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I am a girl and I am 13 years old. I live in France with my family. My dad is Irish and my mom is french.
I grew up bilingle but I am hopeless in both languages. My hair is long and black and my eyes are brown.
TGWF: Thank God We're Female
My favourite books are Percy Jackson and the Olympians,Twilight, The Wardstone Chronicles, The Chronicles Of Narnia, Uglies Pretties Specials, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Stravaganza and many more.
My favourite couples are Percy and Annabeth, Edward and Bella, Tom and Alice, Tally and Zane, Harry and Ginny and so much more but these are my Favourite. They're all just so cute!
Siblings: I have two sisters and one brother.
About me: I'm a total bookworm. I started reding early, my sisters wanted to teach me at the same time they learnt how to read. My dad taught me to read in english too.
What I love to do:
Reading, writing, swimming, playing soccer, and a few other things.
What I hate to do:
Cleaning my room, be with my brother, try to teach my brother something, thinking of my brother.
One bright morning...
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Olny 55 of plepoe can.
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Join the dark side, Muhahahaha!!
if you do not join the dark side, bunnies "friends" will get you.(o.(o.(o.(o (o (Q.Q).o).o).o).o).o)
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, PERCYROCKSMYSOXS, -percabethLUVER-, Papasbookworm
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
life is not about the Breaths we take...It's about the moment that takes our breath away.
Smile. It confuses people.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? You've learned!!
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop ?
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.
There is no good or evil. But Thinking makes it so
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Whered it go??
Live your life to the fullest you never know what's around the next corner.
Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional
Looking for the perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie.
Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if its your last day
Best friends, its who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong.
This story is so sad. If it doesn't touch your heart at least a little, you must be made of stone.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (It touched mine. So I posted it.)
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
"Nothing is impossible, even the word impossible says "I'm possible."
"When you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."
"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars."
Put this in your profile if you think this is true: "I can be hurt so much more easily than I can hurt someone else."
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), WiseOne27, LoveTheSun, Pupluver1, Papasbookworm
If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.
BE WHO YOUR ARE: YOURSELF
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Freind: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore
FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing
BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell
FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: are for life
FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough
BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: would repost this craaaapp!!=)
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?
Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.
You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.
Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
"On my arms are scars; those scars bear silent screams for help; those scars bear beloved poems of heart break; those scars bear your name, over and over again with a broken heart beside it"
In all the years I have lived, I have learned to forget the past, live in the present and not think about the future. As long as the present is bearable, I'll be okay.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"
I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.
my favorite word is sarcasm.
Sometimes I may forget to say I love you,
If I had a penny for every time I fell in love
Everyone thinks she is so beautiful.
go ahead tell me all your lies
it's not about the amount of friends you have
you cant change the past
life doesn't hurt until you think about
i DiDNT WANT T0 ADMiT iT; iT WAS EASiER T0 LiE
the hardest part of a breakup is having to go through your notebooks
and its like theres a fuckin' sign over my heart
as much as I enjoy the concept of being "just friends,"
i swear some people;
those who cry
You don't realize how strong a person is until
no one can lie to their heart
it's kind of hard to be with someone,
You took for granted
i won't blink cause i might miss it
the past is annoying, showing up in everybody's words, every
& i'm sorry if you think i'm wrong but you can't
So go open your curtains
she swears the moon don't hang
your eyes spell out hearbreak,but i don't comprehend, im sinking
we never thought we'd get so
you preach about waiting for love.
so talk down to me again,
sometimes i sit and think about
i hate it when my cell rings
it's like lighting candles in the rain
& i can't stop thinking about what
theres a song blaring in her
he asked me if i was alright
A shot to kill the pain,
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Dear All: PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know -
This young girl has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live their life to the fullest, since she never will.
She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a family of her own.
By you sending this to as many people as possible, you can give her and her family a little hope, because with every name that this is sent to, The American Cancer Society will donate 3 cents per name to her treatment and recovery plan. One guy sent this to 500 people! So I know that we can at least copy and paste it. It's not even your money, just your time!
PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."
"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.
When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words.
When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
Why the sun lightens our hair,
Why women can't put on mascara
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Annoying things to do on an elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Why they are called apartments when
If con is the opposite of pro,
Why they call the airport "the terminal"
Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?
A black man was talking to a white man and said, "I'm black. When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored." Oh, God, racism TOTALLY sucks; I love the book To Kill A Mockingbird
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara, shintas1st, DMHPluv, theGiantSquidrocks, Papasbookworm,
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells you to put on socks, but you never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into ur profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If the reason ur so grumpy in the morning is that you stay up til midnight the night before, but stubbornly refuse to go to bed earlier, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled a door that said push, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
if your different in a good way put this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile!
"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film."
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
If you've ever forgotten to breathe, copy and paste this on your profile.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel.
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
Education is important, school however, is another matter
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
If the reason ur so grumpy in the morning is that you stay up til midnight the night before, but stubbornly refuse to go to bed earlier, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., SeaweedBrain013,CloudyAlore,Viron, Papasbookworm
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile
Some girls are pretty,
some girls are wimpy,
some girls are girly,
and cry when they break a nail
but some girls are tough,
they are smart
They know how to survive on their own,
some girls are independent,
and those girls are great,
not the sissy beautiful divas,
who can't take care of themselves,
its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable,
It is all about the state of mind.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your different in a good way put this in your profile.
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since1900
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Here's a joke...
there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses She started her class by saying,"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds,Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?
" A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,"He's in heaven."Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!"The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning,my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells,"Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person."Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this on your profile.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.
Because everything that was meant to happen does...eventually.
"Perfect men are only fictional."
"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."
Do you run through each day
Ever told your child,
When you run so fast to get somewhere
Life is not a
_THE FREAKING LINE WONT WORK HERE_
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this on your profile.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
When life gets you lemons, throw them at mean people, and hope it lands in their eyes.
If at first you dont succeed, don't try skydiving.
You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the best and tallest person in the MBA is chinese, The Swiss hold America's cup, France is accusing US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.
Officer I swear to drunk I'm not God.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
Weather forcast for tonight: Dark.
Life sucks, and then you die.
If two wrongs dont make a right, then try three.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If there is a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Hey, you dropped something. It's your pride.
Therapist= the/rapist. Scary thought.
Crap can't be spelled without Rap.
If stress is bad for you, then doesn't that make school unhealthy?
If life waits for you to get up in the morning, then you need to tell life to get a life.
Seriously, who was the first person to invent tabbaco? Because the first thing I do when i see a plant is: rip it out of the ground, dry it out in the sun, mix it in with a bunch of other random chemicals, stuff it in a paper tube thing, set it on fire, and inhale the fumes.
You laugh, the world laughs with you. But if you make a fool of yourself, you're on your own. -My friend made it up
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like hell. He hates that.
(front of shirt) How do you keep an idiot busy? See back of shirt. (back of shirt) How do you keep an idiot busy? See front of shirt.
Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." ~ Anonymous
"Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present." ~ Anonymous
"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." ~ Anonymous
"If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous
"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous
"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous
"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous
"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen." , replied the congregation.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
always forgive your enemys... nothing annoys them so much.
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
If you love reading more than anything, copy and paste this on your profile.
All the good ones are either dateing someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Once a computer beat me at chess. But it was no match against me in kickboxing
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar terrortory.
Roses are red,
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write some guy is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you do the most stupid, idiotic things that you KNOW won't work, yet you try it anyways, often resulting in a injury. Crazy is when you feel like singing in the middle of a dead silence. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they dont get your insult, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you absolutly are TERRORFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Fang is hot (although I have NO idea how anyone would know) copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Pink/Hollister/American Eagle told people it was uncool to breath. If you would laugh your ass off at this, copy and paste this on your profile.
97 percent of the teenage girl population would die if the Jonas Brothers told people that it was uncool to breath. If you would laugh your ass off at this, copy and paste this on your profile.
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Did you know...
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, Ice wolf13, Papasbookworm
RACISM IS WRONG
Racism is wrong and can often sometimes destroy peoples self confidence its a horrible and cruel way to treat people to prove that we are all alike try this simple experiment: hold you hand up to a light of some kind and you'll see a shadow cast nearby now have someone of a different race hold they're hand up too you'll see essentially the same image five fingers and a palm skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism copy and paste this into your profile
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you think that people who hate and hit children are mad/sick/stupid/horrible/heartless, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love reading and could stay without eating for hours just with your book if no one came, copy this in your profile.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you love your dad, post this on your profile
Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too
Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
Best friends through thick and thin!
"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous
"If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken