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Nicknames-CC, C, Car, Carlisle (no joke, my friend called me that then when I read Twilight I was OMG thats my nickname)
The Display picture is my best friend Sam and I. I am the one in the upper right corner. My hair was in pig tails and I looked ridiculous. No one competes with Sam. No one. We've been best friends for three years now and we rarely, if ever, fight. The weird thing about us is that we are almost complete opposites yet we get along like we're one person. We also kinda even each other out, you know with reason and such, but also with my personality vs hers its quiet interesting. Men/boys/Guys/or anyone who is interested in her, just to let you know she is taken and if they break up there is a line for her, so don't bother, besides you have to get a stamp of approval by yours truly. Umm... and I know people say this all the time but most people don't really mean it, but if you mess with Sam I will find you and beat the shit out of you, no lie, its happened before, also its Vise Versa.
Fav. Books-Twilight Saga, The host.
Fav. Music-Basically anything.
I play a little bit of piano, not much though.
I rarely watch TV except the news when my dad comes home.
I have a older sister.
I am 14.
MYSPACE PEOPLE!! If you have myspace and want to add me. Tell me that your from fanfiction. myspace.com/carlys_tha_lame
I love fanfiction.
My fav. writer has to be daddys little cannibal.
Haha I have a horse. His name is Amante de Las Manzanas but I call him Buddy. He is a Paso Fino. ummm he is from a famous sire and more fame is in his grandsires. He had a horrible life before the person we bought him from. He was locked in a stall for 6 and a half years and left a stallion, when the person who we bought him from bought him he was a bone bag, and he put him on a diet to recover him, then when we bought him he still had a few ribs showing, but nothing of alarm. Now he is fat and happy with TJ my parents draft/racking cross, in their pasture, and Buddy is going to be in a few shows this year and next. =
Dirty/multiple sex pairings CONTEST!! Rules:
1 Must have following in the beginning of the story:
Type: (ex. Dirty talking Emmett/Jasper/Edward, Threesome foursome ect.)
IC, OOC, OC ect
For info on contest go to cbuchananmdcs6's profile.
For questions or entries send link to 'cbuchananmdcs6 at yahoo dot com'"
2 In summary must have something like 'For dirty/multiple sex pairings contest by cbuchananmdcs6'
3 Must be a Lemon or really dirty lime
4 LINK MUST BE SENT TO ME BY EMAIL IN ORDER TO BE INCLUDED IN THE CONTEST!!
5 Must be one of the boys talking dirty to BELLA in a simple pairing (ex. Jasper/Bella) or a multiple sex pairing (ex. Edward/Emmett/Jasper/Bella) or if it is a threesome or up it can include Rose and Alice. BUT YOU CAN NOT INCLUDE PARENTS like Carlisle or Esme or something like that.
6 DEAD LINE IS DECEMBER 1st.
7 Questions? Ask me.
I think, I know.
the next 9 links are for their home the last four of the nine are floor/site plans (BEFORE YOU LOOK AT THE PLANS please note that the writing on them is so fine it is very hard to see. I am sorry for this but I can't help it they came that way)
And I love these quotes:
"Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."
"I'm not with stupid anymore! No shit, smartass. My ass!"
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."
"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."
"I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends"
"Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."
"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."
"Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow."
"Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."
"You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."
"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
"People often ignore the simple things in life. If someone really annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. On the other hand, it only takes 4 muscles to reach over and bitch slap that mutha fucker upside the head."
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!"
"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen."
"Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh."
"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."
"Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "seven days..."
"Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you."
"A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going 'We fucked up, huh?'"
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."
So this is something that my dads friend actually said when they were in their 20s. You know your drunk if a Game Warden or Police Officer asks you if your drunk and you say this: "Officerrr, we ain't drunk a drop...we drunk gallionss and gallions and gallions!!" So uhh. My dad broke his friends rib for saying that because they COULD have gotten arrested but didn't, please know that my dad is a redneck (literally because he has a RED/PURPLE neck, and he and I hunt.) NO my dad does NOT drink anymore. AND Yes he pronounced it as Gal-ions with a drunken slur.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
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