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To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,921 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 3,604 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Worth a Thousand Words by Lazy Tobi reviews
Elizabeth is a photographer. Darcy is a man who used to be a model and got dragged back in by his friend. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and their story can be told in snapshots of days.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 7,973 - Follows: 9,645 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Armistice by Driven To Desire Challenge reviews
My only love sprung from my only hate, but this is no Romeo and Juliet story. I discover that with Edward, there is a fine line between love and hate…and it's a very blurry line indeed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Golden Giants Tour by walkingwithgiants reviews
"Three months," he kept going in his deep voice. "You'll probably never be able to do this again." Three months, three continents, sweaty nights, an uncomfortable bed, ten men, a girl, and a bus. Bella Swan should have known better than to say yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 65,864 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Charm of my Own by Positively 4th Street reviews
A collection of outtakes from 'A May to December Romance'. Edward's POV. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Edward, Bella
Silent Angel by VixenOnFire reviews
Edward Cullen doesn't believe in angels. His mundane afterlife is proof of that. The residents of St. Isabel's hospital, however, prove to be anything but ordinary. O/S, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Glimmer in the Vein by TallulahBelle reviews
In the future, Captain Swan lives by the rules of her job. In a far off place, on a mission to cultivate water, a glitch activates a computer program like no other and shows her a side of herself that she thought was gone. FOR THE TWISCIFI CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12815 - Favs: 7,353 - Follows: 6,131 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6014 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 4,313 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Thirty Seven by AlyNiki reviews
Bella repeatedly receives calls from women looking for an Edward she has never met until she decides to figure out his phone number to put an end to it. AH/AU/Canon Pairing/ OS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Never Knew by nerac reviews
After a phone call from a stranger turns her life upside down, Isabella Dwyer realizes that the people you trust the most sometimes tell the biggest lies. Can she convince a man in uniform to help her discover the things she never knew? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,640 - Reviews: 5953 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Served Cold by spanglemaker9 reviews
When Bella has been wronged, nothing is more important than exacting her revenge. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 153 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night Must Fall by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. In a world of night, shadows known as the Volturi reign supreme. Their word is law, unquestioned and unchallenged. A doctoral student threatens exposure, and a Volturi Prince has been unleashed to silence her forever. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,754 - Reviews: 3793 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eddie and The Cruisers by Holly1980 reviews
Eddie Masen had it all; power, intuition, and the hottest rock-n-roll band in the country. One night his car went off a dark Washington State bridge. His body never found and his dream never lost. Twelve years later the mystery of Eddie begins to unravel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,611 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 3997 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Words by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place Winner in the Missed Connections Contest. "Back in the summer I saw you on the L going into Brooklyn...You wrote me a note on a scrap of paper."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 155 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
And the Oscar Goes To by Drowning in Chaos reviews
Bella is a blockbuster actress who's out to make a joke of Hollywood. A night of mishaps places her in the bed of the most egotistical actor in tinsel town; a man she loves to hate. Trouble doesn't end with just a litter of kittens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Companion by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella Swan always believed in happily ever afters.When she marries her high school sweetheart & starts her own wedding business, she thinks she's living her dream.Then it all comes crashing down.Can a handsome photographer help her believe in love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,108 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shine: A Ladder to the Sun Outtake by Rosybud reviews
A collection of outtakes told from Edward's perspective from my story Ladder to the Sun. EXB. All Human. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 6865 - Favs: 4,502 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and the Dragon by SophiaAnne reviews
The reward? 100 pieces of gold and the King's daughter's hand in marriage. The quest? Slay the dragon and bring the Princess home. Edward stared at the drawing of the dragon, then turned away. Dragons, he knew, were far more beautiful. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,044 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 8953 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 4,773 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cracks in the Crystal Ball by SydneyAlice reviews
A fortune teller promised Bella that she'd lose her heart to a green-eyed boy. Six years and two kids later, a husband and wife struggle to rekindle the passion they once shared. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 145 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Russia With Love by WrkofFctn reviews
Bella Swan moves to Chicago to start life as a grad student of Russian History. Her schooling is put on hold when she stumbles into a war between two crime families - the Cullens and the Volturis. How will she deal with a forced life as a Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,402 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
The House on Maiden Lane by SophiaAnne reviews
There's an old house, one that's supposedly haunted, out on the edge of town. Are there really such things as ghosts? What's really inside The House? Bella and Edward will soon find out. A tale of loss and love. BxE, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ignorance is Not Bliss by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella lives a good life, with trivial things to worry about most times, and is sometimes naive about the rest of the world.Until she meets Edward, who's from the wrong side of the tracks.What will this irritating guy teach her about life and its choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,004 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
A Rose in Winter by SophiaAnne reviews
A sudden snowstorm. A missing father returned. A bushel of red roses on the doorstep. Bella Swan's holidays brought unexpected events. One year later she begins to learn what it all means. Written for the 2010 Twilight Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hearts On Sleeves by CrazyDaisyDaisy reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Forks Washington, and each girl is forced to endure 'Hearts On Sleeves'. While trying to avoid becoming anyone's valentine at all costs, Bella finds out there's more to Edward Cullen than meets the eye. Valentine's Day one-shot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Angel Is A Centerfold by SophiaAnne reviews
Edward's homeroom angel has been fueling his spank bank for years. What happens when he finds out he's got to share her with the rest of the world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,636 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Life ain't been no Crystal Stair by XDCaramel reviews
Having been raised in poverty and through hard times, Bella Swan resents the wealthy who "have it easy". Edward Cullen is a rich arrogant man who thinks the world revolves around him. Can they convince each other otherwise? ExB All human. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,462 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Grocery Encounter by Wooden Tulips reviews
Bella's roommate Rose drags her out grocery shopping one cold winter night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,068 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hurricane Bells by HellaCullen reviews
Edward thought he had the sweetest girlfriend in the whole world. That is, until a certain time of the month rolled around. One-shot, crackfic, ExB, rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Everything I Need to Know by Bella Regia reviews
Kindergarten teachers see more in a week than most people see in a year. Come see a typical kindergarten school day for Esme with a handful of Forks' kids. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 301 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waiting For Your Essence by SophiaAnne reviews
AU. Seriously AU, as in there are massive liberties with Twilight vampire canon. As Halloween approaches, Bella's dreams are stalked by a mysterious man. BxE. Written for the Darkward Vampfic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Peter Pan's a Vampire by The Romantically Inept reviews
When Bella Swan was a little girl, she had a special friend. She never knew his name, but every night he'd come to her window to play with her. She called him Peter Pan. What happens when he shows up at her school twelve years later? NOT a crossover! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,849 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
In the Still of the Night by SophiaAnne reviews
Written for the Age of Edward Contest. 50s Edward. A lonely girl in a graveyard and a boy that holds her hand. "How can anything survive when the little minds tear you in two . . . what a town without pity can do." AH/AU BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,778 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Definitely, Maybe by gangstapenguinduck lover reviews
Canon Pairings. Bella Swan attempts to keep something vital from agent Edward Cullen. The only problem is, she might be falling for him while she does just that. On hiatus/reworking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,687 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008
The Marriage of True Minds: Age of Edward OneShot by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
This one-shot is an entry in the Age of Edward contest. It's Austenward! The story takes place in Regency England, circa 1810. Bella enters an arranged marriage to avoid poverty. Can she find love despite the circumstances? M FOR JUICY OLDY TIME LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 226 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Pina Coladas And Getting Caught In The Rain by Chedea reviews
Bella is an aspiring journalist, stuck editing the personal ads. Edward is a doctor and longtime bachelor. When Edward sends in a personal ad on a whim, Bella reads it and feels drawn to him immediately. Will The Doctor and The Bookworm find love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,583 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Life as a Jelly Donut by Twilight Mischief reviews
I reached forward to take the jelly donut, only to meet another hand. My eyes met Edward's "Let go of the donut, Bella, and no one gets hurt." I glared, "Back off Cullen! It's mine." Who knew the fight for a donut could lead to so much more? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Escape the Fate by OlaMarmota reviews
Bella Swan is a Jewish girl living in Denmark during WW2. Her mother and father have been relocated, and she's on the run. WILL BE ON A LONG, LONG HAITUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Heartbeats by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Higher Stakes by under the weather reviews
An interloper eavesdrops on a private moment between the king and queen of Remalna.
Sherwood Smith - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Prelude to an Afterword by under the weather reviews
Because some things are not better left unsaid, a look at several incidents of interest falling between the last chapter and the afterword.
Sherwood Smith - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Just Breathe by strapped to a comet reviews
"Breathe, Mel," she whispered to try and calm her nerves. "Just breathe," she put one foot in front of the other and walked out into the courtyard. MelVidanric. Post CD.
Sherwood Smith - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete
Jerrol, as it Pleases You, My Lady by Foolish Mortal reviews
Centered around Tlanth, gossip in Athanarel, and Jerrol's first meeting with Meliara Astiar. This fic is probably not going to be read by the multitude of Melanric and Flaustra fans...
Sherwood Smith - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
Childhood Living by Dommi-chan reviews
Something goes awry in class and Snape becomes...a babysitter?!?! This and what the heck is Voldemort doing?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort