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Hey guys Im Jennie! I am absolutly obsessed with 'Twilght'. Yes I know I need help but don't we all. :( and im pretty pressed 4 time on a LOT of things,so no telling when my stories will be out or updated.
Here are some things about me:
My best friend is Victoria (CountessHatsue) and no she's not a sadistic evil red headed Vampire.(although she did say she wanted to. But she was just kidding...I think.)
My favorite books are Twilight series (DUH!), Maximum Ride, Blood & Chocolate, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Vampire Kisses 1-5, Saving Juliet, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Knight, Romeo & Juliet, there's more but I can't remember all of them but trust me the list would be longer.
My favorite artist are: AAR(All-American Rejects for those of you that dont know), The Beatles, Boys like Girls, Death Cab for Cutie, Evanescence, Green Day, Kerli, Linkin Park, Metro Station, MCR (My Chemical Romance), Panic at the Disco, Paramore, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Trapt, The Used, Tokio Hotel, We the Kings, Carrie Underwood, Jason Aldean, Miranda Lambert, Taylor Swift, Ashley Tisdale, Cascada, Daft Punk, Otep, Three Days Grace, Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Blue October, A Fine Frenzy, Hilary Duff, Kat DeLuna,Kate Nash, Kelly Clarkson, Leona Lewis, Lilly Allen, Stacie Orrico, A.F.I., Daughtry, Fall out boy, Flyleaf, The Goo Goo Dolls, Heart, McFly, Miyavi, OneRepublic, Papa Roach, The Police, Santana, 30 Seconds to Mars, Amy Whinehouse, The Veronicas, Yiruma. Ok thats it i think...wait ,wait yes Chris Brown, T-Pain, Lil' Wayne, Flo-Rida, and M.I.A. Skillet, Cute Is What We Aim For, ok thats enough I think. XD
My favorite song right now that I can't get out of my head is Carry on my wayward son By Kansas
I label myself as 'one of a kind' or "Special" Xp
Hobbies Reading, Dancing, Singing, Art, writing, Music, txting, Photographry
Fav. T.V. Shows Supernatural (I LOVE Dean he's such a smart ass. and funny), Smallville, Eureka, Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Primeval, Dr. Who, Blood+ , Naruto, Bleach, Eureka 7 (not to be confused with the SCI-FI show), Code Geias(IDK if I spelled it right), Top Gear
Fav. Colors(who cares but oh well) Purple, Electric blue, Turquoise, Red, Black, Yellow, &Green( heehee I just realized Yellow and Green are Greenbay Packers Colors wow)
Did I Menchin I'm freaking car Crazy and I'm a team Edward, Emmett, Seth, Jasper( my EMO boy lol) & I'm sorry to those of you who love or like Jacob Black, but I dispise him. Again sorry.
Guy's point of view
We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
Copy and Paste
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Twilight... LOST...Heroes)
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (that hurts a lot)
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (it's fun... you should try it)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile.(This hurts too...)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile.(They must think i'm mental now...)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.
Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.
Paste this in your profile if you've ever gotten hit by a parked car.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, LiveForInsanity, Mindreader24-7, CountessLillith
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely.
Ameteurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Music is love in search of words.
Isn't it a cruel idea to have an 's' in 'lisp'?
Always forgive you enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds
I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I know call best friends
I ran with scissors and lived!
I agree with the dictionary: Girls before Guys, Partying before Studying, and Friends before Love
I don't obsess. I just think intensely.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
The knack of flying is attempting to fall... and missing the ground.
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Real girls aren't perfect because perfect girls aren't real.
Everyone has a wild side. Me and my friends just pefer to make it public.
ADD + magic markers = the most fun I've ever had.
Somebody needs a happy meal.
Music is like candy, you throw away the rappers.
I find the phrase "Good Morning" an oxymoron
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. ( I am not homophobic. I just found the irony funny.)
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
If you don't like me, there's nothing I can do. Newsflash honey, I don't live to please you!
We fall for stupid boys, make lot's of stupid mistakes, talk really fast, and laugh incredibly loud. But us teenage girl are really good at one thing: Staying strong.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG!, then I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends" is like your dog dying and your mom saying you can keep it.
When people don't laugh at our jokes, we don't think of it as, "You had to have been there." thing. It's more of a "You would have to he mentally retarded like us" thing.
Your just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.
I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends would talk to me.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
I smile because I have no idea what's going on
"You might be a SUPERNATURAL addict if.. Your dream car is a 1967 Chevy Impala. You missed your prom because Supernatural was on. You wore yellow contact lenses for Halloween. For protection, you put rock salt around your bed. You go down the street looking for crossroads. You shiver every time a light flickers. Your computer password is K4Z 2Y5. You want to buy a home in Lawrence, Kansas. You quit your job to study up on demonology. When you ride shotgun, you shut your cakehole."
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that iswhat the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
If you were killed today, Im sorry I wouldnt be able to come to your funeral because i'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.. copy and paste this to your profile if you're a REAL friend!!
25 reasons i owe my mother
1) My mother taught me to apprieciate a good job done: If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up.
2)My mother taught me Religion: You better pray that comes out of the carpet.
3)My mother taught me about time travel: If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week.
4)My mother taught me logic: Because I said so, thats why.
5)My mother taught me more logic: If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you can't come to the store with me.
6)My mother taught me foresight: Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.
7)My mother taught me irony: Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.
8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis: Shut your mouth and eat your supper.
9)My mother taught me about the weather: That room of yours looks like a tornado went through it!
10)My mother taught me about contortionism: Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!
11)My mother taught me about stamina: You will sit there until all that spinach is gone.
12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy: I i've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate.
13)My mother taught me about the circle of life: I brought you into this world and I can take you out.
14)My mother taught me about behavior modification: stop acting like your father
15)My mother taught me about envy: there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do.
16)My mother taught me about anticipation: Just wait until we get home
17)My mother taught me medical science: If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way.
18)My mother taught me about recieving: You're going to get it when we get home!
19)My mother taught me about Esp: Put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold?
20)My mother taught me about humor: When that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me.
21)My mother taught me genetics: You're just like your father.
22)My mother taught me about evolution: If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up.
23)My mother taught me about my roots: Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?
24)My mother taught me about wisdom: When you get to be my age you'll understand.
25)My mother taught me about justice: One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you!
Try Not To Cry:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
...Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're still waiting for a boy to say this to you!!
I'm a BRUNETTE and I'm a cutie,
Mess with me and I'll kick your booty,
Redheads are smart,
Blondes think they're cool,
Well think again,
'Cause BRUNETTES rule!
Losers stare make a fuss.
Just one question-
Girl u think u got it all
but u dont!
and i do
so BOOM wif dat attidude
i got sumfin dat u cant touch
choo choo train
wind me up i'll do my thang
no reeces peaces 7up
mess wif me i'll mess u up
cry now girl
u just got DISSED
You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Frank Iero
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
So why bother?
If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
92 of the teenage population has moved on to rap. if you are part of the 8 that stayed with rock, put this in your profile!!
Great minds can read this!
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