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Joined 06-01-08, id: 1592354, Profile Updated: 12-30-13
Author has written 6 stories for Septimus Heap, Chronicles of Narnia, Happy Tree Friends, and Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl.

I will start by saying I'm a misanthropic, antisocial, uncaring, unemotional bastard. That's how most people describe me, anyway. I have qualities, too, but very few. I haven't had much imagination since I was 11 years old. Science attracted me more than literature, but writing is one of my hobbies, so I gave it a try. Not very successful, still.

Life advice: Be careful and try not to become schizophrenic. The chaos is everywhere.

Age: Born on the 6th of February 1992. You do the math. Sometimes I think I'm too old, but then I realize I'm just a hypocrite.

Music: Rock, Hard Rock, Drum and bass, Alternative, Dance, Gothic, Electro, Mixtures, some Pop and especially old music. Actually, I don't care what kind of music is, as long as I like the song. Some predominant bands: Mindless Self Indulgence, Pendulum, MCR, Ace Of Base, The Cure, The Prodigy, E Nomine, Florence And The Machine, Lacuna Coil, Black Sun Empire, The Birthday Massacre, Gorillaz, Ozzy Osbourne, Nine Inch Nails, A perfect circle, Take That, Mudvayne.

Movies: Ginger Snaps, The Sixth Sense, Tim Burton Movies, Queen of the Damned, Eurotrip, Chronicles of Narnia, Schindler's List, The Lord Of The Rings, all horror, psychological movies and especially those with WWII.

Shows watched: Death Note, Hellsing, House M.D., Happy Tree Friends, Drake and Josh, True Blood, Rozen Maiden, Merlin, Teen Titans, South Park, Invader Zim, Avatar:The Last airbender, Game Of Thrones, The Walking Dead.

Books: Anne Rice's books (Witching Hour I and II, Lasher, Taltos, Queen of the Damned, Interview with the vampire), Sigmund Freud, Dan Brown (The Davinci Code, Angels and Demons), The Spook's apprentice, The Other Boleyn Girl, Pride and Prejudice, The Chronicles Of Narnia (The Magician's Nephew, The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, The Horse and His Boy), The Thorn Bird, Harry Potter, Crime and Punishment, Septimus Heap, The Hunger Games, The Lord Of The Rings and a lot others I can't remember now.

Important Note: Unfortunately, real life has finally caught me. Medical College will begin, so I won't be able to write that much anymore. Hasta la vista.

P.S: Humanity is overrated.

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Understanding by Anthropometry reviews
Johnny’s escapades during his high school years, as told from the point of view of everyone’s most loathed character: the Head Cheerleader. Set in present day.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Johnny C.
Lucy & Edmund:Killing me softly by Alijandra reviews
There was something very strange about his demeanor.Perhaps it was the softness in his voice when he spoke to her, or the calmness in his gray eyes which were normally storm clouds. Whatever the reason, Lucy relished it. Edmund Lucy & Caspian Lucy
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,550 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 370,700 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Proscribed by TrulyMegalomaniac reviews
She couldn't understand his cruelty, his coldness, his hurtful words. And she couldn't even get close to him to understand it. EdmundLucy. Dark Edmund.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
The Kick Inside by Cerulean Pen reviews
"Girls like me don't last long."/ Contains heavy Pinecest, mentions of sex, and suicide.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Mabel P., Dipper P. - Complete
Wretched Desires by TrulyMegalomaniac reviews
The first time Lucy tries to satisfy her curiosity and get rid of her pent up frustration, she is caught by her older brother. And it doesn't end well. EdmundLucy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
Her 18th Year by HiHi-Ai reviews
Little Liechtenstein is finally coming of age, making her open game to all the other countries. What will Switzerland do when all these big man countries get interested in his precious sister? What will he do when he himself gets a little interested?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Angels should never touch the ground by consensual-candy reviews
Edmund as Prince of Narnia. Lucy as an orphan who meets him at a young age but never sees him again. Years later, Lucy with her adopted siblings, Susan and Peter, discover Narnia where Edmund rules. Him discovering Lucy only ignites a passon between them
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,725 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
Before the garbage, after the ball by starvingartist83 reviews
A one-shot in-movie lemon. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The tie that binds by grimhatsune reviews
It all started out when she began running away from him. Human, dark Flippy/Flaky. Warning: mature content.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Flippy, Flaky
Your lips by beautifulXflowerXJo reviews
It's hard to think about lips without thinking about kissing, even if the lips in question were Lucy's. EdmundLucy. OneShot. WARNING: Incest
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
The beauty of losing by beautifulXflowerXJo reviews
"Lu, if you don't surrender, I'm going to have to kiss you."" EdmundLucy. OneShot. WARNING: Incest
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Don't Call Me That by NaughtyKitty10 reviews
Switzerland is in love with his "sister" Lichtenstein, and can't stand being just her brother anymore. Nightly confessions, lead to somethng more... WARNING! Contains Switzerland/Lichtenstein lemon. Human names used as well. My first fic, give it a try!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Falling by SmirkingHatter reviews
Peter and Susan were hiding something, and it was driving Edmund insane. But if he had known that it would change everything, he might would have preferred losing his sanity rather than confroting them about it. Maybe. Not incest. Do not own Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
Toy Bag by Ros3bud009 reviews
Request fill: Liechtenstein finds Switzerland's bondage gear. Switzerland/Leichtenstein. No actual sex, but mentions of several sex toys, so rated M to be safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Fanfiction by BEJ reviews
I don't own these characters, they belong to the creator of Hetalia, and I hope I didn't destroy their characters too badly by doing this. Someone is a closet pervert, with a little twist toward the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
In Fire, In Ice by moirariordan reviews
The sound of a world falling. JustinAlex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
First Blood by Haraio reviews
One night, Alucard decides that it is about time he turns Seras Victoria into a proper vampire. Rated M for lemon and blood. Oneshot, Alucard x Seras
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
We forbid it! by LucyCrewe11 reviews
Peter and Edmund spy on Susan during a date. Lucy comes along by mistake. Humor. One-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Heart in a Headlock by la luxuria reviews
No matter how much he hurt her, Lucy always forgave Edmund and loved him unconditionally and cared for him constantly. It was unexplainable. He had her heart in a headlock. Edmund/Lucy. Not a fan? Don't read it.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Caught Me by Mel-Hentai reviews
Always watched, Hinata ventures outside Konoha to relieve some pent up frustration, however she gets caught in the act. NejiHina PWP Lemony
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Breaking Porcelain by Mahi-Mahi reviews
What Neji can't kill in his cousin, perhaps he could simply take. Shameless lemon, a tad nonconsensual and dark. NejHin, Hyuugacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Unlikely Hero by Invader Aqua reviews
One night was all it took to bring them together. Now, having saved the human, Zim discovers a side of her he never knew existed. ZAGR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Between Heaven and Hell by The Twillight Owl reviews
Rules and Duties may take your live to unexpected situations, for best or worst. Neji and Hinata's lifes are ruled by their clan. How to live: fighting or accepting the rules? NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,906 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
The Pevensies and the Sues by youcantseeus reviews
Can Peter and Edmund escape the onslaught of Mary Sues?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Thing About by K. Koumori reviews
[Gorillaz Slash. Murdoc2D.] The tension is thick enough to touch at Kong Studios.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,374 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Rosemary For Remembrance by Sintari reviews
Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hollow by sharingank reviews
Duty...it means many different things to many different people...but what of Neji and Hinata, bound by fate to unite their clan? NejiHina oneshot. Rated R for mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Seven Days by LoKi-Shiver reviews
FINISHED!! A Lock/Shock romance set seven years after the events with Christmas Town. Rated R for use of language, romance and violence. Thanks again to all my wonderful reviewers :)
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,265 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 4/10/2003
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Ice wall reviews
Lucy just wants to break the wall that was built between her and her brother. EdLu. Movie version. No flames.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,388 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
Wishes Are Not What They Seem reviews
She always wanted to be alive again, to grow up, to mature like other girls. But she didn't know that those would bring an unexpected turn of events in her life. And they all involved Ragamuffin. Ragamuffin / Lenore. Warning: Serious Mature Content.
Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Lenore, Ragamuffin - Complete
Paranoia Fuel reviews
She looks at him and sees a freak, a criminal. A Flippy/Flaky story, with The Happy Tree Friends as humans, dwelling with their teenage problems during high school.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,063 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Flippy, Flaky
Light on the dark side of me reviews
AU. What if Lenore didn't die? What if Ragamuffin wasn't cursed to be a doll? What if she grew up and met him in completely different circumstances? A vampire Ragamuffin / grown-up, alive Lenore story, which takes place at the beginning of the 1900's.
Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Lenore, Ragamuffin
Epitome Of Everything reviews
Nothing is the same anymore. Ragamuffin / Lenore.
Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Lenore, Ragamuffin - Complete
Violet and Green reviews
Septimus Heap. The fic contains drabbles about Jenna and Septimus. I know they are adoptive brothers, but I always think about them as friends. And friends can love each other more than they can realize... Septimus/Jenna in some of the chapters.
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Jenna H., Septimus H.
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