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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

I am a girl and I am 13 years old. I live in France with my family. My dad is Irish and my mom is french.

I grew up bilingle but I am hopeless in both languages. My hair is long and black and my eyes are brown.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

My favourite books are Percy Jackson and the Olympians,Twilight, The Wardstone Chronicles, The Chronicles Of Narnia, Uglies Pretties Specials, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Stravaganza and many more.

My favourite couples are Percy and Annabeth, Edward and Bella, Tom and Alice, Tally and Zane, Harry and Ginny and so much more but these are my Favourite. They're all just so cute!

Siblings: I have two sisters and one brother.

About me: I'm a total bookworm. I started reding early, my sisters wanted to teach me at the same time they learnt how to read. My dad taught me to read in english too.

What I love to do:

Reading, writing, swimming, playing soccer, and a few other things.

What I hate to do:

Cleaning my room, be with my brother, try to teach my brother something, thinking of my brother.

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

Cna yuo raed tihs?

Olny 55 of plepoe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel

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If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, PERCYROCKSMYSOXS, -percabethLUVER-, Papasbookworm

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

life is not about the Breaths we take...It's about the moment that takes our breath away.

Smile. It confuses people.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? You've learned!!

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop ?

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

There is no good or evil. But Thinking makes it so

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Whered it go??

Live your life to the fullest you never know what's around the next corner.

Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional

Looking for the perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie.

Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if its your last day

Best friends, its who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong.


This story is so sad. If it doesn't touch your heart at least a little, you must be made of stone.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (It touched mine. So I posted it.)


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love


"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

"Nothing is impossible, even the word impossible says "I'm possible."

"When you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars."

Put this in your profile if you think this is true: "I can be hurt so much more easily than I can hurt someone else."

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), WiseOne27, LoveTheSun, Pupluver1, Papasbookworm

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

BE WHO YOUR ARE: YOURSELF

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Freind: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing

BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell

FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: are for life

FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough

BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: would repost this craaaapp!!=)


20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy


If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

"On my arms are scars; those scars bear silent screams for help; those scars bear beloved poems of heart break; those scars bear your name, over and over again with a broken heart beside it"

In all the years I have lived, I have learned to forget the past, live in the present and not think about the future. As long as the present is bearable, I'll be okay.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

my favorite word is sarcasm.

Sometimes I may forget to say I love you,
but I never forget to feel it.

If I had a penny for every time I fell in love
with someone as amazing as you,
I would have exactly one cent.

Everyone thinks she is so beautiful.
They have no idea that every night she
cries for the one person that doesn't care.

go ahead tell me all your lies
& don't forget to add
that you love me.

it's not about the amount of friends you have
it's about how many you can trust.

you cant change the past
but you can ruin the present
by worrying about the future.

life doesn't hurt until you think about
how much things have changed, who
you've lost along the way, and about
how much
was your fault

i DiDNT WANT T0 ADMiT iT; iT WAS EASiER T0 LiE
& HiDE THE HURT & EMPTiNESS, T0 SMiLE iNSTEAD OF CRY.

the hardest part of a breakup is having to go through your notebooks
scratch out his name a hundred times

and its like theres a fuckin' sign over my heart
that says, "STAB HERE"

as much as I enjoy the concept of being "just friends,"
in reality, it's a bizarre form of torture.

i swear some people;
must live on drama.
'cause some people;
can't go a day without starting it.

those who cry
are stronger than those
who hold their feelings inside.

You don't realize how strong a person is until
you see them at their weakest moment

no one can lie to their heart
no matter how hard you try

it's kind of hard to be with someone,
when deep down you know you're still
in love
with someone else.

You took for granted
all the times
I never let you down.


"Just Friends"
was always a lie between you and me.

i won't blink cause i might miss it
and i've waited way too long
for this.


Many tears
in the heart never reach the eyes...

the past is annoying, showing up in everybody's words, every
song you hear, every block you walk; but you never want to get
rid of it because at one point, it was where you wanted to be

& i'm sorry if you think i'm wrong but you can't
blame me; the boy is gorgeous.

So go open your curtains
Open
the windows
Crank your music up high
Slip on something sexy
And find your true love.

she swears the moon don't hang
quite as high as it used to, & she only
sleeps when it's raining, and she
screams and her voice is straining

your eyes spell out hearbreak,but i don't comprehend, im sinking
deeper into your black hole of sin.

we never thought we'd get so
troubled we could never think that
much. it should never get this bad.

you preach about waiting for love.
well, here it is right in front of you.
& you're going to turn your back on it,
so that makes you a hypocrite.

so talk down to me again,
remind me how pathetic i am,
and how perfect you are.

sometimes i sit and think about
yesterday, of all those simple words
that i didn't even say. i just sit back
and wonder why, everything is just
bought and sold, and why everyone
listens to what they're told.

i hate it when my cell rings
& your name doesn't show
i hate it when i hear our song
it kills me long and slow
i hate the way you stil smile at me
even though she's by your side
i hate the nights when i'm all alone
and all the times i've cried
i hate the way you say my name
or just the way you look
but mostly; i hate the way i'll never hate you.

it's like lighting candles in the rain
sometimes life can be a pain,
but don't give up without a fight.

& i can't stop thinking about what
would have happened if we hadn't
given up on each other...

theres a song blaring in her
headphones, it reminds her
of a boy who used to care.

he asked me if i was alright
i looked at him, speechless
"yeah" i said. then i thought
about it, i looked in his eyes
as minefilled with tears "no".

A shot to kill the pain,
A pill to drain the shame,
A purge to stop the gain,
A cut to break the vein,
A smoke to ease the crave,
A drink to win the game;
an addiction's an addiction
because it always hurts the same

FORWARDED E-MAILS ARE TRACKED TO OBTAIN THE TOTAL COUNT.

Dear All: PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know -
even to those you don't know! It is the request of a special girl who will soon leave this world due to cancer.

This young girl has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live their life to the fullest, since she never will.

She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a family of her own.

By you sending this to as many people as possible, you can give her and her family a little hope, because with every name that this is sent to, The American Cancer Society will donate 3 cents per name to her treatment and recovery plan. One guy sent this to 500 people! So I know that we can at least copy and paste it. It's not even your money, just your time!

PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused, I will use little words.

When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?

A black man was talking to a white man and said, "I'm black. When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored." Oh, God, racism TOTALLY sucks; I love the book To Kill A Mockingbird

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara, shintas1st, DMHPluv, theGiantSquidrocks, Papasbookworm,

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

'm 0 m' (was your hero)

and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?

when - WAR- was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells you to put on socks, but you never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into ur profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If the reason ur so grumpy in the morning is that you stay up til midnight the night before, but stubbornly refuse to go to bed earlier, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled a door that said push, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

if your different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that
wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You
will have your heart broken probably more than once and
it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember
how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your
best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one
did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll
eventually lose someone you love. So take too many
pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been
hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a
minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid
that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile!

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

If you've ever forgotten to breathe, copy and paste this on your profile.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel.

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

Education is important, school however, is another matter

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

If the reason ur so grumpy in the morning is that you stay up til midnight the night before, but stubbornly refuse to go to bed earlier, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., SeaweedBrain013,CloudyAlore,Viron, Papasbookworm

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile

Some girls are pretty,

some girls are wimpy,

some girls are girly,

and cry when they break a nail

but some girls are tough,

they are smart

and witty,

They know how to survive on their own,

some girls are independent,

and those girls are great,

not the sissy beautiful divas,

who can't take care of themselves,

its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable,

It is all about the state of mind.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your different in a good way put this in your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since1900

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge


A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses She started her class by saying,"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds,Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?

" A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,"He's in heaven."Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!"The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning,my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells,"Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person."Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"


If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

Because everything that was meant to happen does...eventually.

"Perfect men are only fictional."

"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."

SLOW DANCE
Have you ever
watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to
the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading
night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

Do you run through each day
On the
fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the
reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your
bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through
your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it
tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see
his
sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good
friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call
and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance
so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You
miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry
through your day,
It is like an unopened

gift...

Thrown away.

Life is not a
race.
Do take it slower
Hear the
music
Before the song is over.--

_THE FREAKING LINE WONT WORK HERE_

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this on your profile.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

When life gets you lemons, throw them at mean people, and hope it lands in their eyes.

If at first you dont succeed, don't try skydiving.

You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the best and tallest person in the MBA is chinese, The Swiss hold America's cup, France is accusing US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

Officer I swear to drunk I'm not God.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Weather forcast for tonight: Dark.

Life sucks, and then you die.

If two wrongs dont make a right, then try three.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If there is a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Hey, you dropped something. It's your pride.

Therapist= the/rapist. Scary thought.

Crap can't be spelled without Rap.

If stress is bad for you, then doesn't that make school unhealthy?

If life waits for you to get up in the morning, then you need to tell life to get a life.

Seriously, who was the first person to invent tabbaco? Because the first thing I do when i see a plant is: rip it out of the ground, dry it out in the sun, mix it in with a bunch of other random chemicals, stuff it in a paper tube thing, set it on fire, and inhale the fumes.

You laugh, the world laughs with you. But if you make a fool of yourself, you're on your own. -My friend made it up

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like hell. He hates that.

(front of shirt) How do you keep an idiot busy? See back of shirt. (back of shirt) How do you keep an idiot busy? See front of shirt.

Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." ~ Anonymous

"Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present." ~ Anonymous

"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." ~ Anonymous

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous

"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous

"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen." , replied the congregation.


The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

always forgive your enemys... nothing annoys them so much.

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

If you love reading more than anything, copy and paste this on your profile.

All the good ones are either dateing someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Once a computer beat me at chess. But it was no match against me in kickboxing

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar terrortory.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write some guy is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you do the most stupid, idiotic things that you KNOW won't work, yet you try it anyways, often resulting in a injury. Crazy is when you feel like singing in the middle of a dead silence. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they dont get your insult, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutly are TERRORFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot (although I have NO idea how anyone would know) copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Pink/Hollister/American Eagle told people it was uncool to breath. If you would laugh your ass off at this, copy and paste this on your profile.

97 percent of the teenage girl population would die if the Jonas Brothers told people that it was uncool to breath. If you would laugh your ass off at this, copy and paste this on your profile.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, Ice wolf13, Papasbookworm


RACISM IS WRONG

Racism is wrong and can often sometimes destroy peoples self confidence its a horrible and cruel way to treat people to prove that we are all alike try this simple experiment: hold you hand up to a light of some kind and you'll see a shadow cast nearby now have someone of a different race hold they're hand up too you'll see essentially the same image five fingers and a palm skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism copy and paste this into your profile

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you think that people who hate and hit children are mad/sick/stupid/horrible/heartless, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love reading and could stay without eating for hours just with your book if no one came, copy this in your profile.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Random Quotes

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too

Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken

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This is what Happens when You Leave by blossom993 reviews
Fang left when Max was 18. 7 years later Max and the flock live in New York with Max's boyfriend, Jinx. What happens when Fang comes back? Love, heartbreak, and do i hear wedding bells! Who in the world is getting married? JAX FAX BIGGY! READ THE AUTHORS NOTE AT THE END
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,913 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/15/2007
Training by jadiemill17 reviews
Schulyer and Jack have broken up and Schulyer is called upon to learn to fight. But Jack isnt to thrilled when he finds out what exactly is expected of her from her new mentor. And soulmate?.....
Blue Bloods - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,457 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 3/6/2009
My Waking Nightmare by God-of-goats-loves-books reviews
Set after MR3, Max accidentally causes Fang to leave the flock one night but after 4 years they find each other again. How will the flock react? How will Max and Fang deal? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 134,286 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Max, Fang
Maximum Boarding School by LovelyVentures reviews
Max and the gang find themselves in a new adventure,boarding school.Now problems insue, boyfriends,friends,enimes, and roomates you can't stand. Max OC's, Fang OC's, Major Fax. Other relationships too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,158 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Max, Fang
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4897 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
The Fallen Angels by Sleepwalker418 reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
Blood Promise: The Quest by steffy2106 reviews
This is my own version of Blood promise. It starts a week after Rose left St Vladimir. It follows her quest to find Dimitri. Contains many spoilers of the 3 other books. No copyrights infringement intended,i don't own Vampire academy or its characters.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,866 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Rose H. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by rootlessdream reviews
The Flock celebrates their first real Christmas. Set after MR3. Fang/Max. Iggy/Ella. Fluff Alert.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,922 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008
Every night she finds him by Moltie reviews
Luke is worried about his friends lifes, even though he claims to have left everything about them and camp half-blood behind. Something is changing him. Chapter 6 is here!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Luke C. - Complete
We've All Changed by maximumrideaddict reviews
Fang kicked Max out of the flock. Now, a year later, Max and her new friends, Kuro and Raz, meet up with the flock. Can Max learn to forgive and forget? Will the flock be able to accept the "new" Max? Teen for violence! PLEASE READ NOTICE AT END. THANKS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,242 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Freedom Isn't Free by maximumrideaddict reviews
Freedom isn't free. It comes with a heavy price. Max had to leave her Flock so they could be free. Now she and six avians want to escape the School- badly. When and if they escape, will they really be free...? PLEASE READ NOTICE AT END. THANKS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,696 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 11/7/2008
I Actually Like This Silence by schatzi.mhmm reviews
It starts almost two months since Will Cash has been locked away & Annabel is going strong with Owen. Owen finally plucks up the courage one a day they spend together to tell her what he's been feeling. Continues on with their lives together.
Just Listen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,044 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010
Visit from the Future by maxride08 reviews
A winged girl named Sam comes to the flock claiming that shes from the future. Fang knows shes keeping secrets from them. Her secrets are revealed, and the consequences force the flock to travel to the future themselves. What they learn changes everything :: ON HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,992 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 9/8/2007
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: an Italian adventure by 2sides2evrystory reviews
This is a fanfic that takes place right after the Final Warning, they are advised to go to Italy by the Voice, and developing FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/27/2008
Kryptonite by BadaBingxBadaBoom reviews
No wings. Max is a homeless teenage girl living on the streets when a rumble with some guys lands her in a fostor home with six other kids. Now she has to adjust to high school, boys, social mess ups, and still be able to figure out her mystery. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,206 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Max
That Kiss under the Mistletoe by bearhead reviews
A normal day at the office goes spiraling out of control, and it's all thanks to a little plant. Rated T to be safe, my first fic so please read and review! ROYAI!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Beach FAXcation by Flight at Midnight reviews
Max has never liked the beach. Hopefully, that'll change with this vacation. However, it won't happen if the Flock doesn't stop plotting for Fang to use the L-word, Max's embarrassment never ceases, and this looming threat doesn't disappear. FAX, Pre-FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,477 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Max, Fang
Chasing Ride by RenRawrzBby reviews
Max gets captured by the school. It's been 10 years since she's seen the flock, and she's finally escaped the school. what happens when she finds the flock? will they even take her back? MAJOR FAX review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang
Surprise by Shazza-Girl reviews
Fang kicked Max out when they were 15 now five years later max has a new life. What happens when the flock turns up. Disclaimer: I do not own Max Ride, Just Shadow and Blade 4 the moment.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,884 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Max
Agony and Rapture by yourcherrylips reviews
A peek into the romance of Blue Bloods and life of Schuyler Van Alen. Living with the Forces has proved to be harder than she thought. And when dangerous secrets are revealed, Schuyler's own resolve is tested. J/S, postMasquerade.
Blue Bloods - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,181 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 5/23/2007
Torn Apart by broadway2B reviews
Fang kicks Max out of the flock because the chip in her is the only thing attracting flyboys. three years later, they're in the same area and Max is surrounded by flyboys. The flock saves her. Do they want her back? Better than it sounds. Read and Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Seven For A Secret by acciopigfarts reviews
Fang leaves, leaving Max with her one secret. Can he find her and make her whole again? *Fang Spoilers* FAX 'T'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 62,100 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
14 years later by Oldmanmah reviews
After the Third Titan war,Percy Jackson was been made a God by Zeus and Poseidon. 14 years has passed, and his daughter, Alicia Chase, has been leading a "normal" life until her fathers' past catches up with her. Updated as of May 19th 2009.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Anniversary by amantedeliteratura reviews
A small glimpse into Owen and Annabel's future together, about five years after Just Listen.
Just Listen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009
Storm Blood by Tears of Constantine reviews
Fang is shot by Angel hunters and Max realizes that the wound had become infected. Now she wants to fullfill his dieing wishes. No matter what they are. Major Fax, this is a high rated t story. I mean what are a dudes final wishes? Romeo and Juliet theme
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Fang, Max
heaven is on fire by silentwings3495 reviews
ok, well this is a story about after the flock saves the world blah,blah, blah. They're acting like their usual selves but with a touch of teenage hormones. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,049 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008
A Break? by randomrayyxx3 reviews
The voice tells the flock that they should have a break. But how long will this break last? DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,965 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Max, Fang
Chaotic Sonata: 100 Royai Songs by jacksparrow589 reviews
My take on the Royai 100 themes, each inspired by or reminiscent of a song. So sit back, put on some headphones, and enjoy! Final theme up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 28,944 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fang, the one and only by OCDBookNerd reviews
Fangs pov, fax and lots of it maybe niggy, the flock go to a hotel, what will happen? there will be fax! hee hee read and review, I don't own max ride, or fang read if you dare! hope you enjoy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,624 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Fang, Max
Freak by Impending Reality reviews
Fang is captured and Erasified. Horrified by what he has become, he escapes and joins a rogue group of Erasers who call themselves the Pack. 5 years later, the Flock and the Pack cross paths. Will old flames reignite? Major FAX angst! R&R! Chapter 18 UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Fang, Max
Saving Nudge by kitkatqt95 reviews
JP needs to write more FAX... anyway, this is about the Flock saving nudge. Written as if the Flock were never discovered by the press... Enjoy, and review lots! Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride, or any of the characters... but i wish i did.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Max, Fang
Just Listen to My Heart Beat by tulips-are-everlasting reviews
Owen and Annabel are still together, they go to Bendo one night Owen's mom has his car keys and Rolly dosent pick them up like he said he would and they have to walk home... Read and Review. Please. M for later chapters. Thank you for the reviews :
Just Listen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,318 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Maximum Ride: The After Years by eclipsed heart reviews
Ten years ago, the world was saved and the flock split up, all contact lost. Now where are they? What happens when they reunite? Forgiveness is needed, romance is a must, and keeping everyone together when grudges threaten unity is priority. Gotta be FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,907 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Max, Nudge - Complete
Faximum Ride: accidentally in love by Julie AV reviews
post MR4 no MR5.max comes up with a way to destroy itex for good.all goes well, for a time. what will happen when something goes wrong&all lives are at stake? R&R to find out, right here.story has major FAXness.all characters in character at all times.R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,856 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Max, Fang
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
New Lives by Shazza-Girl reviews
This story if based when the flock are at Anne's house. Max gets a boyfriend. Fang gets a girlfriend. Mucha Jealousy. The summary's not very good but the story is better. FAX! Rated T for later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,862 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/6/2008
School's Out Forever REMIX Fang Style by santander16 reviews
We all know School's Out Forever was the best of the MR books. And we all know Fang is the best character in the MR books. What will happen if you put them together? R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,843 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008
Innocence Takes Flight by FireflyInTheDark94 reviews
Max can handle saving the world and being attacked by Erasers. She can handle hiding from idiots trying to capture her and her flock. What can't she handle? Love and prom. FAX. T for now. Depends what happens. Now, it's WAY bigger than prom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,863 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Max, Fang
Handcuffed by singinshowtunes reviews
Max and Fang have always had their troubles. But when they're handcuffed together without the key, will it bring them closer or tear them apart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Fang, Max
Serial Seven by crimson angel3579 reviews
What if Max is kicked out of the flock and finds another family? What if the flock finds her 2 years later? Discontinued until further notice
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Max
Solace by rootlessdream reviews
New horrors reveal themselves and Max begins to realize the end could be near for the Flock. What will she decide when the Voice asks her to do the unthinkable? Set after MR4. Fang/Max. Action/Adventure/Romance/Suspense. Extended Summary Inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,988 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Max, Fang
Random Fax Oneshots by shawtie reviews
Random Fax oneshots from the books -- in Fang's POV! Ever wondered what goes on in that scruffy head of his?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Fang, Max
When Love & Hate Collide by JaceLover01 reviews
*BLOOD PROMISE SPOILERS* Rose is back at the Academy and ready to get on with her life...but with Dimitri drawing closer every day, tension rises and the clock ticks down. Will she save him before its too late, or will he kill her before she can kill him?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,196 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
FAX 'nuff said sorry i kinda suck at titles by LitChic007 reviews
Max and her "merry band of mutants" are off on another adventure. But when her feelings for Fang become unignorable, wich will she chose: love, or the world?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: Drabbles by turquoise.seas reviews
--Fax-- Warmth, Reverse
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
Maximum Ride: Finding Parents is crap by Upstairs.Brain reviews
PREVIOUSLY 'MY MAXIMUM RIDE FANFIC THAT NEEDS A CREATIVE TITLE' I finally found a title. Great, huh? Title is self explanitory. Faxness. Rated for language. Sorry I haven't posted for so long! I'm brain-dead when it comes to ideas.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,618 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 7/12/2007
Shields Don't Protect The Heart by Mkitkat reviews
Max was kicked out of the flock and has been in Itex for four years. What happens when the flock is captured and she's the only one who can get them out? Yeah it sounds like every one else's, but I promise its not! There is FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,169 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
How Much by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
"Do you love me enough," she said, gazing right into his dark eyes, using her free hand to cup his cheek, "to spend the rest of your life with me?" Short, sweet FAX oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Scared To Love by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
Fang can't tell Max how he feels about her, but can his subconcious persuade him to tell her before it's too late? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Foster Kids by SunnyDancer reviews
Max lives with her mom and little sister Ella and life isn't going great but things can't get worse, can they? They do when her mom takes in some foster kids with sketchy childhoods. Can they help each other? FAX and EGGY!all human!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009
Hold Me Close by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
FAXNESS Need I say more? After Max discovers that Fang is the cure to her nightmares, a mysterious man appears, claiming to be Fang's father. Could Max lose Fang forever? Before she has even sorted out her feelings? Or is love waiting for her?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Even the Best Fall down sometimes by AWESOME-L'S reviews
Max was fang's best friend. He was always there for her even after her mom got cancer, and her dad wanted to ship her off to who know's where. But after the Incident, Max leaves for boarding school. When she comes back, she has to face an ex-best friend.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Max, Fang
His Smirk by Of.Winged.Poets reviews
.“You know you love my smirk.” A short Flock flight. A little bit of Fax. Or a lotta bit of Fax...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
I Thought it Would be You by Inamorta reviews
“When is the last time you flew, Fang? Opened your wings?” He said nothing, and I knew it had been even longer than me. Fax. Rating changed for some language. HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,501 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008
What Did You Just Think To Me! by WingedWarrior16 reviews
Angel isn't the only one who can read minds... PLUS! The flock move BACK to Virginia! Rated T for any future referances FAX! DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Coupledom Troubles by MaidenChina reviews
Max and Fang are finally together, life is great, global peace is achieved… YEAH RIGHT. A pubescent mutant-bird kid coupling means some interesting situations are sure to ensue. Sequel to Field Trip. FLUFF and FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,643 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Max, Fang
The Fight by Feefella reviews
.:D.PoV:. It's time for field experience at St. Vlads and what could be better than the ultimate Student/Teacher showdown? .:from Shadow Kiss:.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Old times by AWESOME-L'S reviews
Set in like, princess times. what year is that? Fang's parents tried to get him to fall for Max. But he doesn't years later, she's back and mature. How does he see her now? Try it pleaze.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,354 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Max, Fang
7 Deadly Sins by horizontal stripes43 reviews
The Flock get infected with the 7 Deadly Sins- Rage, Lust, Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Sloth, and Greed. What will happen when Fang leaves? Can Max get over her jealousy? I suck at summaries, REVIEW PLEASE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Unmasked by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
After a depressing break up and a lot of alcohol, Fang finds himself in bed with his best friend's sister, Max. He has to decide whether it was a one night stand or whether he actually has feelings for her. AU. FAX. A little OOC. Minor sex references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,246 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Stupid mistakes lead to a broken heart by iloveyoulikethestarsabove reviews
Max is sixteen and out of control and for that she has her parents to thank that is until she meets Fang a new comer to private school but somethings are better left unsaid and unknown for different people. Some have secrets they need to share but won't.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,775 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Life, Love, and Drama by K.M. O'Brien reviews
Schuyler's life could not get worse, She has to live the the forces, deal with Oliver's love, and also her feelings for Jack. It seems like things can't get worse but then she realizes there is no one in this world for her. Or is there?
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,915 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
Millions of Pieces by ToxicWings333 reviews
Max finds the flocks family. But when the flyboys come back will she be able to get everyone back together or will the flyboys get the flock. And will there parents take them away from each other and leave max in millions of pieces? Was My Real Family!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Blood Promise: Awakened by JaceLover01 reviews
Rose sets out to kill the one man she truly loves...but will it prove as simple as she thinks when she finally comes face to face with him? And who will be there to save her this time around when she can't hold on any longer? DxR
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,145 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Can I Have This Dance by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
"We're never going to have a prom," he whispered. "Let me give you this much." FAX fluff. Songfic to Can I Have This Dance from High School Musical 3.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang, Traitor: Gone, but is he forgotten? by AWESOME-L'S reviews
Fang left the flock when he found his parents. Max told him she loved him but he still left. A year later, they meet again in school. Can Max forgive and forget? What will Fang do to get her back? Does Max still feel the same as she did a year ago? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Fang, Max
We Didn't Even Think by EnergyAngel reviews
Yes, it's been done before, but I'm going to do it anyway. The Flock goes to school with Ella. Max's world gets turned upside down when it seems like Virginia is happenning again. FAX will come. R&R. :D :D :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Max, Fang
Fax Shuffleshots by memrylaine reviews
A collection of Faxy oneshots. Some are random, some are based off of songs. These are SONG-INSPIRED, NOT SONGFICS! Mostly rated T to K . FAXNESS ALL THE WAY! Open for suggestions and special requests. Some are slightly or all the way AU-AH. Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Max, Fang
The lists by rainbowstrike reviews
Dr. Martinez has had enough. She decides that the kids need to have some ground rules, and so she puts up lists for each child around the house, stating what they are no longer allowed to do. R & R, rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - V. Martinez - Complete
Wing Me by Eharyn reviews
A brand new start:Max has no wings...until she meets Fang. Max is living a normal life until a new student, Fang arrives and appears to have wings. They have feelings for each other, and the lab finds out. Find out what happens and review! Faxness! Eharyn
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007
Max's Song by SweeneyLovett reviews
Sequel to "Situations". This is what happened after Fang asked Max for a kiss.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Abandoned by AWESOME-L'S reviews
Max was kicked out, now she's back and better than ever. What happened in the years w/out the flock? Will she forgive them? Does Fang still love her? All here. tons of Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Max, Fang
Confessions of a Teenage Mutant Hybrid by ChetCheerio reviews
Max is about to turn sixteen. Without the constant threat of Itex, she's beginning to see things in herself and the others that she never had time to see before. Can she admit her feelings to herself and to the boy she loves? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,763 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Max, Fang
More Normalness by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
This is the sequel to Maximum Ride: Our "Normal" Lives. It's just a bunch of stuff that happens those years after that experience. FAX, EGGY, Nudge,OC/Kudge or Nyle, Romance and humor... Visions are coming true...Or are they? Read to find out... Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 102,430 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Ride 5: Mutants on the Run, AGAIN! by RandomMusicFreak reviews
Max and the flock are going on the mission at the end of TFW. New powers, FAX, Niggy, maybe even some MIGGY? Fax is main pairing. If reviewers want I will add the powers from MAX. KJW18 co-writes. Hiatus. Re-edited version to come out some time in summer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Fallen angel by LittleMissFallenAngel reviews
Six years ago. It's been six years and the memory is still freash in my mind. They kicked my out. I couldn't forget, though I still try. I don't want to lose my memory of them. But they hurt me. Max is kicked out of the flock.Then they meet again.MaxFang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Max - Complete
The Impossible by Of.Winged.Poets reviews
I, the once great Maximum Ride,have nothing left.I gave the very last drop of all I had to give, all that I was, to keep them safe." The Flock is seperated. Max is alone,hunted,forgotten. She's given up on herself. Who can put the pieces back together?FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,845 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
All You Can Do Is Keep Breathing by Confuzzle Bug reviews
The flock members each left to go be with their biological families leaving Max and Total alone. How will Max and Total deal? What will they do now that the flock is gone? Will the flock realize their mistake before it's too late? Rated T to be safe. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008
It Can Never Last by Kenna92005 reviews
Angel read in a whitecoats mind that if Max didn't leave the Flock then they all would die.The Flock sends her off thinking that she's done something wrong. She now has to survive alone? Will they ever be reunited? Can Max understand? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,499 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
A Different Light by Feefella reviews
After all they went through in Spokane, it's only natural that Mia would see Eddie in a different light. So when the gang visits the Moroi Court for Victor Dashkov's trial, Mia makes her move.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Mia R., Eddie C. - Complete
Heartless love by randomwriter94 reviews
So basically Max get's kicked out of the flock! FAX I know it sounds cliché but it's not! I have only done this a few times so i am not GREAT yet but any reviews are totally appreciated so read... and enjoy! DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT JAMES PATTERSON! Thanks
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,752 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Please Don't Leave Me by Of.Winged.Poets reviews
-"Fang and I are in the middle of another fight. That’s right, I saved the world, but there’s no happy ever after for me. It’s just one problem after another." Max and Fang have been fighting a lot. Will this be the last straw?Fax.One Shot. Alt.End.added
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Never Forgive Me by Raven-Rach reviews
Max and Fang have not spoken in months, the Flock is torn and divided... What happened? And how can Fang try to fix things if Max is adamant that she wants nothing to do with him? The key question is Why, but no one seems to know the answer...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,092 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forgotten by elevenhurricanes reviews
When I talk to him late at night, I tell him what’s really going on. That I miss him talking to me or miss him say my name. 'Why can’t you remember' I cried, pressing my cheek to his shoulder, my hand running through his charcoal hair." Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Torn and Mended by Breathlessly Wicked reviews
Post book2. When Nudge figures out the code and finds everyone's parents guess who's left parentless? After parting with all of the flock one by one, Max mus find a porpose, someone to help her. What happens when she finds another Avain American? Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,127 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Max
Happenings While Shopping by jzazy reviews
When the flock is out shopping what happens when Max goes on a chat room while waiting for Nudge and Angel to finish shopping? Who will she meet on the chat room? And what will be reaveled. Subtitle, Max and Fang IMing together, what could go wrong? R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Fang, Max
Faxness: To Be or Not to Be? by StandardAngel717 reviews
Max is finally realizing her feelings about Fang. Will everything turn out okay? Set three weeks after MR4. Characters may be a little OOC, but it's my first story so R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008
Gone Again by DANZNQUEEN reviews
After another huge blow-up, Fang splits. Again. Then disaster strikes. The flock needs Fang. Max needs Fang. But can he put his foolish pride behind him and return to rescue them? Or will it be too late? Serious Fax developments. :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Agent Max is Back by Fightingrose reviews
Agent Max is back in the sequel to Agent Max. Maximum Ride must deal with a whole new set of problems, clones, mutant killers, and romance. If that's not enough, the flock is back, and this time, they don't want to be friends. ON HOLD.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Max, Maya A./Max 2
Crushed by SilverPain reviews
WHY! I screamed. Why did she have to this every time? Why couldn’t she just love me? Max runs away after Fang kisses her. What happens when fang comes up with a plan to get Max to admit she likes him and it backfires? New chap added. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Bungalow in the Suburbs by Raven-Rach reviews
Fax Oneshot "I had tried so many times to show her, but she never really let me. She let me in just enough to torment me even further, then she pushed me away." Fang tries yet again to get through to Max, will she run away this time? Rated T for Teen book
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
School Hard by alpha-range reviews
Summary inside. Please Review. Rated T for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008
The Ultimate Decision by eclipsed heart reviews
During STW: What if Fang had made it to Germany and gotten into the castle, but been caught by the Director? Suddenly, the plan for Max's demise changes, forcing her to make the ultimate decision: kill her best friend or die at his hands. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Music for the Soul by dragongoddess13 reviews
I just don't understand, don't you love me anymore?" FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
As You Wish by vindictive locomotive reviews
i was bored what can i say? just a really fluffy fanfic. R&R FAX AU: max is a princess who hates her job, what will happen when she meets a mysterious boy at a ball one night? will there be a royal stalker involved? R&R! Now a twoshot! yay! thnx reveiwers
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Fang, Max
He Thinks I Don't Know by maximumtsubasa reviews
Fang goes through a rough time and it's up to Max to help him. Warning: OOC This is my first fanfic
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Agent Max by Fightingrose reviews
Maximum Ride is working for the government, without the flock, but when her cover is compromised, she is sent to a safe house, right next door to the flock. Did I mention that the flock turned Max over to Itex? Oh, must've slipped my mind.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,517 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Passion by SkyBlueTattoo reviews
Fang isn't feeling well so Max goes to check on him, she gets quite a bit more then she bargained for. Iggy wants to know what happened, but how far will he go to find out? FAX! Rated for major kissing and suggestive dialogue... mostly from Iggy. One-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chocolate Helps on Tests, and Other Things by vindictive locomotive reviews
Max and the flock have saved the world and are attending school in Arizona Max makes a permanent best frend and maybe even wins a contest FAX! EGGY? OC/OC set after book 4 no flyboy action. R&R please! i suc at summaries is better than it sounds i promise
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Max, Fang
What Could Have Happened by Real Holden reviews
These are all things that could have happened between Max and Fang. First Fanfic! Fax, if you hadn't already guessed that. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Max, Fang
Maximum Saving by Emelhi reviews
The flock kicks Max out of the flock. 4 years later she has a new life and a new family. What happens when some people from the past show up and stir up a whole new set of problems? Read & Review
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,598 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Maximum Ride: Our 'Normal' Lives by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
Max and the Flock get to settle down after Itex is gone. Max and the gang have to go through teenage troubles and Flock troubles. Fax, swearing, romance, action, sillyness. Read please, it's good!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,875 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Max - Complete
The Stars Are Always Brighter by kazukomichiko7789 reviews
When Fang gets the flu Max and the others take him to Dr.Martinez's house to get better. Max is worried and tries to keep him company and give him comfort. mostly fluff FangXMax aka Fax and a very, very, VERY small hint of IggyXElla
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
One's All It Took by Evan Divine reviews
Fang's been acting weird lately... what's with him? What'd he get into...?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Off into the sunrise by Rocker-Chick-12345 reviews
Fang can't stop thinking about that kiss from Max. //COMPLETE//
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
New Years Eve by ThePenWielder reviews
Fax oneshot. Max and Fang spend New Years together. Not much to say, just some fluff. Enjoy and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Red Ribbon by Ferrero reviews
If it was a new power, it was a pretty useless one. Let me tell you about it. I can see ribbons with their ends tied to destined lovers or something . It was pretty much annoying, and it got even MORE annoying when one appeared on my finger... FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forever by StephanieAngel reviews
The Flock is finally free of Itex, so where do they go now? A story about the Flock settling down in there new house! Also tons of FAX! My first FanFic! Chapter 3 is up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008
Still Here by Raven-Rach reviews
Another oneshot featuring Max and Fang. "I need to know if you’re going to leave again- because if you are; you need to leave now." Rated T because this is a teenage book. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum school by Nikik reviews
Fax Iggyxoc Nudgexoc the flock goes to school.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Fang, Max
If Anything Goes Wrong, Kill me by bloody-splat-on-the-floor reviews
deranged scientists? flying refrigerators? attacks everyday? no biggie. not a problem for Max. but high school romance and avian-human hotties? HUGE problem. FAX, NAX, MIGGY, NAZZY. rewriting in progress XP
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,797 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
You Can't Run Away From Everything by mirandacarolxox reviews
Max and Fang have always fought; all brothers and sisters do. Except what happens when a fight goes to an extreme?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Max, Fang
Stirred by memorylostgoldfish reviews
FangxMax. Kind of a sequel to Silver, but you don't have to read that to understand this. Fang wants to talk for once.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Sleepover by kiarakya92 reviews
Its two years after the flock saved the world. The flock is living with Ella and her mom and Ella's having a sleepover. FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Max, Fang
Why I Love You II: Love of My Life by dragongoddess13 reviews
sequal to why i love you major fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Vanquishing Spell by WiseGirl726 reviews
Percy Turn's Sixteen in a few months and Annabeth Knows how they can defet Kronos. When Percy, Thaila, and Nico discover Annabeth's new powers will it be even harder to keep Nico's secret. Will the Gods find out. Who will win the war. Find out. Rated T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
All I Ask of You by tchelsaetehrock reviews
The Flock visit the video store, so what happens when Nudge rents a certain movie? FAX. oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
That Kiss by Mooncatcher reviews
The first time they kissed, she had started it. The second and third time, he had. The fourth time? They were both to blame. MxF.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Blizzard Heart by Tears of Constantine reviews
Max goes to go find food for the flock in a total white out, with Fang.Then they are caught by a Avalanche then there stuck in the same snow cave together. As Max goes crazy with worry,Fang might be using the situation to his advantage. To win her heart
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
How Do You Really Feel? by LorriBetha reviews
The Flock is back, and entering Virginia yet again! They have to settle into their old school, and deal with the students once more! Will the flock manage this change? And will Fang finally win over max? FAX! T cause i felt like it! COMPLETE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,957 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Silver Pyramid by SeaweedBrain013 reviews
Grover is in trouble and it is up to Percy, Annabeth, and some new friends to save Grover. What are Percy's feelings for Annabeth? Read to find out. And Review :P Hint: Lots of PERCABETH. Last chapter up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 24,981 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
Deserted by XRhythm.Of.The.RainX reviews
“Fang.” I hissed, lacing my words with enough steel and venom to make the girl cringe. Lemme tell you. It felt good to see her cower. “Why did you bring that?” When Max is deserted by the Flock, what happens when fate brings them together again? Rated: T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008
It just can't be by CrimzonMoon reviews
Somewhere inbetween romance and despair, lies Max and Fang-all because of a secret that is keeping them apart.This secret puts love through the ultimate test.But what else isn't Fang saying?Fax.Rated T for language.Set Pre-Book 4.Revamping & Revising!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,737 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Max, Fang
More Than Friends? by XxevilemoangelxX reviews
Starts off right where the last book ended. Max and Fang have some more alone time. Will they end up still friends or more? Fax all the way. Might be a little OCC but i don't think so. :p
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
Maximum Ride: Dark Angels by Weird But Normal reviews
The Flock never regrouped after Itex and Angel and Nudge found their parents, leaving Max alone. Max went to New York and is now the leader of the gang Dark Angels. One day she runs into Fang and the guys. What will happen? What will Max do?FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,462 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Fang, Max
Let Me Be Your Hero by Mkitkat reviews
FAX! There is nothing else to say. You have to read it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
The Way Things Are Supposed To Be by PopItLikeAPopTart reviews
It all starts when Fang leaves the flock to destroy Itex on his own, bringing the romance we all know exists to an abrupt end. 9 years later, Max just isn't the same, even though the danger is supposed to be over. Suddenly, it all just come back again.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,402 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Interesting Is Not A Word by Mac-alicious reviews
Just Listen: We all know that according to Owen, interesting is not a word. Annabel x Owen Futurefic. Drabble-y ficlet.
Just Listen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Roller Skating Is Not My Thing by up and coming writer reviews
A cute oneshot. Who knew Max couldn't roller skate? Well Fang decides to help her out. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2008
Max's Date by maximumcullenxxx reviews
Fang's point of view of chapters 70-73 of SOF. How does Fang react while Max is on her date with Sam? Four shot. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Fang - Complete
The Capture by Feefella reviews
.:VAMPIRE ACADEMY FIC:. -One Shot- The first chapter of Vampire Academy from Dimitri's point of view.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Percy Jackson and his Fatal Flaw by 1penguin1 reviews
Percy's friends are kidnapped and it is up to him to save them. Percy is presented with a difficult choice about himself and his friends.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008
Choice by Maximum Writers reviews
Choice - noun. A range of possibilities from which one or more may be selected. A privilege. Something that They chose not to do. Something that I will never forget. For, they chose the wrong option.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,659 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008
Silence by blossom993 reviews
A story based off of the song Silence by aly and aj. Max and Fang have been fighting, will they forgive and forget or will they never be? oneshot! FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
My choice by sports990 reviews
Percys time to decide the fate of the world is coming closer, Chirons prophecy is coming clearer, and Athena may be right about Percys fatal flaw. What is real and what is fiction and just how important are the gods? PERCABETH, seqal "One Step at a Time!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 34,552 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
My Twisted Romance by Gray-Eyed Charlatan reviews
OK, I stink at summaries but here goes... It takes place a few years after Percy and Annabeth defeated Kronos, and they have an extremely weird thing that changes both of their lives that makes them live forever. They also have a daughter...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
What Will Become of Us? by The Inamorata reviews
Suddenly his lips touched mine, and we were kissing. It felt so good, so warm, I can barely describe it. It was a feeling that you only get under certain circumstances. A feeling you can only have when you find a safety blanket in the face of danger.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Perseus Jackson: The Hero Chronicles by Durza II reviews
Post Titans Curse. Percy Jackson runs away, from life and duties. New courage comes on a strange island from a strange teacher. Life moves on for the people he left behind. Can Percy prove himself to everyone and defeat the Titan Lord and his great armies
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,603 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007
Dangerously In Love by ProphecyS reviews
This is a short story about Percy and Annabeth being placed in a deadly situation that leads them to finally confess their feelings for each other! This happens a months after the Battle of the Labyrinth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
The Escape of Typhon by chinese clown reviews
What happens when Percy and the gang go on a quest to capture the newly escaped Typhon? Action, Adventure, and...Percabeth! Rated T for mild language. My first Fanfic, so no flames please. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Until 'I Do' by turquoise.seas reviews
Flyboys, I can handle. Erasers? No problem. Wearing a dress and getting ready to take a walk down an aisle strewn with flower petals? Not so much. --Fax-- MAJOR TWIST!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008
There For You by Mii-Chan 24 reviews
I wasn't going to make it; I knew as soon as Kronos's sword hit me that, even if I got dunked in an ocean, I'd never be able to recover. Character Death One-Shot Slight Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Hades and Persephone by Gray-Eyed Charlatan reviews
This is the myth of Hades and Persephone, but it takes place in present time. Persephone is the most popular girl in school and Hades is a lonely goth... R&R please!
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
By Curse and By Spell by The Ink Stained Quill reviews
DISCONTINUED. After The Titan's Curse. Thalia has been captured, and the Titans will do their damnedest to get her to break her vow to Artemis with Luke so that she will turn sixteen and once again have the prophesy weighing on her shoulders. ThaliaxLuke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Valentine's Day by Max7 reviews
This is a one shot FAX story. Fax all the way
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Under the moonlight by yassp reviews
Percy starts to fall in love with Annabeth. But she still loves Luke. They make secret meeting at night and Percy finds himself constantly staring at Annabeth. Your typical Percabeth story. Read and review! Chapter 5 up! Look out the edited chapters!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007
The Move by PrepGonePunk95 reviews
The whitecoats experimented on the Flock's brains, trying to give them each the power to read only each other's minds. But something goes wrong and they lose they're memory. They put the Flock up for adoption and they meet again a year later,FAX and NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 34,722 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
The Battle of the Labyrinth by believerofthegods reviews
Percy leaves home when monsters attack. His goal is to reach Annabeth's house alive. Dare I say anymore? He gains new powers that match lord Poseidon's. Percabeth and other extra fluffy stuff. Story right now on hold. PLEASE read my new PJO, to be posted.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
Why I Love You by dragongoddess13 reviews
A conversation between Max and Fang about what they love about eachother.MAJOR FAX Please read and review. sequeal up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Boy King by turquoise.seas reviews
“I’m afraid that’s just it,” Susan’s soft voice broke in. Caspian’s gaze flew from Peter’s stern eyes to her anxiously. Her eyes fixed on his, pleading with him to understand. “We’re not coming back.” --CASPIAN/SUSAN-- Based on the movie.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
When He Washed Up on Ogygia by Gray-Eyed Charlatan reviews
This is Calypso's view of Percy's arrival and departure to and from Ogygia. And I know it's a short oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
I Can't Free You by RippedIntoPieces reviews
A hybrid takes Max from the Flock, slowly drawn to his charms, Max has to decide who to choose: her old family or her new one. Finally updated. Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007
Falling in Love and other Really Scary Things by KittyThomas reviews
The title pretty much says it all- FAXNESS! Sometime after the events of book 3, Max and Fang have to have a little heart to heart... and it all seems to go downhill from there. Will they ever realise their feelings for each other? Bit on action too! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,105 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Beautiful Monster by Spirited Heart reviews
Fang has been guarding a monster inside his heart: his feelings for Max. But one night things go too far, and Fang has some trouble containing the beast...MAJOR FAX, PEOPLE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO READ IT. Maybe rated M...?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
This Time, on the Swings by turquoise.seas reviews
“Why do you have to be so freaking stubborn?” He growled, in an echo of the last time that we had been alone like this. And, just like last time, he leaned in close and kissed me. FAX Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Young Rebels by Wing-Kid-x0 reviews
What happens when Windsor High Schools rebel Max meets the new guy Nick? Something unexpected happens to Max and she ends up living somewhere she never thought she would. Rated T for languge. NAX Fangs called Nick in the story so it's basically FAX! x
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Percabeth by Oldmanmah reviews
Bascially a Percabeth Romance, so if you love Percabeth then READ AWAY! Has elements of the Titan War in later chapters, and prequel to My other story 14 years later. Rated T. I'll complete 30 soon. For the moment, here's the ending...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Forgive and Forget by peaceandlovebabie reviews
Max was threatened to go back to the School to save the Flock. She does, but when she escapes, they tell her she cannot return to them. She finds a new family and all is well... for awhile. What happens when the old Flock finds Max?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
The Ring by piperchick reviews
Fang's got the ring. Does he have the guts to ask the question? One shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
My Night at the Prom by ride.of.a.lifetime reviews
The Flock is at Anne's house and going to normal school. Max is going to the prom, with Sam. Guess who's not to happy 'bout that?I suck at summarys, sorry! This is my first Fan fic just to warn you! The Saxness leads to FAXNESS! Rated T for language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007
I Hope You Dance by Just a bit crazy13 reviews
Set in the second book when the flock are at Anne's. My first Fan fic ever. Max gets asked to a dance. Chappie 11 up! It the part you've all been waiting for. Rated t for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Fang, Max
Percy Jackson and the Zenith of the Chosen by ProphecyS reviews
Percy Jackson's sixteenth birthday is finally here. He knows with this birthday will come the biggest War in history! But he's not alone, he has his friends and family to see him through, along with a new prophecy that will lead him to his destiny.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,645 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Meet Me at the Gazebo at Sunset by blossom993 reviews
Fang tells Max to meet him at a gazebo at sunset. really cute ONESHOT FAX cuz its written by me
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007
Truth or Dare the Angel Style by Ferrero reviews
Angel convinces the flock to play truth or dare. Title says it all. Angel uses her powers to 'help' a person complete a dare or tell the truth. FAX. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
School by Ferrero reviews
Every information from the School was a hoax, and only Fang's address was real, so now Fang lives with his parents, Max and the rest of the flock with Dr. Martinez and Ella. They get sent to a school, and Max meets a guy called Nicholas...FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
That's Amore by Irish Graffiti reviews
Max needs a break, and Fang's got a plan. European escape? Extreme case of Faxness. Lots of fluff. Hopefully, it won't make you barf.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007
Photographs by Ferrero reviews
Nudge's got a new hobby, and guess what? It leads to FAX! I know my summary sucks, but check out the story!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Run Away with Me by Nightwingstar reviews
AU Fax If I asked you to... will you run away with me? ...Who knew running away running away would mean getting wings and a new family?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,174 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Falling Even More In Love With You by bitten-by-luv reviews
songfic to Hanging By Amoment With You by lifehouse. Max n Fang realize that they've loved each other for a longlonglong time and they just needed a song to tell it for them. Fax, oneshotsong.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
A Nudge in the Right Direction by Anglerfish reviews
While Max was on her date with Sam, Nudge was having a little talk with Fang. Threeshot, Fax fluff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
The latest adventures of Perseus Jackson reviews
Percy is gaining powers and is becoming much more powerful than before. But Kronos is not resting. He still wants Percy to join him and is not afraid to capture Percy's friends to force him.Chapter 15 is up.Read and Review!There will be percabeth!After TC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,569 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
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