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Joined 06-01-08, id: 1592817, Profile Updated: 07-05-14
Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, Vampire Academy, Mamma Mia!, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Glee, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, and Hunger Games.

My name is Emme. I like yellow. Writing is sorta my life... so here's a haiku :D

Wow, look, a haiku.
This won't get any better.
Whatever, I'm done.

... yeah.


UPDATE 7/5/14: Tis been a longggg time.

What I am currently working on:

FictionPress work.

Currently Reading: Steven Pinker's The Stuff of Thought

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Pet Peeves by wisdom-of-me reviews
There are some things Annabeth Chase absolutely hates about her boyfriend but there are some things she loves about him too...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
We Need to Talk by Onee-san reviews
Edited! A conversation between Finn and Kurt after Finn stood up for him in Theatricality. Some things need to be cleared up. Spoilers for Theatricality. Rated T to be safe. Mild language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Walk it off by Tashilover reviews
Man up or shut up. Hurt!Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Blood Honour by TheNightIsYoung reviews
Could you ever turn a Strigoi back? Sequel to Shadow Kiss; contains spoilers .
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,581 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Rose H.
Intertwined by IPreferVerticallyChallenged reviews
Bella never came to Forks. The Cullens get into trouble with Victoria even without Bella's help and The vampires and the werewolves are forced to team up. New and strange ties are formed as the two groups learn to get along. SLASH. Jake/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Twilight: Condensed by Nicky Goes Meep reviews
This is all four books condensed into 215 words. WARNING: This really disses Twilight. Flame me if you want, I'll find it amusing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not as Opposite as We Thought by i-read-and-judge reviews
Meet Haley, the spunky bookworm who moved to Forks. She never interested a boy before so why is that insanely tall Quileute guy staring at her? What will she make of life now that it seems like she's stepped inside one of her books? Seth/o.c.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,172 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Seth - Complete
In a Manner of Speaking by 3547805892627482245 reviews
When did you get muscles?" "When did you get breasts?" It was silent. Had I crossed a line? "Touche." Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,429 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Embry - Complete
Vampire Academy Instant Messenger by Dimitri4ever reviews
What if the Gang from Vampire Academy all got IM? Mason is here too and what can't we do without Dimitri another random fan fiction
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
Miraculous by forevernyu reviews
Bella has finally reached immortality, but it seems that for her it was going to be an eternity of suffering since she was unexpectedly ill, something no vampire had ever experienced before. Set after the "eclipse" volume. More details inside. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fun Time by Bexxii Cullen reviews
A collection of short conversations had by our favourite Twilight characters or not so favourite . Contains bad humour and language and is FUN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009
Brappy Potter and the Philosopher's Crack Stash by Proton Squirrel reviews
Young Brappy Potter would rather be hanging around outside the local Spar than learning the ancient art of wizardry. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, he finds himself mistakenly at Hogwarts in place of The Boy Who Lived. PARODY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Albus D., Ron W.
Dazzling of a Different Kind by Bexxii Cullen reviews
After Edward left, Bella was broken. Now, a year later, Bella runs into the last person she expected; Jasper. He and Alice have had a fallout, and he's come for her. Romance flares for the two unlikely people, but what happens when Edward comes back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Blood Promise by Twilighter1004 reviews
My version of Blood Promise, the 4th Vampire Academy book.::. Rose Hathaway has one goal, to kill the man that she loves who had turned into an evil Strigoi. Can she do it? Or will her feelings for him get in the way? Please Read and Review! :
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Twilight after Eclipse by lad laughsalot reviews
Bella is sleeping next to Edward. Her body heat lies against his cool skin. She just happens to be wearing an attractive high-thigh night gown… For Edward, temptation strikes. Will he be able to fight his desires, both physical and vampire alike? ROD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Through the Fire and the Flames by Hope Like Autumn reviews
He dreams of a world where we are not hidden, we do not have to live in secret. Where we have all the power, all the authority. A world ruled solely by our kind, under his leadership." Kate&Garrett, Marcus&Gianna, post BD. CHAPTER 7 "MARCUS" UP NOW.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Kate, Garrett
A New Dusk by Sarah the Confused reviews
what if there was another human/vampire relationship? What if these new characters met the Cullens? WIP right now, read and review :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,022 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
The Spell by Feefella reviews
Dimitri's Point of View. Its the part of Vampire Academy where Rose and Dimitri get hot and heavy due to Victor's little spell.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Twilight Rising: A Vampire Academy Fanfic by Rebellious Vampiress reviews
Post ShadowKiss Now on her journey to kill the man she loved, Rose finds that there are many obstacles to overcome But when an unsuspected vistor comes, will Rose have to chose between the people she loves the most again or will her decision kill them all
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/16/2008
SOS by page434 reviews
jacob becomes one of the Jonas Brothers...........
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Jacob
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Til There Was You by PortableSwamp reviews
Quil Ateara imprinted wih Claire Young when she was only two. Now she's grown up. QuilxClaire, Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Barely Breathing by azacfan09590 reviews
Bella is running a high fever and is sent to stay in the hospital for at least a week but should an illness be the only thing to worry about? Something dangerous sets Bella in its sight and won’t give up till he’s eaten. Disclaimer: I don’t own any ch
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,273 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008
Losing Control by azacfan09590 reviews
Bella has changed but her senses are taking over, her thirst for blood is unbearable to watch and she feels it coursing through her veins. Will Edward’s love and trust be enough to keep her tamed or will the innocent people of Forks blood call out to her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008
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Revival reviews
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I'm going insane, but hey, at least I'm smiling.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Katniss E. - Complete
Claire De Lune reviews
Is this how Lois Lane felt? Well crap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Tom's Gang reviews
A poem inspired by Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
A New Beginning reviews
He scratched his chin and didn't speak to me the rest of the ride. Of course, I don't blame him. If people knew I was once a Death Eater, I don't think anyone would.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010
Meet Me Halfway reviews
She looked shocked. "Glee? Really? I heard that was kind of- um." He looked at her. "Gay?"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010
The Secret Utopia reviews
She stood up. “I'll have you know, I have been to your camp. They stuck me in the Hermes cabin for a month, taught me how to hold a sword, and tossed me out like an overused dishrag. No way in Hades am I going back.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Percy J.
Living With Alex reviews
He winked and crawled up the bed to lay with me. “Too bad: I would have liked to continue the journey.” Chappy 9 up now!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Cullen House Rules reviews
The Cullens have rules they have to obey to live in the house. Here are some situations where they need to be enforced.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009
The Cullen Diaries reviews
Each Cullen has interesting things happen in their never-ending lives. Read about what they write in their personal diaries!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Jasper
I'm Just A Girl reviews
When you smiled and whispered "I love you" Darling I could see, I was meant to be your girl. "I'm Just a Girl" by ABBA, songfic for Mama Mia!
Mamma Mia! - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
The Vison reviews
Alice's first vision of Bella as a vamp in Twilight, from Jasper's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Jasper - Complete
That's What She Said reviews
Jasper's POV. fun fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
Barbie reviews
BXE fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Came First reviews
I searched his eyes, for a remnant of him. Who he truly was. There was nothing; he was gone. Then, without a moment of hesitation, I gave back everything the Strigoi had taken away from him. My heart tore in two as the stake slid into place.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Rose H.
Forever Baby reviews
Renesmee has grown up, and Jake tells her about imprinting. How does their life together unfold when Edward and Bella are unwilling to give her up?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,337 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Turned reviews
The Cullens were each turned in a unique way. Whether it be in an asylum, in a hospital, or after being mauled by a bear, they are all unique. Here's how I think each one happened. From each person's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008
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