Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight. Slowly being put on Royal Road over time.

When someone is unsatisfied of his present, time travel may be attractive. But would an old Harry really be interested in reliving his school years with all those annoying school kids, classes and dark lords? Probably not - but sometimes you don't have a choice. No Slash - no clichès (beside time travel itself) - maybe no romance at all.

Harry has all three Hallows... but what's that do for him exactly?

When a 12 year old Shirou finds himself in another world with no explanation how he got there, he knew he was in trouble. The fact that he woke up in a cage, a Slave Crest on his chest and odd new additions to his body underscored this fact. Naofumi, the disgraced Shield Hero, did not care about any of that. He just needed these two raccoon demi-humans to be able to fight. AU.

Harry feels that it's stupid to alienate those who control your money. See how a bunch of first years treat the goblins and what comes of it. These kids are going to cause quite a storm. Should be fun. A fast paced, happy, story about changing their destiny. It all starts at Gringotts.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

What if Harry read the Daily Prophet all the way through after his fourth year and didn't like what he read and fought back by taking a page out of Muggle history books on propaganda? Independent Harry, who leaves the Wizarding World to fend for itself. HEA

A collection of oneshots following the very many different erotic situations of Jaune Arc. He really just can't help it!

Harry returns to a secret Salazar, and later he himself, had kept. But this, to grant freedom after centuries.

The Triwizard Tournament was a chance for Voldemort to regain his body and when he had Harry Potter captured at the graveyard, he thought that his grand plan had worked out perfectly. There was just one small problem with a bit of information that he had lacked.

Percy has the chance to stay with Calypso. He takes it.

Para todos este pueblo era un lugar feliz y tranquilo, en el que todos se saludaban con una sonrisa y eran amables entre si, excepto para una persona, Harry Potter, el marginado del pueblo, que soñaba escaparse de alli algún día.

Another set of one shots.

The Goblet of Fire isn't a simple artefact – it possesses vast amounts of magic, a rudimentary sentience, and multiple sets of rules for past Triwizard Tournaments. The goblet gets aggravated by interfering wizards, throws out the rules, and takes steps to protect the underage contestant who is drafted into the contest.

On the day the Champions where selectet a ancient secret of the Goblet of Fire its revealed! In truth its a prototype lesser grail and the tampering with it activatet its old Grail Functions and so it declared a Greater Grail War between Hogwarts and the Clock Tower.

This story is inspired by the fanfiction story titled 'Guy Fawkes Day' by MisterQ. Go read it! Space Expansion Charms are unforgiving when misused in that story. Harry witnesses what happens when expansion charms are compromised in the green flames in the Floo network. And Magical Britain twists and turns the events to fit the narrative they are most comfortable with.

Fleur joins the Order earlier, and takes up a post much like Tonks and the others. Her idea of guarding Harry isn't half as passive as the others.

The Triwizard Tournament brings loneliness and isolation for an angry and disillusioned Harry Potter. When the financially astute goblins use a loophole to help Vault-holder Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived begins to break free of Magical Britain.

When Dumbledore left Harry that night He did not realize that he had made a mistake. One that would cost him his manipulations and plans. And would have far reaching consequences. Manipulative Dumbledore and some Ron bashing. Rated K for mild language and thematic situations. Will update rating if need arises.

at the end of the war, when all was quiet, Harry has an unexpected conversation.

Dumbledore expected a weak Harry who lived with the Dursley's. He was not expecting a Harry who grew up on the streets and has no interest in playing a hero. After being abandoned in America by the Dursley's Harry learnt to survive using his brains and magic. Dumbledore, Hermione and select Weasley bashing.

Jaune gets lost, and meets a nice lady. Everyone else has to deal with everything that follows afterwards.

Another selection of one shots.

Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.

Jaune fell once again and now he find's himself in front of his best friend before she can make her choice. He's made up his mind to respect her choice but before she makes that choice he has one last thing he needs to say. One-Shot Rated M for mentions of Suicide

The ritual in the Graveyard to resurrect Lord Voldemort reveals a problem for Tom Riddle, Jr. Something is missing when he steps out of the cauldron, something he couldn't get from Tom Riddle, Sr's bone. (Bashing Riddle, Dumbledore, professors, Houses at Hogwarts, and Ministry for Magic)

Harry had been told by the Sorting Hat that he would do well in Slytherin. During the hunt for the horcruxes, this side finally makes him ask a few more important questions when he has the chance. It's true that knowledge is power. Maybe even the power the Dark Lord knows not?

During game night, Ruby questions what's happening as Jaune and Blake endure "Seven Minutes in Heaven" in a closet. Yang explains the situation with a quantum mechanics lesson, insisting they're simultaneously kissing and not kissing. Meanwhile, Nora spirals into an existential crisis, Weiss fumbles her trash talk, and the teams await the collapse of the quantum state.

After the war, the young generation needed to get started to earn their living. Many had great dreams of joining the ranks of prestigious professions, among them the aurors. But was everybody suited for it? They would get a chance, everything else was in their hands.

One responsible adult realises the inevitable (much earlier than he would have under a different author!) and decides to do something about it. (Dec 2022: finally completed!)

Some people drink to forget; some drink to mask trauma; others drink to escape their lives. Why does Jaune Arc drink? Mostly because of his Semblance. What, you were expecting something darker? Follow Jaune Arc, the drunken master, on his adventure to become a huntsman. When he can remember why he's in Beacon, what he's doing, or even his own name. Bottoms up! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Recently, Jaune had been spending a lot of time in Vale. Curious, his friends decide to follow him to Vale, with Yang making jokes about Jaune having a secret girlfriend. Yet, to their surprise, Yang was right. However, the surprise continues when they see Jaune with a different girl as the day continues. Confused, they follow Jaune, where they get their answer in the form of Neo.

During the final battle for Hogwarts, Harry comes to terms with his life and his responsibility. A hand regains its strength faster while grasping the hilt of a familiar sword. The darkness is banished, but Harry's work will not be over so quickly.

Though Voldemort died three years ago, danger has not escaped Harry Potter. It turns out somebody is now after the Elder Wand, but when Harry finds out who it is and why, everything will change.

Jaune wakes up one day wondering why he was in his family's vacation home in Uptown Vale. But he quickly remembers why he was there when he sees the sleeping form of his wife, Winter Arc-Schnee. And as he gets comfy, he begins to recall all the events that led up to this moment where he shares a bed with Winter. One Shot.

August 1994, Dumbledore needs to consolidate his power in Magical Britain. He wanted the Tri-Wizard Tournament and the ministry was reluctant to provide the funds. So, he arranges a trial for Sirius. Harry is confined to the Burrow and comes into conflict with Molly who loses her temper. There are consequences.

Summer after third year at Hogwarts begins with lower floors of Hogwarts filling with poisonous, caustic gas rising from the Chamber of Secrets. Elves save furniture and portraits but can't get anyone to pay attention to warnings. Several individuals enter castle but none of them ever leave. Dobby visits Harry Potter and word gets out. But Dumbledore doesn't pay attention.

Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.

De los creadores de "La gente muere si es asesinada" llega... ¡One-shots tan inmensamente pendejos como las ganas de Fou por golpear a Merlín!

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

Commissioned work. For Love of Magic AU. With all his wives choosing to pass on, the lines between "can I do this?" and "should I do this?" got a bit blurry for Harry.

Another bunch of one shots.

Harry Potter discovered he had a rare gift. He wasn't sure when he would use it, but one day while he was walking around Little Whinging, things changed.

Thanks to a small deviation from his normal summer break, Harry takes the challenge that he gets confronted with in his fourth year differently. Some people might have liked it better if he hadn't gone on vacation. The rating is for mention of sexual content, but nothing explicit

AU, implied time travel. Lord Voldemort might have been the first to know it, but others learned, including the Dursleys, the Hogwarts professors and students, and the Death Eaters: Harry Potter is terrifying. Seven parts. COMPLETE.

The wizarding world was making changes and moving on. Harry Potter was going to help with that.

When Harry receives the Potter Invisibility Cloak at Christmas in 1991, he is surprised and pleased to discover the cloak has something of a trickster personality and spell crafting skills. How does this impact the rest of first year and the following years at Hogwarts? Some bashing of professors, Dumbledore, and Riddle.

When Dumbledore explains to Harry that he knew what leaving him at the Dursleys would be like, Harry lays into him.

While working on his wedding plans, Harry gets some shocking news.

It finally happened. Her little brother managed to land himself a girlfriend. Saphron is so happy for him. But when they come to visit her in Argus, she has her suspicions about this Neo girl, especially since she doesn't seem like his type. Maybe she's just being paranoid? Maybe Neo does care for him? Or maybe she's leading him along? After all, it wouldn't be the first time...

He wasn't sure exactly when it all started. A month ago? Two? Whatever the case may be, at some point it had started and it showed no sign of slowing down. He'd never been friends with a Slytherin before, nor had he ever really tried to be. Until now, apparently.

This is another time travel story. Warning: Bad Dumbledore, manipulative Molly, Ron and Ginny.

One day during 6th year DADA, Harry has had enough of Snape's bullying and stands his ground. Just a little something I threw together a while back and forgot about until today.

After Sirius' death and the Orders threats to the Dursleys, Harry prepares himself for a worse summer hell than usual. He thinks he can't win, & he is correct but there is a slight chance he just might if he ever stops fainting

Summoned before the Wizengamot for trial, Harry has had enough and wants nothing more to do with Magical Britain. Just a little plot bunny that insisted on being written, this has potential to become something more but not right now (if ever). Open for adoption if it strikes your fancy. Also probably slightly OOC, but who cares, it's fanfic. :)

Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.

If anyone were to pay attention to the Servant at that moment, they would see Medusa's expression gradually shifting into looking like a deer in headlights, even through her blindfold. Her, a mother? It only took a single glance at the little one and those sparkling green eyes to see what he thought about that idea. She groaned inwardly. (actually a fem!Harry fic)

Fifth year. Remember that time when Harry stopped to think before speaking? When he was smart about it and didn't just sit back and watch as he and other kids were hurt because the Professors told him to keep his head down? Although, nobody would have expected him to handle it the way he did.

Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers broke as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.

When the dementor attack presents Harry with an opportunity to begin to fight back he gladly sets himself on the path to have a hand in his future. But as time goes on, it's clear that not all is the same as it once was. Why has his scar stopped hurting? What are these seemingly random objects he's drawn to? How deep does the connection between him and Voldemort truly run? Post GoF

This meme still has a final say before it dies.

Inspired by the question "Did the Marauders meet in the afterlife?"

Just another day at Beacon Academy. Nothing special. So why does a new item on the cafeteria menu threaten to break their friendship group apart? After all, it was just milk!

Harry knew he didn't have enough information about the horcruxes so when he was asked by some of the order what he knew, Harry decided to fill them in. (A bit of Hermione, Ginny and Molly bashing)

Being desperate Lilly Potter tried a strange ritual to summon beings that would aid her in defeating Voldemort. The result was the appearance of two legendary Knights who slew the Dark Lord and after that Lilly and her family escaped to Japan. Now, Headmistress of the Kyoto Magic Academie, they have to return to participate in the Twi Wizard Tournament and get trough Albus schemes

Salem made a slight error, causing her to be stuck to with a human. Fortunately, she found a way to get out of the situation while bringing her one step closer to her revenge. Unfortunately, the way was called 'Love.'

The impossible and, to wizards, unbelievable, had happened. Hogwarts is GONE and all who dwelt in the Castle and the surrounding areas were destroyed. An entire generation is gone and, naturally, Voldemort is to blame - except he didn't do it. What really happened?

After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.

Collection of one shots where various Harry Potter characters will get more upset than in canon and end up saying or doing something that will likely destroy relationships, and possibly have long lasting plot impacts. Not meant to be bash-fic, but there will be some unforgiving interpretations of actions and words that will edge on bashing.

Huntsmen and Huntresses were impressive in all fields Grimm killing and fighting, but incompetent in nearly everything else. Jaune Arc learned this within the first month at Beacon when people kept snapping their pencils from applying too much pressure. Well, one thing led to another, and while not the best fighter, he was all business. Welcome to Jaune Arc's Black Market!

Yang Xiao Long was the complete package. Awesome, one-of-a-kind, endowed with the most renowned weapons, Arm and Hammer, part chicken, blessed with—eh? Oh? That last part? Not a euphemism. Of all things to inherit from her mother, she left her the capability to chirp. A well-kept secret from everyone, especially Jaune Arc, who had a habit of feeding and talking to the birds.

It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.

Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..

One-shot. While spying on Voldemort in the Shrieking Shack, Harry gets an idea, and things change very fast.

Harry Potter didn't realise how much his life would change when he discovered the Hogwarts warding stone. One shot.

AU:Zelretch was bored out of his mind so he decided to mess around with a certain blonde knight. Jaune having just been harshly rejected by his crush had just gone out for a simple walk then out of nowhere he ends up meeting an upset girl with a fox tail and ears. Now Jaune has to deal with her calling him Master and insisting that she's his wife! How can he deal with all this?

After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry

I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.

In which the Villain kills the Hero, saves the Princess. And loses everything in the process. Oneshot.

Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.

The Angel Blade System, experimental Atlas Technology that Penny Polendina secret borrowed, turned her and Nora Valkyrie into hot-and-bothered nymphs. Only the raging beasts that were Lie Ren and Jaune Arc could restore them to sanity before hormonal-moral corruption seized them entirely. Scantily clad, sweaty, and embarrassingly moist, nothing could stop their hip bouncing ways.

And So The Hunt Begins Again.

32 year old Harry Potter fled to the outskirts of Atlanta in 2001, in 2006 after the death of Andromeda he gained custody of Teddy and a year later he met the beautiful Daphne in NYC who had fled a marriage contract to Draco Malfoy. The three formed a family in Atlanta until 2013 when the dead started to Walk and now they are trying to survive.

Salem makes Jaune the ultimate deal: in exchange for the lives of his friends, she promises to free him from the curse that has plagued his life. Rated T for Treachery.

Canon tells us about the unspecified 'protections' Lily Potter laid upon her son. What if she had done more than that?

Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.

A mother never wants to see her child leave her, but when a child returns and embraces her after he has left her wings, the feelings she will feel is incomparable. Harry Potter has just returned to his mother. No not the red headed one, this one is way better than her!

In Harry's sixth year, he confronts Albus about why Hagrid never got his wand rights returned. The confrontation reveals an unsettling truth. ONE SHOT

Jaune lost his memories, woke up at the Grimmlands and was captured by the Queen of the Grimm. He knew he was going to die right then so...why not with a bang?

Harry kills Voldy at the ministry. Dumbles pulls his manipulation and Harry reacts. This is a Dumbledore and Molly bashing. This is a one shot around 17.4k Enjoy

After the Tri-Wizard tournament. Harry is alone, abandoned by his friend during the 4th year and his Godfather and Remus afterwards. Then one morning 2 weeks later he receives a letter. A letter written by his mother and his life changes. (Dumbles, Molly, Ginny and Hermione bashing)

Twenty years after returning her parents' memory, Hermione reflects on how well things worked out with her parents. Her parents have a differing opinion. ONE SHOT

Don't like the world? Go find another.

Albus Dumbledore meets a different Harry Potter in the Limbo version of King's Cross, where he learns some disturbing facts and discovers a glaring hole in all of his plans for Harry.

Pyrrha Nikos trained to be as great as a warrior as she could with the help of her semblance Polarity, but in the process lost the freedom to interact with others. The Invincible Girl was indeed untouchable, unable to connect with the souls of others. But luckily, she runs into someone with a body of steel and a soul of swords. ShirouxPyrrha Oneshot series

What started as an innocent game between Jaune Arc and Yang Xiao Long quickly grew in depravity the longer they played. Both were too boneheaded to quit, so boundaries broke to one-up the other. Soft lips tipped the scales. A touch of skin drove them mad. An audience raised the stakes. However, common sense flew out the window when playing alone. "Oops, my finger slipped."

Glynda Goodwitch gave an advice to the resident Arc.

"It's time you got a reality check." Harry said. "Reality check?" "Yes... into just what it is to be me." In which Harry is sick and tired of Ron's constant jealousy. Of course, things don't always go quite as planned. This time, though... that's a good thing. GOF AU

Terrible things happen when wizards meddle with time, Miss Granger. Particularly to those caught in their way.

Riddles. Games. Tongue-twisters. All of these childish games required a thinking-out-of-the-box approach. To prove a point to a stubborn Weiss Schnee that these fun activities were, in fact, not a waste of time, Jaune Arc challenged her to solve the hardest puzzle. What he didn't expect was her resolve to beat him at a silly child's game. Yang Xiao Long loved every second of it.

Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix

Nightmares and night terrors remained a common occurrence that not even the bravest of Huntsmen were immune to, Team JNPR and Team RWBY were no exception. Common practice prescribed sleeping in someone else's bed when frightened awake. All good. All good. The only thing Jaune Arc couldn't fathom was why everyone always crawled into his bed?

Ruby Rose was the one to open the door to Jaune Arc's musical solo, not Weiss Schnee, and as a quick-thinking, rolls off the tongue kind of leader, he improvised and made his song about her instead. Little did he know the milk-loving, cinnamon roll leader of Team RWBY was a sucker for chivalry and noodles. Not to mention Yang Xiao Long just loved playing matchmaker.

The Fall of Beacon is underway. All of Vale is under attack and the one responsible had just taken to Maiden's power. Jaune knowing he can no longer keep his secret, one he planned to keep unlit graduation, He must take up his sword and fight to protect the ones he lovers. His sword however isn't Crocea Mors but one he has kept hidden since Beacon began.

The Dursleys did not take well to being threatened by the Order of the Phoenix after year 5, and Harry has a desperate idea and calls upon Kreature to help him fake his own death and disappear. Rated for implicit violence and dark themes. No Ron bashing, irritating Dumbledore.

Outside of being a loyal companion and trustworthy friend, Yang Xiao Long hardly thought much of Jaune Arc. He was a noodle. She liked him. He was nice. Simple and easy! So, why did he have to throw the whole status quo into whack by getting some ridiculous haircut and not shaving for a week? What? No! He didn't look or acted like a younger version of dad! Stop saying that, Ruby!

What if there was one Person in Little Whinging that didn't simply believe the stories about Harry that Petunia and Vernon told their neighbours, but actually looked to see what was going on. What if that Person acted, to at least give Harry some justice for what he had to endure there? One-shot

The usual story. Manipulative Dumbles, Harry gaining his independence. This takes place after Harry's third year. It was a perfectly normal day in Privet Drive. The birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, and the Dursleys were their usual cheerful selfs. Then suddenly...Now what on earth is going on this time!

After a rather painful revelation and deciding to try to leave the Wizarding World behind, Harry accepts an invitation. One that may very well put him at odds with the Hellsing Organization.

Harry learned a lot from the Dursleys; how to take care of number one was the major lesson. Distinctly grey! Harry. Combat gardening to be found within. He makes some unexpected friends too, and will you Puffs quit chanting 'Badger! Badger'

Quite by chance, Harry finds a spell that is supposed to do his homework, but of course he can't tell anyone, not even his best friend. But is that all this spell does? Rated M for language and DE viciousness.

"It has come to my attention that you all are angry at me because you believe that I entered the Triwizard Tournament against the rules for reasons that I can't quite get my head around" Just a dumb one-shot.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

In which Harry is contemplating killing himself before the Triwizard tournament can do so, and goes to ask Professor Moody's advice ... as soon as Barty Crouch leaves his office. Suicide issues.

another exploration of what happens if Harry gets a bit smarter about the Triwizard when he realises that hostages are going to be taken and fears it is going to be Hermione. Nobody can get at a potential hostage if she's hidden in the Chamber of Secrets, Oh, and there's a lot of potion ingredients to negotiate with Snape. Well-meaning manipulative! Dumbledore. Ron improves.

remembering that the milkman gets to the doorstep at about 4 am, is any decent man going to just leave a baby on a doorstep? Another reason why wizards might do better to study muggles more closely rather than just despising them.

Cuando el alumnado de Beacon se junta, sucede el caos. Pero cuando compiten, hasta Salem teme por su vida

Set at the beginning of the Triwizard tournament, when Harry is so angry, he has decided that the consequence of losing his magic matters less than losing his life. However, he has a thing or two to say about the Wizarding World first. Oh, and it's a Harry/Hermione shipping

Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.

Any summary I can write would give it away. Heck this isn't even about knives, so even the title is misleading :-)

Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,

The binding contracts between the goblet and each champion are not the only ones in play.

set following the pensieve incident during occlumensy, Harry has a sudden fit of the smarts and works to enlist more active aid from Snape. Unkind to Dumbledore and some Weasleys. Umbitch gets hers. Hermione has to think, and wises up. A peek at what might happen if the occasional use of logic and intellect was applied instead of hokey reasoning and blind belief in prophecy.

Harry Potter accidentally disappeared to another place and time the night his godfather fell through the veil. Voldemort has taken over and Harry is needed now more than ever to fight the growing evil. The only trouble is that Harry Potter is no longer a teenage wizard, but a full grown territorial marshal who uses weapons of a simpler, harsher time period, somewhere- west of here.

Harry gets tired of the magical world after he killed Voldemort. Mobbed when he goes out by the people in the Alley and Hogsmead. Molly constantly yelling at him to marry Ginny and her trying to run his life. The ministry telling him he is A going back to Hogwarts for his seventh year or B joining the Aurors to help hunt down the rest of the death eaters. So he forms a plan.

This fic was "inspired" by reading a completely pointless fic where Remus and Sirius read the epilogue, and basically just smile and grin to themselves, happy that Harry is alive and well and all that. They don't actually **do** anything. As I said, pointless. So I decided to xkcd 386 that one-shot ;-)

In hindsight, this was somehow entirely Ruby and Nora's fault. How was Jaune Arc supposed to know that Crocea Mors was actually an embodiment of some woman's soul from the past? Not to mention her and subtly were miles apart on, even on a good day. He's too young to be married. She didn't quite agree. Ozpin certainly dropped the ball. And everyone else was just lost in the shuffle.

The war is finally over and even though Harry "saved them all" it seems he isn't allowed to have a life of his own. Everybody thinks he will continue to be the hapless pawn, but Harry has other ideas - and a lawyer. Bashing galore of just about everybody except Voldie because he is dead. Completed

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

After the fall of Voldemort, Harry´s brother Owen is hailed the savior. Now, what will happen to Harry?

Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.

After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.

You know that theory people have about everything in Harry Potter being a dream...?

Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.

Harry is pissed off and had enough after the events of Sirius' demise at the end of Harry's fifth year. Gritty and nasty, take no prisoners -Potter.

"You lost someone, didn't you? I lost someone too, someone very important to me." Two tortured souls, two lost pups finding solace in each other...in shared grief. (Short Jaune x Neo oneshot.)

"Any final words, prisoner?" He asked coldly. If anything, the man's smirk grew. "Just the one: Remember." One-shot.

Or Why Drugs are Bad for Wizards. As an orphan, Harry had to make ends meet. The orphanage certainly couldn't afford to do it for him, so he took on a job with a local drug dealer. It was a simple job. Help the dealer package drugs to be shipped. Of course, a simple job is not really that simple if the drug in question is ... quite nefarious and absurdly dangerous.

She was cold, and she was also feared by many, even her own brother feared her. She had long ago accepted that she was dangerous. She was fine with being alone, she was a loner anyway. She was sure that even her own blood would fear her to. Yet she didn't think she could ever bear her son fearing her, even if they're not related by blood.

Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.

What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.

Jaune tells Ren his side of the story of how a small accident with Ruby nearly led to an untimely death, and did lead to jumping out of perfectly good bullheads, shopping, and getting blown halfway across the harbor after being taken hostage by terrorists. And yet somehow he still doesn't realize the obvious. (One shot.)

There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)

What if Dumbledore was out-maneuvered and was late for Harry's hearing for underage magic? Harry ends up expelled but he will not take the unfair and condescending treatment by the Magical World any longer. Watch as Harry successfully escapes and leaves the problem of Voldemort to those who should be handling it. Lots of bashing. Completed - sequel to follow eventually.

Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.

If Harry can stand up to his abusive relatives, why not stand up to Snape? Read as he snaps during his first potions class. Independent Harry, who protest his treatment and stands up for his rights.

The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them

During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.

On his 17th birthday James Sirius Potter goes to Gringotts to claim the Potter Lordship and its fortune, something his late father never did. James Sirius is in for a big surprise as is the entire Magical World. If you don't like Dumbledore and/or Weasley bashing then this story isn't for you.

Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.

Harry returns from a personal 5 year crusade to find that something very important in his life has changed.

What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

Due to the effects of the blood quill, Harry Potter is losing his magic at an alarming rate and will be a Squib and a dead one before Christmas. After essentially burning his bridges behind him, he does something desperate and hopes it will work. Does it or doesn't it? You have to read this story to find out.

At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.

Team JNPR wake up one morning to a slightly off kilter Jaune Arc. It turns out his parents are visiting. Joy...Oh wait-

No one has ever shown Harry Potter any mercy, especially Dumbledore, so why should Harry have any mercy for anyone in Magical Britain? A Harry takes charge of his life story. Completed.

Everybody is waiting in the Great Hall for Harry Potter to die and come back as even though he has died it is still Dumbledore calling the shots. Once Harry offs Voldie THEN the final plan goes into effect. But they are in for a very big SURPRISE.

Harry is illegally chosen to participate in the Tournament, gets fed up with his treatment and tries to gain his freedom from Dumbledore, etc. Despite him being in the right, Dumbles is too powerful and "wins" but Harry now declares war on him and the Magical World.

Most people in Magical Britain under-estimate Muggles because they don't really know much about them or how much they have advanced since 1945 because Dumbledore wants it that way. Contrary to popular belief, there are Muggles like the Drs. Granger who are not only intelligent but bound and determined to watch over their daughter.

At the graveyard Harry and Voldemort had a "chat" and unknown to anybody - especially Dumbledore - call a truce and another more appealing offer is made. Will Harry accept after experiencing Dementors, sham & illegal trials, Ron being Ron and all the usual angst?

Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)

Harry has had enough and fights for his freedom from abuse and Dumbledore mainly by suing the hell out of everybody. He actually wins and Dumbles loses. But nothing stops Dumbles from getting his way and a new war starts, one which poor Voldie isn't invited to participate in. Complete.

What if Harry takes things coolly and suggests a small change in the tournament? ONESHOT

AU: There is nothing like dying to finally make some important changes and that is exactly what Harry does after surviving another killing curse. Through a stroke of very good luck, Harry finally gets control of his life and Dumbledore can't believe what happens - and there is nothing he can do about it.

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

Who is Harry Potter? A son, a brother, a good guy? No. A nephew, a friend, a hero ? Somewhat. Destined for greatness? Yes. A prick? Oh, absolutely. (Updated less often than once per month. Read at own risk. Author already aware of the problems of first year(s). Questions in disclaimers and ANs of chapters 1-40 do not need to be answered anymore.)

Auror Harry Potter was hunting a criminal that caused lots of death. Just what he didn't expect was ending in the past, thanks to said criminal's actions. He was never one to sit by while injustice happened, so sitting still until he found a way home wasn't really going to happen. No matter what Hermione had told him about time-travel. One-Shot

Because he committed the "sin" of losing the Tournament, Harry is framed and sent to Azkaban. He makes friends with the least likely people and then he and one other are rescued by his true friends. He makes a truce and decides to "punish the wicked" and all those who made his life hell and betrayed him.

Harry has a Christmas surprise for everybody - but they definitely won't like it. Harry escapes and with the help of the Goblins will attempt to out those who have been harming him and the Magical World. Will he succeed or will Dumbles triumph as usual?

The Second True Magic, The Kaleidoscope, allows it's user Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg to move through the multi-verse at will. Sometimes someone gets lucky, or unlucky depending on your view, to run into him, or he runs into them. Whether or not this is a good thing, well I'll leave that up to you.

Dorea Potter is proclaimed the Girl-Who-Lived and Lily and Harry are cast out of the Magical World on Dumbledore's orders. However, Dorea is not all that she seems to be and when Magical Britain finds out her true identity...well things will get interesting.

Arcturus Lord Black is Head of the House of Black. He wants the line to continue but all of his possible heirs are either rebellious, stupid, indifferent, lazy, insane, evil or married badly. He really didn't like anybody in his family. Then Voldemort is defeated by a 15 month old baby and the world will never be the same.

Harry Potter is really the Boy Who Lived, then died, then lived again, died/lived, etc. more times then anyone ever knew. He must always survive to fulfill his destiny but what about his poor Grim Reaper?

Would things be different if Petunia was the beautiful daughter and Lily was the "ugly ducking who never grew into a swan."

Little Lily Luna is sad because her beloved Daddy is always so unhappy. One day she asks him why and he tells her.

Lucius Malfoy gets away with most things, he evens fools the Dark Lord - or so he thinks. He is in for a surprise and more torture than a Cruciatus.

My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.

Enough is Enough! Sixteen years old, Harry has been through more than any young man should have to suffer. Losing his godfather sees to it that Harry is no longer going to rush forth into danger himself. He's letting his Slytherin side out to play, and Albus Dumbledore isn't happy about the changes in the boy. Not that Harry cares. AU, Smart!Harry, Slight!Bash!Weasleys & DumDum, OS

Harry decided that he didn't want to suffer at the Dursleys again and thanks to a discovery he made, he uses another option he found out about. After all, who would want to have a horrible summer with them, if anywhere else would be much nicer? One Shot

The Third Task of Tri-Wizard is at an end, and two young hands reach for the cup unaware of the trap laid down upon it. As a Dark Lord is about to be reborn, a small twist to the plans complicates matters. The Dark Lord is about to rise and take over the wizarding world, but even as he emerges his plans are changing radically. AU, Dark(?)!Harry, One-Shot

In the Hall of Prophecies something that none of the key-players had foreseen takes place, and the plans are permanently derailed as Harry becomes aware of not just the truth previously hidden, but a truth that came into existence solely because of the lies he has lived through already. Made aware of the many betrayals, he does what needs to be done. One-Shot, Dark!Harry, Dum!Bash

As Tri-Wizard tournament approaches, Harry Potter prepares himself. He is unwilling to dance to the whims of manipulative old men, and he's laid the groundwork for what he has to do. This year's Quiddich has already been cancelled, and with the shadow of the Tournament threatening him with peril, Harry's got a plan to slip the old manipulative bastard's leash. Crack-ish! Bash!Draco

Through all his trials, Harry's seen that he cannot really find a home in the Wizarding World. One moment he is facing hero-worship, and another he is facing scorn. He's had enough with the bleeting sheep. When an opportunity arises, Harry Potter takes it, and joins the next great adventure, though not the way some believe he did. AU, Dark-ish!Harry, Leaving Wizarding World.

What happens when the collective consciousness of the Earth orders the extinction of humanity? The Grimm. Soulless creatures hell-bent on cleansing the earth of the human scourge. But humanity refused to die. Extinction was unacceptable. Humanity had spoken, and the Will of Alaya answered. The Counter Guardians. The Beasts of Alaya. I have created over a thousand blades...

As Master of Death, Harry can't really die. What he can do is get reborn, in an alternate dimension that is so much like his old world but so different at the same time. Taking down Voldemort again? Bring it on. MoD Harry DISCONTINUED

Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.

When Harry is expelled and his wand snapped by the Wizengamot for defending himself against Dementors, Harry Potter finds himself wondering what else will they take unless he chooses to leave quickly. When more and more realizations reach the surface he begins to wonder if staying in the Wizarding World is even worth the pain. AU 5th year & beyond.

A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.

One-shot. Voldemort catches Harry making a rookie mistake.

Who was the greatest prankster of all time in Hogwarts? Was it Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers? Or perhaps the ever innovative and brilliant Weasley twins? Maybe it is the next generation who have both Weasley and Marauder blood running through their veins. It certainly cannot be Harry Potter!

Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.

Harry Potter was left with the Dursley's on Dumbledore's orders. Given the way they are, how they behaved, it shouldn't be a surprise when Harry did not manage to live through all they did. Especially when his tired, bound magic finally gave out. But what happened when those hate-empowering curses spread further? One-Shot, AU, Character Death, Dumbledore-Bashing.

One-Shot. Dumbledore is brooding about his plans going wrong and thinking back at the last few years. Quite a lot of things should have gone differently, but Dumbledore was not going to give up, he'd find out where he made a mistake, and then he'd put the little monster back in a leash. Or so he planned. AU, Evil-Dumbles-Bashing.

Albus Dumbledore has no Boy-Who-Lived. What he does have is a headache, and two very odd children searching for a cure to a wasting illness in Hogwarts' library.

Harry always suffered from the abuse of the Dursleys and nobody ever acted on it or even or noticed it. Thanks to a coincidence during the time after smugling Norbert out that changed. See what a small change can do.

Wizard lack common sense. Hermione had declared that in their first year at Hogwarts. Well, even after the war, with Voldemort dead, wizards refused to change the things that were important to prevent events that led to the war in the first place to repeat themselves. Time for Harry to make sure, at the right time and place, to teach them.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

Harry returns for his second year at Hogwarts, determined to continue his way to the top of the Wizarding World. What about the strange message that Firenze had given him and Hagrid? How to deal with the warnings of that house elf Dobby? Sequel to Champion.

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings

There are ordinary people, people with great destinies and there is Harry who has two. He is Harry Potter the-boy-who-lived. He is also Prince Harry Pendragon of Camelot, younger brother of the future King Arthur. He grows up in Camelot and he has to conceal his strange powers from everyone until a young man with a destiny of his own arrives. Harry/Merlin. Edit in progress

It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.

Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?

Voldemort proved the Fidelius faulty once. Nevertheless, Dumbledore relies on it again. Big mistake.

When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.

Harry Potter knew something was going to go wrong when, as a punishment, Snape made him test an uncompleted ageing potion. Something always goes wrong. And he was right.

One-shot. Ollivander searches for a way out while locked in the Malfoys' cellar and finds and opportunity in an unlikely source.

Harry Potter isn't normal, he is highly intelligent and strives to become the best. Upon finding out about him being a wizard he has to decide if he wants to give up all the work he put into his studies to get a scholarship for a good secondary boarding school or take his place at Hogwarts.

The Ministry wants to know what happened in the Department of Mysteries. When interviewing minors, should not their guardians be present?

Harry needs some time to let his guard down in the war. So he goes to a celebration just before he, Ron and Hermione plan to get Hufflepuff's Cup from Bellatrix Lestrange's vault. Who could have guessed what the consequences would be?

After Harry executes Voldemort and his inner circle, Albus Dumbledore confronts him about turning Dark. Harry's response is not what he expects.

My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.

Harry stumbles across a rather helpful pair of potions in his search to remember his school work better. Who'd a thought a little memory would make such a difference in a person's life.

Oh what the hell... I was feeling a little quirky one night and started to write a dark humor Harry fic.Harry has an accident and decides to do things his way. Maybe not a nice way, but expedient and at times...funny. MK-ONE

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.

Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.

One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...

"I ask of you again, Helena Potter, Girl-Who-Lived. Are you my Master?" Who is this tall, emerald eyed, man. And why does he look so much like Helena Potter? Will the benefits of allying herself with this enigmatic person outweight the costs?

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Harry Potter harnesses the power the Dark Lord knows not, much to the chagrin of those in charge. Just a little plot bunny that wouldn't go away. My first published fanfic.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

When Ron stormed out of the tent, Hermione went after him to stop him and disapparated with him. What will happen following this small change to DH ? What will Harry do without his friends?

When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.

Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.

Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!

After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG

- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.

Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.

Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?

Harry finds something in his great grandfathers notes that might help him defeat Voldemort. But to learn how, he has to leave Britain and his friends.

Harry is found guilty for underage magic and has his wand snapped. With help, he tells them to go sod off. I got the idea from another fanfic, but cannot remember the name of it. So, sorry i cannot leave praise for that story. Please R&R

Takes place after Sirius dies. Harry receives no help for his depression and he retaliates in nasty letter to the wizard world. With depression and suicide spiraling out of control, Harry sends letters off to his supposed friends. Please R&R

One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.

Albus Dumbledore's mistake leaves the magical world in ruins.

Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.

Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.

Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.

Dumbledore wanted a saviour for the wizarding world. Someone who would step up and save the wizarding world from prejudice. Well, you know what they say, Be Careful What You Wish For... preface of 'Rise of the Wizards'. Darkish and manipulative Harry,

AU Voldemort is defeated, and all's well in the Wizarding World. Why has Harry abandoned it?

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

AU- It seems that even in Death Harry is never given a break. His soul ends up in Rokungai where his past prevents him from moving forward. Will he learn to let go?

While searching the Black Library for something to destroy Riddle, Harry is led by his oldest, dearest friend to an ancient tome. After reading it, their lives are further linked and forever changed. Very unusual pairing.

Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.

A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.

Horrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret reading this as much as I regret writing it.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Harry Potter's greatest secrets are revealed to his great-grandaughter and heir to his fortune. And she also finds out why he never revealed how he defeated Voldemort.

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.

There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.

Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody

A Harry Potter story as H. P. Lovecraft would have written it.

Harry looks into a Pensieve and discovers Luna was tortured during her stay at Malfoy Manor. He decides to make it up to her.

Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah

After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?

Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.

One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.

Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.

Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .

COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?

Just a simple day in the life of Harry James Potter. That is, until around seven.

What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.

COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.

COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.

In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!

..or a reason to join the Dark Lord! OneShot! If you're wondering about the chosen Genres, well, i just couldn't decide. To find out why, you have to look inside. Please R&R

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.

ONE-SHOT! Short-Story. Not your typical "Harry in Azkaban"-Story. It's about Harrys ultimate punishment to the wizarding world and the "easy way out"

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