Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, StarCraft, Warhammer, Overlord, and Code Geass.
Ideas from other authors...may their days be filled with the things they like and their enemies suffer untold humiliation and pain...and flamers flames be used to bake their food as well!
This is not a small hand grenade. Pull the pin, chuck it and boom: Ahkmed's cousin felt the explosion.-hector enix, dude you got great ideas..
Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.-once again i have to agree with your mom on this, we ARE chrunchy and tasty with ketchup :P
We're not retreating, we're just fighting in a different direction!-gotta say hector enix's dad has the right idea when confronted by very big bosses or large amount of ganking nerds...fight in the other direction untill you hit their rear as the world is round, not flat, ROUND!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. )
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
YES I AM A WRITER!
-thank you HD- spartan!
My inner dragon...
I took the" target="new">Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Yellow Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the most interesting of all. Yellows are the fourth rarest dragon of all (after Gold, Platinum and Chromatic dragons). They spend the vast majority of their time soaring high above the ground, often for no particular reason. They love to be in the air, and are thus typified as the Air Elemental dragon. All of the Elemental dragons are technically aligned "Chaotic Evil" but a Yellow is about as close as they come to being Neutral. So if you catch me being sweet, it's perfectly normal. But it might be a feint.
I like to spend time in silent, aerial meditation and would only really attack someone if provoked. My favorable attributes are the sunrise, Spring, incense, clouds, and any kind of helpful air current. When it's needed, my breath weapon is pure bolts of Lightning. How's that for a neat piece of carry-on luggage? See you amongst the clouds!
well gotta say, that may explain a few things about me...ehehe...zap...lighting is pretty and very dangerous...
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be
-OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP We shall remember you.
I'd be this Boyfriend
Just read this, it will make a difference.
If only everyone could see this and understand it.
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hoodie
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she loves you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you;
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she says it's over
When she reposts this bulletin
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's okay, don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
- Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend.
Girls post as: "A real boyfriend"
and if you do not re-post this within 4 minutes,
Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely cover anything? Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone
Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isn't it funny that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
I'm not laughing,
Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS
Keep on laughing,
Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE.
BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING, BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND. BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE SHIT PEOPLE AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES, ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT, ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET, ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS.
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, ITS ANOTHER DAY OF DODGING RUMORS.
Keep on laughing.
-If you agree with this copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then let the world know who you really are.
-HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:
It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.
You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.
You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.
And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.
Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?
Are you laughing yet?
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?
HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?
THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.
BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.
BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.
KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUKCING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING.
-Copy this into your profile, and be proud that you're not one of those people.
Name: Tenchu Ryu
translation:Divine Punishment Dragon
Age:start of cannon 14
Demon:Jyuubi no Ryu Kami...trasnlation:Ten Tailed Demon Dragon God
Eyes:silver with slit, edges have some slight red to them in the center around his eyes
Abilities:Can control fire to extreme edges...can also go into a dragonic form whitch takes enormues amounts of chakra which only last's 1 hour but while in this form...hes the worth of 5 of the yondime hokages...Because during this form he takes up the appearnece of a dragon and human merged together...wings of dragon hands and feet of a dragon and a dragonic tail...also his skin has a few scales around and his teeth become fanglike and his eyes glow yellow as his face resembles that of a dragon mixed with human traits When this form is done he must rest for around 5 hours to a day and cant use it for another 6 days so he can only do it once a week. He also has the ability to breath limited flames from him because of the jyuubi's interfearence of his body seeing as the dragon god cant handle having a "Weak, Pathetic Mortal who cant Control more than a fith of my power" Also is very competitive with the kyuubi no kitsune seeing as they vive for the position of "Top Demon"
Seal:Ni Shika Ryu FuinTwo Dead Demon Consuming Ryu Seal...so basicly he has narutos same seal except instead of the spirl...its two dragons tryign to devour each other.
clothes:black shinobi pants with chains on them,white shirt,dark anbu black ops chest armour over it,2 fingerless gloves with slight spikes hanging over the knuckles...a black headband covering the front part of his hair while letting the rest of it fall over the back...black facemask...also is known to somehow carry a small twig with a few leaves in his mouth...also a black katana on his back about 5 feet long...has some rations on the sides also along with some pouches for kunai and shurikens...also hes anbu black ops forearm protectors and shin protectors and wears black sandels.
weapons of choice:his black katana,a large sythe he has in one of his scrolls...andf his falcon talons...basily 2 three bladed claws that are 2 feet long and also has 2 spike blades in his sandels
Traits:has silver hair and eyes and behiend his face mask 1 scar on his cheek that are as large as kyuubified narutos when hes pissed...also known when he calls upon his demons power he doesnt get tails but out of his right eye comes strange black markings that trail like shukakku's blue markings...when he calls upon 1 tail it covers 1/10 of his body and so on untill his body is completly covered...when he uses its power his eyes turn redish/silver color and his scalia starts to turn deep black and his two cannines on his top jaw turn black and grow for 1/2 an inch long
rank:can either be Gennin...Chunin...or jounin in fanfictions
Love intrest: Tenchu:GET THE HECK OFF MY CASE AND DONT ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS DANGIT!!...son of a bloody btch
hobbies:playing jokes on people...a prank here and there...Beating people shitless...and playign evil genjutsu on unsupecting innocent people favorite is when he made the Third hokage thought that the paperwork came to life and started to attack him when in reality he fell asleep and the paperwork filled the room up!! Truly an evil genius! Also is known to be somtimes peverted and other times kicking pervs to the curb or introduce them to the sennin ?Gotoshi? Dragon Style!dont ask it hurts alot and if you really piss him off...youll be less of a guy also is known to wander around for years and turn up back where he started and has a slight case of polar personality split...a good funny side and a murderous killer-who-will-kill-you-as-soon-as-he-sees-you-side, favorite saying? Im not insanse...The worlds insane, im only half sane!!, and Son of a bloody Btch. Also loves playing his guitar and singing songs _dont own linkin park or nickleback and disturbed's im alive!_
Also it is known that some of his genjutsu forcus around his songs so he wont have to fight much...lazy basterd!
Realation to naruto:Freindship...almost brothers in all but blood...AND NO YOAI!!
IF you wish to use my oc please send me a email message and the details of how you plan to use him because i really dont like the idea of useing him in fanfictions i dont know anything about...Anyways this char is gonna be comming up in my fanfiction that im currently thinking about and will write once when i get some programs i needed installed!!
This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!
name:fallen-ryu (fallen dragon)
stories:microsofts up! got a few stories...
hobbies:...dont even try to make me talk...
dislikes:alot of things like bad pairings...
1)yoi...While i dislike it im also annoyed that fanfiction doesnt have a yoai filter...like the filters at top when your looking for stories on specific characters, and while i prefer to ignore yoai when i can it gets tiring seeing so many yoai stories when im searching for a good fanfict to read when im bored or just need to read nowdays. Seriously, why doesnt fanfiction have a yoai or straight filters? anyway enough of my rant but please, try to keep some opinoins to yourself, and yes i do like girl on girl, but i dont try to convert other people-(note: wish the owners of fanfiction did make a yoai/yuri/hetro setting, would make stories easier to find for all those who like a certain one of those three)
2)poorly written fanfictions but hey readers cant be choosers...but still SPELLCHECK!! or at least read over it...yes yes i know i can screw up some words time to time but hey i do spell check i just need to proof read em...unlike alot of people...and if english isnt your primary language than ignore this dislike and move to the next, and i do apologize if i offend somone...but im not responsible for your mistakes.
3)anoying people...and rabid fangirls...seriously...to many of those around!
4)jackasses...meet my 1 fingered salute asswipes...im an asshole get over it.
5)dunno i just put this here to fill up space...and trying to buy some time while you waste a few seconds of your life reading this message!
WHY ARE YOU ASKING!? who told you!? why are you here! POLICE I GOT STALKERS!
3)dark evil things...what? cant a guy like scary evil things running around
5)kick ass movies
7)being evil in video games! im sick and tired of being the good guy...VILLIANS NEED A CHANCE PEOPLE! you never know the other side of the story, not everythings black and white ya know!
8)just decided to update this thing...anyway...i like bashing in general...but sasuke could use a good ol beat down...at leats the manga/anime version does...
if you dont like these things then bug off...
pairing's i like:
Maybe NarutoxFem sasuke...if you make her less a bitch and stuff like that...basicly remake sasuke into somewhat a better person than the manga...hehe
Narutoxcrossover girl...as long as they arent as bad as saukura was when she was younger...or still in general (lying to naruto about her feelings and such...i dont get that shit and i never will)
Naruxanyone thats his age...seriously people narutoxtsunade!? unless you got a time reversal jutsu you got to be kiddin me...
NarutoxDemonic ladies ...for this one i just like the idea of naruto with demonesses...
femnarutoxmaybe kyuubi...if ya do it right...
femnarutoxgarra...what the pyscho could use a litttle love!
couples that make most sense...
Things i like to see bashed :D
sasuke...sakura...maybe kakashi...maybe old hokage if you present a good case...KONOHA DEFINETLY...oroichimaru(he brought this on himself!) and others, like danzo and the council!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom, 225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, uchihasakura285, NarutoFanGurly, Fallen-Ryu
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their ass off at the others
If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile!
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...), Jenova Remnant (afterwards, my friends called the event the floor hug), DestinyGamer (don't ask...) CommodoreZelda13 (Yeah, I'm a freak. Deal with it) Mysticyoshie (At school with all my books) The Sage of Spirits, zigyy553 (I was thinking about pie.),(Was running from being late...funny but freaky though...Dont ask) Fallen-Ryu
if you ever have seen the future in your dreams and saw this in one of them write youer name here...Fallen ryu(my dream was about some weird crap i dont understand but i saw this in one of them...somwhere...)
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this on your
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are proud to call yourself weird, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever have intellectual conversations with the strange voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Anthurak The Chaos Lord, AA TTrue GGamer, Fallen Ryu
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Dipstick1214,Thousand Tailed Holy FangFlash, Fallen-Ryu
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, cyber-porygon, Program X.A.N.A., Shining Pheonix, Dipstick1214,Thouasand Tailed Holy FangFlash,Fallen-Ryu
If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile-fallen ryu,
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
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If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (we have candies, sweets and cookies) I know You Want to... and so do the bunnies.
Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side.
Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side.
Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile and help him achieve world domination. So Copy And Paste!!
('.') This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
Beware the bunny!
If you read this entire profile...than congradulations person/mam/sir...you just had your eyes slightly damaged by the fact that staring at a black and white screen without looking away or taking a break and just damaged your opticle nerves hehe!...now spread the assholeisim and help take over the world by bringing misery at people who are like polititions that are screaming Curropt and making their lives hell! just for the sake of having a few laughs before we all die one day heh!now post your Name here! Fallen Ryu!
If you support the "Naruto is not Gay" cause, copy and paste this into your profile! BECAUSE HE IS NOT!!
Welp thats all Ja Nee!
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