" "Hey kid, that's my daughter out there!" "D-Did I say porn! I-I meant corn!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Palm of My Hands by Sweet.Crazy-DramaQueen reviews
Haruno is a maid in Uchiha's household. Who's madly in love with Uchiha Sasuke. But not only does she wears glasses, is shy, short and ugly, Uchiha comes home with another woman. Is 'I love you... Sakura' the last words of this story? Or the beginning?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 225,282 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Undo by Marsh of Sleep reviews
"She doesn't want to analyze if she's trained him to be hard as long as he's underneath her, or if he actually finds her attractive." SoMa, femdom!Maka, depressing fluff, smut, crack, etc. For ChaosViper, 'cause it was her birthday yesterday.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Bar at the End of the Universe by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Amu's never been one for bars or alcohol. But there's something about your world crumbling that prompts you to do odd things. Little she knows this will lead her to a chance encounter with a charismatic stranger that will change both their lives forever
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52,133 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Actions We Speak by trilliumgt reviews
*Completed* Naruto and team risk their lives to keep a hold of their captive Sasuke. Only to realize, Sasuke's the one really in control. Heated battles, a ninja's death, and an ending unpredicated. Na/Hi, Sa/Sak, Ne/Te, Sh/I. Some sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 214,223 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Gravedigger's Daughter by Tarikashi reviews
Cloud roams the familiar streets of Nibelheim aimlessly before he meets a new friend, Zack. Said friend owns an ice cream shop to change the world one store at a time. Zacloud one shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
My Savior by Pnkrockninja101 reviews
AU. He couldn't even make it up to her... not until it was too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hell's Angel by Tobi'sgoodgirllovesSasuSaku reviews
AU The job of a demon is to torture their victims. Their image is to be cold and ruthless. She wears the image with ease and grace. He is chosen to recover her humanity. He'll fight to break it as she fights to keep it. Question is, who will win?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,330 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Union by Rathen reviews
Sasuke and Sakura never thought a walk in the woods could lead to this... but when fate takes the wheel, anything can happen. They learn first hand, just what that means.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,166 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost Control by SpacePirateGirl reviews
One deal can change a person's life. Sasuke, the leader of his "gang" and Sakura's major enemy, has forced her to make a pact: she must do everything he commands until the end of high school. As more dead ends unfold, can Sakura still learn to love him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,227 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sexual Orientation? by LoveWithoutFear reviews
They're best friends. Sasuke tells Sakura a secret, right when she was about to confess her love that secrets stops her. What exactly are they going to do now? Are they still best friends? One more question. What is YOUR sexual orientation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,868 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
One step forward: I found Sakura; two steps back: she's seeing someone else, and apparently, she despises me...Sasusaku, plz R&R, COMPLETED chap 15 up, Lemon! CHANGED MY PEN NAME: Princesssayuri1 :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,855 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trouble Life by TragedyDawl reviews
Sasuke is a gang leader and is seeking revenge but Sakura, his best friend, is tired of him choosing his revenge over her. Will he ever get his revenge or will he sacrifice it for her? Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,469 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unrevealed Mistake Of A One Night Stand by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Having a one night stand with him was never something I planned to do. Not using protection was another. But the worst thing out of all of this is that I'm pregnant. With his child. Sasuke's child.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 130,417 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Steal My Heart, Stab My Soul by kallmered reviews
She fell for him; for the last Uchiha during her job to steal his ring. But when the men who hired her suddenly changed her orders to assassination, how can she do it? Can she kill Sasuke? Never...but she has to. Or it's a loved one's blood on her hands..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,814 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Those Who Lie by the.israel.project107 reviews
Based on Nijuuni's picture on dA. In gangland Vegas, a man is on his knees with a gun inside his mouth, someone else's finger on the trigger, accused of lies. The big question is: what was he lying about? AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Kiss Me, Touch Me by Dark'sangel and Haru'srooster reviews
since they were lil' kyo, haru, and tohru were best friends until one day kyo's father took him away never to see them again 13 years later kyo comes back to live w them and now there is more then just friendship between them but akito gets in the way
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,121 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
The Mystery Dance by Brutalbeauty268 reviews
The gang is at the mystery dance which will be there prom and last dance until grad...unfutured Sakura has Youthfull guy which doesn't please her one bit...LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
All for One and One for All by Jennjennr reviews
Being best friends when young is easy, but the older you get the harder it is to stay friends. Can three people survive growing up as teens and beyond? [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,655 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fallen by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU SasuSaku 'I wanted to start a family with you...' he could remember her dying words, and he couldn't help but cry, for the first time since his family's death, Uchiha Sasuke cried. 'Too bad... it can't happen...' and indeed, it couldn't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,027 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Song Fics Galore reviews
Sasu/Saku SONFICS!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cheating Gets You No Where reviews
Sasuke has cheated on her for the last time. He begged her to stay, but it was fruitless. Five years later he finds out she is back, and with the biggest surprise he had ever recieved. Ready or not, daddy. LEMON IN FINAL CHAPTER!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,587 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loss of a Blossom reviews
Sakura's gonea nd Sasuke doesn't know what to do with himself, but then again, maybe he does? CHARACTER DEATH!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Random things reviews
A few boring fics that are really short... me and my friends thought of them during PE... romance because there is always has a pairing, crime because it should be a crime writing these stupid things...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The 'Next' Series reviews
What happens when your favorite anime get turned into a a dating show? If you have any requests for shows, look inside for all the info I need!
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008
How to tell Kyo Sohma is ANGRY reviews
These are ways to make Kyo Sohma mad. PM me or review if you can think of any others!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Kyo S. - Complete
What Does The Sharingan Mean To Her? reviews
Sakura pregnant? Sasuke wanting? Kakashi dead? Itachi in love? What has the world come to? Sasu/Saku others: Kaka/Saku Naru/Hina Kabuto/OC CHARACTER DEATH/CHARACTER OOCness/LEMON COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,466 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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