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Joined 06-01-08, id: 1592472, Profile Updated: 03-24-16
Author has written 3 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Bleach, Naruto, and Dresden Files.

Revlid, reporting for duty. I’m a Brit, born and raised, so forgive a preponderance of the letter "u". I tend to dismiss a lot of stuff before even reading, sadly – self-inserts and (barring a recommendation) OCs don't get a look-in. Anything with more than a few typos or grammatical errors is bin-bound. I'll cheerfully admit to being a pedant.

Stories to write:

Brütal Familiar: Brütal LegendxZero no Tsukaima crossover. "Gotta admit, I'm getting kind of sick of being summoned to ye olde timey worlds. Seriously, is there somewhere I can issue a complaint, or something?"

EDIT: Good lord, it's been a while since I logged in here.

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The Hearts of the Suffering by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Ten years after the Fifth Heaven's Feel, Waver Velvet, Rin Tohsaka, and their allies seek to dismantle the Greater Grail for good. Post-Fate.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,253 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 1/24/2014
You're Everything A Big Bad Wolf Could Want by Aglio - Saggezza reviews
"It would be rather rude, Rize supposes, to kill him on the first date. Where would be the harm in letting him stew in his foolish infatuation for just a little while longer?" Only, half a year later, with her prey-turned-boyfriend still alive and kicking, Rize begins to consider that she may have made a slight miscalculation.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Rize K., Kaneki K./Haise S.] Tsukiyama S. - Complete
Forcibly United by Gaming Ikari reviews
Bound together by magical bracers, Ranma and Ryouga must go to Roanapur to fix the problem. Unfortunately for them, they'll need money to do it, and they're forced to find work in the city of Roanapur or be stuck together forever!
Crossover - Ranma & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 104,433 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/10/2009
The End of the Affair by Frog-kun reviews
Future fic. At the end of high school, Hachiman never did forsake his philosophy. He and Yukino part ways to pursue the lives of loners. Years later, they meet again, but there is no possibility of an innocent high school romance now. Rated for adult themes.
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,903 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Complete
The Great Honnōji Academy Coup by Velorien reviews
The Naturals Election is over. With Satsuki away and the rest of the Student Council expelled and left Starless by clerical error, Honnōji Academy has descended into chaos. Can the newly-formed Elite Five (it's even worse than it sounds) save the day in the face of superpowered perverts, unstoppable war machines and the fact that they are following Inumuta's craziest plan yet?
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/28/2014 - H. Inumuta, N. Jakuzure, I. Gamagoori, U. Sanageyama - Complete
All You Need is Love by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Light Yagami tries his hand at a normal relationship, unfortunately for Naomi Misora he's been taking lessons from her Myspace stalkers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 162,070 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Light Y., Naomi M.]
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
Inaccurate Legends by Midnakdak reviews
Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Amorously Minded by Redrangerpower reviews
Nobody suffers the weirdness, and sometimes poetic justice, of fate quite like the sexually promiscuous. This is what Tony Stark and Morrigan Aensland found out after one too many late night trysts. *Currently undergoing revisions. Chapter 2 rewrite posted.*
Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,848 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Iron Man, Lilith, Morrigan A., Spider-Man
Fate into Fulsomeness by c'estquatre reviews
The final of the three-part series. The pasts of the Servants in the Moon Cell's Holy Grail War finally come to light.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Renegade Reinterpretations by College Fool reviews
A species without Paragons is one with a sad and terrible history. Humanity enters a very different First Contact War, and Mass Effect as you know it will change. Warning: this fic may make you rage and wish genocidal retributions against aliens.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 95,544 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
Chanson de Geste by LVDB reviews
Edmund's memoirs reveal a darker Narnia than the one Professor Lewis described...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,131 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009
Memorium by Aesop reviews
The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Amelia B. - Complete
Expression by Mereo Flere reviews
Boy will meet girl. Girl will meet boy. The two of them will never fall in love.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kyon, Ryoko A.
Alice's Glorious Homestead Defense by X to the Zoltan reviews
The Hakurei Miko's job is just as much about preventing incidents as it is solving them. For instance, here she tries to pry Alice out of isolation by dropping a certain kleptomaniacal witch on her head. What could possibly go wrong?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,431 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Alice M., Marisa K. - Complete
A cigar is just a cigar by wayofthepen reviews
Revy sleepwalks. Sometimes she talks in her sleep. And she'll kill you if you ever bring it up again.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Steady Rhyme by chaos-music reviews
One, two, three, four. Bits and pieces from different days. Kafuka Fuura and her simply-constructed mindset isn't that simple at all. ;; gen. 4-tiered oneshot.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kafuka F. - Complete
Natural Selection by Aishuu reviews
After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,348 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
The Road to Seireitei by Hasty reviews
The Eleventh Division takes stock of their new situation. Kenpachi and Yachiru settle in, and an understanding is reached. It's not an end-it's just a new start.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,551 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
What happened to the burd? by Jonn Wood reviews
A vital question is answered. Set after Iron Man 2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
NGE: Walking in the Shadow of Dreams by Gregg Landsman reviews
Twelve years after a boy rejected Godhood, the man he became finds his life no less complex. The world is better, perhaps. And perhaps, he is happier. But, is it necessarily a safer world? And does he have a place in it?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,211 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009
Deadpool's Awesome Fanfiction by Emeraldjewel reviews
The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/24/2009
Have a Drink on Me by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
There's absolutely nothing like a tall cold glass of something yummy on a hot day. Frankie Foster, you have been warned.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Frankie, Wilt - Complete
Shame by JazzyCat reviews
They were not ashamed because there was no -time- for that.: Short, awkward, drabbly one-shot, about sleeping arrangements, teasing and protests, starring our two favorite blond orphans. VaanxPenelo
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Penelo, Vaan - Complete
Death and Jack by Raven Aorla reviews
It's not so much that Jack can't die; it's more like he can't stay dead. Which means he gets to run into a certain cute young woman quite often, even if he doesn't remember her while he's alive. Not my characters. Part I of "Death Through the Fandoms".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 4,489 - Follows: 1,182 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Sleeper Awakes by SnorkackCatcher reviews
It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Percy W., Dolores U. - Complete
Casualties by Adam Kadmon reviews
Hikari learns not everyone lost in wars are soldiers.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,523 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Hikari H., Shinji I.
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Tree of Life: Epilogue by Myshu reviews
Sequel to Tree of Life. Symbiosis's aftermath. IncredibleEdibleBlack Mages, naked Genomes, swearing, lichens, frying pans, apple juice.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Zidane T., Mikoto - Complete
Akane by Kirinin reviews
Akane wakes up amnesiac, having blocked out the past six months of her life due to a recent trauma. Friends are deserting her and family is stepping lightly. The quest to find what's missing leads her to a dark place. Is she sure she wants to remember?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002
Heaven Can Wait by Ken reviews
Vampire Princess Miyu / Brimstone crossover. Ezekiel Stone must travel to Japan to hunt down one of the escapees from Hell, a dictator from that country's distant past who now has new ambitions to transform his former homeland.
Crossover - X-overs & Vampire Princess Miyu - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,643 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/1999 - Complete
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Made To Be Weapons reviews
It's an age-old question; where do zanpaktou spirits come from? The truth is stranger than many would believe, as Soul Society is an afterlife for more worlds than ours alone. Series of one-shots.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010
The Dresden Files: Hollow Victory reviews
Masked monsters, invisible to the world at large, have started rampaging in Chicago. It's up to Harry Dresden, to investigate on behalf of interested parties, solve a murder in the afterlife, and, most importantly - make the rent on time. DEADFIC.
Crossover - Bleach & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/27/2009 - H. Dresden
Underworld Rumblings reviews
With the loss of the White Knight's life and the Dark Knight's reputation, a new breed of criminal is on the rise. A two-shot story setting up villains in the Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete