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by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Not Quite A Maia
by Kara's Aunty reviews
Middle Earth has a problem: Gandalf the Grey is AWOL in Time & Space after destroying the Balrog of Khazad-dûm. But who will take his place in the Quest to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron? Not who you think... HP/LOTR Crossover. Wildly AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 551,620 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Neville L., Molly W.
The Mark of Q
by leDaph reviews
Sixth year wasn't supposed to be anything out of the ordinary for Alex - well, 'ordinary' is relative when you have international spies for parents and a secret identity to maintain. But her days of thwarting the Marauders are up... they're fighting back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,443 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
His Reluctant Highness
by El Capitan K-rage reviews
Admittedly I did want a break from my hectic life. But I wasn't planning on this. Now I was trapped in Middle Earth...with a MarySue. And let me tell you, I wasn't happy about it. Could it get any worse? Unfortunately, the answer always seems to be yes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 252,161 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 6/1/2006
Lord Voldemort's Favorite Things
by Dr. Platypus reviews
The Dark Lord meets the Sound of Music.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks
by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Ukitake's Christmas Delivery Service
by UNseated4TH reviews
Christmas is near and everyone is celebrating! Even Aizen is getting into the spirit of the season. But when Ichigo is dragged into a Seretei xmas delivery service with Ukitake, the quiet holiday he wanted with family and friends wont be so..NOW COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,340 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Ichigo K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Cream and Camillia
by Mooncatcher reviews
Prussia, as it turned out, went delightfully well with gardens and tea parties when they come with Liechtenstein. Prussia/Liechtenstein.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Aizen's New Career
by UNseated4TH reviews
The students of Karakura High had been aware of the approaching sex-talk weeks in advance. However, when the lecturer finally turns up, Ichigo and friends are in for a little bit of a shock...Spoilers for 397
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen - Complete
A Twist In Fate
by Jesse A. Harper reviews
When a young woman accidentally hits a dog on her way home from work, she ends up getting much more than what she bargained for; especially when she starts to realize that her new pet isn't exactly a dog. And since when do dogs have violet eyes?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,185 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - G. Sanzo, Hakkai C.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear!
by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 7,598 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do
by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
by Lupanari reviews
AU, Time Travel. Sparring after the KakuzuHidan battle, Kakashi and Naruto are suddenly sent back in time. Not only that, but their bodies have somehow merged into one in the process. No Pairings. CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A MAJOR REWRITE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,992 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Herculean Tasks of Shuuhei Hisagi
by Barbellenel reviews
OR WHO'S PUNKING WHOM Hisagi with the help of Renji, Ikkaku, Kira, Yumi, is forced to complete a series of silly Hercules-type tasks from Shunsui in order to win Nanao's hand which he doesn't want to begin with. ShuuXNan. Humor/adventure/romance/revenge!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Shuuhei H.
What Hunny Read
by Rdyest reviews
When Hunny read Kyoya's journal, what strange revelations were inside? Includes a counselling session, a stalker sorta and a horrible illness! How does Kyoya cope! Story is probably better than summary. rated T to be safe... Read and Review!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Skinny Dipping: A Documentary
by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Kakashi's team. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Beauty and the Beast
by Stalker of Stories reviews
Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
darling and diabolical
by smartalker reviews
Lucy is by far the cutest girl he knows, and Gray is deeply suspicious. — GrayLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
From the Ashes
by peppymint reviews
After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A World of Stawberries
by Rdyest reviews
Hunny doesn't think like normal people, he sees the world in a different light. But what does Hunny think of Kyoya, who is his complete opposite?... story better than summary. Rated T cos I didn't know what else 2 put it as... Please R R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Seeing Is Believing
by Joker and the Thief reviews
Sesshoumaru may have seen some really odd things in his life, but Rin tops it off. Enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Lost the Battle, Won the War
by Joker and the Thief reviews
Sesshoumaru has always been a fierce and powerful demon, but how could he lose to a mere child? Well, that's Rin for you. Father/Daughter. K, fluffy-humor. enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 197 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Two ANBU agents get a crash course in babysitting and one of them finally realized their own mercilessness. Just another moment in an alternate universe: Baby Naruto and Daddy Minato styled. Re-edited.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
by H.E. Gray reviews
So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 276 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Cooking The Right Stuff
by Silvel-chan reviews
Cooking is simple, you just need to know how to mix in the right ingredients. This is a series of oneshots that feature Sakura with various other characters that you choose. NaruSaku. SasuSaku. HayaSaku. YonSaku. KibaSaku KabuSaku. IbikiSaku. ETC...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
by Teslyn reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya knows he cannot keep all the boys away from his little sister. But he can sure as hell try - after all, he's pretty for a reason, right? crack. pure crack.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
April Fool's Day
by Joker and the Thief reviews
11th Division style. Yachiru spreads the holiday spirit throughout the Gotei 13. Disaster strikes. Rated PG for mild moments. Humor fic. Happy April Fool's Day
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Hero of a Thousand Retreating Backs: Harry Potter
by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Featuring a Harry modeled heavily upon a wizzard commonly believed to be as important to magic as the number 'zero' is to mathematics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
What Cannot Be Explained
by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
There are many that wonder why these two are such good friends. 30 themes about the weird but wonderful friendship of Ukitake and Shunsui.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers
by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
The Courtship of Kurosaki Karin, Espada Style
by Bjorn reviews
What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Grimmjow J., Karin K. - Complete
by Misty Breyer reviews
Two cousins are transported from their twentyfirst century home to the shore of Erik's lakeside lair during a thunderstorm. The girls latch on and turn Erik's cozy little world upside down. EOC ROC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,894 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Erik
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai
by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
by Ramenism reviews
As the three men and one boy stared at the couple on the table, each questioned Leader. All the leader said was If I can't see it, its not there. KakuzuXSakura Rated for Hidan's mouth and the Kitchen table...:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Black and Twilight
by Feneris reviews
The Potters, a long line of the darkest of the dark lords. The Dursleys, The Weasleys, and Hogwarts now has to survive a boy named Harry Potter. Who comes from a family even more feared then Voldemort himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
by Honeyfish reviews
A cracky rewrite of chapter 116. Hanatarou exercises his acting skills. Byakuya is not amused.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja
by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
A Family Thing
by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
by Marin M reviews
Kisame x Sakura. Because you'll need something other than Sasu x Saku to read, eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
For Future Reference
by Seaouryou reviews
[Inupapa x Sessmom] In retrospect, it wasn’t a very good idea to knee your father in the crotch.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sesshomaru - Complete
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German for Unification. Or, how Prussia got his little brother. A mostly historically accurate retelling of Germany's first unification.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Coffeetable books reviews
Or, why the Prime Minister should consult England before leaving books in the presence of France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
It's time for Neji to receive his Caged Bird seal. However, things didn't quite go as the elders planned it to.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Neji H. - Complete
The Great Chip Debate reviews
England is offended for his language's sake, America can't see a problem and Australia just has to make things harder than they already were.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In which England and Australia are silly and America feels confused and left out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Australia, England/Britain - Complete
On Uniforms and Soccer reviews
AU - A young Sasuke and Naruto discuss their favourite soccer teams. Inspired by the Fifa World Cup and not to be taken seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Object's Ramblings reviews
Harry Potter from a different point of view. Why have angsty teenagers do it, when you can have a grumpy floor narrate the tale? Not in order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009
Sleep Deprivation reviews
Don't read unless you can handle bad writing, bad storyline and shameless self-insertions. No, seriously.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2008 - G. Sanzo - Complete