Author has written 3 stories for Oliver!, and Hollyoaks.
Hey, there everyone! Welcome to me profile! Well, first things first, introductions. (I think that's a quote from a movie. Sure sounds like one.) My name's Lauren. I've been told I'm quite good at doing accents and imitating people, which I'm glad of as I aspire to be an singer/actress.
I am a classical crossover singer and my website is http://laurenjaymesmusic.weebly.com/ so please check it out. :)
Location - Southern England.
Characters I have played:
Louise in Road
Ursula in Much Ado About Nothing (Abridged)
Hobby in Teechers
Pirouette in Commedia dell'Arte.
Dolly in Anna Karenina
Princess Jasmine/ Kneecap Flo in Aladdin (Pantomime)
Mistress Squeamish/ Old Lady Squeamish in The Country Wife
Characters from various small plays and pieces such as "Attempts on her Life," our "Roman history" children's theatre play, etc, as well. Our very first play was about sexual bullying, which we performed at local schools and in our local theatre; it got mentioned in the papers! I'm very proud of that.
Characters I hope to play:
The Artful Dodger in Oliver!
LV in The Rise and Fall of Little Voice
Either Dolores Van Cartier or Sister Mary Robert in Sister Act
Lucy Schmeeler in On the Town
Sara Crewe in A Little Princess
Christine in Phantom of the Opera
Favourite music - Michael Jackson (loved the guy since I was two), cheesy dance songs that everyone secretly loves, swing music, classical music, opera and mostly movie soundtracks.
Favourite books - Jaws, A Little Princess, Watership Down, The Secret Garden, The Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland, Flowers in the Attic saga, Harry Potter, Enid Blyton and, oh, too many to name, really.
Favourite movies, Coraline, Calamity Jane, Singin' in the Rain, Willow, The Neverending Story, Oliver! (1968), Shirley Temple movies, Jaws, Watership Down, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
Favourite characters - Kyle from "South Park," (he's so sweet) Fiver from "Watership Down," Tom Cunningham from "Hollyoaks," he's such a legend, Brendan Brady from "Hollyoaks." He is one sexy beast! That 'tache!, and most important, Dodger from "Oliver!" (Jack Wild is so adorable. How can anyone not love him? Sorry, I'm turning into a fan girl, lol.)
I'll Never Tell - Dodger couldn't stop thinking about the woman and what she had done to him. But he'd never tell. Never... Complete!
Stories in the works:
Melody 2 - They started out as enemies and became best friends. But they didn't count on falling in love. (A sort of sequel to "Melody" (1971) starring Jack Wild.)
Perfect Crime? - Dodger is kidnapped in the middle of the night. All that's left is a note warning Fagin to not look for him. Who has Dodger? And why?
Anyways, enough about me. On with the useless, random stuff we all love to read!
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You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - Oscar Wilde
"Insanity is a tool, use it well." - Robert Clark
"Shut up! Shut up! If I can't hear you it's not illegal!" - Homer Simpson
"Be optimistic, don't you be a grumpy. When the road gets bumpy, just smile, smile and be happy." - Shirley Temple.
"Smile, though your heart is aching. Smile, even though it's breaking. When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by, if you smile." - Michael Jackson.
"Why do you talk to yourself?" - my friend, at school. "Because I prefer intelligent conversation," Me.
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
The other day I was wondering, "why does a frisbee get larger the closer it gets to you?"
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
I'm hard yet soft, I'm coloured yet clear, I'm fruity and sweet, I am jelly. What am I?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
Few women admit their age; few men act it.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Copy and Pasting tiiiiiime!
Ways to tell you're a writer:
You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
- If you worship English 101.
-Your friend tells you a heartbreaking story, and your first reaction is to insert a character from your favourite series into it.
-You are writing scenes in your head corresponding to scenes from a manga or anime episode.
-You have ideas for fanfics involving characters from your OWN original fiction.
-You are convinced that by writing a fic, it will eventually become canon.
-You are often angry at the original writer for not having the plot done your way.
-You haven’t updated your blog in a month because you are too engrossed in your current crack pairing project.
-You know you’re a fanfic writer when you can’t get through a single episode of your choice series without rewriting it in your head with your own OC involved somehow in the plot.
-You know you’re a writer if looking out the window is part of the job.
-You stutter when asked what you do
-You edit others conversations in your head while listening to them.
-You always carry a note book
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-You know you’re a writer when – in the middle of the most important English final exam of your life – something in your English paper sparks your imagination and you spend most of the exam thinking about a new plot-line for your series.
-"Aha!" moments hit you in the middle of the night and wake you up out of dead sleep.
-You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.
-You would rather write than go out.-
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So, if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.)
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Will ask you what is wrong and when you don't reply will walk away and ask again later.
BEST FRIENDS: Will ask you what's wrong, and watch you punch a balloon in silence for nearly two hours, and won't leave.
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Re-Post this to help stop racism!!:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."
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